Now: Gimmick!
Next: Demon Sword
Later: Gargoyle's Quest 2
Eventually: Tetris: The Grand Master
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
memes
>post yfw memes
>>344174271
benis!
>>344174296
post anime
Need to see a picture of announcer-girl. Please.
>>344174296
What was the DUDE run again?
Does /v/ have 24/7 threads for ESA too?
http://www.europeanspeedsterassembly.com/schedule
Have you hired your speed escort yet, /v/?
Ironsword race was fun.
>>344174296
i like memes
Guys SPEEDRUNS have to be serious and fractions of a second from WR to be a good run.
LARGE AUDIENCES ARE KILLING SPEEDRUNS!
>>344174296
>>344174349
>>344174296
I liked the Ironsword race.
>>344174360
https://twitter.com/Purpleghostkasp
https://twitter.com/Purpleghostkasp
https://twitter.com/Purpleghostkasp
>>344174364
Demon's crest, my dude
stop it with the memes I just want to pay attention to the runs :(
Memes and police rabbits
>>344174296
Secret of Mana is dominating the pre-game music.
>>344174364
Demon's Crest
>>344174368
Try making one
>>344174364
>Bonesaw got over $40k during his stream in a little over two hours
>almost 9 hours later and they've barely gotten $40k more in donations
>mfw
>>344174296
Reminder that cringe is the proper response to the Jak and Daxter run.
Woaw, that's a big snake
![1467913727194[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aZyzKiW.jpg "1467913727194[1].jpg")
>>344174360
Announcer
>>344174415
I have no idea why they removed the millisecond timer.
Who thought that would be a good idea?
>>344174281
Yet the other runners who only get one shot at a marathon can get within minutes of the records in their games.
>>344174296
what song is playing now?
>>344174349
Did i miss any memes after max payne?
I missed the Bionic Commando run. Was it the NES game or the reboot?
>>344174549
t. neogaf
>>344174560
>>344174491
but who is cuter?????
how do you even speedrun tetris? max out the score while holding down?
>>344174613
death grips
>>344174549
What happened?
>>344174296
wew
>>344174536
Fun always wins over rules.
What's the best TAS and why is it EVO the search for things to tackle into submission?
>>344174427
kek
>>344174613
Secret of Mana
Curse
Gimmick is the best game on NES
great graphics
great music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU0GEcU63qw
great gameplay mechanics
>>344174536
surely to god they wont ban him then, right?
He grooved he lost.
>>344174161
SGDQ is dead as fuck
>those empty stares from the people on couch
>those awkward silences from the guy commentating either because he's an autistic fuck or because he has been talking for 40 minutes and nobody can fucking say a word
>those weak applauses when a runner makes a great frame perfect skip, or a great moment
>that nervous laugh the runner does when he's done something amazing and he only hears a few pitiful claps
>that atmosphere of "NO FUN ALLOWED" inside the entire run
>the camera is pointed at the runner and couch and you can't see the public because you know you will see true dread in their faces
>those awful runs by people who doesn't know how to speedrun, or runs games that can't really be speedrunned
>every donation is a copy of each other, save the animals, greeting from germany, my childhood...etc
>you can feel that no one is having fun
truly the end of times, next GDQ will have people with sidearms "enforcing" the rules
>>344174654
you don't
is this song from SH?
>>344174549
Reminder that reporting is the proper response to these contrarian cynical underaged shits.
Holy shit music is tight as fuck, what game?
I just woke up, what's happening with this speedrun
>>344174572
but dude! JAk and daxter is like a super HARD speedgame, so its excusable
>>344174736
The staff came up and gave him a big group hug when the run ended senpai
>>344169070
>Not liking a balance of any% and 100%
I bet you argue over Smash Bros games too.
>>344174721
I was behind actually
It was sorcerer
>>344174748
>that atmosphere of "NO FUN ALLOWED" inside the entire run
people are making this up lol
sur, most of the runners have no personality but it's always been like that
Have I missed anything since DKC3?
>>344174748
Don't forget
>2 more days
>550k left to a million
It's dead Jim
That GOAT soundtrack.
gimmick is such a baller speedgame
Dont give her a mic for fucks sake.
Behold the most technically impressive music ever rendered on a NES
>>344174727
kirby's adventure has better graphics and better music tho
>>344174748
>NO FUN ALLOWED
Well yeah, the fun runs are literally cancer to this community and it distracts the runner. And no run is good unless they WR.
>>344174858
The difference being one was fun and had jokes, and the other was just a boring explanation of game mechanics.
I bet you like to make retarded assumptions based on your massive level of asshurt.
god WHY did they give her a mic
>>344174770
>>344174794
Before the game? There was some Secret of Mana music playing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6lhXhJ20wc
>>344174662
Everybody had fun and that anon is a bitch. End of story.
>>344174902
Deus Ex and Jak and Daxter
>>344174954
the two games are close in that manner
>Girl on the mic
Goddamnit, Why do they do this shit? Don't let women speak. Now I have to mute the stream for this entire run, thanks jerks.
>I'm Edobean!
>You might know me from utterly choking in the Tetris Attack race yesterday and taking 50% longer to finish the game than my competitors!
When are we getting a practice room stream
>cyghfer isn't the one running Gimmick?
Is this guy better at it or something?
>>344174748
Selection Bias: the Post
Oh sweet, a 14 minute fap break!
>>344174736
Bonesaw is underneath the staff. He's fine.
>>344174912
>implying Jewyama won't start dumping "anonymous" donations on the last day
>practicing before actually running
really?
>>344175041
>>344174572
>>344174841
I would much rather have a fun run than a boring cringefest and Bonesaw gets within 5 min of the record
>still came under the estimate
>being this butthurt
shiggy
>>344175010
mmm 1080p bleeps and bloops
>>344174652
t-the real one?
>>344174978
Because she's the baby of the group and just got out of surgery, so that fact she was nearly five minutes behind in a race is okay because she's the baby.
>>344175035
fuck off
>>>/r9k/
>>344175035
As long as she doesn't spontaneously sing like that other woman
>Practicing while you're already on stream
BANNED!
>>344175071
Cyghfer is "retired" from speedrunning
>>344175108
Wow I thought this was a lets play
>>344174938
That's all sunsoft games
>>344175207
Oh, I see. What a shame.
>>344175135
>The real one?
Whats all this about a german making jew jokes and cursing? Anyone got a link? I missed that run.
>>344175041
That shit cracked me up.
>Darkwing Duck dies in the first stage
>He still ends up catching up to her, passing and is only 3-4 second behind 2nd place
>She takes another 4-5 minutes to finish
>>344175128
Of course you would. And this is why these marathons are terrible for speedrunning. Because they bring in people who don't give a shit about it like you.
>>344175152
Babies don't get to run.
Gimmick is my favorite NES game, so I'm glad to see it run here.
>>344174446
shes cute. surprised shes allowed in the building.
>>344175103
They're grouping up on him like bees group up on Japanese wasps. They're hoping the heat from their internal rage will snuff him out before they have to ban him.
oh god that forced laughter.
>>344175301
Then leave if you don't like it. Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.
>>344174524
>>344174449
Anyone got a youtube link to it?
>that voice
>THAT LAUGH
kill me
>Edocunt cackling like a witch that just stabbed an infant
This BANNED!!11! """meme""" needs to stop
>>344175450
GET THAT ASS
>>344174748
i shouted out /v/ on my donation message and they refunded me lol
>>344175450
BANNED
>>344175035
>the voice of the announcer
I NEED PICS OF THIS SEMEN DEMON NOW
>>344175035
>Being this salty
>>344175301
Okay, bye.
>>344175041
>MAKE AGDQ A SAFE SPACE FOR WOMEN! EVEN THOUGH IT MIGHT FUCK UP THE RUNS COMPLETELY! WOMEN CANT DO ANYTHING WRONG AND WE DEFINITELY DONT JUST ADD MOST OF THE RUNNERS TO FILL OUR GENDER QUOTA!
>>344175351
Same, it's a fantastic, and hard as shit game. It might get run almost every GDQ but it's always nice to see it.Too bad Edobean is ruining my comfy.
>>344175497
DRONES
this game looks fun
>>344175450
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""meme"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
I want this woman to stop talking
>>344175408
There's a very good chance you like far less of this marathon than I do. Maybe you're the one that should leave.
>>344175519
scroll up you lazy bum
or use the search bar
>>344175278
Heinki in the Deus Ex run.
When "old men running the world" came up he laughed and said "more like jews"
>>344175301
Stop lying
You only give a shit about bitching and getting (you)s you fucking faggot
If you cared about speedrunning you'd find it fun
Neck yourself retard.
>>344175531
You do realize Edobean has been an announcer for GDQ for years, right?
>>344175519
nigga really
>>344174560
>>344175301
>actually giving a shit about speed-running in a serious manner.
I'm pretty sure everyone at gdqs would like to talk, converse, and agree with people who can ENJOY themselves.
Either you are autistic, or we all are autistic but you are beyond saving autistic.
>>344175547
Oh it is.
So many chokes. If you can't ace Gimmick, don't run it
I LIKE THAT JUMP
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HEHEHEHEHEH
this game looks 10x more fun than 90% of the shit we have nowadays, fuck this industry.
>>344175657
>actually giving a shit about speed-running in a serious manner.
You mean like pretty much every speedrunner?
Yeah, that's me I guess.
WEEB
>>344175646
i'd doubt people know that.
i've been into speedruns for a while now and thats not a detail i'd remember either.
then its more about the times than the names unless you are very recognisable.
The star thing is the character's gimmick right?
>>344175689
I wish it was Cyghfer instead, Aquas is a cool guy and everything but he chokes a lot
>>344175715
had to turn off the stream. remove this harpy
>>344175782
It's something people who watch GDQ events would know.
guy wtf is this
i got it from the announcers twitter, do american highschools really do this on the last day of class? who cleans this shit up? I thought this only happens in movies
>>344175582
>>344175582
>>344175582
>>344175582
>>344175582
>this fucking post
you cannot be serious with this level of sperging. I'm done responding to you. please follow suit everyone else
>>344175806
ha ha
>>344175752
>being a speedrunner
Try a speedrun of hanging yourself retard
>>344175829
Neckbeard detected.
So after this shitshow of a GDQ, they aren't going to have any runners left for AGDQ
>Bonesaw and Patty surely banned, >Andy and UsedPizza will probably have a similar level of bantz tomorrow in Patty's last run.
>BlueGlass "isn't banned" yet hasn't appeared at all in the last couple events.
>Blechy and Trihex didn't even show this time
Get ready for Minecraft Lets Plays and Undertale runs by literal who's.
>Gimmick is so good Miyamoto even said it was fun and had a hard time to admit it
http://www.glitterberri.com/developer-interviews/making-mr-gimmick/
I need to play this shit soon.
>>344175531
>>344175035
>>344175312
>>344175152
>>344174748
you guys are more offended than average tumblr user
oh the irony
>>344175858
I haven't been following your little sperg argument but you don't get to tell me what to do, cunt.
>>344175913
Why would it be hard for him to admit that he liked it?
>>344175849
>ruining your clothes just because it;s the last day of school
I would have beat the entire schools ass
>>344175849
I live in Mexico and can confirm this happens, but I can't remember if it was a middle school or high school thing for me
>>344175849
Rich white people do shit like this
>>344175913
Gimmick is regarded as the lost gem of the NES.
>>344175910
N-N-NO
>>344175531
I didn't post that so I could get (you)s from /r9k/ escapees.
>>344175936
People who can't even put the time and effort into competing in front of an audience should not compete in front of an audience. It's really super fucking simple.
Bad players make this speedrunning marathon look like shit.
>Gimmick
Best run so far
>$387,000
>2 days left
Are they fucked?
>>344175884
Why? I'm perfectly content with being alive.
You sound like a little bitch baby yourself.
is edobean dying? she's always coughing.
COUGHING ON THE MIC
>>344175849
>do american highschools really do this on the last day of class
No. Sometimes seniors will pull a "senior prank" on the last day.
> who cleans this shit up?
Presumably the janitor, or if the principal is mad he will make the perpetrators of the prank clean it up or threaten them not walking across the stage for graduation.
>I thought this only happens in movies
You thought wrong.
>>344176101
people have realized how little of the money actually goes to charity
>thats a hard thing to do
ok
>there are people here who have never heard of Gimmick before
>>344176113
>don't forget about me
>ahem ahem
>>344176101
>2 days left
For real? Damn this GDQ has been shitty.
>>344176026
>google image search says its yoga pants
>look closer
>holy shit it is yoga pants
Cute game
Anyone got the chat's banned word list?
I got banned for saying fat...
Fucking amerifats
>>344176081
It would be if Cyghfer ran it and the fat bitch wasn't present.
This dope just kept fucking up.
>>344176101
I thought last day was normaly biggest turn out
>>344176169
That's hardly surprising
Bad ending is pretty sad, loli pretty much gets raped
>>344176101
It's at 441k right now though
>>344176169
So? It's another shitty old game.
>>344176101
Every year its the same. Every year with any charity-donating event is the same.
>seems like they won't reach their goal
>a bunch of people or groups of people donate insane amount of money
It's like you're new to the concept of charity donations.
donation total just jumped severely
>>344175010
no the high energy one that sounded fucking crazy
>>344176026
>that nigger
I share his amazement
>>344176267
But thats hot.
>>344176186
such a sick soundtrack for a game thats so short
>>344176107
You are literally bitching over people having fun in your zekrit streaming club
End your life, this is sincere.
Did they ever get that DOOM 25k goal guys?
>>344175997
>Mr. Miyamoto doesn’t seem to be the type to praise other people’s work, so he added that he thought Miyamoto regretted being forced to admit it.
I guess Miyamoto isn't the type of person to admit things like that.
>>344176059
That's a real shame, it just shouts quality right away based on it's sprite work.
>>344176169
I was too busy playing 1944 and MM3 back in the day.
>>344176317
It's a glitch
>>344176169
>generic 2d platformer that isn't a part of any major series
wow, such shock!
>>344175997
I know, Miyamoto is a fan of gimmicks, seems kinda weird
Has anyone here actually donated?I'm thinking about it
>>344176203
fat
cuck
triggered
TriHard escape
all the obvious ones
>>344176353
Fun is fine.
Bad speedruns aren't.
How are you still struggling with this?
>>344176406
"Greetings from Germany!" donations are pretty much /v/
>>344176406
donate during the tetris
>>344176406
bait donations, yeah
>>344176307
>>344176386
kill yoself, neo-/v/
>>344174973
>asshurt
Says the guy responding to an anonymous internet person defend himself.
>>344176406
Not once, and this is my 8th event.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPoh0OL_V9A
Best remix of Oath of Order coming thru.
>>344176406
the jeb bush dude last night had to be from here
>>344176203
Hitler is banned
>>344176406
100 dollars, saved the animals
>>344176406
>donating literally to ISIS
>>344175997
He is an egocentric chink hack
He always trashtalks, then makes Wii music and Star fox zero
Someone needs to put down that gambling addict wifebeater
>>344176472
it's well known meme lol
>>344176481
hell yeah
>tgm best
>this ad
>Undertale shit
Ok.
>>344176169
You sure are a special snowflake, anon.
> In the second stage, it's possible to skip a large part of the level and fight the boss early. If you do this quick enough, you will find him... sleeping, with an alarm clock mook by his side. In this state, the boss is a movable object, so you can push him towards the edge of the arena and hit him with a star as he about to wake up, killing him instantly.
>>344176169
I didn't knew about it until the past AGDQ
>>344176406
No, I'm not insane.
I actually donated to Doctor's Without Borders a couple of times before because then they get all the money, GDQ takes a deep cut of your donation.
>>344175849
Throwing papers was a tradition in my highschool. The foam wasn't, that looks like dumb shit white people would do.
Of course, a number of students would volunteer to clean up the mess.
>>344176353
You can't tell an autist to stop being an autist, just ignore his posts m8
>>344176607
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>>344176521
>Best remix of Oath of Order coming thru.
>Wiz Khalifa
>best anything
>>344176203
>Trump
>TriHard anything when anything happens
>Grill
![Fullmetal Alchemist BrotherHood 03.mkv_snapshot_07.45_[2016.03.07_16.24.24].png](https://i.imgur.com/DSRtyC5.png "Fullmetal Alchemist BrotherHood 03.mkv_snapshot_07.45_[2016.03.07_16.24.24].png")
>>344176610
I try my best every day, thanks
>>344176615
This is an NES game?
>>344176442
In the same way that you're struggling with the fact that nobod but you cares about your autistic opinion on what speedrunning should be
Have fun being stupid Uyama, don't forget to run when the IRS knocks at your door, fatty!
>>344176663
why are you responding to yourself as if you're separate person?
Got to sleep since cavemans run, did i miss something important?
>when commentators assure that something is difficult
OH SHIT INTERVIEW TIME
somebody update me on this sgdq's newest memes
Why isn't Skavenger wearing a choker?
>>344176321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPJgzbGwdyI
Advanced autism
>>344175849
Not American but we do have something called Matura prank that the finals always pull on the last day.
It can be anything like barricading the school, setting up traps or anything really. Also always a pretty good way to get alcohol as a minor.
get it, he's sloppily doing that Key and Peele thing
>>344176169e x e c u t e
>>344176783
banned
>>344176607
>mfw the song was pretty good so i don't mind
>>344176682
Haha fucking niggers I only listen to white people music like Apocalyptico, Panthera and Beatles *headbang*
Could someone repost the lineart of Owen Wilson as Jak? I need to find my car keys
Mayoiga was shit
>>344176681
That looks surprisingly well made & cute. Is there a Naptstablook or Chara one?
>>344176832
what country is this
>>344176406
Donate to the charity directly, or look for local charities. They have much lower operating costs and do good work closer to you.
>>344176832
Meant seniors, obviously.
110%
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>>344176783
memes are banned.
>>344176868
lol buttblasted raptard
>>344174427
This one?
>>344176876
>>344176868
>implying
Just because Wiz Khalifa is shit doesn't mean I hate rap music. In fact Rap is my favorite genre.
>>344176737
>nobod but you cares about your autistic opinion on what speedrunning should be
Plenty of people care, most importantly actual speedrunners. Why would anyone other than speedrunners be entitled to an opinion about what speedrunning should be?
Now for my favorite part of the show… What does that say? Talk to the audience? Ugghhh, this is always death…
>>344176857
E X E C U T E thefun
>>344176994
Yes, dunno how I missed that. Gotta go now, Pikachu is outside
>>344175910
So no-show by YSG?
I'd think you'd at least hear his laughter in the audience but I haven't so far.
>>344176059
Well, since this is the second time it has shown up in a GDQ maybe it's going to get more known now?
