Ready for meta breakers: the gen?
>can poison all enemies
shit, i hope they keep this ability extremely limited
>>344150006
i hope his final evo looks edgy
>>344150006
did they just fire every single designer from the previous games and picked up some drunks off the street... like god why are they all so ugly
>>344150006
This is the first new Pokemon I wouldn't mind lewds of.
>>344150006
I hope Dazzling affects prankster status moves.
>>344150006
That pose its artwork gave it is retarded, but it looks all right in-game.
The meta is already irrecoverably broken; Rayquaza is the new Arceus, I Kyurem is in UU along with most of OU that isn't Starmie, what is currently "OU" is mostly just a banlist for megas...
The game has changed.
>female canonically emits pheromones from it's butt that can hypnotize all males including humans
>>344150006
You do realise that there is this containment board called /vp/ for your cancer right? Fuck off.
>>344150445
>smogon tiers
Faggot
>>344150345
If it works on Gale Wings, it should work on Prankster.
He's gonna be bulky and ruin everything.
Poison types rule.
>>344150006
Look at this cheek ylittle cuny
>>344150528
Your new is showing.
>>344150006
Look at those perverted looking eyes.
Pretty cool.
Looks like this gen is really going to fuck with the meta. I really like Salandit though, I'll probably use one on my playthrough.
>>344150339
>>344150756
its entry says that the females release pheromones to control males, even humans
>>344150823
Then I'd love for it to do that and watch me as Ipush it aside for a male.
>>344150006
>4x weak to ground
move along folks, nothing to see here
>>344150535
>anything but smogon tiers when referring to "the meta"
Faggot
>>344151045
>What is air balloon
>>344150823
I FUCKING NEED IT
>>344151070
League format > anything Smogon does
>>344150596
>Your new is showing.
Your new is showing.
>>344150006
Why did the other thread get deleted
Looks pretty good 2bh. Gonna use it.
>>344151241
But it was stated when /vp/ was made that you can discuss Pokemon game news on /v/, but keep everything else on /vp/. If you don't know that, you're fucking new.
>>344150006
Is this basically a version of scrappy but instead of normal hitting ghost it's the poison condition hitting steel and poison?
>>344150569
No, it states that it uses its cunning to win in battle.
It'll need to be supported by other Pokemon. In fact, I think that's what they were going for with the female. Maybe they'll have different stats.
>>344151370
Yeah it seems like it. It says it affects "All pokemon" but really the only Pokemon that cant be poisoned are Poison types and Steel types.
If that thing eats an EQ or Ancient Power its gonna be blasted to shit though
Every fucking day. Every single fucking day when i come home this little faggot just sits there and gives me this stupid look on his face.
>>344151183
Furthest thing from a smogonfag here but
>Primal Groudon, Xerneas, and Mega Mom RNG Fest: The Meta
>anything but the worst shit
>>344151337
got em
>>344151496
Okay, maybe Smogon tiers are pretty useful, but league format is meant to make the lower tiers useful, anyway.
Yeah I'm sure being able to poison a steel type will be as gamebreaking as shit like le balance dragone or rayy lmao
>>344150006
>poison/fire
New typing? Or do we already have a poison/fire?
>>344151496
>>344151183
We all know playing with normie friends is the true best way to play.Right?
>>344151636
New typing.
>>344150006
Too bad it won't learn Toxic Spikes, because if it could it would be a fantastic lead.
>>344151710
>it would be a fantastic lead
Based on what? Having toxic spikes only? lmao
>>344150528
>there's four boards dedicated to shitposting but you still insist on coming here.
>>344151636
New
I'm expecting this to be a Pokemon the evil team will use a lot
>>344151791
Toxic spikes will-o-wisp
GG
>>344151494
Kek
>>344151827
>Pokemon that can burn and poison
No thanks, I hope they use something more simple like mightyana again.
>>344151959
Oh yeah, I forgot this was post-Gen 4 GF
>>344151475
and pokemon with the immunity ability
>>344151791
>having a toxic spikes that can poison every pokemon that's not levitating or flying.
Did you know that Cloyster was OU in Gens 2 and 3 for the sole reason of spikes? Did you know many pokemon became OU in gen 4 because of stealth rock? IT's obviously going to be a fast pokemon, but if it got toxic spikes, people would easily use it as a suicide lead on a stall team.
>>344152074
Would another Pokemon being out there allow Toxic Spikes to even work on steel/poison Pokemon? So far we've only seen Salandit use the poisoning moves himself and not if the effect of his ability stays on the moves even if he leaves the field.
>>344151682
Right
>brother plays pokemon casually
>we know about evs and such, we just don't put a lot of effort (lol) into it
>just pull 6 mons each and fight
>he discovers smogon
>suddenly autistic about perfect pokemon
>spends most of his playtime now breeding
>he pokepool is now limited to the top 15 OU, and maybe a bro from UU
>have to participate in his genetics arms race or I can't win
>>344150006
Well shit, this has to be the first pokemon from this gen I actually genuinely like. Old dragon is fine too.
>>344150006
>It's evolution is Poison/Dragon
How would you react?
>>344153204
>Goes from unique typing to not unique typing
no thanks
>>344150006
NO ES FAKE
Looks like a guy in spandex.
>>344152213
If it works as intended, a poison type would probably absorb it but also be poisoned by it.
>>344153204
Why does every Pokémon have to change type when it evolves?
>>344153204
Into the trash.
>tfw have a boner for unique types
Grass/Fire fucking when? Just make a tree pokemon that evolves when leveling up with charcoal or something after getting hit by a fire attack.
>>344153204
we already got a superior sea dragon for that
I bet he got high from sniffing too many Salamandit butts
>>344153774
or a flaming Tiki
>>344153774
Ice/Fire fucking when? I've been waiting for it since forever.
>>344154228
I heard it's on HBO, started out good at first but evolved and became crap.
>>344150006
Nice! They're starting to make things that can break stall.
It's going to be fun watching smogon cry. I hope they release something (or more things) that can rough the cancerous genies up.
>>344150006
The Metagame has been broken since Gen 4, where the fuck have you toddlers been. Each gen was has only made things more and more broken.
>>344150812
>Looks like this gen is really going to fuck with the meta.
This is what every gen should be.
>>344154427
>magic guard magic bounce and clerics don't exist
>What is toxic orb gliscor
>>344154314
I blame the fat man
>>344154579
Oh wow, good job dude. You named some things that can potentially deal with Corrosion! You are so smart!
>>344150006
>that pose
>that descprition
>them smug ass eyes and face
rule 34 when?
im already hard
>>344150006
why hello there,
whats that poison/fire
you wouldn't like it if I were to ruin your party
I want competitive fags to leave. Who the fuck takes a kids game seriously? This is fucking awesome
>>344154713
looks like /v/ is a nice place after all, and here I thought it was just another shithole
>>344154825
If it gets an ice move for coverage, Gliscor is gg.
>>344154825
I remember when this faggot was running around everywhere and the only check I had for him was a balloon heatran with hp ice. I think it only worked because it was fucking stupid and nobody else was running it
>>344154825
*uses will-o-wisp*
>>344154956
Have you ever attacked a Gliscor with a non-STAB Ice Fang?You haven't, otherwise you wouldn't have made that post.
>>344150006
Neat. It's a salamander and a bandit. What's not to like?
>>344155021
I've hit them with plenty of non-STAB HP Ices.
>>344154956
Only if it's special. Even something like Ice Shard would hardly dent Gliscor without investing in offensive EVs. We still don't even know the stat spread of him yet.
>>344154956
special defensive gliscor is a thing senpai. 60 bpp ice move ain't moving this thing
>>344154956
>Fire type
>Ice moves
>>344155087
That's not even a bad SpDef stat. Not like GF will make an offensive Fire/Poison type anyways, let alone one that can poison everything.
>>344150332
>>344155528
>may cause opponents to be controlled by salandit's will
>humans
>>344155528
They knew exactly what they were doing with that shit
>>344150006
>salandit togather with Krookodile in the same team
Team Sly Douchebags when?
>>344155528
I can already smell the doujins.
>>344154956
Not if it's a physical pokemon. Ice Fang doesn't do shit. Only Ice Beam would be able to hit Gliscor hard.
>>344155257
>Volcanion can learn Haze and Mist by leveling
>Litwick can learn Haze via breeding
>an event Victini comes with Glaciate
dumb smuganimeposter
>Sceptile
>Scrafty
>Sandalit
>Helioptile
>Kecleon
Soon. Just one more GF.
>>344153008
that aint no dog
>>344156187
That's an opinion
Hope this gen will get some major cuties like last gen.
>>344155528
>>344155838
You just know all the doujin's will blatantly get this wrong to ship male Salandit with female characters.
>>344154825
Odds are if it evolves, stays Poison/Fire, and keeps its ability, Salandit and Mega Gyarados would work as a great stallbreaker core.
>>344155910
>non damaging ice moves and an event exclusive unique
wew you sure showed him.
>>344156576
I'm sure it'll have it's uses. Poisoning a heatran switch will be fun. It would have been better if it's ability extended to will-o-wisp. It doesn't seem strong so hopefully it will have some bulk.
>>344157192
It would have been nicer if the ability extended to all poison moves.
>>344157254
then you remind yourself gamefreak designed this, so it's only gonna work in doubles.
>>344155528
based gamefreak
>>344155528
Well, now I'm hard for a fucking lizard, thanks Japan.
>>344154825
Depending on its stats, HP Ice would be perfect for it. Besides, you WoW first to prevent the Toxic Orb (or predict the Protect and set up).
But I forgot that /v/ is awful at Pokemon.
>b-b-but Special Defense Gliscor!
How the fuck is it going to hit your Salandit if it has an Air Balloon up?
>>344157564
I hope this flying railgun becomes viable, but I doubt it.
>>344156749
>moving the goalposts
admit you were wrong and then fuck off
>>344157657
Why would it not be? Galvantula is great, and Levitate is solid for Double Battles. We don't know its Hidden Ability yet and if it gets Tail Glow, you've got a stew going.
>>344157564
>/v/ talks about competitive by using idealized 1 v 1 situation with 100% health and no hazards.
gee you sure showed me.
For reference, Special Defensive Gliscor can't be 2HKOed with protect by a Life orb HP Ice from a thunderus-i
>>344157671
The guy you responded to wasn't me, and none of the goalposts were moved because haze and mist don't help type coverage for shit.
>>344153008
kek
>>344157826
>1v1
You know that the official format is 2v2 right? Of course you don't.
>>344157796
Galvantula is so good because it has Sticky Web and 90% accurate Thunders.
>>344158297
Throw in the Bara Panda and this is some Cromartie Highschool shit
>Pokemon
>Meta
>Playing competitive Pokemon
What does it feel like to have autism?
>>344158398
You tell us
>>344158398
wealthy
successful
established
>>344155937
What about Krookodile?
>>344158398
>people are doing something I don't do
>I MUST CALL THEM RETARDS
What does it feel like to have autism?
>>344156473
It already has
>>344158682
Add Croagunk and you've got a full team
>>344158682
I love it.
>>344158682
AH SHIT SON CAN'T HANDLE THE 'TUDE
>>344153774
Ghost/Fighting type pls
>>344158810
Luna have a stupid hat.
>>344153774
Fuck that give me electric/fighting all ready.
>X/Y had some of the best Pokemon designs we've seen in generations
>Sun & Moon's grass starter is literally the only acceptable one of all the ones revealed so far
>the rest are worse than even the worst generation 4/5 trash
What the fuck happened?
>>344159075
Best team.But I swear to god if Salandit goes bipedal for the evo I'm going to shit on GF's offices..
>>344159075
100% ATTITUDE
>>344159112
Its a cute hat, and character customization is in anyways so you can change it.
>>344159196
Only an autist would hate on Vikavolt.
>>344159196
You never recovered from your cripplingly bad taste.
>>344159075
>Team "High School Delinquents"
>>344159196
>hating on cutie fly
>hating on the electric beetle
>hating on this new guy
The fuck outta here nigger
>>344150006
Ya know, the first few we saw were pretty bad, but now that we're getting more, I'm honestly saying this gen is shaping up to be more good, than bad.
>>344158398
Sometimes, depends wholly on what your preferred team makeup is.
>>344159196
There literally isn't a single pokemon from gen 7 that I dislike. Not even the retarded looking psychic fish.
It's better than gen 6.
Looks fucking awesome. The new gen's designs have either been okay or really good.
>>344159520
It'll also likely have more than 70~ pokemon so that is a plus.
Gotta love odd-numbered gens.
>>344150006
Guess this confirms I'm not picking Litten!
>>344159075
>In middle school, they called me Poison Slime Ball. There was a rumour that said just touching my skin was enough to badly poison you.
>Oh yeah? In my middle school, they called me Pandamonium, because I'd go berserk at the drop of a hat!
>That's nothing. They called me Acid Rain. This Skarmory looked at me wrong and said I couldn't poison him. So I poisoned him.
>Really? Well I knocked out my teacher with a single Seed Bomb for giving me a 0 on my exam.
>That right? What'd they call you?
>Huh? M-me? I guess... I didn't really have a nickname...
>>344159520
Bruxish has a god tier ability and fucks Talonflame in the ass, so I love it just for that.
>>344159493
>No Slowbro
Funbro best bro
>>344159520
I feel like a lot of the art for this Gen has been fucking terrible, but once said art is translated into a 3D model it looks great.
>>344159493
9.5/10 would stall war you any day.
>>344159493
Where is klefki
>>344159520
I hate the stupid-looking cat, but everything else is fine.
>>344159196
i like rowlett, rail gun kamen rider bug, and this smg bastard.
Only legendaries look like shit. The rest are meh
>>344159787
>gen 6: sick art, but colors were washed out on the 3d models
>gen 7: washed out art, but colors are sick on the 3d models
i'll take it
>revealing so many Pokemon pre-release
Does this mean they have a ton of new ones or are they just blowing their load early this time?
>>344160073I'm pretty sure that's just Tumblr gifs at work anon, look it up and it seems about as washed out as the art is.
>>344160078
yes
>>344159787
>that bottom right now
id fuck it
>>344159924
Oh my god, klefki
>mfw my friends started flat out refusing to battle me unless I take klefki off my team
>>344150006
>You have always been Poison guy since gen 1
>Poison just keeps getting more and more buffs.
Mfw i'm that ''poison guy.''
When will gamefreak add an option to reset your Pokemon's level from 100 to 1 but maybe let it know the samemoves or something? I have a bunch of Pokemon I'll be transferring to Sun, but I won't be able to use most of them until I'm bored of the game because they're mostly level 40-100 already.
You'd think after making transferring so easy, Game Freak would add some sort of reincarnation option or something. Even Sonic Adventure 2's chao garden had it.
>>344160078
Pretty sure we're looking at sub 100 again like in gen 6.
>>344160078
This is still less than was revealed pre XY, and even fewer than pre BW.
>>344160078
>4 months before release
>just 20 shown
>>344160269
>When will gamefreak add an option to reset your Pokemon's level from 100 to 1 but maybe let it know the samemoves or something?
It's called breeding.
>>344160073
how the fuck can these mons have so many polygons and no color. When will gamefreak hire actual programmers with talent.
>>344160370
You liked the non-saturated colors of original Sugimori art? Then fuck you, have the models that actually get their colors from the Sugimori art.
>>344160268
>been an Ice guy since gen 3
>suicide imminent
So what's the performance going to be like in Sun/Moon? I mean, they had to turn off 3D in-battle in X/Y, and we all remember the second Void Shadow fight in SPMD which ran at fucking 10 FPS.
>>344160572
>Fight in PSMD that runs at 10 fps
Oh boy, I happen to be playing that game right now. Glad of I have something to look forward to.
>>344160572
Probably going to be like Hyrule Warriors where it's 10fps on o3DS, and runs at 30 on n3DS. And the only reason it's not being made as a n3DS exclusive is adoption rate of the newer handheld.
>>344160678
Don't worry, I'm marathoning the endgame right now, it's fucking amazing. It's laggy because not only are there literally 14 Pokemon on screen but one is a Tyranitar which causes sandstorm.
>>344160572
5 fps maybe 7 if were lucky.
it took this company 25 years to finally get 3d models onto the franchise. How the fuck does mario 64 look better on a DS than pokemon on a 3DS.
>>344160451
That your work anon? If so, real good job.
>>344160820
>it took this company 25 years to finally get 3d models onto the franchise
Please, stop embarrassing yourself.
>>344150006
Look at that smug son of a bitch.
I want one.
>>344160820
What about Pokemon Stadium
>>344160820
It doesn't.
>>344155528
>The evo will be a sexy scaly grill
>>344150006
>Artwork looks way better than the model
Why does this keep happening? The artwork has attitude but the model just looks like a fucking rat.
>>344151070
>using Smogon for anything other than finding cute loli girls or sharing CP
>>344160245
Do none of them use ground types or something?
>>344160929
>>344160983
Iwata is the only reason we have that game.
gamefreak couldn't even code anything
Genius Sonority did pokemon colosseum
>>344160537
next gen senpai
>>344160348
Let me just breed this giratina that I caught at level 70.
that croagunk sprite looks like it's posing for a rap album cover
>>344159075
Seriously considering making this my poke team. I wouldn't mind art of all of them together as like some sort of gang.
>>344150006
I wonder what Salandit's fumes smell like, haha.
>>344161467
That's what you said last gen.
>>344161397
Funnily enough, they always had something on their team to counter it, they just really hated fighting it.
>>344161586
well look, one day it's bound to be correct
>>344161586
Ice is overpowered as long as it's not used by Ice types.
>>344161642
you had one job gamefreak
>>344155528
>oh cool a lizard salamander thing, I like thos-
>HURR LET'S MAKE IT HAVE SEXY IMPLICATIONS FOR DA FANS
>OMGGG I WANT TO FUCK DATT
really? just really?
>>344155257
wat is hidden power ice
>>344161631
Is it? Is it really? Look me in the eye, anon, and say that again.
>>344161793
if my favourite pokemon no one actually cares about got a mega, you can get your wish with your favourite type
>>344161642
This is so true it hurts
>An all but mandatory coverage type
>The type itself is one of the worst in the game
>>344161709
Nigger female Garter Snakes release pheromones in order to attract males for breeding after winter
It's in nature
>>344158398
>>344155528
>tail is prehensive and can coil like a snake
please keep tail on evo
please keep tail on evo
>>344161861
Anon, in order for Ice to be good, Water, Fire, and Earth have to be nerfed. And that's never happening.
I want a Bug/Dragon type.
Like a day gecko with butterfly wings.
>>344161932
But it's not REAL love. It's just physical attraction. Cursed is he who thinks with his dick and not with his heart.
>>344162006
Its gonna be this gens furbait and you know it.
>>344162147
>who is litten
>>344162138
And blessed is he who's heart and dick are one, truly.
.>>344160078
the game comes out in 4 months.
>>344160929
HAL=/=Gamefreak.
But HAL should have been put in charge of the mainseries, or at least Nintendo should force Gamefreak to co-develop with them.
>>344161793
All gamefreak needs to do is just give people more offensive ice types. stop that bulky Ice bullshit.
The best ice types are Kyurem, Cloyster, Weavile and Mamoswine, and guess what? They're all offensively based Ice Pokemon.
I hope they buff Ice in some way this gen.
>>344162582
>less than 100 attack stats
>180 defense
>offensively based
Only reason Cloyster is good is because it got Shell Smash.
>>344162147
nah litten will be furbait, but this one will be scalebaitsweet sweet scalebait
>>344162764It's Tail Time
>>344162751
Exactly. They made it offensively based, and guess what? It finally became something more than just a Spikes setter.
>>344151636
this is the first time its happened. new typing after 6 gens.
>>344162842>gex
my brother
>>344163157
I do love Gex
>>344150006
Now THIS is a good design. I don't care if he's garbage, he's going on my team the moment I find one
>>344150006
Reminds me of a youkai
Who hype for VGC 2017 here
I hope it's regional dex only like in 14.
>>344162134
How about a prehistoric dragonfly?
>>344164485
I always wondered why it wasnt a dragon type
>Poison/Fire
Oh boy. I was wondering what they'd do with this one.
>>344164036
Most likely will be. All VGCS at the start of the Gen have always been regional dex only.
I want to fuck that lizard
>>344164557
wait for the mega
>>344150006
>Ready for meta breakers: the gen?
It happens every new gen. Not like competitive Pokemon was ever balanced anyway. When only 10% of Pokemon are worth using, everyone just uses the same team.
>>344156526
Does it look like I give a shit? My dick is already diamonds.
>>344165183
I dont want Megas
>>344163704
Those eyes, though. That is one cheeky motherfucker.
>>344165069
There will be so much porn. There probably already is.
>>344165069
Why
>>344165183
>Mega Yanmega
>>344165543
>There probably already is.If there are ANY drawfags in the thread, please aid us in our time of need
>>344164557
only English pun
they only use Japanese puns
>>344150823
confirmed pokephilia
>>344165545
I can't help it
>>344165846
Well good, I'd bang it too.
And encourage the pheromones.
>already 4 pics on paheal
>>344166457
imagine being this autistic
>>344166457
fuck autismo just hide the thread and go back to browsing your five million overwatch threads
>>344166457
>>344166518
imagine relying on such tired insults
>>344166457
Holy autism son
>>344166457
enjoy your ban
>>344166457
>vg
>cant discuss a video game on a video game board
how can someone be this retarded
>>344166667
imagine being THIS autistic
>>344157564
Isn't /v/ awful at most video games in general?
>>344155528
>Can poison literally anything
>cool as fuck typing
>smug as fuck design
>females hypnotize their mates, and sometimes humans
I really fucking hope this thing has good stats and/or decent evolution stats
It's awesome
>>344166929
yawn
shits old find something new
>>344152885
>Being a casual faggot
>>344155910
You're retarded as heck.
Also Volcanion is part Water and Water types usually get Ice moves out the ass.
>>344167326
IMAGINE being this autistic
Those ears really bother me, why does a lizard have ears?
>>344157947
doesn't help your case what so ever
>>344168172
THEYRE, UM, FRILLS
>>344168172
they aren't ears, they're part of the bandit mask
you know, the part that stands out if you bind it
