You have two seconds to post a video game character you probably could kill bare-handed and how
>>344139304
dumb hamsterposter
>>344139304
jerry
>>344139304
Dan from Street Fighter.
Tickle his testicles then go in for the kill.
I could probably beat Batman up. The bigger they are the harder they fall, and he would probably underestimate me which would open up a prime position for me to duck in and slam the killing blow. Also I'm not a slouch physically, I eat 3000 calories a day just for the gains and I often practice shadowboxing in my room to keep my wits sharp.
i can control my heart rate
>>344140636
nice
>>344140636
Go to bed Hank.
>>344140636
Wesley Willis whooped Batman!
>>344140636
>Beating up the goddamn batman
Impossible.
>>344141706
>beating up acripple
>>344140636
>Batman
>Underestimating someone
I would just pound the everliving shit out of him with my two fists, since I've been training boxing and karate for a long time.
Capoeira isn't a valid martial art IRL.
why are games so violent?
boring.
Alto from Stella Glow
Generally every JRPG protagonist is a pussy as long as he doesn't go full "I fight for my friends" mode
killing is wrong tho
>>344139304
Neptune.
Pretty much every wizard in vidya i can think of is built like string.
>>344142339
Thanks, now I'll need side re-attachment surgery!
>>344142339
You sure about that?
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Full mount rape-choke
I could kill all my WoW characters at the same time because my gametime has expired.
Would be like strangling a nursery full of sleeping babies.
>>344139304
The old lady from the start of Dead Rising. Beat her to death with her own dog.
Probably any character from Viva Pinata.
I'd use a stick, the natural enemy of the pinata
First I would slowly approach her and laugh menacingly. She will be frightened and attempt to hide, run upstairs into a closet. But I will listen carefully and follow her. I will act as though I cannot find her, only to yank open the closet door at the last moment. She screams at the sudden movement, and I just stand there and grin menacingly. I slowly approach her, and she tried to huddle into a corner, as though that would help her to escape her fate. Suddenly I lunge, wrapping my large hands around her slender little girl neck. I chuckle menacingly as she futilely struggles and sputters, trying to pry my vicelike grip off of her. But it is no use. I release one hand- enough for her to barely breath but not enough for her to escape with her inferior little girl strength. I take my thumb and show it to her menacingly. And then I slowly plunge it into her eyeball. As the flesh parts it makes wet sucking sounds, and Neptune screams. Annoying. I raise my hand menacingly, its nails sharpened for this very purpose. Like a flash, my hand is suddenly in her neck, tearing at her muscles and arteries. Blood sprays everywhere, it is like the fantasy of a demented butcher. The deed done, I throw her still squirming body on the floor, and it lands with a heavy thump. I stand there menacingly, watching as her life spills out onto the carpeted closet floor, until the twitching finally stops and she is no more.
>>344140636
idiot
>>344141412
Batman's fault for being an asshole in the first place.
>>344142930
>>344139304
Ludwig in DS3, I give him a little push off his throne and he'd more or less break every bone in his body.
>>344142296
Just shoot him while he's in the CODEC.
any of these
>>344140636
>>344142930
I wasn't able to think of one in two seconds, sorry.
>>344144680
you're fired! lol
>>344142213
You could probably beat any fighting game character that uses their own personal snowflake fighting style no problem, unless there's magic involved then fuck that.
She's a little girl and flat as fuck. Not much else.
>>344144980
Good luck getting through the bajillion of beta-orbiters.
I want to beat up miku!
>>344144980
>punches miku
>breaks his hand because she's an android
I want miku to choke me out with her luscious twintails and then make assertive yet consensual love to my body!
And I'd be fucking happy to do it. Jail time would be easy. 45 minutes or fork over 5,000 gold which ain't shit.
I would probably be able to kill Link, not sure if bare handed if he has gear.
Would just fight dirty, use stones, throw sand/dirt at him. To kill him, punch in the neck.
>>344141931
why did nagito lop off his legs and hands
>>344145694
I'd like to taste her robotic butthole
>>344145234
*gynoid
>>344139304
Tails
i'd just step on his squishy head or something
>>344142607
Assuming you could kill a person with literally infinite health and who you can't hit.
>>344146395
And then he'd erupt into horrible parasites and they'd swarm and murder you.
>>344139304
Pac Man
Because Pac Man.
Seeing some goofy answers in this thread, none of you could actually beat half the things you're posting and you know it. I'll be realistic here, just walk up and toss one of these guys and you win.
>>344147010
I'll give you a real answer, then.
>>344146583
does eingyi burst into parasites tho? even if he does, those bugs weren't part of the deal , op asked to name A video game character that i could kill and i did.
>>344139304
Lester the Unlikely by strangling him
>>344139304
pretty much any women that hasn't been upgraded my tech/magic w/e
>>344139304
A dark clone of myself; they'd just suicide out of shame.
>>344147274
This. Women are fucking pathetic.
>>344147158
I don't know about that. Whether or not you could actually defeat Frisk would depend on if you're using real world rules or not. Assuming it's the rules of the world they're from, you'd never win, but if it's just our real world then yeah, I'd say you probably could defeat a small child.
>>344147629
I think even in the game's rules, a normal adult human being could "defeat" Frisk. I mean Frisk has no real strengths beyond dodging magic attacks, never giving up, and being able to save and load. Works great against monsters, but human beings? I don't think so.
>>344140636
This is going to become a copypasta
>>344140636
Okay fag.
>>344139304
I wouldn't be able to kill anyone because I'm not a violent ape.
>>344142930
>2 punches and his entire head explodes
Probably could take 100 of these fuckers on.
>>344150412
i think you´d be pretty fucked against a grown ass naked man who´s angrily charging towards you
>>344150590
why would anyone be afraid of guys that have their head explode from 1 or 2 bullet shots or 2 punches to the face? Weak as fuck man.
>>344150747
have you ever been punched in the face?
>>344151098
i dont think you understand or have ever played killing floor 2 at all
>>344139304
A slime from dragonquest.
>>344146252
You can't kill him,silly
I could probably kill Reimu considering she has to rely on the handicap of "Gensokyo will probably get really fucked up if I die" for most of her fights
>>344139304
any of them, just unplug the console/PC
>>344141931
Man I'm not even into cripples but that doujin just does something wonderful to me.
I can beat the shit out of a Mii.
Easy
>>344157617
You'd get stabbed.
hhmm
