>The last MALE character you played as is raising you as a single father
What's life growing up like, /v/?
>Oddjob
Hopefully I'm running around and killing people with fedoras.
SWAT member in CSGO
I guess it'll be cool.
the last male character I played as was a pokemon which is weird i guess
I'm basically and orphan.
>>343982939
>DOOMGUY
well idk senpai, maby a lot of rip and tear and demons i guess.
>>343982939
I wonder how this is gonna turn out.
I guess I'm Robin now.
>>343982939
I FUCKING KNEW I SHOULDN'T PLAY FALLOUT 4 GODDAMMIT THAT GAME IS FUCKING ME OVER IN SO MANY DIFFERENT WAYS FUCK THAT GAME
>Alex Kidd
I have no idea.
I imagine I have to wear a mask and be trained in spanish ninja arts.
How does it look, /v/?
>>343983302
>HUUUHNH
>It was okay, I got an A on my test!
>HUUUHNH
>Yeah, sure. When's dinner?
>UGH UGH UGH HEAURRRGHHH
>>343983636
Thanks for buying my game but please stop telling lies
>>343983954
Id have Ken as my dad, so atleast Id be rich.
>Big Boss
I've always wanted this.
>bloodborne
Probably decent before the hunt. Normal victorian england life.
either really cool or really not cool (dead)
is it wrong to have sexual thoughts about your father?
I can't read chinkinese so I have no idea what his personality is like but I think he'll teach me how to pilot a robot.
>>343984548
yno
Can I be his dad instead?
My mc is a master edgelord , so I guess I'll just turn out the same
>Asura
I'm down with the sickness.
>>343982939
>spelunky Jones
We go out digging holes in the garden and digging up tin cans, also he teaches me whip tricks and it's pretty rad
Hopeful I guess?
>Playtime's over!
>>343984835
you'll inherit the power of the wildcard anon
>>343984835
>master edgelord
mothafucka you even play the game? MC's cool as shit
>>343982939
>Doomguy
I don't think he has time for raising me.
>>343982939
looks like I win lads gg
>Corrin
He will leave me in the deep realms until i'm old enough to battle alongside him
>>343985015
>dad, please, at least take off the ha-
>QUE PASA, SENOR?
>DAD
Thank you father
>discuss manliness every day
I don't make any mistakes and nothing bad ever happens. Pretty good.
>>343982939
>Geralt
I have a 9/10 chance of being dead from the mutations alone
>>343982939
>good hunter
I might grow up to be an edgy cunt, but at least I'll look suave as hell with all the fedoras
Just please don't let it be black squid version of a good hunter
>>343985319
>implying you both wouldn't be crying about your mom and then talking about manliness
can I molest my dad
>>343985319
You speak motorcycle?
>Balrog
Fuck yeah Imma bout to get fuckin paid
>Balrog is actually like one of the 5 or so characters raisong kids in the series
>>343985337
Nice
>Ganondorf
I guess i have a vendetta againts hyrule in the past for killing my dad
In the future probably i was a sub-boss in ganon's tower
Or dorf himself kill meOr throwed into the gerudo rape dungeon
>The guy from Downwell
I have no idea.
Either having fun with heist with papa hog and uncle Junkrat or my dad is in prison
I too had Big Boss. But guys leta be honest. He would'nt be around. You'd grow up with babysitters and nanny's all your life
But on your 18th birthday he'd arrive and say "Kept you wa8ing huh?"
This is very very bad
>>343983326
You and me both
>>343984835
At least my dad's not a door!
>>343985502
What happened to Stocke's face?
>>343982939
>my monster hunter
He takes me to kill a lot of shit and teaches me how to fashion them into clothes and tools.
>>343983187
You spend most of your time in your room and only get let out to fight other neighborhood kids.
Uhhh, well I immagine it'd be entertaining to hear him nagging at me.
>Mercenary from RoR
I imagine it's hard since he's squishy as fuck
I'm gonna have the coolest technology to play with and wield a fuckin battle axe until I get swarmed by skaven and ripped apart before his eyes.
>>343982939
my slayer from toukiden
i hope i get ss'd by hatsuho or nagi
I want to cuddle my dad.
D... Dad?
I'm fucked.
>>343984548
Not when he looks like that.
>Dead Rising 2: OTR
Not too different, aside from the profession
>>343985502
god damn how good this looks on thumbnail and how shitty in full size
>>343986306
Better learn some bullet patterns
>>343986312
I can imagine Junkrat actually being a really good dad. It'd be fun as fuck regardless.
He's always playing with the toilet paper when i have to shit
>>343982939
Yew Genealogia. He doesn't seem like he'd be a bad foster father. He seems like he'd be responsible, and he'd teach me a lot. (If he raises me here, he'll surely be diligent in learning about my world).
Also he's kind of presented as being a "smart" or vaguely nerdy guy, and I'd like that. The people I've always identified with are like that, so we'd get on.
Of course, I'm naturally inclined to be a lot angrier/moody than he is, so that would be a point of conflict as I grew up.
>>343985502
>Those noses
Dammit I really wanted to like this picture
>>343985435
Why would we cry about Jun?
>Fear is the mindkiller
>>343982939
The last game I played was CK2.
So i'm the end result of a 300 yearlong breeding program, raised by my father to become a master statesman, fighter, and spy?My father promptly dies to his cousins plot when i'm 14, and I must fight a civil war to retake my throne.Might as well call me Paul Atreides
at this point.
>>343982939
>Corrin
So I'm going to get thrown into the Hyperbolic Time Chamber and only get to see my parents once every few years when they feel like giving a fuck about me?
Pretty horrible desu, at least I get to be a bitching deer dragon though
>Leon Kennedy
He's basically never home, and when he does come back he tells me he has to go out again soon to hunt for some Asian poon. Fridge is also full of fucking eggs and fish.
>>343986986
>>343986938
Brilliant timing anon.
He may be a manlet, but he beat the most powerful beings in the world to death with his bare hands, only to sacrifice himself for the greater good. I'd says that's a good role model.
Well its wet and fishy... my dad is fizz.
>>343987095
On the upside he might teach you his moves and you'll be good at delivering one-liners.
>>343982939
Couldn't be any more fitting
Well, I'm male, so I guess I'll have to take the Trial of Grasses. 30% survival rate, here I come.
>>343982939
HOLY SHIT MY DAD IS AWESOME
Sengoku Basara 3 Nobunaga
I'd be dead by now, I think.
>>343982939
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jGGctcKiek
>>343984104
dear lord the greatest of kekkles
TIME FOR THE FINALETIME FOR THE FINALE
>>343982939
>can't remember the last game I played
>>343985861
he got punched in the face and his nose swelled up
I don't play as male characters because I am not a faggot.
How badass is my dad?
>>343982939
>Joel
Will literally protect me from everything to keep me safe. Clearly best dad.
Would Kapkan make a good father?
>>343983269
He'll show up to beat the shit out of you to "train" you.
>>343987965
couldn't protect his daughter though
>>343982939
>CJ from SA
Well, he would actually be pretty cool to have as a dad. At least I know he would always have my back.
Sweet, I'm a fucking jedi
>>343987965
couldnt protect his daughter though
>>343988131
Shit, forgot about that. I'm just going to be emotional baggage for his adopted son.
Welp, it looks like I'm gonna be an idol.
>Cristiano Ronaldo
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>343982939
>Dante
Guess I'll be learning how to be cuhrazy
>tfw E.Y.E. divine cybermancy
>protag from Bloodlines
He'll probably turn me into a vampire
>>343982939
>single father
So is Hyrule falling to shambles after Zelda died? or is there some other woman that I don't know about?
>>343982939
I can't even fathom
>>343987883
My dad could beat up your dad.
>>343988158
>Your dad has millions in cash, owns properties, a casino, and has tons of crazy stories to tell
>Find out he threw out all away to stay in a gang in his hood by your uncle
Everything would be OKAY
>>343982939
I am deeply afraid
>>343982939
>Fighter from Dragon's Crown
I dunno.
>>343984281
He's gonna choke you out every time he decides to come home back to Mother Base. You want to be abused?
>>343982939Utopian.
>>343982939
>Balrog
Well, he seemed to be alright with Ed.
>STALKER
pic probably related
>>343988716
idk Rock Howard had a kind of shit life
The Cole Train.RUNS ON WHOLE GRAIN BABY WOOOOOOO
>my E.Y.E. psi character
>can copy himself or summon 5 lower-level fathers
As long as I stay within the cycles of guilt, I'm fine. Hopefully he doesn't remember that he killed his previous family.
He seems loving enough
![spec_ops__the_line__martin_walker__by_elcazadordeaventuras-d5le36v[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qXmB8MJ.jpg "spec_ops__the_line__martin_walker__by_elcazadordeaventuras-d5le36v[1].jpg")
ffffuck
>>343989074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGkUBmBm8OY
>>343982939
Let's hope all dinners don't end up like this
>single father
Me and my brothers fight alot :L
>SWAT4 Leads
I can fucking see it
>Son, it's time to go to bed
>Just a sec, dad
>SON, GET DOWN NOW
>but daaad!
>HANDS IN THE AIR, GET DOWN
>da-
>4 guys burst in from the front door, all in full swat gear
>scared shitless
>WE'VE GOT A RUNNER
>I proceed to get maced, tazed, flashbanged and shot with beanbags
>dad puts in me in handcuffs
>calls mom to report my status
>go to bed crying
>no points deducted
>>343989074
>emotionless monster
>loving
>Gene from God hand
Ooh boy
Too bad I've only started the game
Any tips on how to git gud?
>>343989342
>Dick Mike
>Threatening BestromanceableGirl
You get what you deserve, anon.
Insane growths plus battling with the Greil Mercenaries sounds amazing.
I was playing that shitty Gravity Falls 3DS game.
I'm okay with this.
>>343989426
>no points deducted
very nice
>>343989450
You play the fucking game.
>Max Payne
Short but Sweet.
>Shulk
That would pretty baller considering I'd have a war hero as an uncle
At least I'll be creative
>Rocket League
My father is a no life playing a virtual hot wheels sports game
>>343989590
I am anon,I just beat the 3 stooges chapter
Leon Kennedy from RE2.
Alright I can live with that.
>single father
hey, that's pretty good.
>>343989782
Play the game more.
You better fucking learn or I swear to god I'll cut you.
Do I get to fuck Mew?
Either way I know I'llUNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND
>>343989872
I am,I am.
Is it bad if I hover in between 1 and 2 on normal for the difficulity?
>Uhhh dad, what's this tape? It's called "How to get chicks to fall for you 101"
>Oh no don't touch that! It's taped over with secrets of killing arts from my days as assassin! If you watch it your eyes will.. explode..
>O-okay..
>>343982939
>Shepherd
Gonna have to raise myself then, I guess.
>>343983293
You'll either be the safest guy in the galaxy or die immediately to turn his burning rage into something far hotter than hell; win win!
>>343990087
Travis would be a terrible father.
I actually haven't completed the game yet. He seems like a good Dad so far though.
>>343990087
>Your mother isShinobu
>>343985438
Man, this is like a bad doujin.
such is life in the zone
>>343990239
>Travis
>Having good taste.
Nah man, she'd be your baby sitter.
Would probably be a shit dad
I mean. . At least I'll learn how to survive Australian summer.
I have an odd feeling he'd plop me in a secret room to keep me safe, then forget about me.
>>343990349
Can she babysit on my face?
>>343982939
>Tom Banner
It would be sick as hell to have fencing matches in full medieval armour
>>343990492
Maybe? I dunno.
>Fallout 2 protagonist
Would be okay
>>343982939
>teaches me how to use a sweet chain whip
>teaches me how to kill bullshit monsters
>teaches me to jump cool
>disappears for a while
>thatwasweird.jpg
>teaches me that sleeves, at best, are for pussies. At worst, the nightmares in the dreaded Castlevania will use them to pull me down into a nightmare hell world of eternal terror, never allowed to die, but forced to wait eternally for my next of kin to try and avenge me, only to rip my own bones apart, hurling them at my own bloodline in order to prevent them from reaching that evil which has bested me. It is now, after generations of lying in undead, hollow wait that I get to answer the questions my children and my children's children have been asking since I disappeared into the cold night: Where did I go? Why did I leave? What became of me? The answer? A piece of me lodged in their shoulder, as they lay impaled on the spikes, here to join me in my wait, and in my slaughter.
>grow up to be ultimate pussy magnet just like dad
>Sleeves are for pussies.
>>343982939
Well, I already grew up without a Dad once.
>>343982939
Better than being raised by a single mother.
I was coddled too much, came out emotionally retarded and a wee bit of a pussy.
>>343990594
I like those odds.
>me, as the Arisen
T I M E P A R A D O X
cole phelps. god i think i might have the best dad ever
I hope my father isn't a chaosfag
>Geralt of Rivia
shieeeeeeet
My Worgen rogue. At least I'll have an excuse to be as hairy as I am, and he'll maybe teach me how to make bank pickpocketing.
>Flynn from SMT IV
Well he's a silent protagonist so I guess I'd get a lot of alone time. Question is if he'd try to indoctrinate me into neutral, law, chaos, or white.
i'm not a jian so i should be okay i guess
is dad gonna hook me up with some cyber legs
>>343986509
and then he accidentally blows off your leg.
>>343991518
>thinking you will be safe from the man that killed his family
>>343991518
Is that EYE Divine Cybermancy? Why is SEELE's logo on there?
>>343991668
well i mean as long as he don't ask me to go into a forbidden zone and have me tortured to death after being caught i should be alright, r-right
>>343991754
i think it's because one of the "spells" has an effect with it basically, just no triangle
Am I good, guys?
>>343991564
And then you get a cool metallic one.
>>343992057
I'll buy you a good coffin, anon.
>>343992057
Sure, as long as you enjoyliving for millennia separated from your body, being the driving force of the deaths of countless souls, and ultimately killing yourself so your rightful body, which is scarcely sentient to start with, can live out its days with the fake version of your father, who kills your real father afterwards
Just beat Bravely Default the other day on the road to AX.
It would be the most country bumpkin life. Me as I am not probably wouldn't like it and I'd be fucked but if he raised me from scratch I can only suppose I'd be down with it.
I have no idea how JC would fair as a father.
>>343986306
Hello Sibling. Did you learn those sick combos?
>>343982939
Everyone smirks to much
Im gonna have a good fun life
>>343982939
Well, the last male character who got a kill in my latest playthrough was Ryoma...........
STOP HITTING AND SHOUTING AT ME OVER EVERY LITTLE THING, YOU SHITTY OLD MAN!
>>343982939
Raiden from MGR. I haven't gotten far in the game so I don't know
>Chris Redfield
It doesn't sound bad at all. He wouldn't be at home to often, but I'm sure he would try his best to be a good dad.
But if he didn't marry Jill, then he would definitely be an awful husband.
>>343993159
He's a terrible father.
He literally abandoned his loving family to become a murder-hobo edgelord.
>>343989519
>not playing through the game as a complete fucking asshole
I'm still amazed at how much of a dick it let you be.
Kirby I guess. I suppose I don't get to eat cake anymore.
>>343993410
It's fucking great, especially with how much of a dick you can be and still come out on top. From pushing Marburg's buttons to siccing Brayko onSurkovto killing Shaheed in the endgame and ''terrible last words''
Even the fact that you can call in G22 as your 'allies' in the endgame simply to try and kill you.
Based Obsidian.I prefer being personable Mike, though
>>343982939
>Guts
I couldn't be more fucked.
Is Yoshi a guy or a girl?
>>343994030
maybe both haha
>>343982939
I guess it's ok since I made him blow away the fucking common wealth
>>343994023
Depends what arc. I think older Guts raising a child with un-mentally-fucked Casca wouldn't be bad.
>>343982939
Playing as Germany/Hitler in HOI4. Life would be fucking fantastic.
>Raiden crica MGR:R
>a gercuck as my pops
RIP
>Total War Attila
>a 5th century slavic warlord
Sounds pretty dope
>>343994209
I mean more in the sense of being hunted by demons non-stop. I'd probably fall behind and get killed eventually. Otherwise he'd be a breddy OK daddu.
Also,
>un-mentally-fucked casca
Did this happen in the newest addition? Or is it a prediction?
>>343985315
underrated post
Well, I'm gonna be a fucking criminal. Tony from Hotline Miami
>Bastard Bonds
>Convicted of Necromancy
I assume I'll see lots of dead bodies and sexy uncles and aunts.
I don't think he'd be very supportive.
>>343988623
nah if kiryu didn't hold back he could destroy him
>Dad, I failed English, what should I do?
>...I should go.
He'd probably be a pretty decent dad.
>>343990196
Wait till you get to the DLC, anon
>>343994587
He'd probably be pretty cold, but if you don't betray him and don't be annoying you'll be fine.
>Reinhardt
I really want to have reindadI wish I had someone to call dad
>>343983269
>kirby
not sure how this is gonna go
>>343987276
30% survival rate is just for the trial of the grasses
You'll probably die earlier
>this fella
If this means I get to hang out with Miss Chomper Boobies once in a while it's all good in the hood.
>>343982939
>German soldier in Stalingrad
Looks like I'm an orphan.
mickey fucking mouse
>>343985319
>implying you should even be aloud to exist
>>343995720
He was a test tube baby.
Alucard from SoTN.
I guess we both bond over not having a mother, I don't know if he'd make a good father honestly.
Despairingly boring.
Otherwise, I can't even imagine how badly I would die.
>>343984174
Yo when you really think about it, Dan is probably the strongest completely normal human being in the Street Fighter world. Everyone else has some bizarre supernatural bullshit going on.
Besides maybe Zangief.
>>343996276
Dan ripped off the satsui no hadou discipline and made his own version, so he also has a weird supernatural power.
>>343987268
Me and you, anon.
>>343986843
Damn, that Jun is more attractive than it should it be.
At least my legs are ok.
