You can only choose one
>>344309708
Ves.
>>344309708
keira
Triss desu.
Even though she is a rapist, because jokes on you that's my fetish.
corinne tilly
death
Yennefer. It's hard to deny Triss' fat bosom but Yennefer.
>>344309840
Eskel no homo though
>>344309970
>ywn be Roche and get to grab Triss' lovely arse
Kill me.
>>344309708
It's a fucking fantasy game, give me both god damn it.
>>344309970
>not wanting to bury your face between Triss's heaving bosoms
Triss.
Yennefer would just nag me to death and ask me to do something before she lets me fuck her.
>>344309749
fpbp
>>344309993
I didn't read the books. It ever get revealed how ol' ugly over there got those scars? And why the fuck did Lambert get more spotlight than Eskel? He looked cool.
>>344310107
Seriously that rack is, like, the biggest in-game. You can't discount them. Ever.
Yen. because Triss is a lying whore. Yen might be a bitch at times but she cares.
>>344310127
Triss meanwhile is the type of girl who when you come home is wearing nothing but an apron and sitting on the kitchen table spread eagle waiting for your infertile Witcher spunk to be inside her
>>344310253
I think he he had his own surprise child that fucked his face up pretty bad and then ran off or some shit.
>>344310253
>All witchers have a great deal in common, but with Eskel and Geralt, the similarities are particularly striking. They first met as two boys of the same age swinging wooden swords at Kaer Morhen. They then went though an ordeal together: the first round of selections, the murderous Changes, the Trial of the Grasses, and training on the Gauntlet - the witchers' daunting obstacle course. They also received hidings together for more than one act of childish delinquency. When they became adults, they walked the Path separately, but still reconvened at Kaer Morhen nearly every winter to wait out the cold, drink to their successes and remember fallen comrades.
>Though Eskel never gained Geralt's renown, he equaled the White Wolf in experience and carried out his contracts with care and efficiency. Death had almost taken him many times during his hunts, yet in an ironic twist the hideous scar on his face came not from a monster claw but from the blade of Deidre Ademeyn, his highly unpredictable Unexpected Child.
>>344309708
>>344309869
>>344310107
>>344310403
>not getting the Triss hair fix mod
>>344310809
Can someone explain why he's soaking an open wound in a bath of his own filth?
>>344311352
Can somebody explain why I'm not in the tub with him jacking him off?
Triss. Don't care if she took advantage of Geralt's calculon-tier AMNESIA, sweet puppydog redhead waifu is literally my weakness.
>>344311543
She also has giant cow tits, which I'm sure helps.
>>344310994
>Witcher can have kids
So is Geralt the only that can't have one or am I missing something?
>>344311352
Witchers got high immunity against infections fuck you
>>344311876
That's probably why they're all okay with fucking Triss.
>>344311863
Nah dawg, both Witchers and sorceresses are infertile.
>that feel when Triss will never be pregnant and have even bigger boobs in the process
>tfw kinda wanna just restart witcher 3 to be with Triss again since I'm on Skellige and dealing with Yen and apparently Triss doesn't show up much again
>>344312276
Yen is canon and the love of Geralt's life. The sooner you deal with it the sooner we can all move on with our lives.
>>344312446
Fuck Yen, she's a cunt. I want to burn her at the stake.
>b-but muh books
Nah.
>>344311352
witchers are basically Olympian athletes with better senses,reflexes,better immune systems and live naturally for an unknown amount of time as they have all died fighting.
shit like that can wait to be stitched up after a round of gwent and whores
>>344311309
>muh visual lore friendliness
I don't make Geralt pale either in case you are wondering.
>>344312656
Book Triss doesn't have cleavage so she is worthless.
Triss is a summer romance, Yen is the real wife material.
>Those playful bantz
>Those crazy fetish sex
>Those "no time for sex, must save daughter" moments
>Those complete understanding of each other to the point where they finish each other's sentences.
Geralt and Yen have been away for years and they still fit right in the second they see each other. Whereas Triss and Geralt must reforge their relationship after a mere half a year away.
>Plus Triss' Rose of Rememberance wilted.
Yennefer has everything going for her.
>>344312953
Triss also has to pretend she is drunk to get him to kiss her.
Like I am a huge Trissfag, but I think her being with Geralt and living happily ever after with him and getting exactly what she wants after lying and date rape kind of ruins her character.
Anna Henrietta
>>344312656
But I did, and give him real cat eyes.
http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/390/?
>>344312953
>Triss ending
>Back in a royal court doing annoying political intrigue because Triss can't escape from it.
>Yen's ending
>Live in some country vineyard in Toussaint away from it all.
Yen is willing to leave her life of political maneuvering (that she's damn good at) behind to be with her loved one.
Triss would rather drag Geralt in this all over again despite him hating all of this court bullshit.
>Tell Triss I love her on my first playthrough
>Immediately feel as though I've made a huge mistakeIt's always the pale redhead that gets me.
>>344309708
I fucking hate them both, I wish I could battle and kill them like I killed Keira.
>>344313895
I have the same. I always choose them and later realize that I actually should've done otherwise.
>>344311863
an Unexpected Child is a kid gotten out of a deal. When some saves the life of another person, they might demand a payment of "the first thing you see when you return home" or, in the case of the unexpected child, "what you find at home that you did not expect."
they did not expect to find a baby, therefore the child must be given as payment.
The reason things like this are asked for is because children given usually have a strong fate or destiny.
>>344313176
and lets not forget that she could have easily cured Geralt's amnesia at any time, but chose to lead him on with an convoluted quest in order to hit on him while he couldn't remember Yen.
