Wario/Shantae crossover when?
Where's a gun I need to kill myself
>>343961539
How would that even play? Wario finds out she's a genie and tries to get her to give him wishes somehow?
>>343961539
The Middle East for the last 1400 years.
>>343961539
Keep your Nintendo shit in your Nintendo shit.
>>343961750
Their respective pirate antagonists illegally download warioware microgames featuring shantae.
That's the only already-in-lore plot available.
Yeah right. Right after Wario gets a crossover with Bomberman.
>>343962058
>Wario tearing up shit in order to get like five bucks from Risky
It would be a day one buy ffor me.
>>343962335
I read that as five bucks and it was more in character.
>>343961720
Just use your belt you faggot.
what if shantae had wario's body type
>>343961934
>Mmmm... imma clean yo toe-nails with my Tongue
Which version of Wario though? Greedy strongman from Wario Land, or silly farting Wario from Warioware series?
>>343965917
>>343966332
moar
>>343961539
Already happened.
Shantae minigame in Wario Ware.
>>343961934
>>343965917
>>343966332
Why does every Shantae thread now devolves into this degeneracy?
Are these the salty Mightcuck no 9 backers trying to ruin every Shantae thread because they realize made a bad decision?
>>343967889
>now
t. blind man/newfag
I really think the two series would mesh well. They are very similiar games, with similiar settings and humor.
Have Risky and Syrup team up against the awkward tag-team of Shantae and Wario, each with their own unique style of "transformation".
Maybe it's Co-op. For instance, Shantae turns into Elephant Shantae in order to squash Wario into Flat Wario, so he can fit into a gap to get treasure.
This could be an utter masterpiece.
>>343967889
I don't know. It's why I don't talk about Shantae with a bunch of anonymous 15-year olds.
>>343961934
So is she bored or actually enjoying it?
>>343969401
>this will never happen
>>343961934
>butt pheromones
>>343961539
Hopefully never.
Wario's games are on a completely higher level compared to that filthy shitskin whore's awful games.
I want to kiss Shantae on the cheek.
>>343961720
you won't do it, pussy
hey so uh
what's going on in this thread
>>343970752
pic related
>>343967624
This was awesome, but I want a full-fledged Wario Land-style platformer.
>>343971007
>>343970334
Well, we had the WarioWare cameo and WayForward has acknowledged Wario Land's influence on Shantae before...
Maybe if we wish really really hard....
>>343971108
He's right though
Wario's games have actual depth and fantastic level design.
Shantae is just a shitty platformer coated in top tier waifu bait, graphics and music
>>343971421
nice samefag
and you clearly haven't played them
>>343971594
Shantae has always had hallway level design and basic as fuck platforming
>>343971594
I have
GBC is the only good one, and it's only alright at best. The game's a technical marvel but the same can't be said for its basic gameplay.
Risky's Revenge is rushed as hell due to it flip flopping on whether it should have been episodic or not. We get a mess of a game with crappy platforming, level design, short dungeons, and awful backtracking. What could have been a great follow up that improved upon the original turned into a complete dud.
Pirate's Curse would be fun if the level design wasn't a hallway. They made the game far more linear this time around by making every area separate, but they did nothing to at least make them fun to go through. You go through straight lines for a majority of the islands before you reach the "dungeon" section that only has a few puzzles, minor backtracking, and easy platforming segments. Pirate's Curse also helped improve the flow of the gameplay by making Shantae's abilities be an actual part of the moveset rather than interrupt the flow with a stupid dance.
From the footage shown, Half-Genie Hero looks like they actually bothered to hire level designers this time around. Hopefully this one will actually be good for once instead of just being okay.
But yeah, you go on ahead and keep pretending the Shantae games are flawless.
>>343971729
this
Shantae a shit.
>>343972225
They're not perfect, but on the other hand he's over-inflating Wario's games a whole bunch. The only good one was the first, and maybe Shake It for dat art direction.
>>343972338
Warioland 3 is by far the best one, and none are bad.
>>343965917
>>343966332
can you not
>>343972338
Yeah, I only made it through the first one too. The 2nd one is ass with its minigames, nonlinearity, secrets, AND game speed. The combination just sucks ass. Never tried any of the ones after because Id like to play them in order.
>>343972539
Can you use proper grammar and/or speak like a human being to state your request?
>>343973493Post more.
>>343974969I haven't got much more genie, unless you meant more kip
>>343975438
Just post the remaining Genie you have.
>>343976012
Whatever you desire
>>343976217
and that's it
no more genie ever again
>>343976470
Thanks, anon.
>>343976731
My mistake, there's one more
>>343961539
>>343969401
Fuck...I really want this now
>>343972338
All the R&D1 Wario games are excellent, Shake It is the weakest Land because it has several flaws, thanks for proving you have shit taste and only care about visuals, Shantaefag.
>>343969401
Just imagine the dialogue the two of them would share together.
>>343978468
>thanks for proving you have shit taste and only care about visuals, Shantaefag.
This is so fucking true.
If shantae was 2.5d nobody would give a FUCK.
>>343961934
>>343965917
>>343966332
>>343973493
>>343975438
>>343976470
>>343977192
>>343978468
>>343979306
>and maybe Shake It for that art direction
So how do you reply to things or post at all when you're illiterate?
Should I get Shantae's new game when it comes out? I've never played a Shantae game before. I own a Wii U, and there's nothing else coming out that has me interested, but I am weary, what with it being a kickstarter game and all, just like Mighty Number 9 was. What kind of game is a Shantae game?
I keep forgetting I even have a Shantae thread tab open
>>343961539
>A Shantae game with the visual style and detail of Shake It!!