Dunmer women are the biggest sluts.
No shit. Have you seen middle eastern women?
Post more cuties.
>>344137152
But that's wrong. We all know that argonians are the biggest sluts.
>>344138004
what? argonians have 0 labido
Why do Khajits lick their butts?
The blue plates are nice, but the brown ones last longer.
>>344137501
They're not meant to be middle eastern, but okay.
>tfw no dunmer gf
>>344138258
Pretty sure they're either middle eastern or hindu. Even the Dwemer look like ancient Mesopotamians
>>344137501
>>344138410
Dunmer are the Japs of Tamriel.
>>344138410
>Mesopotamians
Oh right. Yeah.
I was thinking you meant muslim or something.
Even some of the Daedra shrines and NPCs are named after Assyrian and Babylonian people.
>>344138205
To get the taste of Khajiit cooking out of their mouths! Hahaha! A real thigh-slapper, that one, eh?
>>344138205
They lick up the skooma that comes out of their ass after they butt chug a bottle of it.
>>344138536
>Avaviri? What's that? Is it tasty?
>>344137152
all 4 are cuties and my waifus.
>>344138683
>Akavir
>part of Tamriel
>>344137152
Why does top right look so familiar?
>>344138965
tamriel is the name of both the world and the continent bud
>>344139041
Semi-popular reaction pic.
>>344139172
>what is Nirn
>>344139172
Tamriel is not the only continent.
And the world is called Nirn.
>>344139352
The entire universe is Nirn. Outer space is only Lorkhan's corpse.
>>344139435
Tamriel is the continent, Nirn is the "planet", Secunda and Masser are the moons, Mundus is the space, comparable to a solar system, in which everything is located and reality is inside the sleeping Godhead.
>>344139435
>The Universe is the planet
Shit you're dumb, Nirn is the planet, Mundus is the universe/plane
>>344138410
>>344138536
>>344138560
The dunmer aren't the "anything" of Tamriel. Parts of their culture are clearly based on things like the promised land of judaism and their faith's very much inspired by eastern philosophy; doesn't mean they're just complete copy-paste jobs of fucking hindus or jews. Pretty sure they're so popular simply because they're not just a real-life culture in watered-down fantasy form. Then again, the nords used to be the same and look what Bethesda did to them; turned them into a ridiculous version of fantasy vikings.
>>344139587
>>344139595
There isn't anything substantial outside of Nirn.
The Aedra gave some of their selves to create living beings and Nirn and reside only in Nirn, the Daedra are only in Nirn, there isn't anything outside of Nirn.
>>344139717
Nigga you stupid.
>>344139587
>godhead
this manknows
>>344139701
>you'll never carry a wind with you
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Children_of_the_Sky
>>344139717
>the daedra are in nirn
Nigga what. The daedra exist in Oblivion which is likely entirely seperate from Mundus itself, though not within the Aetherius.
This cosmology thing isn't necessarily 100% accurate, but it gives you a decent idea of how things work.
>>344139717
Ok do you still think that Nirn is the Universe? because that's wrong, there are several planes, Mundus, Oblivion, and wherever the Aedra are, Nirn is the planet the games take place on,
>>344139990
Yes there are other planes so obviously they're not in the same universe.
Nirn is in Mundus but even so there aren't any planets outside of the solar system and there definitely isn't any alien life.
>>344140073
>Alien Life
When tf did I mentioned Aliens dipshit?
Also, are you telling me all that shit you see in the sky at night is in one solar system? Yea ok
I'm a lore pleb, and this thread is great.
>>344139041
Smug beyond measure, outlander
>>344139990
>and wherever the Aedra are
In Mundus as planets, as laws of nature and in the Aetherius. Magnus and some minor deities specifically, whose escape from Mundus/Oblivion ripped holes into the fabric of reality, creating the sun and stars, which leak magicka into the world.
>but even so there aren't any planets outside of the solar system
Except there totally are. The Daedric realms.
>>344139897
Most important of all; WHERE DID THE FLYING WHALES GO? GOD FUCKING DAMN IT.
Skyrim could have had such an amazing, epic atmosphere. Instead we got nothing but evergreens and boring mountains you couldn't climb anyway.
>>344140194
>Also, are you telling me all that shit you see in the sky at night is in one solar system? Yea ok
You mean the stars?
They're actually holes in the Aetherius, with the Sun being the biggest.
TES doesn't work the same way real life does.
>>344140289
>and boring mountains you couldn't climb
LIAR
>>344140194
>Also, are you telling me all that shit you see in the sky at night is in one solar system? Yea ok
They're holes in the fabric of space, leading into the Aetherius. They're not planets or stars.
>>344140286
The Daedric realms aren't planets are they? where does it say that?
>>344140289
No more flying whales, ape people, giant khajiit or sloads for you. They were all translation errors
>>344137152
ah no Brits or Canadians
>tfw jenassa will never hurt you in a good way
>>344140363
>>344140379
Yea I forgot about the magicka holes things sorry
>>344140463
>They were all translation errors
I think you mean Dragon Breaks.
>>344140428
Doesn't really matter if they're literally planets or not. They're planes of existence that sit between Mundus and Aetherius within the void that is Oblivion.
>>344140289
We could've had actual boreal forests. With deep woods concealing all manner of creatures, dungeons and secrets. Instead we got some Californian mountain area. The concept art is gorgeous, but the game itself is nothing like it.
>>344140428
Well technically there are absolutely no planets in existence, since there isn't a sun for them to orbit, but I would consider the Daedric realms "planets" of their own.
>>344140485
Ugly hag.
Is there any mod that fixes her?
Im just gonna lurk this thread until some good tes porn comes up.
>>344140603
/tesg/ has a booru.
Just throwing that out there.
>>344140603
Just go to the booru, you degenerate.
>>344140548
>>344139927
So Oblivion is just... space?
And realms of Oblivion are just... planets?
It all makes sense now.
>>344140821
Planets held together by the willpower of their prince alone, in a constant state of change. For example it is said Sanguine has control over thousands of pocket realms and nobody's managed to do an exact count.
>>344140854
>>344140780
Looks a lot less cramped than the actual Windhelm. I like it
>>344140289
>expecting anything good after Oblivion
They managed to ruin Cyrodil and Mehrunes' plane all in one shot.
At least SI was alright.
>>344140585
Bijin warmaidens if I remember correctly. The fix is still debatable and might not be to your tastes
>>344138205
because they arrrrr
>>344137152
Hey... Do you know what the fine for Necrophilia is in Cyrodiil?
obligatory post.
>>344140905
good god what manhands.
>>344141104
Is it the first offense?
>>344139587
this is all you need to know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm6CBqiY3rg
>>344141225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lyKxKn_WsE
>>344140585
yes
>>344141349
>>344141225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lxmbfvycbv0
>>344141167
Let's say no
>>344139829
>This implies that the ingame console and mods basically grant you CHIM
>Console niggers can never truly reach CHIM
>>344139829
Is this why all those dwarves disappeared?
>>344141881
No. It doesn't.
>>344142018
Either that, or they just pissed off some deity so bad he/she/it did away with them.
>>344142018
>>344142364
No. They became a mecha's skin.
>>344142018
>>344142018
Maybe, but probably not. All we know is that one dwemer fucking shit went too far.
>>344139701
Kirkbride had a degree in comparative religious studies.
>>344138157
>argonians have 0 labido
and 0 leybea
>>344142080
I never really noticed how he's got the bonemold on the right arm where he still looks like a chimer, more traditional. right arm has netch like ashlander and other less traditional than great houses would wear on the left where he's half cursed
>>344142513
Isn't it "tonal architect"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l83vT2svg3g
>>344143469
You're technically correct.
What caused Dagoth Ur to end up sleeping in the Dreamsleeve?
>>344141104
I've logged over 300 hours in oblivion and I just met that person yesterday on my "do every quest I can find while raising willpower and intelligence to 1000" run. Draining 100 health for 10 seconds in 100 feet has some humor to it.
>>344144050
no fucking clue, anon
>>344144050
Jesus, that pic caught me off guard
>>344144050
The Dreamsleeve is the afterlife you wish for and truly believe in. Considering the races are very religious and are educated from birth about their religion's version of the afterlife this becomes a firm belief thus making the afterlives truly exist.
Dagoth Ur, being a God, believes he is immortal and forever existing. In his afterlife, the Dreamsleeve, he dreams he is alive.
Even though this makes no logical sense, he truly believes it, so it becomes real.
>>344144058
for what purpuse
you just make cyrodiil man unconscious.
>>344146190
does it make sense eating your dead daddy , Bosmer scum?
>>344140289
There's a mod that adds those. Shit is cash.
>>344147510
Post link.
>>344147620
http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/76203/?
>>344147860
Seems pretty alright, thanks.
So /v/ what would your TES harem be if you could have only 10 women and a maximum of 3 of each race?
>>344148718
>harem
>only women
Faggot.
>>344148852
>>344148795
Please leave.
I much prefer cannibals.
What's wrong with sluts?
>>344137152
I remember having read somewhere that Dunmer girls could be pretty promiscuous at an early age, but aside from that it seems like a baseless assumption.
>>344149286
I think it's mentioned in the Real Barenziah. Adolescent Barenziah took the barbed dick.
>>344138604
good post
>>344149362
In public, no less.
>>344149168
I've been wondering, how is mer eating humans cannibalism ? They're not the same species
>>344149362
Who's barbed dick?
>>344149969
It's not
>>344149207
This is my eternal question.
Why would anyone ever have an issue with how much sex someone else has?
>>344149993
Mine.
>>344144050
>that pic
my sides 10/10
>>344149993
I think some member of the Thieves Guild she was trying to get into it. Read that back in Oblivion, I can't remember much.
>>344149969
They're eating another sentient, highly intelligent species.
>>344150085
Don't know how much it would affect men, though.
>>344150434
>non martial is bad
do i have to train kung fu now?
>>344150085
Makes women less happy and mentally stable. Makes marriages completely unstable.
Humanity works best in a culture of enforced monogamy. No sex before marriage, no votes for women (if you don't want massive, bloated government) patriarchy.
Simply look at the birthrates of Western peoples and you will see that they are falling. Men are dropping out of marriage, the family unit is dying and Europe is being flooded by third world immigrants.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._D._Unwin
>Unwin's conclusions, which are based upon an enormous wealth of carefully sifted evidence, may be summed up as follows. All human societies are in one or another of four cultural conditions: zoistic, manistic, deistic, rationalistic. Of these societies the zoistic displays the least amount of mental and social energy, the rationalistic the most. Investigation shows that the societies exhibiting the least amount of energy are those where pre-nuptial continence is not imposed and where the opportunities for sexual indulgence after marriage are greatest. The cultural condition of a society rises in exact proportion as it imposes pre-nuptial and post-nuptial restraints upon sexual opportunity.[2]
>>344150085
Two different adaptive strategy for reproduction:
a) try to have as many mates as possible.
b) exclusive mate
The later is supported by a social structure that enforces exclusivity by making it a price to mating access (marriage + faithfulness).
Notice hw often it's omen who are the most vicious about promiscuous women? Well, they understand how those of them that pick strategy a) are a danger to those that chose strategy b), they're killing the market value of access to mating so to speak, and in a social body that has too many strategy a) users, strategy b) becomes unusable, at least in its current form.
>>344150085
Key, lock, etc.
>>344137152
Lazy drow rip-off, expected from Todd.
>>344149969
>>344150084
>>344150376
Actually, they might not be different species, now that I think about it. Or at least, they're most likely not.
In the Real Barenziah books, when she's the emperor's mistress, she gets pregnant, though she gets forced into an abortion.
Scientifically, a species is a population that can breed among itself and create fertile offspring. We don't know for sure if the child would have been fertile, I suppose, unless there are other cases of men/mer pregnancies or births.
>>344151027
That elf forgot to transmute his face into a woman's as well.
>>344150376
>Humans
>highly intelligent
>>344151270
All of the species can breed with eachother. The species of the child is that of the mother's. It's in one of the books, as well as the fact that the Sload are hermaphrodites.
>>344151270
>men/mer pregnancies or births.
>What are Bretons?
>>344151362
Well there we go, then.
Men and mer are all just different races of the same species, scientifically.
>>344151418
Brown.
>>344150376
>we are one race!!!
N'wah leave
>>344141034
the concept art was 10x more impressive than the final game
>Elder Scrolls thread every single day
I'm pretty happy about this
>>344154169
They really failed to capture the look and feel of the concept art.
>>344154352
what game is that?
>>344149168
when a face is so fucking ugly you can recognize it even with a full edit
>>344150434
>charts are about % of sexually active women
>text and titles are about depression, happiness, diseases and marriages
Am I retarded?
>>344155301
Yeah.
Jesus fucking christ.
How in the FUCK did we go from THIS >>344144263
to
>LOL DRAGONS AND VIKINGS
Fuck me, what the hell happened at the Bethesda HQ?
>>344154352
Middle Earth.
>>344155405
What's wrong with Dragons and Vikings?
>>344155837
Nothing is per se "wrong" with Dragons and Vikings, but that wasn't the question either.
Reminder
>>344155997
>>344155997
>redguards in God tier
Replace them with second or third era imperials for that sweet Talos ChIM.
And also dunmer belong in a tier above god
>>344155405
That's like reducing Morrowind to mushrooms and psychotic elves.
>>344155997
>when redguards actually memed gods into existence
>>344156426
>Morrowind
>not just mushrooms and psychotic elves
>>344137152
They come from a backwards degenerate society.
It is no surprise.
>>344137152
If only they look half as good as that but they look lke bugs.
>>344156727
The faces aren't that bad, honestly. It's the voices that immediately make me want to slaughter every female Dunmer in the vicinity.
>>344155405
Dragons and "Vikings" have always been in TES.
>>344151362
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Notes_on_Racial_Phylogeny
Khajiit and Argonians are the exception, not being able to reproduce with men or mer.
Posting extremely rare pepe
So every "TES" thread is just a Morrowind circlejerk?
>>344151362
So the elves in Highrock fucked the human female slaves. Makes sense.
>>344141494
Pretty funny.
Anyone have the link to that russian language morrowind music video with the guard's face on all the different characters and monsters?
>>344155997
>Dunmer still god tier during the 4th Era
Didn't the Argonians take over Morrowind after the Red Mountain erupted?
>>344159385
They didn't.
They raided a few cities of a nation recuperating after armageddon, until they got rekt by a crippled House Redoran and their ragtag group of peasant militia.
>>344159682
>they made it to red mountain
>rekt
>>344149969
I don't remember hearing about them eating humans, I read in a book about Dunmer ancestry traditions in Morrowind that the Bosmer eat the corpses of their dead instead of burying them.
>>344155405
Skyrim's main story is about preventing the "world-eater" god from fucking "eating" the world
>>344155997
Fixed
>>344160273
>was gonna start hating but then i saw the orc
kek
>>344160191
It can also be seen to be about two different aspects of a schizophrenic god fighting each-other. I don't have the screencap, but someone explained how this was.
Why did the Dunmer have Australian accents in Skyrim
>>344160513
this?
>>344160273
>half-breed mongrels
>anything but shit
>>344160624
>>344160273
My Muthsera.
>>344140379
I personally just dismiss that as theology/myth. Even with all the other realms and daedric planes, the idea makes Nirn seem to claustrophobic and small, from the mindset of a scifi fan who still likes his fantasy realms to have a 'space' to explore if they ever hit space travel.
>>344160273
>we just steal the achievements of other races and half-fuck it up to become shit gods
Fixed for ya, free of charge.
>>344141113
This makes me sad, considering the state of modern Bethesda.
>>344161648
>I personally just dismiss that as theology/myth
You're personally wrong.
>his fantasy realms to have a 'space' to explore if they ever hit space travel.
They already have. People travel to different realms all the time and the Khajit even climbed to the moon.
>>344160273
>implying the Tribunal were "Gods"
>implying these "Gods" weren't severely punished for their treachery by their real Masters
>implying Vivec isn't taking Molag Bals Big Spiky Cock up his half Chimer ass
So if you zero sum is it basically just death?
>>344162145
It's basically you not existing, never having existed and never going to exist.
>>344161648
>The Reman Empire had colonies on the moon.
>The Altmer Tried to reach the sun Via space birds.
>And the Khajiit can reach the moons via collective intake of narcotics.
>>344161852
At least Todd admitted that voice protagonist and dialogue wheels were a mistake
>>344162253
Say im at a friends house and I zero sum, what happens? Does he forget I existed?
>>344162415
You were never there. Your friend was just [whatever he was doing] alone. Perhaps he might shiver, or see a shadow out of the corner of his eye, and shrug. He never knew you.
>Deja vu is reality rebooting when someone you knew zero sums.
>>344160273
dumner - Three stooges playing at being gods.
Nords- Talos muthafucka.
Notice the difference?
>>344162415
>you know the turd you shat out before you left for your friends house? its gone
>that paper you wrote about the various applications of the levitation spell in architecture for the mages guild? the idea never even existed
>that personal shack you built? the tree never even fell
Basically you and everything you are and the things that you did are erased.
>>344142080
"What's to keep me from becoming a god?" Well that's obvious. Race, sign, class and level cap. As long as a game has those, you can't become the grandmaster of all trades.
>>344163004
wouldn't that actually impact the whole world? butterfly effect and all.
>>344139172
Tamriel=Continent
Nirn=Planet
Mundas=Plane
Aurubis=Universe
>>344163182
Yep. But then again who would notice.
>>344163082
>setskill
>modav
>forceav
>setlevel
>tgm
>tcl
>tcai
...etc
>>344137152
Get back to tensing to my saltrice field, beast. If you say anything like that again I'll smash your own on your face.
>>344139829
So is it random whether you get zero-summoned or ChIM?
>>344163572
Depends on your willpower and ability to doublethink, I guess.
>>344163572
>Zero-sum
You come to the realization that you are nothing but a dream and then you go, poof!
>CHIM
Realizing that you are a nothing but a dream, but you managed to keep your individuality. You are a dream and at the same time the dreamer.
>>344162640
>>344163004
How would this make sense considering all the Dwemer shit left behind?
>>344139701
They're super fucking Hebrew, thematically. The elements of Hinduism are there with the Tribunal and their aspects, but holy shit everything else is so Hebrew. The pseudo-Roman occupation at constant odds with their narrow cultural values, the long-standing rivalry with the Babylonian look-alikes, the mythical evolution of Dagoth-Ur from adversary to Devil-God, their ancient god-sanctioned Exodus, and the conflict between the corrupt temple and the long awaited prophetic king expected to eventually drive out the Romans and set right the race's sins just screams it.
>>344164302
The Dwemer didn't zero sum.
See>>344142479
>>344159883
Yeah, they made it across destroyed wasteland everyone with half a brain abandoned. Argonians had a good run down in Dres controller territory, but soon fell apart because they're fucking Argonians not in Black Marsh and liberated slave army knew jack shit. They did well because of circumstances, not because of superior tactics or strategy.
>>344139927
Soul Cairn is also a realm in Oblivion?
This propably means Ideal Masters are somehow related to daedra
>>344164386
aside from very obvious roman thing a lot of those are pretty much universal
>>344142479
>nothing is real
>therefore you create something real out of a dream
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>344139701
>Then again, the nords used to be the same and look what Bethesda did to them; turned them into a ridiculous version of fantasy vikings.
Really? I never read that much into Nords. What was their thing before Skyrim?
>>344164890
If i remember correctly, every single one of them could Shout (Thuum). They did not need any siege engines, because all of the warriors could in perfect sync and harmony should Fus Ro Dah and crumble city's walls.
>>344143265
My nigga, you don't know SHIT. Bethesda actually gave a damn back in the day. Check it out >>344141113 .
Did Skyrim ever get good porn mods
>>344164867
Glad I was the only one who didn't really understand the logic behind that.
>>344164890
>They sing their architecture into existence.
Said Architecture is stylized with floaty rocks.
>They can fight with their ancestors in battle, like with sand ghost.
>Magic is an important aspect of nord culture from runic carving to city building
>They are master sailors, who hunts sea monsters
>>344164867
>>344165643
Maybe they wanted toWAKE UP
>>344165665
Which is weird because they were more like vikings thematically, but Bethesda made them into generic NORTHMEN SMASH WITH AXE kind of deal.
>>344166207
That and they made everything from Cities to fortresses look like ran down un-maintained ruins. Which makes no fucking sense cause Skyrim had a strong affinity with the Legion, those things should be in tip-top shape.
>tfw no nubile khajiit maidens
>>344166486
Say thanks shit is not so bad as in fallout.
>>344139701
Dude, Nods always were a ridiculous version of fantasy vikings.ever since Arena.
>>344165080
But, that's what the Draugr, the ancient Nord warriors do in Skyrim.
>>344137152
>sluts
Does that mean sluts are imaginary and unreal?
Then that means, they'reUNSTOPPABLE!Blue flag returned.
>>344137806
>>344166582
I don't think we should be giving thanks just yet. Bethesda is gonna pump-out future installments and i don't think they'd guide things in the proper direction.
>>344164692
Considering Red Mountain is in Vvardenfell they fucked up the least effected areas of Morrowind
Also they sacked Mournhold. Is't it considered the strongest dunmer city?
>>344144319
hey I recognize her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=22&v=BLcGCOv263U
>>344166606
Living ones, not just Draugr, are supposed to do that too.
>>344166848
Not really. Oblivion Crisis fucked up entire Morrowind because Tribunal was either dead or MIA, as was Nerevarine, to save them. And THEN Red Mountain erupted and fucked up Vvardenfell. Basically, Morrowind got hit the worst during Oblivion while Black Marsh essentially walked it off.
>>344162753
3 are actually real and the other is "supposedly" real
I want to replay morrowind so bad but then I install it with mgse and all mods I need, play for about 5 hours and get bored to shit. Not because of combat or animations, no, I'm ok with that. It's just so clunky you know. I love the lore and most of gameplay but it's not fun anymore. Maybe modern games are to blame for turning me into casual. Strange thing is I don't have that problem with gothic 1&2 even with their controls. Oh well. I've already had my share of 200+ hours of morrowind.
>>344166576
What kind of Khajiit?
>>344166848
>>344166207
I think this mostly comes out of an inability for Bethesda to take risk. People who bitch about generic Norsemen and wyverns being called Dragons don't matter when you're trying to make money. You choose the most digestible archetype and present it in the most showy fashion. 60% old and 40% new or in the case of vidya 90% old 10% new.
>>344167229
I wanan fug the Alfiq. I imagine most Khajiit-lovers do too.
>>344156470
Wait what?
I think I read about that somewhere, please explain this shit.
>>344167027
>Storming into Oblivion itself is just walking it off.
You know that the Hist should be considered part of the nation's strength.
Also considering Morrowind's history this GRAND fall was to be expected.
>>344167271
Not all of us talk memes please use words.(understanding irony is hard on the internet)
>>344164386
wow, smart guy, somebody gets it. Most people aren't going to be smart enough to see the roman occupation of Judea, this is a very very specific point in history--but it was pretty clear to me. Very well done too.
>>344167485
>Also considering Morrowind's history this GRAND fall was to be expected.
>argonians do nothing for thousands of years
>expected
>>344167229
>Ohmes
Is that a mer?
>>344167313
>wyverns being called Dragons
That's how they're supposed to be in TES.
And the six-limbed version is the "generic" one.
>>344167229
Can all kinds of khajit speak?
>>344167485
i was just clapping for the scaled cock lizards story
>>344167494
Jews were waiting for their messiah to come to expel the Romans and reclaim Israel.
>Nerevarine
Not all Jews, some sects of Judaism loved the Romans they wanted them to stay in Israel--they made them Rich!
>Hiaalu
Most dunmer have a hebrew namesake in Morrowind as well, which I thought was cool.
>>344167229
>look this up
>Khajit turn out different based on what phase on the moon they were born under
Neat stuff. Would it have killed Bethesda to offer more variety?
>>344155405
>LOL DRAGONS AND VIKINGS
I agree that Skyrim presents the story in the shittiest way possible, but in terms of lore the defeat of Alduin is the single most important thing you do in any TES.
>>344167754
Yep. Basically Bosmer and Khajiit was the same species. Bosmer got tied to the earthbones of Valenwood, the Khajiit to the moons by Azura.
>>344168150
Anon, each iterations would take at least 24 hours in the creation kit.
>>344165320
I had to delete all of my downloaded adult mods after the first day of actually using them (which took me almost 3 hours to set up properly) because I literally wanked so hard during the 4 hours I played with them, I was incapable of getting an erection with my actual girlfriend.
I have also now discovered that I want nothing more in life than to be a beautiful woman who spends hours a day in servitude to a powerful man, forced to blow him at least three times daily while in full bondage. The life I lead now will never live up to what I actually want, and I'll probably never fully recover, especially considering the fact that I can never tell anyone about my fantasy life.
>>344168326
>imblying bethesda uses the creation kit
>>344137806
>>344168090
>picture
Nice. Is that OC?
>>344168470
ur gf is a prude
>>344168326
>Khajit at .85 height
>Khajit at 1.1 height
>Khajit at 1.25 height
>Bosmer with face tattoos
That wouldn't have been hard.
>>344168506
>implying these use anything else
>>344168470
i made you this
>>344168470
>>344168531
>>344138686
>humans with pointy ears
>>344168690
its called
"its a sewer level"
>>344167770
No but they can all understand speech.
>>344168652
Now that Bethesda's modeled your average housecat for F4 they can add the rest in no problem to TES6.
>>344168710
>>344168531
I fixed it
>>344169124
It's a step in the right direction, I suppose...
>>344167229
>you will never predict the phases of the moon and impregnate khajits just the right time to get whatever kind of kittens you want
>>344150434
Gee, it's almost like the women who get married while they're still virgins are uber-religious people who will never divorce and are fine with being servile, while most other people are normal and will have various partners before finding the right one
>>344155997
>Dunmer still god tier in 4th era
>Imperials and nords not in okay tier
>Khajiit anywhere besides absolute shit tier
>>344157649
>Is the oblivion circlejerk thread is just a morrowind circlejerk
>>344169836
>Dunmer still god tier in 4th era
They're even cooler now desu. Get to see rise of Telvanni and the inevitable plunge of Redoran antics and fear of the glorious Tribunal (Redoran leaders will surely be executed in due time).
