How the fuck do you go from this...
Nigger
... to this?
... to this??
>>344313415
>>344313521
autism
>>344313415
>>344313661
also autism
... TO THIS?
>>344313948
autism
by learning Java, DUH
Java is THE BEST
>>344314238
children ruined minecraft
I'll never get the hate for minecraft. Its not perfect but it's the best in the genre.
>>344314238
HOLD ON
Kids play video games too???? Woaaa what the fuck dude
>>344315275
Generally by people who don't understand sandbox building and aren't capable of coming up some breddy cool shit dog.
>>344315023
autism
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>>344314238
>PEECEE IS THE MASTERPIECE XDDD
That's how exactly every single cuck is
>>344314238
It's computer lego, kids were bound to love it.
>>344315275
>I am literally a newfag
If you'd been on /v/ for more than a few years you'd have experience why.
Hell if you'd been here for even a year you'd have seen someone explain why.
>>344315371
Which is why most of this board played it and loved it when it was literally nothing but a sandbox, right.
>>344315275
>supposed to be 3D dwarf fortress
>future updates completely ruin the game, turn it into a wish-washy adventure game with shitty survival and RPG elements
>>344315709
I've been here since 2005. I was here when notch was shilling it here. Just don't know why people even expected it to be anything close to what they thought it was going to be. They should have been able to tell it wasn't going to turn out like that from nearly the beginning.
>le oldfag so mature with so much wisdom meme
Literal faggot.
>Notch circa 2009
>I want to make a retro game inspired by my favorite dungeon crawlers and Dwarf Fortress
>turns it into a 3D phone app farming simulator game primarily marketed towards kids instead
Can't blame him, for $2.5 billion I would do the same.