So where are the legendaries?
>>344066583
>Wal-Mart
>crabs
Hey wait a second, how the hell are you getting signal inside a Wal-Mart, anyway?
remember the trailer with thousands of people at new york rushing to catch a mew? its probably going to be like that... release a legendary at a popular place at a specific time
well you're fucked if you live in like latvia
>>344066583
>verizon
>wallmart
>15% battery
>>344066583
On the top of mount everest
>15% battery at a walmart
>decided to play pogeyman phonegames with 3d and cameras enabled.
>>344067204
This guy gets it.
Only the chosen few are worthy.
fuck i want a krabby
American supermarket makes me feel uneasy, all that food is just piled up with no shelves and all, feels like a factory, not a supermaket.
>>344067212
dont forget fuckin bluetooth, holy shit
how the fuck are you guys downloading it
>>344067437
That's just the end aisle displays. Most food is on shelves.
>>344067437
Fuck off monkey, this is an American(and Jap) image board only.
Probably a legendary in the middle of the city or something? Popular places? idk i dont wanna say im bored with the game already though..
>>344067681
APK Mirror? Just download mine and got squirtle lol but I'm in bed and ain't moving to catch more, that's a job for tomorrow.
>>344067346
>Some dude bring like 40 phones up there and sell them for maassive profits
>Some other dude climb down into a volcano for a Moltres
>A generation of climber/hiker/adventurer go around tryign to catch pokeymans
>>344067437
Only walmart, sams club, and costco are like that europoor.
>>344067972
>mfw ios
>>344066583
i need a shoop of a Voltorb in front of a mosque
>>344066583
Isn't Zapdos in a nuclear power plant?
>>344068170
Struck out, check the devs site to see when it's available?
>>344068170
>He actually bought an iPhone
Idiot.
so how does catching water pokemon work?? like the swimming and fish ones... do I need to be near water to catch them or do they float in the middle of land like in the games
so is nintendo actually going to put pokemons on the entire earth? it looks fucking too huge for a game. its so impressive im wondering why didnt they market this shit more, theres something off about it
>>344066583
I WANT TO FUCK THAT KRABBY
>>344066583
>inb4 they fuck up and put a mew in someone's house
You know it will happen eventually.
>>344068424
just looked it up, says it'll release later today possibly
i still dont get why they launched it in Australia and New Zealand before the US and Japan like wtf
>>344066946
what kind of shitty service do you have?
>>344068997
New Zealand is about 90% shepards.
>>344068691
just be near an area that has water and they will appear.
>>344069201
Do you need to be connected to the internet to catch Pokemon?
>>344068075
>climb down
>>344069707
>into
As in, a caldera, fucko.
>>344069495
Yes. You need GPS
More like where's the game, am I right?
>>344067437
don't visit a Lidl, it's literally food in straight out of factory boxes, they build them like a warehouse and there are little to no shelves.
if you enjoyed east-germany, you would love Lidl
>>344068926
no it's gonna bestuck under some guy's truck
>live in the suburbs of a city where main form of transportation is driving
Will I still be able to play?
>>344067958
>memorial hermann
My h-town brethrenn?
>>344071497
H town indeed. Trying to take it over before the initial release.
>>344071961
Cool, so have you actually driven around getting pokemon or are you just going on your daily routine?
I heard you get banned in germany for using the APK, is this true? If not Im getting it atm.
Fucking release it nintendo, I want to walk around in the 90 degree weather, get disconnected, and find shit pokemon. This wait is killing me.
>>344072923
The realism is too much
>>344071303
That would actually be pretty fucking amazing.
They could even pay some guy to drive his truck around the world.
>>344072323
I'm off for a whole week so I'm trying to drive around and stuff but I'm not too sure where to go. Also I seem to be having the server issue as well. I also heard we might get a release today.
>>344072779
This is literally how it's been all day for me
Does this have some sort of FAST sensor? Can i just mobility scooter about to avoid walking?
>>344070538
so it's not free to play at all
into the trash it goes
>>344072923
I'm most excited about the all the stupid pictures this will bring
>>344072728
I'm in germany and I've been playing a lot, everythings fine so far
>>344073090
People've been saying 10EST so I'm hoping it'll be live tonight.
I've got shit to do for school so I havne't downloaded the apk. If it's not out by Saturday though I think I'm going to just download it
>>344070538
FUUUUU
>>344069075
I've had AT&T, Sprint, Verizon, and Straighttalk at some point in my life.
NONE of those have as solid of a connection inside the store as outside.
>>344073281
nothing is free but death and your mompreferably in that order
>>344073313
>>344073243
From what I experienced as long as you are going under 30 or so you'll be fine and continue to run into Pokemon.
Servers down?
I wanted to make an account without having to tie it to google shit.
>>344073243
>mobility scooter about to avoid walking
Jesus christ you fat fuck
>tfw you find an absol at the 9/11 memorial.
>>344067114
>>344066583
>playing a 3D AR game
>15% battery
>Bluetooth on
He asked for it.
>>344073707
i caught a pokemon while driving on the freewayi had to drive with my knees
WHY CAN'T I DOWNLOAD IT YET
I LIVE IN SAN ANTONIO AND IM PISSED
>imagine all the lewd pictures that will come from this, people with there dicks in the shot and a pikachu, girls posting lewds of themselves with fucking gengars and shit
mark my words, this will become a thing
>>344074115
I'm down for some gengar fucking
>>344074026
Shiloh is that you?
>>344074305
Ben?
>>344074305
who?
>>344074026
not offically released in us yet. Which annoys me as I went full retard and went ios
>>344074115
>people with there dicks in the shot
Looks like I found something to do this week.
>out jogging specifically for this shit
>"Can't reach GPS signal" popping and disappearing each 3 seconds
>reach PokéSpot
>can't load any shit items
>mfw servers down message
America when?
>>344074451
9CST apparently
>>344074115
Post yfw the Gardevoir+dick pics start flowing in
>>344074554
So 3 hours and 15 mins?
>>344074115
It's already starting
how do i find pokemon? i've been walking around my house and there are some pokemon showing up on the nearby box but I don't see any
also how do you get pokeballs and level up without paying if you aren't in distance of a poke stop or gym
>>344074591
>>344074567
>>344074115
Is it like snapshot or something that you can display your pictures or something?
>>344074708
You get up and go. GTFO of your house
>>344072923
>servers down
am I banned now
AMERICANS GET OUT REEEEE
>>344068710
There is 720+ pokemons and more are coming.
Pretty easy job to do. The problem is catching everyone.
>>344073687
>taking a dump in quiet contemplation
>squirtle swims up your toilet
>uses water gun to clean out your asshole
>"thanks poke-bro"
>>344074708
The Nearby thing with the footprints will change depending on how close you are. 3 prints is far, 1 print is close. And I'm not sure if this works with every Pokemon but you'll see grass popping around on the GPS map where a Pokemon will be found. I only noticed it after I captured a Pokemon of that type already.
>>344074805
No, the servers have been crashing a lot, just give it a bit and you will be able to play again.
>>344066946
>>344073458
Most Walmarts these days have customer wifi.
>Urban areas have all the pokestops and gyms
Ruralfags BTFO
Apparently people on android are getting their accounts deleted for being outside of the release region. Can anyone confirm this?
>>344074829
>>344074829
sorry :c
What are pokestops for?
What are gyms for?
>>344075004
I'm totally fucked then.
God damn it.
>>344074829
Suck my dick, you can't make me.
Can't you somehow spoof your phones GPS to be somewhere else?
>>344074708
>i've been walking around my house
>Nintendo fanboys unironically playing shovelware smartphone shit now
I don't get it, just because it's got that Nintendo seal of approval means you follow basically them into smartphone gaming?
Fuck you guys have some weak laurels, on one hand you're pissed that mobiles is slowly killing handheld industry and then 2 seconds later you're demonstrating to Nintendo it is a viable market for them. If Miyamoto shate on your plate you'd probably eat it too.
>servers are still down
Fucking COME ON.
I haven't had to leave the house yet and have caught about 12 different pokemon. Starting to get repeats though. Just left the app open and listen for the vibrate.
>He went iOS instead of android
>>344075234
>>344075150
>that quality
>zootopia
>obviously a tumblr gif before
>actually saving it
fucking kill yourself faggot
>>344075150
pokestops give you free pokeballs and eggs and shit.
Not sure about gyms though. You need to be level 5 to use them and I'm only level 4.
>>344075179
Probably but you need to consider that they will likely ban you if they see you go from Europe to America in less than 5 minutes.
So how do I get this? Saying "APK" doesn't help me, I barely ever use my phone and I only know it's the file ending for apps. Link?
Next time you make a thread, please explain that "Not available for your device" is because of your region and not your phone.
Too many idiots.
>>344075286
That might work, but you don't get pokestops and gyms and shit.
>>344066583
going to DC soon, probably got some there
>>344075234
Pretty sure this pokemon app is pissing off the diehard Nintendo fans because its not running glorious nintendo hardware
i live in a town of about 30,000 ppl, literally nobody plays here i have about 6 gyms in my area i can see that have been grey throughout the beta, and now on live still grey, feels bad mang. ;_;
>>344074859
no, i mean, theres like thousands or millions of pokemons around the world, do they put them randomly? there are different pokemons around watercities, forests, do they put them manually? earth is fucking huge, its like 10 times wow size
>>344075342
>that post
>getting this triggered by a picture
>literally autism
lmao
>>344075150
Pokestops give you random items. Gyms are for fighting other people but you have to be at least level 5 to use them. And you can be a gym leader though I don't quite know how.
>>344075386
http://www.techradar.com/us/how-to/gaming/how-to-download-and-play-pokemon-go-right-now-1324484
>>344075517
Of course they put them randomly. Though it's suggested legendaries will be dropped deliberately in specific areas.
>>344075559
>fighting other people
Thought there was no PVP in this
At this point Id be happy with any Pokemon at all.
>>344075531
If its autistic not to be a tumblr furry who saves the most shit quality gifs then I'm the most autistic fuck around
>>344075592
Thanks famalam
>>344075517
I think they use same map as Ingress with some RNG there and there for some pokmeons.
They said that they going update with more locations and pokemons.
>>344075698
WHERE DO YOU EVEN LIVE, WHAT
will this work on my burner phone with a 1.5 inch screen
>>344072923
>my name is inigo montoya
>you killed my father
>pepper to die.
>>344075698
Iktf bruh
>>344075698
>one house
What the fuck?
>>344075698
That's what you get for living in the middle of nowhere.
>>344075517
They worked with google maps to set up areas where certain pokemon will spawn.
Essentially, yes, what you said should be true although the only one really confirmed is a higher chance of finding water pokemon near bodies of water.
Still getting server issue after trying to log in countless times. I guess I'll have to put it down for awhile..
>>344075698
Horry shiieet
>Pokestop in front of my house
>Start charging for wifi and charging their phones
/biz/ here i come
>>344075234
>on one hand you're pissed that mobiles is slowly killing handheld industry
You're projecting your own values onto me. I don't have any loyalty to a particular platform or type of platform -- I want video games. Smartphones killing off Nintendo's terrible hardware sounds like a bonus.
>>344075826
If it doesn't have gyroscope don't even bother
>>344074708
too scared to leave the front yard
>>344075698
>>344067958
So is the character the same for everybody?
so, will i have to go to the middle east to catch the rare pokemon?
>>344075476
With leveling up it hasn't been an issue yet since I'm getting free pokeballs
>people downloading the APK early out of region
LOL.
Enjoy your ban dumb fucks
>>344068170
>mfw windows phone
>>344075698
>>344075698
Back to the farm lad, the cows won't milk themselves
>tfw two pokestops that are so close I can comfily access them from my house
>already got three eggs from them
>>344076048
Fuck you. Is that animated?
>>344075694
Why the fuck would capture pokemon if there was no pvp? They even have a strength rating (Combat Points) and you make them stronger and you evolve them. There also is zero pve. Catching pokemon is literally find one, tap it, throw pokeball(s), catch pokemon, look for another one.
>>344074708
>i've been walking around my house
Jesus Christ anon
Made it back in lol
>>344074757
Assuming you mean Snapchat, no.
There is a built in screenshot function, though, you just can't share them in the app.
I'm so glad to live in a city for once.
>>344076023
i have friends in the middle east, (dubai specifically), they literally have the same pokemon that I have here in SoCal. That's really dumb.
>>344076045
I did that. Still waiting for my ban, just captured Cubone, Venonat and Paras.
>>344076128
If i said no, would you believe me?
>server wipe
>name I used is taken
If you are going to wipe the servers then wipe the names too.
Amerifag here (New York City) Just installed the app off some shady site last night and spent a couple of hours playing the game this morning. There's no tutorial, so I was pretty much standing outside in the hot ass sun trying to figure out wtf to do. Eventually I figured out that I had to walk to the points of interest and collect shit.
How the fuck do I find pokemon the correct way? I keep walking to these spots on the map where little blades of grass would be shown floating in the air, but no fucking pokemon show up... I keep pressing the little icon on the bottom right and then I select the pokemon that I want to find (it's grayed out because I haven't discovered it yet?) I kept selecting the grey'd out bulbasaur and krabby thinking that when I walk over to the blades of grass, it will turn into a pokemon that will try to engage me or something, but nothing ever happened (yes I closed and re-opend the app). after 30 min of walking and collecting items from the points of interest, I finally found a DODUO! And then I found another....and another..and another...and another..........Again through trial and error I figured out that you'll only get REAL pokemon to come to you if you use and item called incense that attract them to you
The battle system is complete shit, again, no tutorial. I stood out there in the sweltering heat fighting a pokemon at one of the gyms. I lost every single time. It was only after I was down to my last doduo that I fucking realized i was supposed to be moving my pokemon around and fight it myself, instead of thinking they would fight on their own. In the end i still lost after the gym's rattata hit each one of my doduo's only three times.
Also, there's literally one guy who owns all the gyms around my area. I know this game isn't out in the states yet officially, but still, this guy "coolkid" walked some fucking miles to conquer every gym he came across. (I guess they were vacant to begin with since no one knows about this game).
tfw ios
>>344076045
Nobody's getting banned
>>344076304
>friends in dubai
Orc detected
So what pokemon are confirmed in GO? All of them? Will we see pic related in a school district?
>>344076292
>>344075815
>>344075863
>>344075865
>>344075867
>>344075924
>>344076017
>>344076062
>>344076072
Lets just look around shall we?
>>344066583
Still so Burgerland release.
>>344076540
Gen1 right now, more added eventually. Once shits done being on fire.
>>344076540
I hope not, I REALLY don't want to whip my cock out in a school district.
It must be good to live in a city were you can leave home with your phone on your hand without fear of being mugged
>>344068127
>someone talks shit about murika supermarket
>le tiny american jimmies get beyond rustled
>call him yuropoor because obviously americans aren't way poorer than even the romanians on average
>oh wait they are
>merikan tears
PEOPLE ARE GETTING BANNED FOR PLAYING OUT OF REGION
THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL
PLAY AT YOUR OWN RISK
>>344076571
F
Proton, I wouldn't bother downloading it if you're not the type of person who gets out of the house regularly. It's basically a glorified jogging app, which is cool for people who exercise and shit, but if not you aren't gonna get much out of it.
Personally I think the Pokemon GO thing will be short lived - due to you can only really catch a certain amount of Pokemon in your area, the combination of not actually being able to catch-em-all and just the novelty wearing off over time in general will mean only the most dedicated (or autistic if you want to put it that way) will still be bothering with it.
>>344076506
iktf
>>344076571
And I thought I had it bad.
I'm sorry, anon.
>>344076484
Stop being literally autistic and you'd be fine. The game doesn't need a tutorial because it doesn't need to hold your hand for simple ass gameplay that is not complicated in literally any way.
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS GAME NOT OUT ON THE USA APP STORE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
need to see a picture of jinx in the ghetto right now
>cp59 weedle
THE ALPHA
>>344076816
Don't you have a wife to defend from refugees Eurocuck?
>>344076782
I live in a predominately black city and i'm white, I walk around the city by myself all the time and haven't been mugged. Grow a fucking pair of balls.
According to the 2010 U.S. Census:[12]
73.4% Black/African American
22.3% White
0.2% Native American
1.0% Asian
0.0% Native Hawaiian or Pacific Islander
1.0% Two or more races
2.1% Other races
3.6% Hispanic or Latino (of any race)
>>344076571
I'm positive the place I used to live would have looked like that.
Rural living is nice, but if you want to vidya out there you're shit out of luck.
>>344076427
Yes
TO EVERYONE STILL GETTING SERVER ERRORS
MAKE A NEW GMAIL ACCOUNT AND TRY LOGGING IN
THERE APPEARS TO BE A GAMEBREAKING BUG WHERE IF YOU CLOSE OUT OF THE GAME WHILE IT'S LOADING, ALL ATTEMPTS TO LOG IN AGAIN WILL BE PERMANENTLY MET WITH SERVER ERRORS
>>344076931
Prove it.
>>344077137
no.
i've been logging in the same gmail account. you just have to keep trying.
>>344077137
ugh im not creative enough to think of a new unused name
>all these androidfags laughing at iOS users for having the app a few days early
Are Androidfags the Sonyggers of the mobile market?
Sent from my iPhone
>>344077232
Not that guy, but I tried it over 50 times and nothing
>>344077137
Like actual server errors? or just the "Servers are full" screen?
>unironically playing mobileshit
Is this the fabled neo-/v/ I've heard so much about?
>>344076484
How the fuck did you even play the pokemon games then? They're more complicated and there's no tutorial either
>>344077137
Logging in from a trainer club account works as well
>>344077392
The "experiencing server issues" screen.
Just found my first rival gym
>>344074026
Andy San is that you??
>>344077338
Androidfags are the PC to everyone else's consoles actually. Get fukd console shit
>>344077137
No asslord. It's server load clogging up the pipes. Only Australia and New Zealand are supposed to be on right now.
>>344077338
If it were iOS that had this first, it would be the same reactions only flipped.
Same thing happened when Fallout Shelter was released on iOS first.
Just fags being fags
>the legendary pokemon is in the one place you don't want to go
>a womans restroom
wat do
>>344076782
Fucking this. Can't leave home without hearing about constant breakins from neighbors.
When does it come out in EU?
>tfw weak ass pokemon
>>344077394
>calling it neo-/v/
holy shit is this the fabled summer i've heard so much about?
>>344077478
what the shit is the gym? what do you do? is it a real person's house? that's fucked up
>>344077504
I literally just tried it and it allowed me in when I made a new account while my old one is still locked out.
I wouldn't be telling you if I didn't verify it myself.
>>344073960
Your one of the idiots that represent why this whole this is a bad idea
>>344077587
Go in.I used the women's bathroom at work the other day because I was nearly shitting myself and the janitor was cleaning the men's.
I was terrified I'd be found and shot
>>344066583
Went hiking up in the hills caught a moltres
>>344077460
Holy shit, that glitch just may be legit.
I can't login to any account that I've used already, but it just let me in when I chose a google account I haven't used yet.
Fucking stupid
>>344077587
Stop being a bitch and be a fucking Pokemon Trainer.
>pokemon I want is inside mcdonalds
I am fucking never stepping foot in mcdonalds
this is horseshit
>>344077084
>call americans small-jimmied
>one brave american rolls out of his mtn. Dew-soaked recliner
>"r-refugers! ronald mcdonald was right!"
>he slips on a moldy bigmac and breaks his nose
>doesn't have health insurance, goblin face for life
>>344077676
Are you retarded? You don't physically have to walk to the gym you just need your pulse to hit it.
When you see a rival gym you can fight them twice to take it from the owner.
>>344077760
>caught a moltres
Post the proof.
Just found out what those sensor things are. They are pokemon.
>>344077492
>having friends and being social on iPhone
>PC lurker using an android and always being the app market afterthought
Makes sense. Say hi to the Windows marketplace for me
lil shit thinks he can just walts in here
>>344077097
Do you live in Baltimore?
>>344077460
>>344077818
I'm going to uninstall and restart my phone. I'll report back if it starts working.
>>344078037
my sides
>>344077897
Ok then you're never fucking getting the pokemon. Stay dumb, loser
>>344078037
>>344077957
how do i printscreen on my phone
>>344078037
>instead of at home go to public place
>take out weapon
>shoot pokemon
>>344078098
Will be anticipating your report, Captain
>>344078037
this gone be an epockk neu meem
>>344066583
So wait, does the apk for Pokemon Go work as the actual live version?
>>344078037
It's your right as an American
>>344077047
Fuck I live 30 min from Detroit. Gonna risk getting shot for some pokes.
>>344071256
Lidl here in my town has a bunch of shelves but otherwise it's the same.
so when does the game actually come out in the usa?
>>344078272
Do you have an android phone?
Hold in your power button then immediately hold in your home button.
>>344078037
>There could be invisible Rattata RIGHT NOW in your house
>>344078062
Birmingham. Funny thing is around here black people seem more scared of me and get nervous around me while begging me for money since i'm white.
>>344076939
>due to you can only really catch a certain amount of Pokemon in your area,
How about you go somewhere else then?
US Galaxy s7 edge
why cant I install
>>344078272
If it's android, home+volume down for a fast screenshot, if you have a crap phone with on-screen buttons, power+volume down is an old combination that down take a shot with delay.
>>344066583
>tfw you find your pokewaifu in your bedroom
>>344078567
Idk what kind of android phones you're using, but it has always been power+home on mine.
>>344078561
>US
it's still not (officially) out here
>>344078561
Cause you're in the US numbnuts
>>344078615
Go back to /vp/ faggot
>>344077621
they want you too keep capturing the same type so you can level them up. of course capturing means you eventually have to give in a buy pokeballs with real money.
in the beta version, pokemon were around 200 cp on average.
>>344077686
Nigger I've been able to connect on and off all day. One account. Sometimes it works. Sometimes it doesn't. It's fucking server load. Now log off of that account and try to log back in. Chances are it'll say it cam't connect because of server issues.
>>344068170
>iPhone
>>344078037
Hey fuck you buddy that's my pic
>>344076571
wow I thought I had it bad living in a small Norwegian town.
But I actually got 5 pokemons spawn next to my house
>>344077460
>>344078098
>>344078312
Getting the same error message. Doesn't try to load for very long either.
>>344078742
He isn't lying though, the same thing just happened to me. I have about 7 google accounts on my phone, I've used 3 of them so far and cannot log into any of them anymore. I just tried an account I have not used yet and it let me in.
>>344072923
holy shit, it's like the mouse's ghost went into your game in the form of a rattata. you better fucking catch it and raise it with love. that fucker is top percentage
REPORT REGARDING PEOPLE STILL CONSISTENTLY UNABLE TO LOG IN
THE GLITCH THAT IS HAPPENING IS SOLVED BY UNINSTALLING AND REINSTALLING THE APP, YOUR DATA SHOULD NOT BE LOST AND YOU'LL BE ABLE TO LOG BACK IN ONCE REINSTALLED.
>>344078615
>gen 1
>pokewaifu
Literally which. There's nothing. Unless it's some Ninetails spread on your bed
>>344066583
>back in year 1999
>friends with "that kid"
>says he has a Pikachu in his backyard
>"sorry nobodys allowed in the backyard"
>go to friends house today
>look at the screenshot he saved
>he literally found a Pikachu in his backyard
>found a Beedrill in my backyard
>just found out there's a wasp hive in a tree
I'm impressed.
I don't know what I'm going to do about that hive desu. Hope I still have my old water guns and just rip the hive apart like old times.
>>344078656
Pretty sure it was a standard on most phones and the "official" Nexus series had it set that way, but some manufacturers like to mix it up.
REEEEEE AUSTRALIANS FUCK OFF, BRAZIL WANTS TO PLAY
>>344079002
Nigger leave the bees alone, they've got enough to deal with.
FUCK YOU WINDOWS PHONE YOU'RE AN ALIVE MEME I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU I JUST WANTED TO PLAY SOME POKEMON LIKE IN THE OL' GOOD TIMES
>>344078982
I'd fuck a Jinx. Dem titties man.
>>344077758
That's not how America works anymore
>>344079116
>brazil
You'd risk your life for a fucking Pokemon?
