>>344016963
Why can't Kirby just go fuck itself that fat little pink asshole
>>344016963
But he does
>>344016963
same reason your mum couldn't swallow my cock last night
what the fuck did you do to kirby man
>>344016963
Have you ever tried to suck up a tree that is stuck in the ground?
>>344017175
Yes.
>>344017175
he is the most powerful video game character in the world. a tree should not stand in his way
What if Kirby sucked his feet into his mouth and kept going?
>>344016963
Because they're big guys for him. He can't digest larger enemies without softening them up, like Bugzzy or Mr. Frosty.
>>344016963
It's a game mechanic
Or do they become weightless when they fuckin die?
He does in triple deluxe when he gets the hypernova sucking power up.
>SUCC
>>344017561
>it's canon
>>344019447
If he has infinite power, how does he have a health bar and game overs?
>>344019548
He doesn't run out of health.
That bar just shows how many fucks he has left to give.
He's a sadist and needs to watch them suffer first
>>344019643
My sides
>>344019643
so that's why he's so fucking pissed on americans covers
>>344016963
does kirby take a shit at the end of each level?
>>344018945
Yeah he sucked up the health bar too.
>>344019548
>infinite power = infinite life
Okay
I have infinite fuel for my car
I will never run out of fuel
How does that help me when everything in the car fails due to age/use?
>>344020447
But Kirby isnt a car. If he contains infinite power, his body and form must be infinitely durable as well to contain it all.
>>344020575
>Kirby isn't a car
Way to ignore the purpose of an analogy, you twit.
>>344020575
itty bitty pink body
>>344020697
And you ignored how Kirby must have infinitely durable body, unlike your shitty car.
>>344020697
knocking over yarn waddle-dees with that was the best thing in the game
>>344020813
>And you ignored how Kirby must have infinitely durable body
>...Has a health bar
The only person ignoring the facts is you.
Did you know the Chaos Emeralds have infinite power?
They can also break.
In fact I can't think of a single thing/person in any video game who has infinite power and isn't indestructible. You're just being a stupid twit.
>>344020575
Not really, no.
There's no reason to believe that he has all this power in him at once, otherwise he could literally just one shot any enemy.
It's more like he can generate infinite power.
>>344021016
You're just as wrong as the person you're responding to.
Having infinite of anything doesn't mean you can control any of it.
I could own infinite chocolate and not have a mouth to eat it with.
WHAT IF THE ROBOBOT COPIED THE HYPERNOVA FRUIT
>>344021016
But the thing says that he HAS infinite power, implying its on him RIGHT NOW.
Maybe he just doesnt want to be a cunt about it and gives a fair fight.
>>344021247
What if the Robobot copied a Super Ability?What if it copied both?
>>344021254
>But the thing says that he HAS infinite power
Yes
>implying its on him RIGHT NOW
No, that is 100% assumption on your part.
>Maybe he just doesnt want to be a cunt about it and gives a fair fight.
Maybe Kirby is still a child and doesn't know how to use/control it.
>>344021457
WHAT IF IT COPIEDCRASH
>>344021685
>NERF THIS POYO
>>344021797
>entire continent explodes
>>344017114
Because she's dead?
>>344020000
checked
>>344021518
Kirby is canonically a child. Meta Knight mastered swords, and Dedede is perfect so his inhale can't copy. Those two have mastered their potential, so while they are more experienced, their abilities are finite, compared to the immature Kirby with unlimited potential.
>>344019643
kek
>>344016963
Kirby sucks
>>344019643
take all of my updoots! kirby does not give one single fuck he has no fucks to give lel XDD
>>344024440
Borb.
>>344024440
Look at this mad borb
>>344024440
i was wondering why this reddit teir post got positive feedback.
>>344024440
I just finished the initial story mode for Robobot. That was fucking HYPE.
I really want there to be more mech games that take some fantastic liberties in art style and game limitations. Imagine a game where you can use a similar mech to this game, but you can do some more in depth customization, both cosmetic and in terms of what it can do.
>>344016963
Doesn't he devour the midboss enemies?
Anyway unless he has a Hypernova fruit, the standard bosses are either too large (Kirby does have limited size to his mouth, despite his power, or else he'd eat everything and the world would end) or they explode upon defeat, preventing him from consuming them.
>>344021518
>>344023382what do you guys think of the theory that Galacta Knight is Kirby?
>>344025135
Pretty much deconfirmed now that we know he's from the past AND an alternate dimension
>>344017135
It looks like he's been fucking around with Liquify in Photoshop.
>>344025458
Well, that settles it, then.Would be an interesting tragedy story to see Kirby be imprisoned for eternity for being all powerful, despite still being kind hearted and idealistic
>>344017045
>fat little pink asshole
>>344025654
It still wouldn't make sense why an inexperienced Kirby could beat his matured fully experienced counterpart.
>>344019447
>infinite succ
what's your favourite Kirby game
>>344026436
Kirby Tilt nno it's actually 64
>>344019643
What if kirby ate yung venuz?
He likes to play with his food before he eats.
>>344019548
He gets tired and decides to have a nap after getting hit too much.
>>344026436
I put at least 200 hours into Super Star Ultra.
>>344026436
mah nigga
sucks because /v/ generally dismisses dreamland
>>344026939
Canon. That's why he's asleep on the game over screen.
>>344026436
This one
Super Star is a close second because of coop multiplayer
>>344029113
>sucking away the fabric of the universe revealing the darkness behind the thin veil we call reality
>>344026436
64. Put the most hours into Super Star Ultra andSqueak Squadthough.
>>344026436
This one. My brother and I would do Co-op together all the time and man was it fun going off in different directions and telling each other about stuff as we went along.
>>344026436
Super Star, sure it's the generic response but I just had so much fun with it. Amazing Mirror is up there though, I like Metroidvania-esque games a lot & I thought it felt Kirby well.
>>344029805
>Tfw I never had the ability to experience co-op
I wish GBA netplaying was a thing, I'm so desperate to try multiplayer in that game.
>>344026436
kirby
>>344032045
there's no game called just kirby
>>344032978
yes it is because I love all kirby games
>>344018752
Subtle
>>344033380
>>344032978
>He hasn't heard about the recently announced game
>>344021797
Someone please draw this.
>>344033575
what is kirby going to do
>>344019643
>>344030613
where's that gif from?
>>344030613
guys take your dick out and put it in front of the screen and then play the gif
it's fun
>>344037597
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=50395996
>>344037932
Delete yourself.
>>344038038
Thanks anon
>>344037932
>Lewding Kirby
