I honestly can't tell if this thread is satire or not.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=52617
>>344137304
hownew.ru
Christian parents being as bat shit insane and destructive as Muslim parents isn't anything new.
>>344138935
This.
I can testify having had a Christian mom myself who did not approve of TF2. But she was a powerless figurehead and the most she could do was just grimace whenever she saw me playing it. Most people probably weren't as lucky as me and have had it worse.
>>344137304
i have never seen such crazy fucking people in my entire life. i really hope most of that was trolling
>>344137304
Could be real- I see nothing out of the "ordinary" here.
It's fake, fucking retard.
>>344137304
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church
>>344137304
Send forth your spirit. And renew the face of the land, this land.
Billy Bob the God
Looks fake to me. names like 'baseballmom67' are a meme in tf2.
>has never heard of land over baptist
How new are you?
Wasnt this posted by somebody from /v/ back then? We had a thread about it then too
>>344140189
the whole site is a joke, but it may have attracted real members over the years
>>344139828
>Most people probably weren't as lucky as me and have had it worse.
I'd say most people definitely didn't have it worse than you.
>>344137304
it's real
here is the person that typed it
>>344139828
My grandma hated Harry Potter because of witchcraft.
>>344140301
You're pretty naive then anon. I know people who have had all their Pokémon shit taken away from them as kids and burned just because their church told them to.
>>344137304
Landoverbaptist is a parody site
Babbies first exposure to landoverbaptist.net
It's a great website. Irony troll heaven. Thanks for bringing back the memories.
>>344139828
My friend's family is a devout as they come, and they never had issues with violent games. He and his dad played the Half Life games, CS, TFC and TF2, and all sorts of other shooters. Sounds like your mom was just insane, and couldn't differentiate reality and fiction.
if you can't tell this is satire you might want to get your autism diagnosed
>/v/ unironically DDOS'd this site several years ago
You faggots never learn
>>344137304
>after i saw this i banned him from ever seeing his friends
There were a few giveaways and that line was one of them. It's satire.
We haven't had a LOB thread in literal years
>>344139828
>YOU'RE JUST A POWERLESS FIGUREHEAD, MOM! YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! YOU'RE LIKE THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND
>dude mute your fucking mic
