Does your girlfriend play video games, /v/?
Does she have good tastes?
Yes
No
>>344227490
Yes but she has some pretty shitty taste
>>344227490
Yes, my aunt plays games.
Yes
Most times
I've never had a girlfriend. :(
yes
my hand is connected to my body, so it's also a yes
>having a gf
>being a cuck
>>344227490
>man cucked to the laptop
[CURRENT YEAR] intensifies
>>344227490
My mom doesn't likes games
What does she taste like /v/?
No
If I wanted someone to play videogames with I'd go to my friends
>>344228123
salty bags of sandy coinmilk
yes and it's shit
She plays final faggotry, kingdom farts, and animal crossdressors.
>>344228390
I bet you like more mature games for a mature gamer like yourself.
>>344228594
I'm a dragon quest fan. I just hate final faggots.
>implying anyone loves me
Yup and after dating her for 4 years now she begged me to build her a PC so she can abandon Nintendo games and join the master race. She bought me a Ducky keyboard and a new mouse for putting the stuff together for her. Feels pretty good
>Thought girl liked me back
>She was a gamer
>She was leading me on the whole time
>Get sent into a spiral of anxiety and depression
>Even though I've had quite a few chances to have a girlfriend and had multiple girls interested in me, I just don't care anymore>Anime and vidya girls have ruined my view on real women anyway
She's pretty casual. We play Mario Party 2 and Sm4sh together.
>>344228749
>>344227490
I can't imagine it would be comfortable for either one staying like that for an extended period of time.
>>344228809
Not that I had any chance, but seeing my friends get cheated on/broken up for no reason makes me glad that I didn't have to deal with a real woman
>>344228891
Omg this pic is so good, I'm joining the Master Race soon too!
>>344228809
>Falling for the girl gamer meme
They are even worse than crazy weeb chicks, at least those are good at giving blowjobs.
>>344228891
wtf i hate consoles now
Yes.
Eh, her tastes differs. One minute she's playing iPhone shovelware like Candy Crush and Legend of Zelda, next minute she's playing Contra and VTMB.
>>344227490
Obviously that's fake, if he was a Pc gamer hes girls should be fucking with a black guy not him
>>344229141
I just don't care anymore. Maybe I will soon when I get better, but I just don'to really care about chasing many women in my country anymore.
>>344229034
Going clubbing and stuff changed my view on relationships.
>>344229296
>she'd be having sex with a ps4 owner!!!
Keep dreaming tyrone.
>>344227490
No
I've only gotten her to play one game and only because it's a smart phone tier puzzle game.
I've never met or have been in a relationship with a woman who enjoyed playing video games. Probably because those types are too busy playing video games and thus never go out.
I really don't think I'm missing out though. I don't want some fucking woman shitting up my hobby. My current gf has this nice hobby of baking. She gets to stay in the kitchen while I get to be left alone playing vidya. I feel like it's perfect.
NORMALFAGS
GET
THE
FUCK
OUT
salu2
>Friend is madly in love with a girl
>They start dating
>After a few months they start constantly arguing
>Break up every few months and get back together in a few days
>This goes on for a few years
>They "broke up" again, but they say it's for real this time
>Shortly after that final "break up" my friend creates a crowdfunding asking for $10k
>Says that his ex-gf dream was to go on a trip to Canada, but he doesn't have the money to make that dream come true, so he's asking for money
>No one has donated to him
It's also worth mentioning that whenever they broke up or argued about something, he would blame himself and not her. I dunno if I should pity him anymore. No matter what I say he doesn't listen. That bitch literally has him around her finger.
>>344227490
Do you fap to these threads? Not judging but what other reason could you have?
>>344228651
So you hate final Fantasy but like dragon Quest
Wat
One of the main reasons I got with my girlfriend was because she bought Dark Souls 3 for herself.
>>344227490
>your girlfriend
>>344229482
I wish I could go to a club like that but I don't drink and fucking hate the kind of people that frequents clubs
>all this normalfaggotry
How do we fix /v/?
>>344230221
Yeah i hate those people carrying their guns inside the clubs too
>>344227490
>implying girls have good videogames taste
Yes, she plays
No, she has shit taste
But at least I could get her to play some classic platformers (not implying they're great games) like Spyro, Rayman, and Crash, she enjoys them but she spends most of her time playing shitty mobile games
D-Does any anon wanna be my boyfriend ;-; I have an apartment that we can both share and a king size bed
>>344230221
I hate it too now, anon. I haven't drank in so long and hate that crowd. It was such a waste of money in retrospect.
>>344228390
if she plays 4,6, or 9 I will beat you up.
>>344229758
maybe they're going backwards and end end up having a happy marriage then growing distant from each other
>>344230484
Friday and saturday nights are when the losers like me stay and the normal people go
i dont have a girlfriend
>>344230608
California King?
Yes.
Yes and no.
>>344230608
I won't be fooled by you sakura you good girl
>>344230608
>apartment
You sound broke and need someone to split rent with.
>>344230608
It depends. What's your name?
>you will never spend your life together with a qt redhead wife in a comfy hut on the Scottish Highlands in the 1500s.
Dunno why this thread reminded me of Highlander... Still feels bad mang.
I've dated a girl who had a heavy case of BPD and it was a fucking hell on the earth.
She was a gamer alright, she even had a great taste in games, she played in a fuckton of old quests like Myst or Longest Journey, she loved old RPGs like Revenant or BG. Problem is, she also had constant mood changes, was extremely clingy and threatened me with suicide attempts multiple times going as far as scratching something on a back of her wrists with a knife.
You don't fucking want to go through something like this, it's been two years and i'm still alone, i'm better off being a NEET than having a similar experience again.
>be gf
>New bf does not play video games
>doesn't understand thought all guys played vidya
>just deals with it
>girlfriend
>>344230484
You and all the underage leave and never come back until you're 25 or over and/or put your pathetic shriveled prick inside a real actual vagina. There, problem solved.
>>344227490
Sometimes...
Mostly she just plays whatever I buy her. She plays them through all the way though. She wants to get Overwatch and play that with me this weekend, no idea if that's good or bad.
>>344230827
No just some king sized bed
>>344230912
Theres nothing to be fooled by ;)
>>344231282
Well yes and no. I just wanna lose my virginity. You can be dom if you want.
>>344231571
But this board is filled with underage normalfags like you, not underage virgins you mong
>>344230608
Are you a passable trap?
>>344231740
>just king
Whore.
>>344227490
> dat pic
Goddamn, why are normies so cringey?
>>344231571
I'm 24 years old virgin, can I still hang out with you guys?
>>344232075
you're calling them the normal ones yourself
>>344231804
If that were true we wouldn't have 15+ threads in the catalog at all times of lewd images for those so sexually deprived that they are able to actually cum to them.
>>344232581
Why are you so triggered, friend?
>>344227490
I'm a 26 year old virgin who has never had a gf in my life. I live with my parents, am currently unemployed, and I just started in an outpatient program for alcoholism and I go to 6 AA meetings a week.
>>344232581
>Implying they are virgins
Haven't you ever looked at the census threads at /h/?
Fucking board is normalfag central, even the ronery homofags here should at least have gotten fucked at some point
Please go back to /b/
>it's an /r9k/ thread
>>344227490
she doesn't play video games, but she doesn't mind me doing it, so that's fine
I've never maintained physical contact with a woman. Mostly because I never go outside, and with all this rape-culture feminism stuff I'm not encouraged to go to bars and try and meet people.
May as well just stay home and masturbate like always.
>/v/
>girlfriend
>>344227836
>MY WOODEN BADGE WAS DELICIOUS
I'll never understand what that means but it still makes me laugh every time.
Yes. She mostly plays retro games though, but she does have excellent taste in them. Her favorite is the OG Doom.
>>344227490
stop posting this thread
I'm a professional cosplayer and I currently live with my boyfriend who is in finance. He has pretty shit taste in video games though. He played the Witcher 3 without beating the other two and unironically enjoys Skyrim and Fallout 4. My favorite games are S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chernobyl, Deus Ex, and Lisa: The Painful RPG. I'm even doing a Buddy cosplay for the next convention I'm attending. My boyfriend's pleb tastes bother me so much that I've been cheating on him with other guys who have much better taste in vidya. Last night, I let a guy whose favorite game was System Shock 2 fuck me up the ass while I was dressed as Recette from Recettear.
I barely have time to play working and collage I can't image how much time a gf would up
>>344233625
I asked a question, you're deflecting it towards me because you're fucking weak. It doesn't matter how much you work or go to school and it never will, you were born weak and you will die weak. Me, I had a period of my life I fell off, yeah. But I'm taking control. You know why? Because I can. I can surprass you with no fucking effort. Just because I chose to live the way I have doesn't mean I'm stuck there forever. I made those choices and I'm making the choice to stop letting other people run away with whatever illusion of power I've instilled upon them. I am greater than you and always will be. So don't come at me sideways thinking you're fucking sweet or something. Taking shorts cause I'm in Florida when you couldn't say a word to me when I was home. It is my concern and it will be my concern. Fall Back.
>>344233625
Wasn't it shimakaze last time I read this pasta?
>>344232931
Nigger what the fuck, after what I posted - the post you replied to - what makes you think I would ever go to /h/ of all places?
>>344232702
I like the pose. If that were some delicious 3dpd we could be friends.
>>344227490
Yes
Sorta, she does what i say so she's played stuff like E.Y.E and VTMB also a heavily modded Fallout newvegas
>tfw I'm a trap and just want a boyfriend to cuddle up and play games with but am too afraid to look for one due to the fear that I will be viewed as nothing more than a sexual object or fetish
I just want someone to be comfy with ;_;
>>344227490
Last time I had a girlfriend all she wanted to do was play league of legends and she would either afk half the time or feed and it was really annoying. If you're going to pester someone to play then the least you can do is actually play the damn game.
>>344234060
>what makes you think I would ever go to /h/ of all places?
For some reason you come to an anime website despite you seem to hate it anyways
>>344232725
28 yr old doutei here. Employed and gone back to un after spending a couple of years on here as a neet hikki with brain problems
>>344234229
That's all traps are for everyone.
>implying a woman could ever love me
LMAO
>>344234229
every fucking threadf
fuck you
How do you even meet girls seriously
>just go out
WHERE
>>344234289
I come to /v/ and only /v/ - maybe /x/ occasionally - to keep up to date on vidya. Yes, I do hate it. I've been doing it for too long to just stop. I guess sometimes there's a post that makes me chuckle so there's that.
>tfw a girl likes you
>>344234639
Bars.
>>344234857
Mom are great, huh?
>>344235056
>mom/aunt/grandma/mom's friend
>"You're so handsome anon I bet women can't leave you alone at college"
>>344230608
only if ur a cute chubby girl
>>344227490
Yes
No, she likes casual stuff like Final Fantasy and Sing Star
>>344234639
Just B yourself
>>344227490
i know the girl in that picture, i used to date her. Turns out she's a fucking psychopath.
>>344234639
A bar, club, store/mall and practically any social event.
>no feminine twink fuckboy to cuddle with at night
>>344227490
>tfw never had a real girlfriend
>will probably never have a real girlfriend
A-at least my sister loves me...
>>344235174
I remember my mom saying she'd have to beat the women off me with a stick when I got older, while she ran her hand through my hair and watched me play. And yet here we are.
Did she lie to me?
>>344227490
I've never had a gf.
>>344227490
My girlfriend smells like fat pussy.
>>344235359
She's a female born in a world where third wave feminism exists. Of course she is a psychopath.
>>344235393
Feminine twink fuckboys want men twice their age and three times their size.
In due time anon, in due time...
>>344227490
BUT WHO TOOK PICTURE?
>>344235359
NAME
>>344235582
>twice their age and three times their size.
Can someone explain this to me? Most old men are disgusting, fat, ugly, and gross. Why do traps and twinks want them?
>>344235467
Yes you fat piece of shit. You look disgusting.
Yes. Every day.
Yes.Her most recent favorite game is Divinity: Original Sin. GOAT taste.
>>344230608
If you're a girl, what city?
Fuck you and your offtopic thread.
>>344231359
>dating a normie
well at least he probably has good hygiene
>>344234893
This
>>344235467
Yes
>>344227490
Who would ever sit like this for long periods of time also
>laptop
>>344235591
Her beta best friend
>>344235841
>If you're a girl
m8 there's probably only a dozen of them on /v/. Trannies don't count.
>>344235719
Because they're disgusting, fat, ugly, and gross. You know, like a fucking manly man should be. Plus daddy issues.
>>344235371
>bar, club, store/mall
I would be alone so what do I do when I get there?
>Any social event
Like what? How would I know she plays vidya?
>>344227490
>Tfw I got lucky enough to had sex with one of these gamur girls I met in a con with some friends
>Mfw seeing all those messages of orbiters wishing her good night or asking about how was she doing
>She probably only talks to them to get free games and attention
I honestly felt bad for them, no man should go throught that.
>tfw looking back there were actually girls who were legitimately interested in you but you were a retard that didn't understand the obvious signals
>>344227490
I dated a girl that played games but since we're older she doesn't play them as much but likes reading about them and would try to play games. We would mostly play keep talking ant no one explodes or some indie games that are short little games.
She would talk about growing up she used to play crash bandicoot or the final fantasy games or god of war. It was fine because she'd like to listen to whatever game i was playing. and i enjoyed playing her casual games with her.
It was a nice time we had together all in all.
>>344236148
>bar
You drink
>club
You dance
>store/mall
You browse/buy shit
Have you ever been outside man jesus christ.
>>344234857
>>344236193
>girl likes you
Then what?
>>344235640
who's name? hers? Linda.
>>344234639
As weird as it sounds a lot of social interaction has moved online. There are plenty of dating sites out there, and even if you use it as a thinly veiled attempt to hookup and fuck randoms, you should still be attractive enough or have enough game to make that work. If you're antisocial or just not into the party/bar scene this might work for you.I did this almost exclusively after college because I moved across the country and didn't have a big social circle anymore. So many MILFs are on those dating sites, please stop being a pleb and just get out there.
How do you know a girl likes you? What are the signs?
>>344236323
>Have you ever been outside man jesus christ.
Yes. I just do those and end up going home after.
How does the girl meeting work into these?
>>344236193
Obvious signals for women are just that, obvious signals...for women. Women will never tell you what they fucking want. You always have to guess, and most of the time you're wrong. You're not retarded, you're a normal dude whose been mindfucked by a woman.
>>344236193
oh just fucking kill me now
>>344227490
my ex and me (we live together) play souls games together almost every night
she also lurks 4chan too, so she might see this post
>>344236512
She reads your comment attached to your donation on Twitch, I think.
>>344236492
I've tried dating sites and tinder. I get no results or even views after a week and I just end up deleting my profiles
>>344236323
>lol bro its easy, if i can do it you can do it, just talk to her, bee yourself
i want normies to fuck off and die
>>344236485
Oh because she looks like someone I knew in college named carol.
>>344236193
/v/ What's it like when a girl has a crush on you?
>>344236534
>see girl you find attractive
>start conversation
The worst that will happen is that she isn't interested. If you do this enough not only do you get better at it, but eventually you get laid.
>>344236607That was good. I like you.
>>344236492
Do dating sites actually give the impression that one is desperate? I hear that a lot, I hear just the opposite a lot, but I don't even know what to believe anymore.
>>344236653
Yea, Linda Caroline Barrios. That's her.
>>344236707
>see girl you find attractive
Seems easy enough. I do this all the time
>start conversation
Hold on there buddy. How the fuck do you do this?
>>344236645
If you don't have a profile pic your chances are much lower. Are you sending messages? I can promise you most women on dating sites don't message ANYBODY unless you looks like a model. They all use it as a way to gauge the attention they receive.
If you're messaging tons of chicks and have a pic up, I dunno man. You're either ugly or come off the wrong way.
>>344236645
>mfw I've been getting more action ever since I became a trap
I usually meet up with people on /soc/ and I give them a bj or let them fuck me up the ass while I dress up in cosplay or jfashion. We usually watch a film or play some vidya beforehand so it's usually a good time.
>>344236846
You could start with "Hello"
>>344236563
Do you guys ever fuck and play videogames at the same time?
>tfw seriously want to try something like OP picture but naked and inside the girl
Maybe play fighting games and try and throw each other off by screwing during the match. Goddammit boner.
>tfw have a qt mixed gf who hates videogames except mario party and wario ware
>>344236876
>You're either ugly
Welp
How does one get a GF when it seems virtually all women are never single for more then a week?
>>344236648
But it is literally that easy. If you can pirate anime, you can probably get vagina.
>>344236798
Oh shit, it IS her? From GSU? that's crazy, i dated her too.
>Does your girlfriend play video games, /v/?
yes
>Does she have good tastes?
The games that she finished on her own are Portal 1/2, Machinarium, Qube and Undertale.
What do you think?
>>344236938
>tfw no gf to suck your dick while you play vidya
Is it as good as it sounds?
>>344236764
I think there's still the stigma behind it that dating sites are for people who can't get a date in other ways, but Tinder is popular as fuck. If you told people you met your current girlfriend there they probably wouldn't bat an eye. I think the more "serious" sites like eharmony or match are viewed as pretty serious and decent ways to meet people, but everybody probably has a different opinion about that.
>>344236925
You make it sound so simple jesus christ
>>344236948
Laughed loudly at this and probably woke up my roommate
>>344237086
yes it's great ask for them to use teeth
>>344236974
Graduate high school.
>>344236563
>my ex and me (we live together)
Do I smell.... cuckoldry?
>>344237213
That's still the case after college as well.
>>344236563
underrated
>>344237086
one of my friend in high school was getting head while we were playing wow on skype
Pretty inconceivable that just several years ago threads like this wouldn't have existed/would have gotten flamed to hell. How time changes.
>>344236846
Anon there's whole books and a wealth of material online on this very subject.
Alternatively, you can try places you frequent such as work or school. I try to avoid "shitting where I eat" though - if that's the right saying. idfk.
>>344237104
Tinder is for fuck buddies. You won't find a decent girl on that. They're all sluts. If that's your thing then I guess it's good, but don't expect anything meaningful or longterm to come from it.
>>344227490
She likes Skull Girls, Monster Hunter, Xenoblade, and shmups I think.
She plays more games than I do but we never play games together mostly because shes a serious type and flips a tit if we lose or whatever. Sex is great though.
>>344236193
Never had that feel. I can't decide if its a worse feel or not.
>>344227490
>Need to play diablo 3 on 2 different machines
>not even on lan but on the internet
>there's no split screen
>console diablo 3 has split screen coop and is not always online
FUCK
YOU
BLIZZARD
>>344236648
It'll never not be funny how triggered /r9k/ posters get by the old "be yourself" line.
>>344237104
Tinder isn't for people after genuine relationships, it's for promiscuity.
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD NORMIES
>>344237352
Agreed, I was just saying in your group of friends nobody would think you were desperate for using Tinder to find girls.
>>344237561
https://youtu.be/96SrWO5Na54
>>344237213
Graduated in 2011 and didn't even pay attention to women then. Shit's the case long after.
>never had a gf
>been with hookers
>want to get one to come over and cuddle with me while I pay some games
hold me bros
>>344236938
nope, but i've done that with my ex
played fucking smash bros while she gave me head
>>344237253
we aren't in a relationship anymore, nigga. i've got side bitches anyway
>>344227490
Yes, that's how we met
>>344237268
I feel this.
Yep.
Depends I guess. She's obsessed with the new Fire Emblems and Stardew Valley. As far as tastes goes she cosplayed as Ricken so..
>>344227490
>Meet qt 3.14 15 yo girl
>we meet because I was watching a japanese movie (yojimbo) in the bus
>she is super into weeb stuff and asks me about the movie
>we talk for a while
>I instruct her into the ways of glorious japanese kino
>shit niggas, a girl is talking to me and she seems to actually enjoy it
>"I also love video games, Anon"
>is this real life?
>So do you like jrpgs like persona or what?
>"No anon, I...
>It's just fantasy
>... love games like heavy rain, and my favorite one is beyond two souls"
>I'm visibly triggered
>I can feel mom's spaghetti creeping nearby
>"Is something wrong, anon"
>A fit of autistic rage manages to emerge from within me
>I spend the next 20 minutes explaining to her why those "games" are aberrations and why everyone who likes them are literal retards
>"well I guess that makes me a retard then"
>"yes, you are a fucking retard and you have shit taste"
>She slaps me and leaves in the next stop
>I sat there motionless
>Finally arrived home
>I went to my bed and I started to cry
>I cried until I fell asleep
I really, really hate my life
>>344238475
I hope this isn't real.
>>344238626
It's not
Yes but all she plays is the fucking Sims
like literally 11000 hours of her life has gone to the fucking sims.
Fuck.
>>344238475
I've never actually encountered legitimate autism like this, the most I'll ever do is make a snide comment about walking simulators. I actually feel pity for you.
>>344238698
It actually is
>>344238475
I know this is fake but it scares me that somewhere out there someone was enough of a sperg to do somthing like this.
>>344237086
I used to get my gf at the time to suck me off while I made Droknar's Forge runs in GW1 and then spam the gen chat with "My gf is sucking me off right now. Jealous?"
I was a simple man back then. GW1 was such an amazing game.
>>344238865
No it isn't
>>344238741
It's a good game anon but wait until she sees Sims 2.
>>344227490
She plays Dark Souls and grand strat games most of the time.
I'm not autistic enough for them.
>>344239004
I once called a random guy retard for liking the last of us.
>>344227490
I fucking wish I had a gf with decent vidya taste.
Myex bfhad decent vidya taste, though
>all these people ITT with gfs
FUCKING HOW? Where do you find a gf that's into vidya???
>>344227490
Mywifeenjoys PS2 era Harry Potter and LotR games, but that's about it. I've tried to get her into city builders because she's expressed interest but didn't end up liking them much. Something like the Sims might be up her alley but I haven't tried.
>>344239324
You only need to have a humongous cock
>First GF
>She's black
>Her interests are 70% anime and 30% Kingdom Hearts
>Recent GF
>She's white
>her interests are 70% Kingdom Hearts and 30% anime
Really makes you think.
Yes and yes.
Like every other girl who plays games, she likes Zelda and Pokemon.. She's also REALLY into Monster Hunter, she actually got me into it. She likes Soulsborne games as well, and she's been watching me play Subnautica as of late.
>>344239523
Do black people get mad over interracial relationships or is it all just /pol/ memery?
Who knew /v/ was filled with normies
>>344239324
Because more and more normies come to /v/ everyday.
>>344239612
Americans in general, not just black people. Black people are the only ones who don't wait until they're behind closed door to express that sentiment, though.
>>344236660
Feels weird, at least to me. I don't have a very high opinion of myself so it's mostly confusing but in a good way.
>>344239614
>>344239678
This whole fucking website has been normie central ever since the fappening. This is not a new development.
>>344227490
Not really, no.
>>344227587
fucking this
>>344239614
It has been for years now
I'm sure at least 50% is underage and at least 70% frequents reddit and facebook
>>344239324World of Warcraft, 8 years ago. Just a couple of introverted kids with absolutely no friends.
I'm incredibly lucky though. We both know we got lucky with each other, we'd both have a lot of trouble finding anyone if we'd never met.
>>344240020
I'll never get lucky. Might as well kill myself
>>344227490
Yes
Both yes and no. She'll try to play what I am but usually just mashes unless it's something she already knows.
>>344236660
>grow up as an undesirable fuck
>hate horses
>always hated them
>hated them with the rage of infinite dying suns
>somehow a girl develops a crush for me
>she's legitimately attractive
>she's rich
>she always calls me "daddy" even in front of other people
>she's dry humped me in a hot tub
>wonder how I got so lucky for her to want my D this bad
>turns out she's a horse girl
FUCK THIS UNIVERSE
>>344240214
Does she ever call out her horse's name when you're fucking?
But cuck jokes aside, what's wrong with horses?
>>344240214
I can't figure out if "horse" is a slang term or substitution for something else or if you legitimately hate horses.
I WANT NORMALFAGS OUT OF MY FUCKING BOARD
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Yes, but she have pleb taste, she really enjoyed Witcher 3 but the only game she really plays for a long time is the new Battlefront
>>344228891
>>344240679Im married anon
>>344240441
I've never actually fucked her. Honestly it's probably most accurate to say I've friendzoned her, which feels fucking weird as an ugly dude.
>>344240645
Horses are souless demons which must be cleansed by culling if humanity is to ever survive long-term. I have observed that when humans are exposed to equines, they are infected with a disease which I have dubbed equinitis. Equinitis is most prevalent in women with an equine interest, but sadly the infection can take hold even with just a single encounter. Equinitis' main symptoms are heavy mood swings and sociopathic tendencies in favor of "your" horse, but those are just two of the symptoms. This menace must be gone from the face of reality for humanity's long-term survival.
>>344241015
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YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU
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There has to be a way to purge all this fucking normies.
>>344227490
I got her into the SMT games
she lovin' Digital Devil Saga right now
>>344234639
A dark ally or a shadowed hallway
>>344236648
It litterally is that easy.
you talk.
Talking lets them know you, and eventually you find someone who likes you.
In almost the same fucking way you start off sucking at a game and you just keep playing it until you git gud, talking is the same fucking thing.
Talk enough, your spaghetti goes back into your pants. its called experience, which you don't get unless you do it.
>>344241321
>>344241037
What did horses ever do to you?Would be fucking hilarious if you were born in the old west.
>>344239960
fuck, where do I go to?
>>344241307
you can't
they will come to your board
they will shit it up
they will make this kind of threads
and then call you out for being a pathetic virgin
they will occupy it
unless you moderate it
then shit will become some wizchan-like cesspit
there's no way
just
kill yourself
>>344241037
yuppie detected
wouldn't survive a minute outside your concrete jungle
![Horse1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8nvnYOr.jpg "Horse1[1].jpg")
>>344241037
But dood, horses are men's second best friend after dogs.
They kept human communities close before the advent of motorization, and many gave their lives in human wars.
>>344241569
I was just thinking this as well. Mankind owes a lot to horses. It's crazy that guy hates them so much.
>>344241361
>Just talk bro it's easy
TALK ABOUT WHAT? I literally don't know how to start a conversation with a girl or anyone else for that matter.
>>344241545
>kill yourself
Nice try, normie. I won't die to let you take over my 4chinz.
>>344241361
fuck you
>>344241361
Why isn't this girl who matched with me on tinder talking to me?
>>344242037
>>344241420
Everything
>>344241560
You wouldn't survive a minute in MY jungle either. I grew up as a white dude in Baltimore. I know how to deal with my environment and you know how to deal with yours. It's almost as if humans are adaptable like that.
>>344241569
>>344241727
I've actually observed that Equinitis seems to not take effect when the horse is being used purely for practical purposes. I actually understand why horses helped human societies per-motirization, but I maintain my point that in our post-motorization world the soulless demons must be culled.
>>34422975
>friend gets gf
>he starts acting like a wuss
>gets full "care for me" sad when they breaks up for months
bitch was the worst kind of person, fat, lazy, stole shit and lied, had a hard time not telling friend that i despised her, because she was importent to him
>>344241361
Talking isn't that easy if you didn't spent you whole childhood socializing with other kids.
It's really hard to learn social shit as an adult.
>>344241837
So find ways to get her to do most of the talking. Ask her what her interests are or what she's been doing lately and keep asking supplementary questions to those subjects. You'd be shocked how much people love to talk about themselves.
I dont like my bf's taste in video games but he prolly thinks mine are shit too. Tho the part that I hate most is whenever he says he wants to watch me play video games he literally goes and do something else. I even let him chose the game so he can get the smallest entertainment out of it, help?
>>344242157
How does this answer my question? I opened asking her if she played Pokemon go, told her I can't either and that was it. Now I'm just sending her random shit for laughs
>>344242168
Okay, I'm dead serious here.
Just WHAT happened in your life, to force you to hate horses so much? There has to be SOMETHING, anon. Unless it's something like a phobia where it's just a flat out explainable and entirely reason-less fear. (Or in your case, hatred)
I'm honestly really curious.
>>344242157
>tfw no gf to go down on
>>344242591I don't like to talk about my relationship with my mother, okay? Just back off.
>>344230608
How many inches?
>>344237337
This.
>>344242735
*grabs you by the throat*
BACK THE FUCK OFF???????
>>344237337
I blame removed doubles
>>344241837
Really depends on the circumstances in which you meet them.
>>344242834
*it was a hologram*
>>344242735
Did a horse fuck your mom?
>>344236648
It's awful advice until something clicks and you have a good conversation with a girl and then it looks like great advice in retrospect.
I used to be incapable of talking to girls without my heart racing and spaghetti dripping out of my pockets. In fact, I'm still bad at talking to people, especially women. But somehow I started talking to a girl one day and now we've been together for eight years. Man I don't know it's magic. You can't explain that shit.
For the record, I still think "just talk to her, be yourself" is awful advice. If you don't have any confidence in yourself, then "be yourself" means "continue being a fucking dumb-ass." Better advice is just "stop worrying" to be honest.
If you're trying to talk to a girl but you're thinking
>"OH BOY I HOPE I DON'T DO ANYTHING ~~AWKWARD~~ WOW I BETTER OVER-ANALYZE EVERYTHING AND BE HYPER-CONSCIOUS OF EVERYTHING I SAY AND DO"
then you're going to have a bad time.
>>344237337
That's because we've hit puberty (most of us anyway) since then.
>>344227490
Yes and yes, but she doesn't play shitty PC games like the bimbo in pic related.
>>344242735
But we're all anonymous here, man.Who are you, John DuPonte?
