He's getting old and fat, /v/
he's Japanese, he's got another good 30 years left.
>>343866870
we all are
>>343866870
What? Bill looks perfectly fine.
>>343866870
he's getting old man spots too.
>>343867085
Tell that to Iwata.
What if Miyamoto gets put in a wheelchair and then the next iteration of Zelda has Link in a wheelchair and old?
>>343866870
Aren't we all?
>>343867272
>tell that to Iwata
tell that to the Yakuza
His prime is well behind him. It's impressive because if you search him on google you get a lot of pictures of him good looking. He aged so fast, Iwata didn't help
>>343866870
Shiggy lookin like "if dis nigga don't shut the fuck up"
>>343867374
>Old Link
>>343867424
In 2013
>>343867421
I wish the yakuza did JAV game development for nintendo
Sayonara Mamamiayamoto
>>343867424
>>343867497
>aged fast
More like health problems. He probably just hasn't publically disclosed them. Remember that Iwata didn't tell the public about his cancer.
>>343867424
God is punishing him for falling so far from grace and ruining many games' developments. He's speeding up Miyamoto's aging so he can burn in hell sooner.
>>343867497
I have to say he's one of the few old people on earth that has an optimistic imagination of a child.
>>343867593
>>343867424
Nah he has the jap aging syndrome
They look fine and then add about 40 years to their appearance over night
>>343867593
No this isn't only health problems. he's getting old man spots all over his faces, his hairs are turning white. He may have health problem and it is maybe what made him age fast but he did definitely age fast in those 2 years and 6 months that is between the two pictures.
>>343867607
All this because of sticker star?
>>343867424
>>343867721
Age really sneaks up on Japanese people. Hits them like a ton of bricks, though. What will Sakurai look like in five years?
>>343867782
Sakurai was 23 when he learned of the Elder Gods.
>>343867782
Like this.
>>343867773
What can I say, God is a big TTYD fan.
>>343867782
>One of Sakurai's earliest experiences in the video game industry began when he worked for HAL Laboratory, where he created the character Kirby at age 19 and directed his first title, Kirby's Dream Land.
>Sakurai's first job out of high school was directing his own video game
how the fuck
>>343867782
Why are japenese people so damn ugly? And fuck they all look so similar.
>>343868115
blocked
>>343868216
Is that supposed to be even remotely attractive?
>>343868115
Japs probably say the same thing about white people
>>343866870
>a guy who has been making video games longer than /v/ has been alive is pretty old
whoda thunk it?
>>343868264
Because unique white features is probably scary to them.
>>343867959
Literally what the fuck happened to him in 2007?
At least he isnt an obese cueball who lives from the games he made 15 years ago
>>343868461
he quit dying his hair
Meanwhile look at this fucking Tolkien elf.
>>343868262
Show us your wife, anon.
Stress is one hell of a thing, it breaks you faster than nothing else.
I'm glad that that I finally learned how to not stress so much, having stomach pains and hair falling off (alopecia) and growing back white from young age to adulthood only because of stress fucking sucks.
Fuck stress
>>343868521
>>343868587
What kind of retarded rebuttal is that?
>>343868521
>that cummerbund
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwbuilXFWL8
>>343868262
Maybe this is more your taste
>>343868695
It means show us your wife so we can see how your tastes compare to his.
>>343868695
>no gf
You're in good company here, familia. Don't let it get to you.
>>343868638
This
Stress is a silent killer and life is not worth the mental trauma.
>>343868461
He saw some shit.
But in reality theres only so much bad news a person can take before it starts to effect him.
>>343868695
What kind of questionable query is this?
>>343866870
Doesn't really matter. Nintendo's a failed company.
He's got that nasty yellow skin
>>343869109
The only Jap's skin I've ever found nasty was Nintendo's old president.
>>343867782
Does anyone else find it creepy that sakurai got surgery just so he could look more like a shota? Him being a shotacon and all.
>>343866870
Boy are we happy then that _you_ will die of retardation brain cancer before you reach the age of 13. Praise the cancer gods for not letting you get old like normal humans do.
