>that kid in school who played games on his calculator non-stop instead of socially interacting with others
>go to the bathroom
>hear furious button mashing
>instantly knew it was him
Godspeed Nick
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>>344276089
ol rosey palms ay?
>that kid that invited you over to play vidya but his gruff dad didn't understand the appeal and constantly berated him for having boys over instead of girls
>that one time he gave you a ride home just to grill to make sure no gay shit was going on
Jesus, we just wanted to play the Sims together
>>344276272
>little sister had my old NES and parents got her some Barbie games
>thought I was alone one day
>dad walks in and catches me in my sister's room playing a Barbie dress up game
>that confused look on his face unable to decide if that was gay or straight of me
>>344276442Did you like playing dress up games?
>go to friend's house to play vidya
>his parents leave to go grab a pizza
>get bored and check out their room
>box underneath the bed
>find a bunch of balls on a string
>chase friend around with it twirling in the air
>they come back
>PUT THAT DOWN THIS INSTANT
>didn't learn what they were until 8 years later
>>344276272
Max cringe. Would not read again.
>That kid that put CP on your computer with a simple transfer through Dropbox
Fuck you, fartbag boy.
>>344276812
Wait, what were they?
>>344276272
Good dad imo
>that slutty girl in high school who fucked everyoneexcept you
>>344276089
>furious button mashing
yeah, "button" mashing.
>>344277032
Why aren't you at school, Tim?anal beads
>>344276981I feel sorry for Richsometimes.
>>344277310
FUCK YOU LISA!!!
>>344276272
Opposite problem.
>Best friend at 12 was a guy
>Super Christian parents
>Assumed because we hung out we were fucking (12, remember)
>Once his mom burst through the door to his bedroom while we were playing vidya together sitting on his bed
>"I KNEW IT"
>Nigga we're fully clothed and clearly holding controllers, not like you let us play on the couch
>Kicked out
>His mom spreads rumours that I'm a slut (again, 12)
>Followed me into high school
>At 14 he starts telling people we fucked that day
>End up changing schools because bullying
Fuck you Jacob, I hope you never beat Halo 2.
>freshman year of high
>late
>get ready in a hurry
>grab the first pants I see
>shit, they're my middle school pants from when I was smaller
>whatever
>too tight and uncomfortable
>volunteer from zoo is in my biology class giving a presentation on animal slides
>I'm sitting in the back corner
>now's my chance
>unzip and unbuttoned pants and stick my hands in to readjust my balls
>girl looks over at the wrong time
>TEACHER TEACHER ANON IS TOUCHING HIMSELF TO ANIMAL PICTURES
>get known as the animal fucker for the rest of high school
Fuck
>>344277748
>>At 14 he starts telling people we fucked that day
But doesn't that mean he got bullied too?
>>344278274
God no. He was a hero.
>>344278274That anon's a girl.
>>344277748
LONDON
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>>344280878
Thanks for the explanation. Not even that anon butI didn't understand what was going on jesus
>>344283676
Sorry, I thought that was clear in my post. I didn't want to do thebtw grill ;)thing.
>>344284024
No I'm just too dense, I forget there are femanons too around here
>>344277196
never have children
