Old bred: >>344262479
1st for cuck stories
https://my.mixtape.moe/luleyo.webm
Trannies.
OP's a fag
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
is this game gonna get lovecraftian
>>344268774
>OP's a fag
This is not news.
https://gamesdonequick.com/tracker/donor/255338/sgdq2016?comments
Which one of you fucks made this
Just logged on to Magrunner.
Is this another boring as fuck indi puzzle game? Because holy shit, 5 minutes of The Witness made me want to kill myself.
Is Bonesaw still the best runner and pretty much the messiah of this shitty event?
>>344268783
It actually does.
The cuck conversation continues
>>344268649
Yeah the second he walked out he deserved everything that happened. He really should have kicked their asses or at least kept causing so much shit they couldn't do anything. He should have thrown shit at them if they tried to start getting with her if he wasn't strong enough to fight them. I haven't seen what the cuck looks like, but I would say most people against stivity have a good shot, he's no force to be reckoned with.
Dude pussied out plain and simple, he obviously knew what was about to happen and left the room
>>344268931
not-portal really describes this game perfectly
>so many ugly man trannies at sgdq that people are questioning if the real girls are trannies or not
>>344268950
hell yeah
>>344268935
MrLlama is running Diablo 2 again, that run can be fun.
>>344268935
Yep.
Literally the only truly great run this event.
There's been a couple of good ones here and there (Deus Ex, DUDE's Crest), but nothing has come close to topping Bonesaw.
>>344268935
Easily. Some others have been good on pure cringe but he's like the only one with actual talent
>>344268952
Well I could continue but we are in agreement.
You don't need to be able to beat people up to stop them, especially not at an event with security.
Guys it's almost 6am and I can't sleep my wife snores too loudly
>>344268952
what cuck story?
Can someone summarize what is happening?
>>344268931
>The Witness
God this was an awful idea.
It's impressive that he remembers all the solutions, but if I want to witness memory-autism I'll just go watch the guy who can reside Pi to the 1000th place or something.
>>344268931
If it helps the game drops the secret facility stuff and goes full spooky Cthulhu later.
>>344268995
diablo 2 isn't a very exciting run on itself though
>>344268935
>Is Bonesaw still the best runner
What the fuck planet is Bonesaw a good runner on? Guy is a cringeworthy douche who runs games on easy.
Hey guess what, watching games on easy isn't fun or entertaining. It's retarded, takes no skill, and is fucking boring.
>>344269071
What's wrong with her nose?
>>344269005
fallout 3 and ty the autism tiger
>>344268765
i dont get it
>>344269083
All these fucking puzzle games ran without being glitched to shit are worthless.
Did someone murder the Trials guy yet?
Fuck that noise.
>>344269071What happened to her nose?What a fucking fun run that was.
>>344269108
But those are bad things while bonesaw was good
>>344269081
Its from like a couple years ago. Go through my comment thread here >>344268952
A banjo kazooie runner and some friends fucked a mormon dude's wife after they got her drunk for the first time. He raged out and just left them there with her and she got gang banged.
>>344269114
>BattleBlock Theater dev was on a skype call for Peej and Richter's co-op run
>He told the donation reader at one point to read donations in a overly happy tone like the narrator of the game
>He picks one that talks about losing a relative to cancer
>>344269089
It's not, but the runner is entertaining.
We'll also have Typing of the Dead and another Mario Maker Relay Race, other than those, I have no hope for this event.
FF6 Sketch% can also be fun if the runner fucks up and jokes about it, but since it's not Brosentia, I have the lowest expectations.
>Magrunner
blergh
I'm watching Hotred stream on Picarto instead.
>>344269094
Literally kys.
>>344269178
>fallout 3 didn't have the best moment of the entire event
>>344269271
why would a cringe tranny shittery be "the best"?
so now it's like 6 hours of shit and then runs everyone has seen before
time to sleep
>>344269201
>got her drunk
she didnt claim rape?
Greetings from Dallas
10 dollars towards killing the animals
Evil pigs HOYPE
>>344269201
That guy's one dumb motherfucker. I agree with the other poster that said in that situation you simply take the bitch outta there if you're smart. No such thing as "trust" or "friends" when alcohol's involved.
>>344269086
Hrm. That could potentially be exciting. How long until that happens?
>>344269083
Right? I've never seen any gameplay of The Witness before so I held no opinion of it, but holy shit that run did not paint a good picture. Looks like more boring indi walking simulator bullshit with really lame gameplay.
>>344269347
We are several years beyond the date where the point you just tried to make would still work.
I need the webm of that guy calling the obvious tranny his "girlfriend" who transitioned 2 years ago.
LOAF CRAFTING
>lovecraftian
This meme needs to go away. If you don't have overworldy horrors beyond the comprehension of man, you are NOT "lovecraftian".
>>344269324
surprisingly don't think so
>>344269345
he should have just kicked stivitybobo's ass, he's a scrawny faggot. The others would have run scared once their leader was taken out.
This is what happens when 120 pound virgins are left to their own devices. They were all good friends before this and the virgins jumped at the chance to gangband their friend's wife, and the husband did absolutely nothing to stop it.
Fucking retarded situation all around
>>344269246
>kys
Are you twelve?
>>344269369
>Looks like more boring indi walking simulator bullshit with really lame gameplay.
But that's exactly what the game is. A pretentious walking simulator with a hamfisted message and a ridiculous (35 dollar) price tag, because it's Jon Blow's life.
>>344269369
Around 2/3 into the game so it shouldn't take too long.
>>344269324
She loved it, so no.
>>344269401
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467952542308.webm
Here you go dude
>>344269465
His life is mindlessly walking around with nothing happening while looking for places to draw lines? Yikes. That's unfortunate.
>>344269516
Ah thank you my nigga. Now I can cringe once more.
>>344269526
Y-Y-You too anon
>>344269451
The biggest part is the horror and the impact it has on people, especially mentally. In a way Dead Space is more lovecraftian than many games that just features creatures with tentacles and dark atmosphere.
>>344269516
>transition
>girlfriend
>applause
I would have killed to see the two or three people in that crowd that just sat there and looked angry.
>>344269503
doesn't matter, if a guy and a girl get drunk and they fuck and enjoy it, it is the guy's fault if the girl regrets it the next day. Signs about this are plastered at literally every college campus anymore
ironically this is what feminism """"equal rights"""" have brought us. feminism treats women like 5 year olds that can't think for themselves and are constantly at the mercy of the sinister minds of the strong intelligent men
>>344269521
I meant hypothethically senpai.
But he did supposedly spent all his money to make the game.
It's probably not true, considering the stink he made on social media when people started pirating his game instead of paying the completetly ludicrous price tag.
>>344269516
Gives me the feeling that this dude is the elevator of the tranny.
If he ever got "hot" baldy will be dropped.
>>344269516
Has mankind lost control?
>>344269560
Exactly. Like I said, if the cosmic abomination is not literally beyond comprehension then the point is kinda' lost.
Putting wings on a squid is not "lovecraftian horror".
Official SGDQ 2016 Runs Tier List:
Top Tier:
Zelda A Link Between Worlds
Demon's Souls
DKC Tropical Freeze (Race)
Tony Hawk's Underground
Zelda Link's Awakening DX
Super Meat Boy
Good Tier:
Super Mario Sunshine
1080 Avalanche
The Rapid Angel
Crystal's Pony Tale
Mega Man 3
Spyro Year of the Dragon (Race)
Star Wars Jedi Knight Jedi Academy
Curse of Issyos (Race)
Castlevania Dawn of Sorrow
Castlevania Symphony of the Night (Blindfolded)
Guacamelee
Momodora Reverie Under the Moonlight (One Hand)
Braid
Demon's Crest
Donkey Kong 64
Super Mario 64 DS
Sonic Adventure 2
Sonic 06
Metroid Zero Mission
Sing Along Tier:
Disney's The Little Mermaid
Cringe Tier:
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger
Not on youtube yet Tier:
Everything after DuckTales 2
>>344269516
Pfffffffffffffaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha
... Ahahahahahaha... Oh my fucking god. When was this?
Oh my god. These feelings. What is this? It's like... Elation... But I want to facepalm.... And point fingers and laugh. I'm so conflicted.
"Girlfriend" He says. Bet her dick is bigger than his. That absolute shit fashion sense absolutely shows that is a guy.
>>344269592
>feminism treats women like 5 year olds that can't think for themselves and are constantly at the mercy of the sinister minds of the strong intelligent men
Well its not exactly wrong, they are just not honest about it and call it equality.
>>344269648
>Top Tier
>no Bonesaw
Immediately discarded.
I love how all you guys hate watching this marathon but then watch it anyway.
Classic /v/.
>>344269675
https://twitter.com/ProGamingWithEd/status/741815503044399104
I don't think you're ready
>>344269691
Try reading
>everything after ducktales 2
>>344269675
You clearly haven't seen the twitter-pics of this beauty.
>>344269648
You're being way too kind there dude.
I can probably count the number of runs I've enjoyed on a single hand.
>>344269691
Bonesaw's run was objectively shitty though, epic memes aside.
>>344269648
>Momodora Reverie Under the Moonlight (One Hand)
>not top tier
The run was entertaining and impressive as fuck desu
It's a pretty challenging game and doing it with 1 hit KOs AND one handed is no small feat.
>>344269648
>no jak and daxter
your list was over before you even began. what a fucking waste of time
>>344269627
I dunno man. I could see this guy just walking around outside doing exactly this and being like "Holy shit, my life is deep and meaningful."
35 bucks. What the absolute fuck. I didn't see anything clever with the puzzles at all. It was just drawing lines in squares. What the fuck.
you're all autistic fucks that need to go off to /vg/
>>344269748
It was incredibly entertaining and raised 40k at 2 in the morning
>>344269705
not only that but they whine endlessly about it too. people here are so retarded lmao
>>344269516
Really, I have zero problems with trannies IRL, I don't mind them, I think everyone can do whatever the stupid fuck they want to be happy.
But why in gods name would you announce this?
>lady
>girlfriend
>she
So you make sure to make her feel like she is female - BUT THEN ANNOUNCE THAT ITS THE TWO YEARS ANNIVERSARY OF YOU DECIDING TO BE FEMALE?
Is there anything else, beyond upright grabbing his dick, that would cement in the fact harder that she is not a she, than reminding everyone that she is transitioning?
>>344269753
A lot of great reading comprehension in this thread >>344269735
>>344269792
what the fuck else am i going to do at 3am
>>344269748
This one run made over 10% of total donations at the time of the run.
That's better than any other run.
>>344269781
If you want entertainment and don't care about the quality of the actual speedrun, why are you watching a speedrunning marathon?
>>344269718
I am so fucking scared to click this. I have people sleeping here.
I'm going to kill myself, aren't I?
>>344269748
Technically shitty yes, but far more entertaining to watch than the retarded
>blind tetris
>trials custom maps
which were impressive in their technical way, but not entertaining at all
>>344269718
Humanity was a mistake.
I'd like quiet please.
If a woman, who has never had a beer before, gets drunk with some random strangers
then she's pretty much begging for it. They should feel more raped than she should.
>>344269516
>>344269718
Man the twitch stream quality does wonders to the attractivity of these people.
>>344269875
You will not be the same.
>>344269875
>>344269890
If you don't care about speedruns, and want to be entertained, why are you watching a speedrunning marathon?
>>344269775
The "cleverness" in the puzzles is looking around the enviroment.
Most of them are "wait a minute that card" tier, and the ones that aren't are obscure as fuck.
The runner skipped them because he autismo'd and memorized all of them, it's not a really good representation of the game.
It's still shit, though. Just play a good puzzle game.
>>344269648
>Jedi Academy
>not top tier
at least pretend to have some credibility.
>>344269850
If the only entertaining speedrun at a speedrun marathon is the one where the runner plays like shit, isn't that more of a problem with the event?
>>344269875
>>344269718
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
I seriously have no words. I can't stop staring. It's like a trainwreck. Except instead of feeling horrible you want to laugh.
I'm a wagecuck and all I watched was Tetris and Doom. Did I miss any high tier cringe?
>>344269978
Take a bath!
>>344269682
Women may be immature children, but a 20+ year old woman is in control of her mind enough to not get gangbanged if she doesn't want to unless she is physically raped
>>344269957
>don't care
Nobody said that.
And because its a fun laid back gaming event with entertaining stuff to watch - you don't need more reasoning than this.
If you enjoy the technicals more you shouldn't even watch GDQ you shitheel, considering all WRs and PBs and generally real attempts are made eslewhere.
This is the casual window into an autistic hobby.
>these two guys talking over each other
>runner is getting visibly pissed
>"I'd like quiet, please."
On a game related topic, this is probably one of the worst art styles I've ever seen.
This is so stupidly visually busy, with bloom and bad color-combinations that it physically hurts.
Who designed this stupid shit?
>>344269990
No, it just means you don't find speedrunning entertaining, which is perfectly fine. It was never meant to be a spectator hobby anyway.
>>344269705
It's 99% shit but there's always that one run that was goat and it's always hard to find that one.
>>344269775
>I didn't see anything clever with the puzzles at all. It was just drawing lines in squares
A speed run is a pretty terrible representation of the game and the puzzles
not that I think the game is worth the price or the audio logs aren't pretentious but it's a pretty decent puzzle game
>>344270009
the tranniversery.
>>344269820
I don't give a shit if its on youtube, not my fault you made an incomplete, shitty list
>no fallout 3
>>344269516
These people need some real problems.
>>344270028
I like how you people keep bringing this up even though nobody ever said it otherwise.
>>344270005
Congratulations. You will see it in your dreams.
>>344269516
What the fuck is this. Glad we can all have a cringe thread while the boring runs take place.
>>344270009
A dude shouted out to his tranny girlfriend in front of everyone during Fallout 3It was that glasses "chick" in the black dress that's been on the couch from time to time
>no way to fail that
>fails
g fucking g
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>>344270009
Allow me to point you to >>344269516
>>344270161
You and I may be the only ones watching. Also maybe him >>344270058
>>344270150
who is this semen demon
>>344270064
Shit, dude, I just like video games, and bonesaw and his couch were the only genuinely charismatic people so far
I would hug and cuddle a cute boy if it looked like a girl and there's nothing wrong with that.
>people are too busy talking about irrelevant shit to realize that we're about to have another chibi/caveman moment
>>344270256
Thats fucking gay and you know it, real men would hug and cuddle cute boys, period.
>>344270256
>cute boy if it looked like a girl
Those only exist in anime.
>>344269648
Nah man
Official SGDQ 2016 Runs Tier Lists (the cool one):
>ELDER GOD TIER
Jak and Daxter
>GOD TIER
Deus Ex
Star Wars: Jedi Academy
>TOP TIER
Demon's Crest
Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze (Race)
>HIGH TIER
Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight (One-Handed)
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (Blindfolded)
>MID TIER
Tetris Block (excluding set up)
Fallout 3
>LOW TIER
Literally everything else
>TY TIER
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger
>>344270293
>>344270290
We already did and almost everyone ignored it.
>I'd really like quiet right now
>>344270290
>/v/ doesn't talk about video games
News at 11.
>>344270298
See, this Anon has taste.
Who's in the wrong here?
>chat is upset that the runner keeps interrupting the couch
>i'm upset that the couch won't shut the fuck up and let the runner talk
>>344269943
I think you're being too harsh
https://twitter.com/ProGamingWithEd/status/750881058938204160
Oh my god this run is fucking boring
>>344269516
I really wish I was there to see the chat reaction to that, I imagine about half the chat got banned in a minute after that.
>>344270298
No catherine?
It was top tier.
>>344270293
If you love someone they'll always be cute.
>>344269516
Why.
>>344270298
>Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (Blindfolded)
I cringequit when the dude couldn't stop messing up the shop exploit. Did anything noteworthy happen afterwards?
>>344270228
>I just like video games
Sure. But you don't care about speedrunning.
That's why you think a bad run was the only good run.
>>344270009
watch fallout 3 on the twitch uploads without watching the spoilers on here. Its only 18 minutes and its great cringe even before the tranny bomb
Also ty the autism tiger is hour long top cringe with a classic fat autist that can't stop talking and ruins his donation incentive
>>344270298
t. retard who doesn't know how god tier works.
One spot, you indecisive faggot.
>>344270293
Nah. They totally exist.Before puberty had time to do its thing
RATE THIS MAGRUNNER SPEEDRUN FROM 1-10
RATE THIS MAGRUNNER SPEEDRUN FROM 1-10
RATE THIS MAGRUNNER SPEEDRUN FROM 1-10
Kappa //
>>344270343
Ouch
Honestly I'd rather bang with the bald guy.
And normally I'm down even for non-passing trannies but this is horror.
I am, as always, kind of jelly of their shamelessness though.
>>344270298
I personally enjoyed the Max Payne 2 run
>>344269516
>tranny is uncomfortable as fuck he entire time
>>344270387
Ty was such an amazing run.
Nothing will ever quite topple Crash 2 for me, but this Ty run has got to be the most autism-ridden stuff of this years SGDQ by far.
>>344270298
>Official (cool)
nah your list is shit.
elder god is jak
god is sonic 06
>>344270426
Interrupted/10
>>344270298
Somewhere near Ty Tier should be Trials Fusion holy shit fuck that commercial run.
>>344269094
Watching games period isn't fun, it's the people you do it with that makes it fun.
>>344270463
>sonic 06
Fuck I knew I missed one
>>344270426
are you compiling an analyzing data with all of thsi or...?
>>344270106
Society says otherwise and this is our echochamber
What is hard to understand?
>>344270426
couchwontshutthefuckup/10
>>344270426
I'm not familiar with the game, so it would be disingenuous for me to rate it, as I can't accurately appreciate or judge it.
>>344269648
My favorites up to now are Guacamelee and Super Meat Boy, because MAD SKILLZ.
Jak and Dexter yesterday was some good drunken fun.
All money goes toTERRORISM
>>344270426
3/10 - shit game, shit run, acceptable runner.
>>344270472
No, Trials goes under everything fucking else.
A literal 1.5 hour ubisoft advert.
I'd rather listen to that fucking nerds autistic shit because in his disgusting way he is atleast an enthusiast player.
Not a fucking marketer.
>>344270343
>https://twitter.com/ProGamingWithEd/status/750881058938204160
Stop.
Stop, you're killing me.
>20 minute setup for a 5 minute game
>need to raise money to watch someone speedrun
What jew shit is this?
>>344270497
He's from the GDQ stuff and is determining which runs were fun to be sure to not include those next time.
>>344270515
I am still quite convinced Bonesaw took a mean hit of LSD before the run. He fucked up every single trick, but it was the most fun run by far.
Caveman was doomed to mediocrity the second he had to follow that.
>>344270215
You should watch Katanagatari anon.
You'll either love it or hate it.
>>344269818
It was real strange, if someone decided to draw attention to me by telling everyone I was trans infront of 100k+ people (even if it was real obvious) I would be super pissed off
>>344270515
>My favorites up to now are Guacamelee and Super Meat Boy, because MAD SKILLZ.
Dustforce was more impressive than both of those.
And Tetris shits on all of them.
Assuming we're rating things by "mad skillz."
>>344270498
Thats not a good explanation to why you keep responding to me with something that is irrelevant to the discussion.
We all know that, you dont need to keep repeating it.
>>344270379
It turned out his button was broken if you didn't make it that far. Pretty hilarious moment when he realized it and then he just finished the run without using that button
>>344270597
i thought he admitted to being drunk towards the very end?
>>344270379
To be fair the button on his controller wasn't seeming to do anything and he seems pretty genuine about it.
This is our next runner
Should we be worried
>>344270380
I'll concede that I don't really give a shit about speedrunning, but would you honestly rather watch a competent speedrun from someone entirely dull and lifeless? Isn't the whole point of watching other people play games rather than playing the game yourself for the people part? If you're really interested in speedrunning, wouldn't it be a better use of your time to speedrun a game rather than watch this event in the first place?
>Protomagicalgirl
That's another tranny isn't it?
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anyone here hyped for the Trauma Centre run tomorrow?
>>344270601
Exactly, damn tards gets quippy as fuck if you use their old name but reminding them of transitioning is okay?
Luckily my language only has gender neutral pronouns but if I ever get there I'll call trannies "her" not because I accept them as female, but because they've sunk to the same illogical-retard level where only women were until now.
>papa pandora
anybody else getting sick of seeing this fat fuck take the front seat?
>>344270609
Dustforce was cool too, it's just that personally I find the game very boring. Didn't watch Tetris, but how the fuck do you speedrun Tetris?
![Ckt1RG4WsAAodkn[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Wfu1YUh.jpg "Ckt1RG4WsAAodkn[1].jpg")
So many trannies in GDQs nowadays
>hat indoors
is that a fucking gamegear?
>>344270691
How are they even gonna speedrun a VN?
>>344270657
>Excalibur
fuck dis nigga
>>344270657
I can understand being a casual fighting game player but GG is NOT the game to be casual in. I don't imagine anyone having fun in that game unless you play it like your life depends on it.
>>344270708
I guess you weren't here for AGDQ.
>tfw I'd love to attend this event
>tfw the only game I'm good enough to 'speedrun' is Space Channel 5: Part 2.
I'd... I'd cosplay and everything.... But they'd never let me there, both for the game and the no-fun allowed. Life is cruel.
>>344270657
I don't know man, I'm 28 and reading these makes me feel so detached from the current humanity.
I've never in my life written down a hashtag-bullshit and never had reason to.
>>344270551
https://twitter.com/ProGamingWithEd/status/746025477027004417
>>344270658
>would you honestly rather watch a competent speedrun from someone entirely dull and lifeless
I personally would, yes.
>Isn't the whole point of watching other people play games rather than playing the game yourself for the people part?
I watch to see people play games at a higher level than I do. If I wanted to watch people be funny, why would I be watching video games?
>If you're really interested in speedrunning, wouldn't it be a better use of your time to speedrun a game rather than watch this event in the first place?
I do speedrun games.
How was the Trials speedrun?:^)
>>344270710
What is it with trannies and leather/restricting clothing? It never works.
>>344270710
Girls don't actually like vidya. Same in fighting game community, why are all the best female players trannies? Because girls are inferior to men in video games.
is the person behind the projector a guy or a girl
>>344268701
empty, empty all day.
I guess buyer's remorse is starting to set in
>>344270610
What discussion? If you were the guy I've been replying to then you haven't contributed anything more substantial than I have
>>>echochamber
>>344270721
>trauma centre
>vn
I think you're getting confused, anon.
>>344270698
Uhh idk I'm trans and I don't care if anyone uses my old name, most of my friends pre-transition still do. I think people who get super offended over that are retards, though, but desu I hate like 90% of other trans people for p. much all the reasons that ppl only ironically alt-right shitpost about.
time for dwayne and brando
>>344270343
>those nigga responses
>>344270708
>how the fuck do you speedrun Tetris?
by beating it fast. how else would you speedrun it? lol
>>344270710
>dat framed Sylvanas picture in the back
>lube and rubber dick right under it
>cat climbing in the wardrobe
I can no longer take this world seriously
>>344270710
>that dildo in the background
>those cats fucking
I fell asleep in the middle of Skyrim, did I miss anything good?
>>344270839
but it's literally a VN with a surgery minigame.
>>344268701
why op never posts twitch link? everytime i need to use google to find it
>>344270905
Fallout 3 tranniversary
>>344270710
the fucking dildo & lotion, I can't
this is what a speedrunner's ideal """"woman"""" is
>>344270834
Tell me what the fuck did
>>344270028
add to my post of
>>344269682
And then tell me why did you butt into a discussion thats been going on since the last thread by repeating something someone already inserted into that discussion once - also with no reason.
>>344270946
try posting a twitch link
>tfw sgdq give you a 5 am time slot and only 3 people in the audience...same as the amount of viewers you get on twitch
>>344270909
You can do the surgery fast.
That's how you speedrun.
I preferred the indie shit to the retarded game that's on right now desu senpai
>>344270802
Well you're .01% of the audience. That's great if that's what you're here for but the majority of people are just watching a fun gaming event and want to be entertained somewhat by the runners. Most people don't care about the strategy or skill of the runs, they just want to see cool gaming tricks performed in an entertaining way.
>>344270946
is it that hard to remember twitch tv gamesdonequick?
>>344270798
My chest hurts. Everything about this is fucking hilarious. That collar, oh my god. This person is trying to live out their weird anime I want to be the little girl fetish while looking like someone named Gord.
If weird stares were currency, they'd be rich.
great let's play
CHOKE AHEAD
>>344270802
I guess we just have differing opinions on what we want out of this event
What do you speedrun?
What am I watching
>>344270802
You have to face the reality that GDQ is not the olympics of speedrunning but the open-day of speedrunning.
So its not about being the absolute best, but letting people in and showing them a good time.
What a shitty game and runner.
Super Amazing Wagon Adventure Raelcun 0:05:00
0:15:00 Any%
1:07 PM Monster Bash CapnClever 0:10:00
0:30:00 Episode 1 Any%
1:47 PM Ghostbusters Breakdown 0:05:00
0:35:00 Any% Normal
2:27 PM Jewel Master Breakdown 0:05:00
0:15:00 Any% Normal
2:47 PM Twinkle Tale Sent 0:05:00
0:23:00 Any%
3:15 PM Bubble Ghost Protomagicalgirl 0:05:00
0:09:00 Any%
3:29 PM Trip World NachoYacopu 0:10:00
0:10:00 Any%
3:49 PM Dragon Egg infinitemystery 0:05:00
0:15:00 Any% Easy
4:09 PM Ninja Gaiden Shadow Protomagicalgirl 0:05:00
0:16:00 Any%
4:30 PM Ultraman Ball Mundungu
JUST
RATE THIS SPEED RUN FROM 1-10
RATE THIS SPEED RUN FROM 1-10
RATE THIS SPEED RUN FROM 1-10
>>344271123
>showing them a good time
But you have to be good at speedrunning to get a good time, anon.
>>344271083
Who is this jizz jezebel?
>>344271139
Good job it was only 5 minutes then
>>344271083
I bet her pussy smells like an ashtray.
>>344270969
Every post you've replied to dating back to the last thread has probably been me.
What the fuck did >>344269682
add to my post of >>344269592
Literally just parrots my previous post
Well the music was good
>>344270909
You can also skip the cutscenes if it's like new blood
>>344270810
Nice let's play runner
>shoutouts take longer than the actual game
top kek
>>344271015
>want to be entertained somewhat by the runners.
But they aren't entertained, are they? All I see in these threads are people whining and bitching about how bad almost everything is.
If only 0.1% of the audience that actually enjoys the event, maybe the event shouldn't have happened at all. Maybe speedrunning isn't good for spectation.
Maybe these marathons were a mistake.
>>344270657
I went and took out the trash.
I missed his whole run.
God gotta love the fucking aspie with his no true scotsman you're not ACTUALLY interested in speedrunning crap
>4 min run
>4 min shoutouts
wat
>>344271139
post moremechabutt
Pause ahead is actually a sick as fuck game, and the best part of the game wasnt included because the secret ending level donation wasnt reached.
go play pause ahead, its short and awesome
>>344269516
Why would he draw attention to that? He was obviously trying to be supportive, but now his "girl"friend will always have evidence floating around that she's actually a man.
>"Hey everyone watching this huge event live or 2 years later on Youtube, if you wondered if that's a tranny or just an ugly woman, it's the former"
http://askiisoft.com/games/pause-ahead/
It's a fucking flash game.
>>344271158
Short and sweetI'm biased though because I know the runner and I love the game
>>344271158
5 because it was mediocre for 5 minutes
>>344271161
No, not really, thats the point.
You arent giving a good time to speedrunning enthusiasts like you would in your regular twitch stream, but to hundreds of thousands of "normalfags" or atleast normal gamer nerds.
Again, you can do the most technicially proficient speedrunning - it does not guarantee that it'll be entertaining to the average.
Just look at /v/
A good cringe/meme gets 9000x times the recognition than skill does.
>>344271268
>flash
>instantly bad
cmonbruh
>>344271164
>>344271171
>she
>"""""her"""""
>pussy
>>344269516
Well at least they are happy and they don't harm anyone
Rare watcher here.
Why is this year empty of people?
Why is the stream "rather" ""dead"" compared to previous years?
>>344271183
So you posted the same thing into the discussion twice?
I don't think this will get anyhwere.
Who here has been truly inspired by these speedrunners and will now do something meaningful with their lives? Like transitioning.
>>344271353
because it's 5am where they are i think
>>344271164
Octodad speedrunner misskaddykins
>>344270973
ah, i'm retarded
i forgot twitch links are recognised as spam here
