What went wrong, lads?
These Pokemon suck is what went wrong
Literally no info on how anything works
what the fuck are the silhouttes that say nearby and how does it work
where are these nearby pokemon is it random?
what the fuck is the power up and how do you get more stardust
how do gyms work
how do you trade
Does Incense regenrate after a while?
>>344103193
Can't battle wilds. Can only fight at gyms. FUCK.
>microtransactions up the ass
Well can't say Nintendo didn't warn us.
Is it even worth downloading
No actual pokebattles lmao.
It's like every other cutrate 'fitness' game on mobile devices only people will ignore its problems because muh pokemons.
>>344103554
no shell out those sheckles
>>344103710
>Up the ass
You mean things you don't even need to buy? Why do you honestly need incense other than to be a lazy fuck and sit at home playing the game?
>people thinking Nintendo would release a free alternative to their handheld Pokemon games
lmao
>>344103545
>what the fuck are the silhouttes that say nearby and how does it work
Nearby pokemon, number of tracks are how close they are: 1=close, 3=far.
>where are these nearby pokemon is it random?
The poofs of leaves on the overworld, walk over them, pokemon appear nearest first.
>what the fuck is the power up and how do you get more stardust
Increases CP (combat power), stardust is gotten by catching pokemon.
>how do gyms work
Go to gym, take it, or fight gym leader to take it.
>how do you trade
You don't.
>>344103554
You get more incense for leveling up and shit.
You really don't need to buy anything.
>>344104075
>1=close, 3=far.
fucking FINALLY
Now I know which ones not to bother with
>>344104075
based
>>344104075
What if I don't see leaves anywhere? Do they appear again in the same spots?
JUST
>wanted a nice excuse to go outside and travel locally
>phone doesn't have enough RAM to play the game
Are they gonna make it so I can trade and battle my buds eventually?
Post your best mons so far
>>344104148
I mean leveling up is eventually going to be a pain, you'll need to buy balls unless you live in a bunch of pokestops.
>tfw go to my local park to challenge the area gym leader
>it's my sister
>>344104602
yes
>>344104417
As far as I've seen, yeah they pretty much keep appearing in the same spots.
>regret picking the boy
How do I reset my data ? I want to be the GIRL
>>344104517
>that font
>that resolution
>>344104647
>129 eevee
nice
>>344104847
>hating on based comic sans
Fuck off
>>344104602
You'd just get bitchslapped with those weak ass bitch pokemon
>>344104647
Check out these badasses faggot
Dubs decide my GO nickname
>the pit where the lumber company dumps their garbage is a gym
I'm intrigued.
fuck this gay earth
>>344105091
gay faggot
>>344105091
if 5 your name is TwinkTrainer
>>344104517
How do you live with that fucking font.
>>344104879
Thanks
Anyone know if eeveelutions are random? There's only one evolve option for it.
>>344104936
Well, I can't fucking sign in. That's probably the first thing that went wrong.
>>344104936
comic sans is LITERALLY a meme font
I know a lot of shitheads and turbofags say "meme this" or "meme that", but comic sans is - definitively - a meme.
How do you designate a significant location such as a gym or even just the spots where you get pokeballs and eggs?
>>344105175
Winrar
>>344105175
>>344104947
How do I make them better?
Oh wow
>>344105091
Faggotron
double taurus gym power
>>344105320
Pinche idiota
>>344105320
>South Americans
>>344104179
>tfw everything is 3
Any confirmed exploits yet?
Someone help me these fucking Magmars are everywhere, I try to get rid of them and they keep coming, I've caught 11 of them plz i can't take anymore they are hurting me help plz help
>>344105320
I don't speak cactus what does it say?
>>344105439
THIS.
>>344104936
>>344105272
It's clearly not Comic Sans anyway, you dips. In fact, it's something even more elementary.
>>344105463
Just turn the weaker ones into candy and feed them to your strong one and make the BEST Magmar
>>344105183
>>344104847
how do you not?
>>344105320
kek
How do they know?
>>344105517
>I don't speak cactus
huh
where's a safe place to get the apk from? i dont want no malware on my shitass phone
>>344105463
click Transfer
it turns them into Magmar candy to feed the Magmar god
>still not out in Brazil
Well it's not like I would risk my life anyway.
>>344105405
WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU FIND A TAUROS
>>344105463
Do you live inside a volcano?
>>344105314
technically you can power them up, but my strongest pokemon have come by me simply finding and catching stronger pokemon.
>>344105517
A kid died because he fell off a bridge trying to catch pokemon in pokemon go.
>>344104517
>Changing the system font in general
>>344105463
Where the fuck do you live? All I get is bug types.
>>344105679
Rare spawn is plains/savanna, or 5k eggs.
>>344105539
its "Purewhite" on android, if you dont use it your a nigger
>>344105517
a nomination for the 2016 Darwin awards
>>344104602
>250
>not 151
Is gen 2 in or what?
>>344105628
Download APKPure from store
Search Pokemon go
>>344105697
no, but like 10 houses have caught fire in the last 20 years or so in my neighborhood, and i try to transfer them BUT THERE ARE SO MANY OH MY GOD THERE IS ANOTHER ONE
>>344105628
it should be on the market now officially.
>>344105773
>>344105679
it was in a park
>>344105707
How do I get more moondust?
>>344105320
From google:
Die young to fall by bridge to try to capture virtual Pokemon
>>344105770
>Watching the shittiest anime series of all eternity
So where can I download this shit?
What do the blue bars under moves mean?
>>344105320
>app tells you to watch where you're going before it even starts
>even the visual is a guy walking, staring at a phone while he is about to walk into a gyarados
Same kinda idiots that run into poles or worse from staring down at their phone while walking.
Why gen 1?
Why not pokemon that are useful?
>Oh let's go check my mail, see what I can find
>End up roaming my apartment complex at ten at night, hunting for a Tentacruel that showed up on the near-by
No luck, but I got a Pikachu and a Horsea, at least.
>>344104647
This is what I have for now
>getting nothing but Zubats
>this app is not compatible with your device
what the fuck? I have a 2014 smartphone
>>344105185
yeah i wanted vaporeon and clicked evolve and got vaporeon. gonna be a bitch if you want all 3
>>344106114
jesus christ anon
>>344106114
>All those strong mons
>That Vaporeon
TELL ME HOW
>>344106052
Because everything after gen1 is shit.
Maybe now that it's obvious that it's true shitters like you will shut up.
>>344106114
How much have you spent?
Wow it takes 400 candy to evolve a magikarp
>>344105320
It didn't take that long, it seems.
Neat.
>>344104936
Stop memeing now
>tfw you live in the middle of no where and can't do anything unless you drive 30 minutes to go somewhere to play a shitty mobile app
wew lad
>>344105770
you apple niggers i swear
there is but 1 option for a LG burner and its not fucking Smartgothic
>>344105320
god bless nintendo
keeping that gene pool clean
Live in ghetto don't wanna get robbed for pokemon and my schnikes what should I do?
Only leave my house on Fridays and when going to store. I think I'm going to delete this honestly.
Only Ratatas and Spearow in walking distance fuck this shit.
>>344105463
Remove drowzee
I CAN'T FUCKING SIGN IN.
FUCK.
>>344106238
If gen 1 is so good why are the mons in it the worst and unusable?
>>344106114
just fuck my gyms up senpai
>>344106114
what hacks you using?
>>344104936
Fuck off Dan Gilbert, go give Silver one of the thousands of blowjobs you owe him.
>>344106268
Be creative anon.
I'm gonna use it as an excuse to get the stuff to make cheesecake and probably grab some drinks
>>344106127
Get out of your mancavefaggot
>>344106235
Capture everything. EVERYTHING. transfer the weaker shit to empower the stronger shit. Evolving a mon is better than catching the evolved mon.
>>344106245
not a dime, but i am tempted to buy the storage boosts. I got the game early yesterday so I had a small headstart over most of the players right now.
>See grass effect
>walk 2 minutes to it.
>disappears
>walk away
>reappears
You know what fuck this app
>>344106113
>there are autists LITERALLY skulking around searching for pokemans late into the night
This app was a mistake.
what does rhyhorn smell like
>>344106479You can't make me
So do Pokemon just appear around your circle?
Or do you need to ap on random spots for them to pop up?
>>344106248
fuckign serious? i really want one and cant even find one.
>the pokemon and pokestops disappeared from my map.
>>344106549
This. I'd love to go to a cluster right about now but it's almost midnight.
>Having sex with fiancee
>Phone vibrates that I'm near a pokemon, pull out and look
>Look and look
>Finally look down at fiancee
>Muk
>>344106341
if you actually lived in a ghetto you should already know how to live there and not be stupid enough to get robbed
if youre asking that question then your "ghetto" aint that bad as you think it is
>>344106598
They just pop in at random within the circle. After they appeared then you can tap on them to start the battle.
>>344105320
called this shit. waiting for rural player to wander too far off and attacked by a mountain lion or bear next
>>344106490
Okay now another question since you seem like you really raised your pokes.
Are Eevee evolutions random, or do you actually get a choice?
>grass effect at the top of the big ass hill in my townhouse complex
Fuck off Nintendo.
>>344106423
>I'm a fucking retard
That's really all the content in your post.
>>344106641
heh
>>344106114
GoT mane, Battle of bastards kicked ass. I'm strangely hype for next season so I can see Cersi go insane.
>>344106794
>mad as fuck I'm insulting his childhood
take of the goggles.
>NEARBY:
>nothing
10/10 app guys
some leaves rustled up near my inside my player circle, but nothing showed up
this is bullshit
>>344106273
Serif and roboto seem instantly preferable
>>344106604
I've got one, but no idea where I'm gonna get all that candy from.
>hiking with friends and catch some pokemon
>leave
>pull over to get gas
>forget Go is still running and killing battery
>open screen to close it
>see wild pokemon is near and tap so I can catch and close
>it's eevee
>eevee shows up in my passenger seat
I can't wait to see the random places these little bastards show up at. I'm sure there's bound to be some hilarious locations.
>>344105320
fake and gay, original image is from April.
>>344106851
This is an 18+ site. Please leave.
>>344106235
Just fuck my shit up fampai
>>344106741
I wanted a Vaporeon, so when I clicked evolve and it started the evolution animation I got worried. It's random, but I got the one I wanted.
>>344105320
The game is barely out for a few days and some retard kid has killed themselves.
>>344106654
It's because I never leave my house. My brother got stabbed by a crackhead doing laundry at night because my laundry machine is outside.
>>344107012
if you're over 18 you have no reason to like gen 1 pokemon.
>it's late at night
>the map doesn't update too well after i go beyond my own wifi range
>no pokemon nearby
I'll probably go for a walk tomorrow and see if it works but right now this kind of blows for me.
Question, is it better to make a weak pokemon strong and top their CP before evolving or it doesn't matter and should evolve right away?
>>344106154
>2014 smart phone
THATS THE PROBLEM.
>>344106623
>only one Pokestop near me
>it's private property
>fake location
>get every pokemon
What's the point of this?
>>344107019
not a single dime spent on micro transactions. playing the game and leveling up makes stronger mons appear. i ended up with a 214 eevee and evolved it into a 530 vaporeon and then powered it up a few times with the candies. I refuse to spend money on this game until I have a real feel for it.
lel
>>344106019
ANSWER ME
>>344107192
He must have some shit-tier burner phone since my phone from 2013 is compatible
>>344107148
That is objectively wrong and only someone with a mental deficit would think that way.
>every pokestop I've found so far has been a church
What are you trying to say, Pokemon Go?
>>344107264
Car crashes will happen.
Imagine a Stantler and a Deer in front of your car at same time.
>>344107264
Kill yourself
>>344107374
I bet you still like pogs.
>app force closes if I try to sign in with Google
>website redirects to 503 every time I try to make a new account
Okay, I didn't want to play anyway.
Anons, is it possible to make friends with other Pokemon Go users? Can I battle them outside of Gyms?
>>344107378
Evolution is real, donate to your savior Arceus.
>>344107452
He's working on it
>>344106904
>that pic
A-am I a pedo now senpai?
>>344107531
No. Only gym battles.
Lewd poketrade when
>>344107264
The madman
I think I put my character as a female but I can't make it out for sure can someone post how a male character looks?
>Bought a new phone just to play this fucking thing
>Won't get to play until it arrives from China
>>344106813
it's fucking cash. Love where it's headed. Worst part about this season was the 10 month gap until the next one!
>>344107367
This is a work of true art, ascended above all else. See how the cartoonish caricature of the Rattata overshadows the stinking corpse of the true rat, thereby symbolizing the death of the natural world in favor of the shinier digital one
>>344107531
>other
I don't think player battles are implemented yet. Honestly I would've preferred to just pay 10-15 bucks and just have a normal pokemon experience with battles and such, this mobile game model is lame.
Are the servers down for anyone else?
>>344107647
Lopunny for my cunny
>>344105423
go take a walk then you fat fuck
>download pokemon go
>"oh look, there's a pokestop right behind my house"
>walk outside down to road a few yards
>collect pokeballs
>as i'm walking back, an undercover cop is slowly following me
Interesting first 3 minutes out in the virtual pokemon world.
>>344107165
The moves change randomly when they evolve so it's a gamble. I'd evolve first before investing
>>344107612
Little girls don't look like that, so no, you are not a pedo
It's a cash in. Ingress with Pokemon branding to get weebs and psuedo-weebs.
>>344106549
I used walking my dog as an excuse, but I was just kinda walking back and forth and just sitting in spots and got nervous every time i saw someone else walking around outside.
>>344104709
You know what you must do.
If I walk around my yard in circles would I find Pokemon?
Apparently you can collect free tokens or w/e every 21 hours
>>344104709
>>344107958
>>344106549
What's the big fuckin' deal? Nobody cares what you're doing on your phone as you walk.
So you walk around the grass patches to find pokemon? I swear if there's like 10 NEET at these patches at the park tomorrow...
>>344107706
Retard sneks piss me off.
>to avenge my not husbands family I must kill his family!
I hate Daenaerys she is so boring as a ruler and hopefully she also goes batshit.
>does jackshit in books does jackshit in show.
I still enjoy the show and the Arya arc redeemed itself with its conclusion, I thought she wouldn't have actually learned how to do it on her own thank fuck she did.
Of there were battles and trading and no Jews involved I'd pay up to $20 for a good version of this.
>>344105679
tauros is US exclusive, in case you aren't from there
Australia hasKangaskhan
and Japan hasFarfetch'd
>>344105850
250 is how many pokemon you can store. From what I've seen only Kanto is in for now.
>>344108095
how?
>>344108197
I know no one really cares. I walk my dog all the time at 10-12 at night, but there's usually not a soul out around here. there were lots of people out tonight.
>>344108238
What did yurop get?
Are there shinies in Pokemon Go?
This is a crucial factor for me
>>344108345
no idea m8 just know those three
>>344108207
Pokemon can show up anywhere. Sometimes they'll pop up while you're sitting at your computer at home. The main advantage of walking is more chances of seeing pokemon, and also using pokespots/taking over gyms
>>344108265
There should be something that says "collect" in the top right corner of the store screen. I hit it because I had no idea what it was, but it gave me some tokens and some other stuff. Now there's a timer there counting down to 21 hours
>>344108719
Is the icon a shield? Looks like it's a bonus for defending a gym.
Why no superior gen 5 and 6 pokemon in the game? Gen 1 pokemon were the worst.
As a weirdo who has just been sitting around my house and using the 2 incense given at the start, I have to ask:
What do pokestops do? I plan on finding one near me tomorrow or friday, but I'm curious of what their point is?
>>344108345
muslims:^)
>>344108876
Oh, shit, that must be it.
Haha I literally tried to take over my own gym with one of my own pokemon. Apparently you can do that and claim the bonus from it.
>>344108994
free caches of items
otherwise you have to buy them
>>344108994
pokestops are a place where you can pick up free pokeballs and eggs. You just have to tap the pokestop and then spin the circular thing that shows up on the screen, and pokeballs/eggs will fall out.
>>344108937
Probably bait, but its just starting off m8, give them some time. I don't even think the game has officially launched yet, it'll be some time before you get past gen 3 pokemon. Hoping they add gens 2 and 3 and player battles soon though.
>Someone just stole my gym
IT'S MIDNIGHT
WHO THE FUCK IS IN THE PARK AT MIDNIGHT PLAYING POKEMON
>>344109021
So Voltorb?
How do you catch things? Like do I just toss the ball and hope it works or what? I don't know what the green circle over the Pokemon means when holding my finger on them. Also, do I get any benefit for having a gym super fucking close to my apartment?
>>344105408
Antena 3 is from Spain.
>>344109194
Obviously autistic gay men.
>>344105091
Isis-leader/v/ don't get dubs retard also stop pretending to be retarded.
These types of games cause my autism to flare up more than most. I only played Ingress briefly because any time I was at a capture point, I'd start getting nervous as shit and get suspicious of any fuck I spotted.
Tomorrow I think I'll grab a one-day bus pass, catch a shitload of pokemon and capture every empty gym I see. I live in one of the biggest cities in New England, so there should be plenty.
so do I just sit at home and use incense?
or go to someones house?
or go grab food?
whats the ratio of location, pokemon and finding/catching them?
also can you actually battle
>>344109194
The man that's looking to lure you out into a dark park so he can rape you.
>>344109474
Big brother is watching.
>>344109194
Happened to me too anon. Be strong. Take it back tomorrow.
>tfw live in a bad area and walking around with my smartphone in my hand will get me robbed
>>344105320
>/v/ can' t even fact check
It's fake, you manchildren
>>344109607
And steal his pokemon, this my park
>>344109194
You snooze you lose faggot.
Ty for the Ez gym
>Pidgey just wanders into my house
Time to stay up all night and defend my home from pocket mons
>>344105091
xXxS3ph1r0thXxX
>>344109780
same, doesn't help it's 80-90 degrees outside everyday.
Better than Florida I guess.
>>344109780
>tfw live in an area where everyone is going to be catching pokemon before I can get to them
>>344110030
Guess where I am :,^)
>>344110030
>Better than Florida I guess.
>tfw Florida
Actually FL is doing pretty well, our abhorrent changing weather allows me to catch literally any kind of pokemon.
>>344103545
>how do gyms work
This was explained to you
>>344105581
>Just turn the weaker ones into candy
What? You can do that?
For fucks sake
Guys it's midnight and I just ran to a cemetery a half mile away from my house for a gastly.
This game is going to kill me
>>344109852
...I wonder what the odds are that the person who did it goes on /v/?
>>344110358
keep posting more
Can someone tell me why everything has disappeared from my map?
>>344110249
South Florida here. Ready to die.
>>344108345
Not the UK.
>download Pokemon GO to try it out
>Got the hang out of how things worked during a walk around my block
>decide to get into my car late at night and drive around some neighborhoods
>pokemon alert goes off
>its an execute
>going to catch it
>OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE SOME BLACK KID SCREAMS
>He had to jump out of the way because I almost ran him over at 5-10mph while catching execute
>black kid was spooked and walked away
>caught execute.
>>344110231
>>344110249
Don't die from methheads and retirees running you down.
>Go Doawgs!
Going to Vegas this weekend. Rest in peace with that weather
>>344110030
>>344110231
>>344110249
>tfw florida
at least I have a job where I walk around alot
>>344109893
That's what I've been doing, fuck these things, I've caught like 20 of them.
>live in suburbs, next to retention pond, creek, and forest
>only nearby pokemon are pidgey, rattata, and nidoran, all with 2+ tracks
End my life. How do people catch the good shit in their house?
How the fuck do you catch your starter . I keep tapping and swiping.
>>344110703
They're a higher level. Catch everything you see and you should level up pretty quick
There is literally a bunch of slowpokes at a building block in my school.
Good grief. Time to catch some slow asses.
>>344110770
You swipe up the ball to throw the ball at the pokemon. The faster you swipe, the further the ball will reach.
>>344110770
swipe from the bottom of the screen towards them
Who /Publix/ here?
>>344110536
Atleast he won't be able to rob anybody whilst crippled.
I lol'd
>Parasect spawns on me
>Waste 10 pokeballs direct hitting it before it runs away
WHY
>>344110429
In hollywood fl pray i don't get robbed anon
Who /ucf/ here
gonna haul around campus tomorrow to see what pops up
Just caught Niderino male so that was awesome
>>344110536
>execute
>>344110358
>>344110673
Tell me there are real, post more.
I need to see stripper's face, I have a thing where I like a nice face most of all
So if I have the app open on my desk, can Pokemon end up appearing in my circle? I was going to walk around my neighborhood, but I don't feel like it cause it's too late.
>>344107774
Just hopped into a dudes backyard to get a bulbasaur.
>>344106549
I'm in the military and a shit loads of marines are walking around playing this
Stop caring what people think
>>344111314
I've caught a few just sitting at home jacking off
>>344111158
don't go outside
>>344111426
No incense, right?
