NOW: KOTOR
Next: Splinter Cell
Then: Jet Set radio
gamesdonequick.com/schedule
I am up next guys, wish me luck!
Threadly reminder that the bath is full
>>343877663
You're just fishing for (You)s.
>>343877663
>weeb
fuck it up
>>343877663
good luck
give me a wave
I went to bed at Zelda handheld
What did I miss lads? How was jedi knight? I bet it was great
>>343877663
Die
Where are the fucking memes?
I am _____ the ______
>>343877663
Good luck on your dwarf fortress speedrun
>>343877663
Good luck, just remember to mention us.
>>343877663
promote trump so we recognize you
>>343877734
Whats her name?
Where the FUCK is Funkdoc?
We need him to save Castlevania.
>>343877635
Isn't this faggot banned now?
DRAGONED
Lmao
Lol
Take a bath
Lol
good lord this is boring
>no Anubis speedrun
>>343877791
misskaddykins, she did octodad speedruns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9MfZjzEbo
this run really has me at the edge of my seat
Do NOT trust, "Alright, I'm on next, wish me luck guys," posts! These are false flagging shitposts made by weeaboos!
>end of the game
>30 minutes left
oh god there's no skips on the star forge are there?
Bastilla is my waifu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiO5QkxoFcw
Do you think anal training kits will ever come back and play Binding of Isaac?
This run is comfy, I like it.
>>343877914
nope only jumping form npc tp npc
>>343877921
>tfw no one but us two even knows what you are talking about anymore
>>343877734
>>343877867
A female speedrunner? Now I've seen everything.
>>343877932
Same
The guy knows his game and hasnt been choking after the beginning.
>>343877635
>>343877932
>comfy
>>343877734
>methwhore
Yeah that blue hair helped a lot.
>>343877984
""""""""female""""""" speedrunner
>>343877990
There is not even anything to choke over, it's just running around for 2 hours.
>>343877914
he only skips the stupid puzzles
>>343877635
Hmm more games that shouldn't be speedrun. Splinter Cell seriously? A fucking stealth game.
Is it almost over fuck I'm not going to make it. Is it worth staying up is there any runs to look forward too
>>343877984
>female
hate to tell it to you
>>343878062
Jet set radio, soon
>>343877984
>female
>>343877754
TAKE A BATH
>>343878070
Having a dick would be a huge improvement for her.
>>343878031
>>343878070
>>343878090
Don't make me even more interested, guys.
>>343878105
>her
>>343877867
Is she doing runs this year?
Tuesday GDQs are always so lame
Who excited for Wednesday here
>Contra 3
>DKC and Marryo
>Bomberman 64
>DK64
>Sonic 06
>>343878087
Snore
>>343878090
it's not gay if the dick is feminine.
>>343878147
I think not, no
>>343878005
>wanting cancer le bath runs
I'm thinking of going to the shop and buying something unhealthy just because I'm so bored
>>343878005
>reaction gifs
Stop it. Get some help.
I'll watch klonoa, mario 64 ds, and pikmin
Caitelady best and cutest speedrunner
>>343878174
>>343878224
cigarettes?
>Darth Waifu
>Waifu
End him
>>343878224
Get some peanut butter kitkats
>>343878174what game is that
>decide to check this speedrunning thing since it's seems to be pretty popular here
>it's some guy slowly running around in KotOR and picking skills in moderately fast pace
>the only speedruning trick seems to be skipping a cutscenes
>the monotonous monologue of the player is interrupted by messages from donators who are acting excited for some reason
why are you acting this speedruning thing is so special? it takes no skill and almost no knowledge of the game
it's just skipping cutscenes and missing all the story anyway
and you watch people like this running around for 2 hours almost? what the fuck
also what's this talk about saving/killing some poor animals?!
what the fuck? is this some kind of ransom?
>>343878281
SuperMeatJuggalos
>>343878224
White chocolate magnum ice cream
>>343878174
So, is she really a he or are you guys just messing around? My dick needs to know.
>>343878257
I was thinking chocolate, I dont smoke and I've been too hungover on sunday for alcohol
>>343878280
that's a thing that exists?are they tasty?
C A R T H
O N A S I
>I missed the best run, the jedi academy one
kill me
>>343878224
Buy some Swiss Rolls.
Do NOT trust "Do NOT trust, "Alright, I'm on next, wish me luck guys," posts! These are false flagging shitposts made by weeaboos!" posts! These are false flagging shitposts made by weeaboos!
>>343878341
>>343878090
>>343878070
>>343878031
that explains the balding
>>343878323
This is a shit speedrun, basically the worst I've seen.
Seeing other games get destroyed in an hour is fun, Jedy Academy was great.
Just avoid an rpg like this.
>>343878367
start smoking, its rad and people will admire you when you quit
>TFW if you were to run a game you know you'd be as uncharismatic and near aspergian as this guy.
>>343878323
>it takes no skill and almost no knowledge of the game
Please be baiting.
>>343877734
>those eyebags
Jesus wept.
>check for mario 64
>fuck yeah we're getti-
>mario 64 ds
FUCK
WHY?
>>343878392
>>343878031
>>343878070
>>343878090
She has none of the features I like in my boys and girls(male).
Its a she.
>>343878392
Except she is a 100% female, for once it's not a trap
>>343878429
Seeing as the guy doesn't know a very common bug on the Steam version, he'd be right.
>>343878397
the fallout 3 speedrun is 18 minutes so at least that should be sorta entertaining
>>343878323
just watch the games you're interested in. This is shit and i think the whole thing is shit this year. only in it for re2 and maybe sh3
>>343878367
Yeah, they're yummy as fuck. have a look if they're there when you go down.
stop smoking
we love you
stop smoking
we love you
stop smoking
we love you
>>343877734
I think I'm in love now.
>>343878453
sick minigames bro
>>343878340
hadnt even considered ice cream, thanks
>>343878374
also good
time to roll off the couch and put on some pants I guess
>>343878479
Is 18 minutes basically how much it takes to get to the purifier, somehow glitch and initiate the final quest?
>>343878460
>none of the features
>>343878409
Who cares? If you're good enough that you're considered one of the best in the world to do something you're personality means nothing.
>>343878385
The smallest amounts of beer, wine, or other alcoholic beverages can easily overwhelm the organs that comprise a cat’s natural filtration systems and can have far worse consequences.
>>343878527
I'm also looking forward to it because this will be the only FO4 playthrough I'll ever see.
>>343878483
good album
So, what are you guys playing while you listen to this shitty run?
has anyone gone over their estimated time yet?
>>343877663
you should be embarrassed and ashamed of yourself
>>343878467
>female with premature balding
kek thats sad
>>343878493
There's something about her, right?
She looks alien as fuck, but damn
>>343878174
>>343878627
yes 1080° did
>>343878571
FO4 is over an hour long, it'll be boring
morrowind can be interesting given that game breaks under the lightest push
>>343878637
>being a weeb
even sadder
>>343878409
>>343878545
Just pick use a game that does not need the runner to distract from it.
Even the "oh wow that jump was so hard but I did it on first try" bring more excitement than this shit.
>>343878545
>Implying this guy isn't the only one in the world who """""""""""""""""speedruns""""""""""""""""" this game.
This ain't speedrunning.
>>343877734
>>343878643
MONGFACE
O
N
G
F
A
C
E
>>343878545
Except that these events are about entertaining an audience and your skill level is practically irrelevant. Just use a "marathon strat" for anything you can't do
>>343878643
>>343878493
yeah, fetal alcohol
>No Oblivion run
this is possibly the least interesting speedrun i've ever seen
so I slept for the past 8 hrs and missed Dishonored, Amnesia and Biocuck
Now, I will watch runs later on YT but any new ""colorful"" characters or memes appeared?
Last thing I remember was never-smiling-trap with solid ratchet
>>343878684
>choosing to not be a weeb
I pity you
>>343878676
Actually, Todd's game is pretty broken and the runner is a cool guy.
Was there anything to this run besides fucking cutscene skips like HOOOOOLY SHIT IS THIS BORING
>>343878643
Yeah, her(?) hairline is all kinds of fucked up.
>>343878684
i can stop being a weeb. she has to live with being bald.
>>343878560
Nothing is worse than shitposting weeaboos, not even cirrhosis of the kitten.
>>343878763
GLITCHLESS from amnesia, it's forgotten already though.
>>343878676
I imagine them all to basically fall apart in minutes.
In fact I'd bet one of them will have a tech issue big enough to cause a holdup.
>>343878789
kek
>>343878684
>2016
>not being a weeb
>>343878281
Rondo Duo
>>343878789
It would help if she combed and styled it.
>>343878771
Quiting to the desktop was pretty intense.
>>343878763
You missed the jedi academy run, right?
Best run so far, guy was GOAT
>its nearly over
Haven't been able to watch any runs so far. Were there any good ones?
>>343878763
>>343878789
IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT
that poor girl
What counts as weeb, because im not sure if im mild weeb or not weeb
>>343878814
>>343878852
I mean I can catch up with runs niggers that's the last thing I care
but my sgdq memes!
>>343878789
Dying the fuck out of it with every colour of the rainbow certainly doesn't help either.
Look at Jess Nigri
>>343878860
>>343878341
Nope, in the story, the girls are cursed, those who are cursed grow dicks on their vagina. In order to get rid of them, they have to fuck a girl with it, then they're back to normal again. Whoever was getting fucked gets the dick curse then.
So, that's a she
Finally. This was the worst run so far.
>>343878789
probably all the autistic botched hair dyes ((she)) tried throwing in it
>it's finally over
>>343878907
Do you like anything Japanese?
Games? Anime? Music?
If yes to any, you're a weeb.
>time already called
>still fast forwarding the ENDING cutscenes
Is this guy fucking stupid? what the fuck is his problem?
>>343878860
THICK
>>343878942
Why dont they wear it in a fashion that hides it instead...
>tfw almost 30 man and much better hairline than her...
WAIT WHAT IT IS OVER? IS IT FINALLY OVER?
>>343878962
What, that's it
So anyone who likes smash bros is weeb
>>343878878
are you serious ?
Holy shit I need to watch it now.
>>343878789
dem feet tho
>>343878972
He picked a game that makes for a boring ass speedrun. He probably plays this game every single day, doing nothing but cutscene skips.
Of course he's stupid.
Alright, I'm up next. Wish me luck!
>that empty hall
>2 people in the crowd
>>343878991
I thought wearing hats constantly only made the condition worse.
>>343878962
if you like seafood or sushi, or own a Japanese car, you are also a weed.
>dat dead empty audience
>>343878876
Demon's Souls run was pretty good in my opinion and definitely not boring
Catherine run was very satisfying to watch + Spike Vegeta on couch
Donkey Kong: Tropical Freeze race was hyped and blast to watch
Also - Star Wars: Jedi Academy was very cool
how was the bioshock run?
Fuck you, faggots, I liked KotOR.
>>343879018
Pretty much.
It used to be for people who are obsessed with Japanese culture, but meanings change.
>>343879075
>>343879065
What time is it over there ?
>>343878860
Name is Andressa Soares if anyone wants it
>>343878860
i want to worship this ass
>>343879056
>Cazadores
>15 dollar minimum buy-in "humble" bundle
>>343877716
that's a cute animu grill
where do i look for her?
SJWDQ2016 EVERYONE
>>343879107
It was alright, but the guy loaded preset saves and messed up the ending incentive.
>"gdqs are no fun anymore, it's a sterile environment and no fun is allowed!!!!"
>*runner has fun with his friends on stream*
>"CRIIIIIIIINGE, GET THESE AUTISTS OUT OF HERE!!"
>>343878942
>>343879065
This is definitely the most depressing gdq has looked yet.
>>343879094
Not saying to wear hats, go with bangs or something, women can wear their hair is so many ways.
>>343879106
Is demons souls vod somewhere yet
>>343879105
>>343879157
is it middle of the night or something?
>>343879153
By the game anon.
The dragon needs you.
STATEMENT
>>343879185
I sure as fuck would've have been down there for any of these last few games.
I'm not surprised at all.
>>343879189
gdq youtube channel
>>343879105
>>343879065
It's like 6am there you clowns
>>343879175
>"This run looks pretty bad. I wonder what /v/ has to say about it!"
>check /v/ for the first time in months
>everyone is just fawning over pictures of female speedrunners and "female" speedrunners
Need a "kick the player in the balls every 30 seconds" donation incentive
>>343879185
>>343879157
>cater to sjws and political correctness
>none of them show up because they hate video games
>>343879180
It's like 5 in the morning over there. Plenty of times before when the audience was empty.
>>343879168
I didn't see anyone having fun in the last 2 hours
>>343879201
yes
>>343879157
To be fair - would you sit there to watch KotOR speedrun at 4 A.M?
>>343879065
that guy on the left looks like he's regretting his entire life and everything that led him to this place and time
>>343879243
It still looks the deadest now - and by that i mean 2016 summer, not today.
>>343879175
>>343879234
No one posted speedrunners (male) yet though. Not even Cosmo, strangely enough.
>>343879234
You act as if this is something new.
>>343879201
>>343879226
Just proves that GDQ is overrun with "normies."
>>343879185
you realize that nobody attends the event to watch the marathon right? you could literally just do that at home.
people attend to party with their speedfriends and have fun with the shitloads of other things going on at the event.
we did it /v/
>there will be a camera so you can see this guy's 1 hand going nuts
>>343879204
dragon you said?
>there will never be another set of runs as comfy as Lee's one handed Fallout 1 and 2 runs
>americans in charge of being night owl NEETs
>>343879160
kek, fucking pleb
>make your even as SJW as possible
>it dies
>>343879273
>literally no one there
>>343879293
Dragon.
>up next: generic brown n bloom military republican shoot up the muslims rooty tooty point n shooty
ugh, no thanks.
>>343879298
Oop game crashed
Oop game crashed
Yeah it was awesome.
>>343879353
haha that's not true but it confirms my biases so upvoted!
>>343879284
They pay for the slim chance they will have sex with other runner's wives
Eh, you're all bitching again, I see. This happens every GDQ. There will always be like 10% of the good runs, 30% of watchable with beer, and 60% of everything else. I, for one, am hype for Deus Ex, and Hexen, and System Shock, and basically almost everyhting that's going to happen July 7th.
>tfw they didnt have swiss rolls, pb kitkats and only nasty ice cream flavours
bought a chocolate bar, m&ms, beef jerky and arizona ice tea to wash it down instead
oh thank god KOTOR is over
>>343879369
nobody attends GDQs to watch the stream. they go there to party with their speedfriends at a hotel and participate in the offstream parts of the event.
Time for some spicy co-op gameplay.
Can I get some hyyyyype chat?
>>343879375
You actually shoot the muslims up only for a few levels, then find out the whites are the bad guys so spend the rest of the game shooting them.
>>343879287
It's beautiful.
>>343879353
How did they make it sjw?
![stdin_snapshot_10.48_[2016.07.05_07.38.40].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PeaxTho.jpg "stdin_snapshot_10.48_[2016.07.05_07.38.40].jpg")
>>343879157
That's what happens when all the fun is banned
How the hell can this be allowed? The place is literally empty.
if i lived in the states i would go to gdq every year and be knee deep in desperate nerd punani for the whole week
>>343879353
are you new? it's always been this dead during graveyard hours
>>343879382
It's a PC game, what do you expect?
They were still very enjoyable.
QT alert
>>343879454
We dont have enough memes for all these seats.
>>343879432
>I, for one,
>>343879375
also the best splinter cell since chaos theory
>>343879451
Just a ridiculous number of No Fun Allowed rules
>>343879375
Yeah fuck those warmongering republicans.
Good thing we've had the great pacifist Nobel Peace Prize winning Barack Hussein Obama in office for the past seven years.
>no one here
>stream dies
LOL
>A group of people arrives
>The stream dies
>>343879476
No it hasn't. Even when they were in a small hotel room with a dozen chairs it's always had people in the background at 6 AM.
>>343879443
What a surprise.
>b-but it's early in the morning of course no one will be there
Fuck you, real niggas would be up supporting other runners.
This just shows no one gives a fuck anymore about this event - instead of hanging around watching other runs, they'll all be off having a private party in their hotel rooms like last time.
>>343879509
Name. Them.
Stream ded.
>there will never be a new good jedi knight game with great multiplayer and modding
>empty crowd
>stream went down
This is probably the lowest attendance for GDQ ever.
it's just an empty shell of what it used to be: fun
>>343879353
>more attendance this time around than ever before in the history of the event.
>it's dead because of SJWs
Imagine being this delusional.
>>343879454
just looked over at the tv and was- aw fuck some normies just showed up.
>>343879541
Sonic should've stayed dead.
>>343879438
So basically they all just go there to fuck that one guy's wife.
>>343879520
>stream comes back
>they're gone
Has anyone seen Blueglass yet?
>>343879542
You got it, homeslice.
https://gamesdonequick.com/rules
>I-It's early in the morning, of course no one is there
Wasn't like this years ago
Is the Vaati running a castlevania game later THE Vaati?
What the fuck?
>>343879570
He didn't attend this year.
GDQ STAFF ASHAMED OF LOW ATTENDACE
LOW ENERGY
SAD
What are some other great speed running events that livestream besides SGDQ?
press f to pay respects to the stream
>>343879570
donated early on in the marathon, said he couldn't make it
Boy, this boring.
Let's watch something funny instead:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9-JsHIylq4
>>343879574
This. People would fucking pop pills to stay awake for this shit.
>>343879551
I can't wait till the whole thing stops happening. Maybe someone will restart it and allow fun again.
>>343879570
He's not there, made a donation on the first day.
Apparently he's in hospital?
>>343879560
Neck yourself tumblrite
>>343879541
>Wife gangbangs
Fixed.
>cat wakes me up by clawing my fucking leg
>thats ok i set an alarm to wake up anyways
>oversleep still
>just want to make it in time for the JSR run
>come back
>stream is down
