NO MORE I YIELD I YIELDWhat was his name again, /v/???
Mr faggot beard
Hrogar the Unbearable Little Shit
bandit boy junior
hes an unnamed bandit npc you slug
Hired Mercenary
>put away sword
>walk away
>suddenly he gets up again
>this isnt just once, every time
>Even though they had th effort of putting this in they never bothered making surrendering actually work
>>344278516
Na-Var Shud of Kumir
>>344278516
Yieldy Bob
>>344279097
Bane?
NEVER SHOULD'VE COME HERE
>>344279454
You're a big Nord.
>>344278516
He was Jorlief Bjornson.
His father wanted to join the college and get a proper life, though he did not specify which.
He applied to both.
He got kicked out of Winterhold for failing to meet the requirments and was forced to drop out of The Bards College due to lack of funds.
Depressed he wandered the wilds until he fell in with a bad crowd and became a bandit. With more than 2 years of regret and bad decision he decided to turn his life around and make an honest living. Then someone attacked his bands lair. He did not survive.
Jorlief story is one of many. A brilliant youth bereft of opportunity and had to turn to villanous deeds. Let us not let this continue.
Support the Empire and let us strive to the realization of the "Skyrim Colleges Reform Law." And let us give a future to those that deserve it.
These threads prove how /v/ is still secretly in love with this game and are tsun tsun about it
SHOULDN'T HAVE PIRATED THAT Bethesda™ GAME
>>344278516
Nev Arshudev K'Mher
>>344279135
Gives you a chance to do your finishing moves I guess
>>344279727
GET AWAY FROM HER YOU SCRANNY, FAG VOICED MANLET
>>344279727
I only watch interracial porn nowadays but I would fucking pay for a video of Todd fucking Jade
>>344279727
Who is that woman?
>people still think that when the bandit says "never should have come here" he's talking about the player character
He's talking about himself. He's literally surrendering and exclaiming that he never should have come to place and put himself in a position where he would be fighting someone like the player character. Skyrim has tons of issues but this isn't one of them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNFrv0X1W2g
>>344279945
>he never played Jade's games
No need to get violent
>>344279945
The creator of the first ass creed
>>344280129
I'd create a creed of her ass
>>344280102
I fought
OOOOOOF
mudcrabs more fearsome than you
>>344279984
This.
I also exclaim 'NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE' when i fire up 4chan every day
>>344280068
>>344279727
>>344280129
She looks ugly and fat now.
>>344280351
pics?
>>344279984
why didn't todd make them run away in fear when they say that line then, huh?
>>344280441
Some npcs do that though. Mostly unarmed civilians but stillyou can always use fear on them
>>344280441
it's like working a 9-5, y'know? You wak in and say 'never should of come here' but you commit and go through with it. Bandits are the wageslaves of Tamriel
>>344280351
>>344280441
It wouldn't be fun if the higher level you are, the higher the chances every enemy would be discouraged to be in your presence.
>cunt begs for mercy and yields in skyrim
>give them mercy
>they attack you
>it wasnt a glitch or smart programming they all do that
thanks todd you fuckin manlet
>>344279727
>>344280615
Todd is 6"2' you fucking nigger
>>344280441
For the same reason you post here every day of your fucking life.
why don't you run away?
>>344280747
Todd is AT LEAST 8"5' you fucking cunt
>>344279097
It's Hired Thug you shitlord.
>>344280810
because there's nowhere to run
>>344280615
that bugged me so much
>>344279873
No, they're actually lazy cunts. Originally you were gonna be able to tie up surrendering enemies which was gonna be part of the radiant bounty hunting side quests you get from innkeepers. They "never had the time" to finish it but never bothered to remove the unfinished animation. Typical Bethesda.
>>344281054
Why would you let that conjurer live in the first place?
>>344281587
>kill random npc
>take his shit
>an hour later get ambushed by these fags
good game
>>344281587
I didn't. He caught me reverse pickpocketing shit onto him so that after I murdered him it would no longer be marked as stolen. He died, but not before hiring thugs apparently.
>>344281664
What's best is stealing from a locked up store at night and they still know it was you regardless. Happened to me one time when I broke into Belethor's in Whiterun. His fucking employee sent thugs after me even though he was nowhere near the store when I broke in. Also took the mammoth tusk from the Orc in the Mages College without being seen and he still knew I did it and sent thugs. The game is fucking stupid. The only thing that made sense was the assassins secretly sent to kill you seeing how you're gonna make enemies along the way.
>>344281976
Fucking Bethesda, man. Fucking Bethesda.
Neville Shodath-Comhar
>>344279674
>Lower the standards because I suck
You sound like a woman
>>344280284
I laughed
>>344282926
What's the matter? You can't stand the sight of a strong Nord womanon strong nord crack?
>>344283203
What's the matter? Can't stand the sight of abigstrong Nord woman?
