I just scarred a Weedle for life.
What /v/ related things have you done today?
Inb4 wave of people posing naked on camera with pokemon.
>>344071289
lmao ayyyy
>80 euro "micro"transactions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>Australia before America
that seems a little weird
I can't login anymore? Is it blocked for europe or what?
>>344072681
is this the fall of Nintendo
![chris-hansen[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/F2MoTDF.jpg "chris-hansen[1].jpg")
>>344071289
>CP (10)
>>344072681
LUCKY PATCHER WHEN
>>344072681
Is there a way to get pokemoney without paying? or do I just need to rely on pokecenter handouts?
>>344074056
they made the game kid friendly
>>344074810
>mirrored gloryhole maze
Jesus Christ.
I'm guessing they mean a house of mirrors filled with glory holes? The fair will never be the same.
requesting someone shoop a voltorb in front of a a mosque
>>344074810
>>344075274
That just sounds confusing.
What if you go in to suck a dick then bump into a mirror because it was only a reflection of the dick behind you?
Would also be terrifying to see an infinite hallway of dicks.
>>344075274
I want you to imagine this. It's a long corridor with penis and penis reflections everywhere, you run scared, but you smash your face on a mirror, and penises start to spawn on this wall, now there are no penis reflections anymore, it is all penis from the ceiling walls and floor
>>344074601
>but you can get money from gyms!
Doesn't change the fact you'll almost certainly get it slow as shit.
Saw that a friend of mine has the game here in the u.s. any links to the game?
>>344074810
w-what kind of pokemon can you find in there?
>>344076254
nothing but diglett
>>344072681
> euro
American education everyone
>>344076254
syphilis
>>344076727
sorry, if it's nintendo related it's allowed everywhere
>>344076507
i just woke up, give me a break
>Target OS 4.4
>Have 4.3
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI
First recent app that hasn't worked on my Galaxy Note II
>people thought this would be good
>>344076507
If it not a dollar. Why should we actually give a shit?
Wtf I just went to the pulse nightclub in Orlando and the only pokemon there were haunters and ghastlies.
>>344078818
You went to the wrong one. See: >>344074810
I refuse to play this till nintendo admits this is just a ploy to FORCE young children to get out and walk all over and if i see someone playing this i will grab their phone and snap it in half punch them in the face and call them a hipster piece of shit then ill yank their pants down and shove the shards of their phone into their ass
FUCK THIS GAME GAMES ARE MEANT TO BE PLAYED SITTING ON YOUR ASS INSIDE
how do i play this???
>>344079263
fatty detected.
>>344079097
Not them, but it's a joke about the shooting numbnuts
>>344079484
how simply epic
>>344079357
you walk around staring at your phone til you get mugged, hit by a car, or your battery dies. if your battery dies theres always tommorow
>>344079482
I am fat i dont need this kind of shit exsiting mixing my entertainment with being outside or being healthy will only make me hate what i used to like
I WILL NEVER ALLOW ANYONE TO MANIPULATE OR FUCKING CHANGE ME
>download it because there's nothing else to do
>make my ugly slav character
>standing in the middle of the ocean surrounded by starters
>can't do anything
>game freezes
>uninstall
>>344079263
>>344079718
trying too hard, the game's already shit enough without falseflaggers like you
>be brazilian
>game is not available in my region
You fuckers are not free from the hue yet. I WILL play this.
>>344079263
I doubt you could even take a phone from a 4th grader fatso.
The games giving me a black screen, what gives?
>>344080446
lmao
i'm uninstalling this trash
i live in the middle of nowhere, this game was made for normie city slickers who have shitty jobs
>>344080431
Who the fuck is false flagging? This game is bullshit i shoudlnt have to change who i am just to play a fucking game this is shit and betrayal right in front of us
I'm not seeing this on the AppStore anywhere
>>344080494
I move 130 pounds at work constantly beating up the kind of hipster numale faggot that would play this kind of game would be simple
>>344080787
>appstore
Get a real phone numale
It's literally Ingress.
>>344080903
>get a real phone to play fucking pokemon
lmao
>>344081058
>owning an iphone in the first place
>>344080601
Well I have to take public transportation a lot so that's ok I guess, will I have to autistically step out of my usual route though? Like stand in the middle of a street or go in some creepy alley? I don't wanna get mugged or murdered for a Rattata.
>>344081134
2 rupees have been pooped in your loo
>>344081147
See SEE? This game is for ing people to change its evil and cancer
>>344076254
Mr. Mime
>>344081251
W-what
>>344081440
You daid you might have to atep out of your normal route to olay it this will become a slippery slope that will make you change
All change is to be avoided
>>344081683
If by change you mean getting stabbed yeah, I guess I should avoid that.
>>344079718
fatass go exercise. you know you need to
>>344082117
No i dont i am in good enough shape and dont want to become some skinny vegan numale piece of shit
Is this out in the US? It still says it isn't available in my country.
>>344082604
no its not out
Playing it in North Dakota is exactly as barren as you think it is
>>344079263
kill yourself greg
>>344077140
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO EASY TO MAKE THIS GOOD BUT NO, NIANTIC WANTED ANOTHER INGRESS.
>>344081683
You need serious help.
>>344087064
>>344077140
What exactly is shit about it?
Ruralfags BTFO
>>344084701
fargo?
>>344087221
>phone game
>microtransactions up the ass
>little in the way of gameplay
>if you live anywhere but a city you're fucked
>muh original 150
>>344088131
>microtransactions up the ass
You literally don't need to buy shit. I have more pokeballs than I know what to do with because there are so many pokestops near me.
>>344088131
>there are decent phone games, not a big issue
>as expected, whoever didn't expect those is delusional
>it's a pokemon game
>living in the countryside
>newer gen suck ass
I'm really not seeing the problem here. I mean, it's not like it was gonna be a huge revolutionary game, it's just another gimmick to kill time.
>>344088331
>80 pound payment even being an option
>people will defend this with "but you dont need to buy it!"
Point it it's objectively bad because of the few dumbasses that blow thousands on one game, which makes devs think it's a good idea.
>>344088540
>living in a city
enjoy your mugging
>>344088673
Nigger I live in a rich neighborhood, I don't have to worry about mugging.
>>344071289
My workplace is a Gym, this happen with anyone else?
