Friends, I have terrible news. Upon visiting my doctor I have been diagnosed with "obesity." What this means is my organs are being essentially suffocated under layers of fat. I don't have much time left...I have several surgeries scheduled, including a risky triple-bypass. Thank you all for your years adoration.
There are only a few people I look up to, and Gaben is one of them
>eating at subway
>being obese
>>344078857
maybe diet and exercise?
>>344078857
>triple-bypass
yeah i get it
>>344080478
Damn near everything Subway uses has been treated with artificial chemicals. The list of calories in a Subway sandwich rival other fast food meals.
>>344080478
Most of what Subway offers is just slightly better than your typical fast food burger.
>>344082210
damn double footlongs huh?
>it has half the calories so i can eat twice as much
>tfw gabe will die in your lifetime
just
>>344083162
Also note the sugary soft drink in his hand.
>>344078857
That's rough man. These illnesses really come up on you unexpectedly.
>>344083162
M-m-maybe the other one is for a friend. And they're sharing the drink.
>>344085290
>1 straw
or as I call it, bro drinking
