Try to say something negative about a game you enjoyed.
>>344055309
red dead redemption did get a little dull in mexico
Dark Souls is an unfinished, untested pile of garbage with AI that belongs in the 90s.
this nigga really really should be able to tell who's bad for him by this point in his life
story gave me a fucking headache. everything was obvious.
Rocket League is too fucking effective.
I want to be able to do other shit but RL is so enjoyable that it fucking cuts into all my time.
Darkest Dungeon is really lazy with just cramming RNG everywhere and getting away with it being the majority of the game's difficulty
Every encounter in DOOM feels the same to the point that the entire game blurs together.
>>344055309
Is that a young Ben Shapiro? I feel like that's a young Ben Shapiro.
For all of the item combinations, Binding of Isaac is pretty repetitive.
It's too easy.
no difficulty settings really hurt the game.
and it gets easier the further you get into the game.
also putting a guard on the floor and then holding him up is way too overpowered.
>>344055309
>/pol/ goes dancing
>>344055532
Fuck you beat me to it. Uh...
Okami holds your hand too often and for too long, and rushes to provide hints to puzzles that may as well be the solution because of how blatant that are.
>>344055804
the fuck is this
>>344055309
Undertale is nowhere near as good without the music, takes a village to set the tone I guess.
>>344056030
>/pol/ is having fun doing their own thing
>a likeminded post from another place comes by and they have fun together
>someone comes by and tells them the fun they're having is wrong
>they get laughed at and leave in tears
That's actually not too far from the truth.
>>344055309
Nadine Ross
Bravely Second had underdeveloped characters and a mediocre plot
Dragon age has too many faggots
dwarf fortress stressed me the fuck out
New Vegas likes to crash a lot.
Also too many loading screens.
>>344055309
MGS2 is held back a little by shitty camera angles
>>344055309
Darkest Dungeon looks like a flashgame piece of shit
The ammo system in prime 2 is fucking retarded and prevents me from having fun using the different beam weapons
>>344055804
The ending is too rushed, otherwise.... yes... it's perfect. My absolute favourite game.
>>344056634
MGS 2 would be way better if you didn't have to activate nodes.
>>344055309
Civ V has some pretty bad AI.
>>344055804
>iron MAN
>is a WOMAN
>>344056804
True, you depend on the radar with those camera angles
who the fuck wanted to put monkeys in system shock 2?
>>344055309
Shovel Knight's level design is artificially difficult at times.
>>344056890
men can be women now too shitlord
>>344055804
>we're not ruining your hobby you manbabies
>we're just assimilating it and not making anything original or worthwhile contributuions
>>344056947
yea and tanker starts with the radar on.
and it's only the first time around shell with the defusing of the bombs where MGS 2 REALLY SUCKS. it's just not fun on a casual playthrough but if you had the radar constantly then most problems would be fixed, but i guess they really wanted you to use the first person view.
There haven't been a good league in 2 years and early leveling is really shit because you can't use the gems and supports you want.
>>344057243
I can understand what they were going for though. It was fun trying to figure out the room in first person mode but it ended up in a lot of cheap alert modes because the environment wasn't right for it. MGS3 Subsistence is where they got it right.
>>344055309
Baldurs Gate 2 got a reboot which had one of the characgters voice ators so desperate for money that he had to say memes to feed his family.
>>344055815
although I agree, isn't the point of the game to just literally kill everything and jump around places? It's the same thing in every level ever and it got its praises sung by doing that only
>>344055309
Deus Ex has absolutely garbage AI.
>>344055309
>Aim assist on free aim lobbies
>>344055309
No dark souls game is nearly as good as demon souls was.
>>344055309
Bloodborne
Take out the Chalice Dungeons and DLC and it's actually quite an unfortunately small game.
>>344055309
Brigador needed some sort of coop and more lvls
>Rising Storm
The controls can be clunky at times and it's also hard to tell when you're getting shot at outside of the suppression effect.
>>344056804
Did you say "nerd"?
>>344058429
Played Demons souls after I played Dark Souls 1 and 2, totally agree
FUCK grinding for pure bladestone though, those are hours of my life I'll never get back and I dont have a single piece to show for it.
>>344055309
Skyrim is a pile of smoking shit. And I enjoyed it like a fucking kid anyway.
I guess EYE would be cooler if there were proper weapon upgrades?
>>344058035
Yes, but the old games had fairly unique encounters in arenas. In DOOM, it's like, a handful of imps, soldier guys, zombies, and then it starts adding in laser guys and hell knights and junk sometimes for arena fights. And that's every fight in an arena.
In the original games encounters were unique and often had deliberate enemy count and placement. On top of that, areas stood out on their own more due to unique geometry, colors and textures. DOOM has a similar problem to Doom 3, where many areas are really samey for long periods of time.
Strange Journey interrupts you and whisks you back to the Red Sprite way too often, and the plot is really heavyhanded even for an SMT game. Great atmosphere, flat writing.
Divinity Original Sin has zero armor/robe/weapon variety and the dual dialogue system was poorly implemented and failed in adding a roleplaying element to the game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DT_xSRkF-M
This should be enough.
Ace Attorney Dual Destinies should have moved some of case 5 to case 4.
The Phantom should have had more of an impact on the second case, and the Dark Age of the Law should've been a bit more ominous before case 3.
>>344059601
Well in co-op you have to decide whether your character is a dick who just picks whatever fits his nature or tries to find a compromise, right?
Some of the maps in Star Wars Battlefront II are unbalanced and can be fairly one-sided.
>>344056748
holy shit this
>that literal 30 second cutscene for him to move 6 inches
>>344055309
The segment on revengeance when you play as raiden but he's beat up and has to sneak passed guards to the monsoon fight breaks the rules of the game and forces stealth which is fucking gay because you move at a snails pace
Muh 'white people are Nazis' fallacy.
Twilight Princess is fun but even by the series' standards it is laughably easy.
>>344055817
He looks more like Martin Shkreli
Dishonored.
Too short. Even with DLC
>>344060595
That really took me out of the game. It was doing so well until then.
BJ should've knocked him the fuck out.
mount and blade warband really badly needs to flesh out the single player. it is heavily unbalanced and gets boring after 50 or so days in. if you don't get an army of stinky shiteating peasants instantly sea raiders or taiga bandits will rape you. hell, if you dont have a horse at the beginning even normal bandits can fuck you up. but when you get past that, the single player is the same shit. chase down some enemy lord for like 15 minutes because he's 0.1 speed faster than you, then travel all the way back to the other side of the map to buy more food and shit. all the tasks and quests you receive are the same 4-5 things repeated constantly. new modules sometimes have something better to offer, but usually are just the same thing with new textures and names.
>>344055309
The regular mobs in Dark Souls 3 are harder than most of the bosses.
>>344055309
Crypt of the Necrodancer needed more stages and less characters.
>>344056212
Oh God, Undertale would be so fucking boring without the music.
>>344060595
>>344060886
He wasn't calling White people Nazis. Hendrix's real life father was drafted during World War II and treated like shit because he was Black. The writing was a clumsy attempt at mirroring Hendrix's resentment of how the United States military treated his father.
That said, I agree that it wasn't written very well. It's kind of a shame, since he seemed like he could have been a much more interesting character.
>>344055612
Max Payne 3 and Deus Ex Human Revolution both have predictable stories that aren't super interesting that just do not form a collective whole in my head.
>>344055309
In Fallout: New Vegas, The Legion is woefully underdeveloped for a central faction.
Bioshock should have ended after Andrew Ryan's death.
Majora's Mask can get repetitive.And yet these three are still my favorite games ever.
>>344057001
The same weirdos who wanted Ayys in Deus Ex.
>>344061315
You can love a game despite its faults. Hell, for all of New Vegas' faults it's still one of the better western RPGs ever made.
>Twilight Princess
all of the wolf parts
>Murdered: Soul Suspect
Way too short, collectibles were a last minute addition
>Uncharted 3
Last part of the game just feels like a ripoff of 2, multiplayer character customization felt like Rock Band tier
>MGS5/PW
All of mother base management, no mission 51
>Life is Strange
Your choices don't matter in the endbut I guess that happens in real life too. I guess you could say... life is strange.
>>344061425
Even more than that, I believe it is the template all RPGs should follow.
>>344055309
>a_feminist_is_born.webm
The Last of Us
should have had more gameplay options, end of the day it wasn't difficult, had lots of ammo and powerful melee. spending time on crafting felt unnecessary
>>344055309
Half Life 2 Episode 2's shitty cliffhanger ending that will never be resolved.
it's a little bare in terms of the game play it offers, especially after finishing the campaign. honestly if there was a game that combined this and dark legacy, i think it would be the perfect gauntlet game
>>344055309
Katamari damacy was really short but still lacked variety
>>344055309
''lots of stuff''
ffx-2
Saints row 2 is ugly and has a clunky cheat system, the crew has horrible driving physics and ugly npc models, payday 2 ps4 never gets updated, red dead redemption has clunky movement, battlefield 4 is clunky as butts, and got hit with the spring patch, mgs3s survival viewer wasn't implemented with the most finesse, fallout 3 is way too buggy, Saints row 4 feels empty, doom 1 doesn't have respawning enemies, so on so forth.
>>344061815
You're thinking of Gothic 2
>>344061815
I agree.
It looks like shit. Like, really cheap.
>>344055309
Batman: Arkham City. The predator indoor levels could be better designed.
>>344055804
Glad i don't follow Marvel. DC Master Race.
>>344062284
>everyone on /v/ tells me that if I love New Vegas so much I should play Gothic 1+2
>it's never worked on my PC no matter how much I troubleshoot
Sometimes God is a cruel mistress
getting 100% in saints row 4 feels like a fucking chore, after you finish all the activities in gold and you get every collectible you are still at like 94% and you still have to complete the stupid challenges like "taunt aliens"
it used to be so much easier on saints row the third
the game is great tho, favorite co-op experience
Crusader Kings 2.
Whilst outwardly looking very complex. Is infact very very simple, with very little strategy. almost nothing is in your control. Just hope you can afford mercs and take land off rebellious lords. When you're a rebellious lord it's next to impossible to become anything greater except by 1 or 2 methods
>No More Heroes
Driving and side jobs.
>No More Heroes 2
Boss fights weren't as fun/memorable as the first game.
>>344062781
>side jobs.
Fight me asshole
Fucking love picking up coconuts and catching cats
>>344062519
I don't know why everyone hates it. I am glad we went far as fuck away from GTA Jr. The game is everything I wanted Prototype to be
>Persona 3
Tartarus can get really dull when you're grinding. I often just listen to a podcast or something while dungeon-crawling.
I really wish they had full-party control in FES.
Despite all other complaints about Witcher 3.
My biggest gripe is the music in combat.
It feels like it's correct at times, but hearing banana tiger while fighting 1-2 drowners feels like a bit much. Feel like the music could have benefited from having a progression in music depending on the situation. 1-3 bandits, simple fight music with drums and stuff. If a fight with 4 drowners spills into a group of bandits, banana tiger that shit up.
Another thing being that when I think of Witcher 3, this song comes to mind. Heard it too damn much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olli46Ixo1Y
>>344062519
>>344062967
Sans is a faggot.
The inverted castle could have been done a lot better.
>>344056748
everyone in hyrule has to drink water that has flowed through king zora's asscrack and taint.
>>344063094
Wouldn't put SR4 as high as 2
It still had the problem of ALL WACKY ALL THE TIME LMAO
I cant find anything wronk with Portal 2 besides that it ends
Hearts of Iron 4 has utter Garbage AI
>>344063138
haha that's pretty good
The textures in this game aren't standard.
>>344063418
What the fuck did you like about that game? Never played a HoI before?
Holy shit, Puzzle Quest feels so rigged in favor of AI (at least the PSP version, which I play). I mean, every game is, because AI is hard. But this game doesn't even feels like it tries to hide it.But I can't stop - it's pretty much my DOTA/LoL
D44M got a repetitive, the music wasn't that good.
MGR:R was pretty easy except for the lol1hitdie difficulty.
>>344063365
I got you anon
It's shit
>>344063365
Goo bits dragged on too much.
Cool shit was cut out (the fall into the underground area delegated to a cutscene) because of retarded playtesters
Co-op was lacking
>>344063956
What happened with playtester? What was cut? I need to know that shit now
>>344055309
Okami
>Blockhead pin point accuracy infuriating me more than anything any game ever has
>Bead collecting nets you an item that more or less nulls the game
>Made me really not want to go trough the second playtrough afterfinding out about rao
Metal Gear Rising Revengance
>Combos can look stylish as fuck and a fight can feel amazing
>C
Demons Souls
>Pure Bladestone
Subnautica
>Base seamoth cant go deeper than 200m, Which is a much lesser depth than you need to dive to get the parts for it
Bioshock 2
>Literally no point in killing little sisters because you miss out on good guy exclusive mutations and leaves you with WAY more than necessary ADAM
Metal Gear Solid 3
>"Hey who's footprints are these"
>Frog hunting
Saints Row IV
>Vehicles lost meaning once you got sprint and jump
Dynasty Warriors 8
>Hope you enjoy playing trough the same mission 5 times so you can be on your needed location 5 hours before i announce it otherwise you'll fail
Mass Effect 2
>By default kills Wrex
Paper Mario Thousand Year Door
>Get 2 power ups and game becomes a breeze
>No reason to bet anything on anything other than badge points because there are badges that give more health and flower points
DK64
>WELCOME TO BONUS STAGE
Banjo Kazooie
>Note collecting in Click Clock Woods
>Skipping tutorial means missing out on a health upgrade
That's about it i think.
>>344063956
>the fall into the underground area delegated to a cutscene
My memory is absolute shit but I remember falling into a derelict part of the lab and having to portal my shit back up
In fact, isn't there some "hilarious" potato glados dialog during the fall?
>>344055309
Trish' death in Infamous 1 was without a doubt the most blatant and obnoxious case of railroading I have seen in my life.
>>344065047
>Get 2 power ups and the game becomes a breeze
What are they? I've played through it twice and I don't remember finding any OP abilities.
>>344055309
Fallout 4 story could have been better
>>344058638
Yeah, I can agree to this.
Despite being one of my favourite things in a video game ever, Kanto was a pretty empty.
>>344055309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohDvQGGZzfI
>>344065430
If you get the Wario badge, and the Luigi badge, you turn into Waluigi, which makes the game a cakewalk
>>344055309
i don't understand a thing
>>344065849
This
>>344055804
You the cunt that keeps posting this on /co/?
FFS she's the new War Machine.
>>344055309
there's probably not still active servers
>>344055804
>Bendis
>>344066034
>>344065849
>watch tutorial videos
>kill other organizations
>break cycles of guilt
It's not that hard
>>344055309
A good chunk of Xenoblade X's soundtrack is fucking dogshit.
>>344065849
just execute orders
>>344065430
Charge into Power Bounce
Literally free infinite damage
And in late-game its All or Nothing + Power Bounce
Session chains take way too fucking long, and there's no way to speed them up.
>>344055309
alpha as fuck and has good morals to boot
a real man
The entire catalyst for the Danganronpa story is way too nonsensical.
>>344065732
Those are just cosmetic. You need Power rush, Close call, etc.
>>344066605
>2 Damage Plus badges
>1 Defense Down Damage Up badge
>Power Drink
>Power Bounce
Effectivly 47~ damage every round
Add Gombella extra turn to that and you're looking att instant death to any boss besides Shadow Queen and Bonetail
>>344055804
>how did you come up with the character of Riri WIlliams
Well stark was a white man, so I made her a black woman you see.
All the games I loved had some bug at some point making it impossible to proceed (unless you use cheats)
VtM: Bloodlines, Curse of the Monkey Island, Bladur's Gate II, Beyond Good and Evil...
Euro Truck Simulator 2 is repetitve. But i still have a 3 digit amount of hours in it.
Life is Strange has lots of annoying teen talk and is consistent with its red herrings (in that, if you accept what the opposite of is of what you are supposed to think, you are correct 99% of the time). I still loved it.
Bioshock Infinite combat is meh at best and repetitive and boring at worst. But the atmosphere with the music and the art design is still amazeballs.
The is no such thing as a perfect game, it's good to now and again be reminded of that.
>>344055804
The diversitywashing is getting a bit ridiculous
Alright, we get it but does every hero have to be transgender black gay pc fuck
this is gonna end the industry eventually
Getting those music notes and having having them reset if you ran out of lives in Banjo-Kazooie was a fucking chore, glad they changed it in the xbox 360 version.I like Tooie a little bit more but they're both my all time favorite games
>>344068867
0.35 hours?
>>344055309
Homeworld: Deserts of Kharak provides a good challenge until you get the Siege Cruiser.
Then you become a rape train and steamroll everything.
>>344069148
134 hours, last time I looked at it. Haven't played it in a while, since I moved on to American Truck Simulator. But there is nothing more comfy than riding around a truck while listening to a podcast or watching a video.
>>344055309
Overwatch lacks content.
>>344055309
Too many non-white girls in Overwatch. They are fitly and beneath me.
>>344069523
Fuck comfy, I'd rather play a vidya geam that is actually fun instead of wasting my timethat's why I turn off speed restrictions and speed down the highways
>>344055804
>these types of people always claim race doesn't matter
>has to keep reminding us what a character's race is
Why do Americans do this? I can tell that she's black. You don't have to keep reminding me.
>>344063138
is that the girl from h3h3?
The "immersive" mechanics in Dark Cloud really drag it down, and the game would be better off without them as they become not a problem the second you complete the first shop
Terraria falls into the typical trap of putting the funnest weapons as a drop from the final boss, leaving nothing to use them on besides trash mobs
Ankama is incompetent and pander to the French players on Dofus and leave Wakfu to rot, also small playerbase
>>344055309
Banjo Kazooie has a shit framerate and the talon trot sounds annoys friends and family.
>>344055804
Why is it always an established character? I wouldn't even care if she was new, but they must not realize/care that Iron Man is iconic. This would be like suddenly making Goku Korean instead of just giving him a new Korea friend in Japan's effort to get those guys to forgive them. It just feels somewhat hollow and obvious what they're trying to do.
>>344055309
i need to kill fast and bullets too slow
>>344055309
Riding Roach in The Witcher 3 was almost shit enough to make me close the game a few times. Also, the fact I couldn't fuck that one chick i agreed to train in sword play then saved her life.
>Didn't hate the "shitty combat"
Fuck you /v/ it was fine
>>344057971
What kind of memes did they add to it?
>>344071039
No need to get defensive over a comment that no one even made to your post
W3 definitely lacked fuckable girls but at least it had best mom
>>344071339
>No need to get defensive over a comment that no one even made to your post
What else would Witcher fans do if not get defensive?
Fuck the Virtuous Mission.
>>344055309
Mass Effect's inventory management was a horrendous chore.
>>344068947
Going the opposite route in the 80s and including rape and ultra-violence everywhere didn't kill the comic book industry.
Digital media didn't kill the comic book industry in the last two decades (despite all the damage it's done to newspapers).
I doubt that all this forced gender inclusivity, the opposite of what I grew up with, is going to single-handedly kill it either.
>>344070506
They'll change it back in a year or two. Marvel's been doing this fake controversy shit for decades; it just used to be killing characters off FOR REAL THIS TIME I PROMISE or making them gay instead of changing their gender or race.
What's really funny is the so-called "comic fans" of the SJW crowd never want to promote the colored characters that already exist - because they don't actually read any comics to know they exist. It's always "make x black!" and never "hey, print more War Machine/Spawn/Steel comics, I really liked those".
>>344070506
>Why is it always an established character? I wouldn't even care if she was new
Fucking this. Make new characters whatever the hell race/gender/sexuality you want, but for God's sake don't change existing characters because they're 'not diverse enough'.
But I guess that would require being creative, and from what I've seen of this the type of person that would change characters for the sake of diversity has all the creativity and imagination of a brick.
>>344070506
She's the new War Machine. Iron Man is the same as always. That poster is just deliberately misleading for ebin (You)'s.
MGR has no boss rush mode
>>344072204
Did you not read the article?
The combat in Ultima 4 could be better
Also some of the answers to people's questions are a bit cryptic
>>344072340
More games should have a boss rush mode. Gives the game more replay value.
>>344072340
It does, actually. Just not labeled as "Boss rush"
Morrowind's chance based combat system was a bad way to handle melee and archery attacks.
Wolfenstein The New Order has some of the worst textures I've ever seen
Million stab in DMC3 fucking sucks and ruins the momentum on the combos
>>344070030
no, it's her face on a model's body.
https://www.reddit.com/r/h3h3productions/comments/4rchi6/hila_model_lookalike/
>completely removing the inventory and customisation systems was a mistake
>the levelling system was massively oversimplified (IMO ME3 actually did it best in the end)
It's still my overall favourite game in the trilogy though.
>>344055309
>GTA V
GTA Online single-handedly made me hate and lose all respect for Rockstar. Fucking kike bastards.
>The Sims 3
Ruined by bored housewives, liberalism, and over $500 in DLC for shit that should've been already in the base game but Electronic Assholes of course maximizes profit by continually re-releasing features in expansion packs and these stupid bitches eat that shit up every fucking time because it's most likely not even their money they're spending.
>Insurgency
I'd enjoy co-op more if the AI wasn't absolute shit. I mean it's the best AI I've seen in Source but the major improvement would be for them to not fucking zergrush doorways and instead spread out for a better offense. I also wish they would make better use of their environment by engaging enemies from windows, balconies, and rooftops on multiple floors, for an even more pants-shitting experience.
>Alice: Madness Returns
I fucking hate how all of the background characters look, holy shit.
>Silent Hill 1 and 2
The combat a shit, the voice acting could've been a bit better, but I mostly hate all the long pauses between dialogues. Really the only thing I don't like about them.
>Forza 4
Fucking rehashed bullshit - they ruined Fujimi Kaido by making it a fucking freeway on some sections, removed more tracks, didn't add any new wheels, and didn't even fix the fucking lighting issues Forza 3 had - they added more bloom which made shit even worse, like GOD DAMN. And like Forza 3, cars handle like shit - at least without a wheel controller. I only enjoyed it because muh vinyl editor and drifting Kaido.
>SWAT 4
Jesus fuck the weapon accuracy is G A R B A G E to the point that it almost ruins the game.
>Euro Truck Simulator 2
Severely disappointed in the scale of "cities".
>>344055309
Well, Persona 4 is a VN. God Hand is a bit repetitive.
>>344055309
Dead island was an objectively terrible game, everything about it was half assed.
I like the humor and do believe the games got better with each new one, but do we have to keep rehashing Arfoire every main game?
>>344055959
its the sort of game that you that player set the difficulty for yourself (getting S ranks, no kills, no alerts and such)
I can't skip cutscenes in final fantasy x hd..
>>344055309
XCOM2
Impossible Ironman is RNG as fuck
>>344074540
Fixed.
>Lost Planet 2
It's really meant to be played with other people/friends. Getting stunned while getting shot at is kind of annoying. I recall multiplayer being an unbalanced disaster back when i played it (and largely empty).
>Witcher 3
Combat is still not amazing (although compared to 2's it's great). I felt the road to the end dragged on a bit.
>New Doom
Mutliplayer kind of sucks imho. While i wasn't bother by it in my first playthrough, the upgrade system could have been better.
>Warframe
Usual free-to-play gripes. Does get repetitive.
>State of decay
Janky combat. Repetitive. Some player deaths or npc death can be bullshit. I didn't' really care much for the lifeline dlc.
>Dark Messiah
No point in playing on anything besides normal because higher difficulties just ramp up enemy health/damage needlessly. A guard standing completely still took six headshots from a bow before finally dying.
>Dragon's Dogma
Optimising character growth is limited to "hue hue play strider until level 10 and then assassin until level 100", and classes feel like they restrict gameplay options too, the game would be better off letting you use any combination of available weapons like dark souls.
>Dark Souls
Shit online connectivity, boring bosses, everything post-sen's fortress may as well not exist to me because it's all such a boring crock of shit.
>Bloodborne
All of the "human" bosses like Gascoine,Gehrman, and Mariawere shit parry bait with overpowered animu attacks to compensate, as opposed to literally any of the beast bosses where you had to stagger them by hitting certain body parts, which actually added depth and a sense of progression to the fights. Chalice dungeons should've been integrated into the main game better and blood gems were a travesty.
>>344070020
No you don't, we have to.
We will constantly remind you that Ms. Marvel is Muslim because she won't shut the fuck up about it
God Hand has HORRIBLY UGLY levels.
Literally the only bad thing about it.
>>344055309
Saints Row: Gat Out of Hell! is very lazy with its structure of progress. The menus could be improved. Man you can glide forever in this game.
Here's a list of all the games i played this year:
>Mario and Luigi Paper Jam
Toad Missions come up literally anytime you think it's about to happen and too often, though the missions themselves are fine for me
>Dark Souls 3
They shouldnt have even bothered to make the PvP if it was going to be this garbage, holy shit
>Star Fox Zero
Honestly, ignoring Gyro, the real problem with this game is that they made it short, but also with a level select system, that kills that entire point of the game being short for replayabilities
>Kirby Planet Robobot
Too fucking easy despite being better than Triple Deluxe
>Plants vs Zombies garden warfare 2
It suffers the same problem as the original where the content and maps arent that numerous, but it's constantly getting free updates
>>344078882
>"professional" game reviews
>>344055309
i can never get over how alfa that kid is
>>344079375
>>344078882
>>344078170
Completely forgot that I started playing this game about 2 years or so ago
Is a fast attack build viable? All I want is to punch my enemies 500 times in a second
>>344055309
ITT white people dancing.
>>344073605
Silent Hills clunky combat was fine, it was weak in 2 but 3's was fine but I so very much agree with the long pauses thing. For my two favorite games of all time I can't stand that
>>344079619
Not unless you stay on LVL1.
The multi-hitting moves like Mach Speed Jab and Floating Butterfly/Stinging Bee will almost always have to be canceled out because of someone else's actions.
Even if you do manage to get them off a lot, there's way better attacks to do in place of those.
But try it in the Arena with that fighting dummy.
>Wonderful 101's control scheme is extremely difficult to master and some of the shapes are more sensitive than others
>Xenoblade X has waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much downtime between real missions, too much forced grinding, and a completely ass story
>The 3DS version of Smash 4 has more content, and should have never been split into two, have that version on Wii U instead
>Omega Quintet and Hyrule Warriors has wayyyy too goddamn much grinding
>The story in Neptune games is always fucking retarded, always
>>344080115
I'll keep that in mind
I just don't wanna run into a wall with my awesome-looking moves because IIRC the game is quite hard
Grim Dawn, Loot system is pretty shallow.
>>344055309
Legacy of Kain: Defiance has absurdly easy combat, to the point that it's just wasting time between sweet sweet voice acting.
>how many times can I bounce this guy off the floor before he bleeds out?
somewhat made up for by the fact that both playable characters are basically gods by that point in the story
>>344071618
those things didn't prevent the core group from enjoying the characters or stories
nerdy adult white guys don't want captain america to be evil and iron man to be a black chick
>>344055804
> it's an "Anon posts a controversial picture which is unrelated to the thread topic but will still gather a shitload of (you)s" episode
>>344056634
This. It was so fucking zoomed in on your character outside of POV too, so you had to be in POV mode constantly where you can't really move.
>>344080342
The game is as hard as you make it. If you fight well the game makes itself harder. If you suck, it'll take it easy on you and guys will fight you one-on-one Kung Fu movie-style.
But remember that you can cancel almost every move with a dodge (Barrel Roll Kick is the only one I remember that can't, but there may be more). So you don't have to worry about recovery time.
I try to focus on keeping a high average LVL (I think my highest is 4.7, most of the game I play on LVL DIE, with the exception of some bosses), but I did do a KMS run not too long ago. It took me forever.
Gitaroo Man needed more levels and vursus master mode
Sandbone Trio and later are the only ones ever worth doing in versus.
>>344080595
Digital media was the most dangerous thing on that list, much more so than the actual content of the comics, because it affected the very medium through which stories were presented.
You're telling me that a Black Iron Man is a bigger threat to a comic book company's sales than 3D video game consoles and the Internet during the late 90s? Two major factors that directly appeal to nerdy White men who have traditionally been the most tech-literate members of Western society?
Beginning feels really slow and the part where you collect Triforce charts and shards can't even be described by the word chore.
No Poise
they made a sequel
>>344055309
Fuck lost Izalith
>>344055804
Not sure if I'm a hypocrite or not, but I kind of had a positive reaction to the female Thor who I thought had kind of a cool design, where as I find this successor to Tony Stark extremely forced.
It's probably because the left has been so loud about this shit that any attempt from them to include a character that's a minority comes off as an artificial, non-organic affirmative action thing, rather than a choice inspired by story or setting.
>>344063268
King Zora's flows straight to Lake Hylia. Lord Jabu Jabu is what you're thinking.
Dark Souls 3 focused way too much on Aldrich and Pontiff Sulyvahn's plot. I would've liked to see more about the abyss. I also would've liked some explanation or closure about WHY the fires must be linked... similar to the way Phantasy Star IV tied everything up with the Profound Darkness.
The locations also weren't as varied as DS2. Did we really need THREE swamps? TWO different catacombs levels? No.
The balance is also off. Shields were nerfed too hard compared to prior games. Split weapon damage makes no sense. Fast weapons like longswords can deal damage faster than a greatsword, with lower risk with each strike.
>Witcher 3
The awkward movement.
There will never be a good sequel for chrono trigger
>>344082752
Humanity is linked to the flame because the dark soul came from it and person's humanity is just a shard of the dark soul. The reason the fires must be linked is so that the undead curse is weakened. Linking the flame does not eradicate the curse. If you let the flame subside the age of dark is ushered in and humanity becomes even more powerful and curse is also weakened. This was explained in the first game. Also, what else is there to say about the abyss? The abyss is just humanity gone rampant.
>>344055309
>TW3
i really hate how there's nothing to do once you finish all the quests, like some randomly generated contracts or an arena to fight in
>>344083738
I thought there was an Arena in Blood and Wine? I havent played the games tho, Im still reading the books
>>344062423
>DC
>>344062423
Yup. Especially the museum and smelting chamber areas. wonder tower was pretty good though.
>STALKER CoP
Most of the guns feel plastic and aren't satisfying to shoot at all. The RNG on shots is frustrating. Enemy reactions to getting shot are underwhelming. Hitting anywhere but their heads does fuck all. AI frequently has moments of utter retardation. Mutants are underused. Levels are too empty and boring without mods. Too many escort missions. Graphics are ugly as fuck. Pripyat is too rushed. Artifacts are uninspired, and so are most anomalies. Economy's far too easy. Game ends too suddenly and there's nothing to do in the post-game.
>>344084321
Marvel is way worse with that shit. Plus everyone hated sensational wonder woman.
>>344055309
>divinity original sin
Balance team must've been high.
> The final boss of Crash 2 is one of the worst/disapointing things I've ever seen
> Chalice Dungeons and Gems were great ideas, implemented poorly and at the expense of other parts of Bloodborne.
> Demons Souls is too short, the fact that World 1 has four full length levels, while worlds 2-5 have two levels and nothing but a boss fight for the 3rd triggers my autism/OCD. Also the broken 6th Archstone should have just been removed, and rerecorded one of the monumentals lines and no one would have known.
> The forced stealth level in the museum is a horrible way to start Uncharted 2.
> Resistance: Fall of Man's story is a bit too cryptic (morse code beeps hidden throughout levels required to understand the ending? C'mon!)
>>344055309
Metroid Prime 2
Not letting you pick the Sky Temple keys whenever you stumble upon their location, just after you're done with Torvus Bog. Really annoying.
>>344055309
>EU IV
my friends are either console fags or too normies to put 3 hours of practice to get the game
>>344061160
And people who realize that a soundtrack doesn't make a good game recognize it for the garbage it is.
>>344055804
>War Machine dies
>Perfect opportunity to bring in a new female War Machine army vet, a Batwoman-type character maybe
>LOL NOPE ENJOY YOUR BLACK FEMALE TEENAGER IRON MAN
Marvel are fucking retarded.
>>344084321
Wasn't the woman who wrote that fired?
>>344055309
Witcher 3's armor and loot system is fucking trash.
I don't think I should have to change swords more than 4 times in a Witcher game. Same for armor, more or less. Geralt's fucking 100, are you gonna tell me he goes through that much equipment every year?
final fantasy 6 was kinda easy
>>344080709
Fixed camera angles in the DMC series are straight up garbage. Nothing more infuriating than suddenly walking backward because the camera angle switched.
Dark Souls' story could have been a little better explained. I had no idea what the fuck I'd done by the end.
Sonic Heroes does have an annoying glitch that I noticed on the penultimate Team Sonic stage. You can miss a rail just by not sitting still. The rest of the glitches, I have not run into on the gamecube version.
>>344081987It's because she's black
Metroid prime's bosses are too simple and take too long.
Undertale's fanbase is shit
Also hard mode is never coming out
The Bed of Chaos boss is fucking bullshit
>>344055309
don't mind me just being the deus ex of comics
>>344055309
Chrono Trigger is too easy and the devs fucked up when they listened to play testers that complained about the game being too difficult.
>>344055309
Outside of Time trials and Relic races, single player is pretty lackluster due to how easy it is.
AI doesn't rubber-band (which is good, mind you), but they also don't do the tech this game is capable of, so knowing the tech yourself means you will never lose to AI, that, and because items are balanced very much in favor of the player, you can get the equivalents of blue shell and starman at second place
Too many memes.
>>344063302
You have to admit, flying around and running at super speeds was fun as fuck.
>>344096565
The reason SR4 was great is because someone on that development team used to play GTA III with a trainer and realized they should just make all those goofy trainer options into gameplay features.
You haven't lived until you've granite car'd.
>>344055309
House of the Dying Sun is disgustingly short. It's like a roller coaster ride that stops halfway through and you all have to get off.
Secret of Mana has basically no sidequests (other than the desert town thing)
The Snowfly Forest in Vagrant Story is one of the worst-designed dungeons I've ever played and the 'help' you get to navigate it is translated wrongly.
The pin levelling mechanics in The World Ends With You are weird and arcane.
Spec Ops: The Line has little replay value, past seeing the changes your decisions make and the heavy foreshadowing that only makes sense when you've finished it.
Blood Omen's loading times are absurd. I can get over that, especially considering when it released, but when you have to go through one of those loading times just to open the menu so you can change equipment, spells, and/or items and then you have to load again when you close the menu and considering that you are constantly changing these things around, it gets really grating really fast. I'm also butthurt about not getting to fight Anarcrothe.
Lot of backtracking later in the game.
Also the fucking zoo level.
>>344055309
wind waker
the first 'stealth' dungeon is some boring-ass bullshit
there's too few dungeons and the triforce collecting shit toward the end is kinda pointless
still the second best zelda game so far (after oot)
supreme commander
shit acting/directing. unskippable cutscenes.
>>344055309
The whole Lost Izalith
Dragon Quarter is a fucking disaster in the second half of the game with random bosses coming out of nowhere. All my fond memories of an incredible game are in the first half.
The game doesn't get really fun until you get Command+Glass and unlock other characters
>>344055309
SMT IV's difficulty is in reverse. It starts out as probably the hardest game in the series and ends as the easiest.
>>344055309
Wolfenstein: The Old Blood was too short, and Wolfenstein: The New Order was not as good as the Old Blood
>>344096815
hard flashbacks at that pic anon
The AI is shit and broken, which normally would be a big deal but nobody plays some of these mods anymore
Sometimes it can be a bit too confusing or obscure when it comes to recruiting characters in Suikoden 2.
And I hate that you have to win in gambling to advance in the story. I don't remember whether that was in 1 or 2 though.
The second half of Tales of the Abyss has way too much backtracking
DMC4 has the worst backtrack in vidya history
half the maps suck
>Etrian Odyssey series
Everything that's not a boss or FOE gives shit for EXP
