SGDQ 2016
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Link to VOD thread:
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/4r4pyp/sgdq_vod_thread_2016/
Old 4chan thread:
>>343841668
memes
First for cheating is OKAY
B A N N E D
DONATORS BTFO.
b a n n e d
>just load a save
B T F O
first for b&
donators btfo
>he does the exact opposite ending
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
fuck you
>people bitched about this run
>it was one of the only entertaining ones so far
we need more runners crashing this charity drive
how banned is this guy?
haha ha memes guys
just load a save
BANNED
JUST LOAD A SAVE BRO
Runner for Bioshock will return for Wolfenstein: The New Order. Are you ready for him?
I dont mind saves, but i guess a fucked up ending is reason to get banned, right?
>>343844582
that's what you get donatecucks
>>343844582
>linking to leddit
kill yourself
>I gave you the wrong ending
I love how he just doesn't care. This was a good run.
hahah shes trying to sell donation incentives now
nobody is going to fall for that shit again
>save states
>ruins donation incentive
WELCOME TO THE CITY OF BANVILLE USA
donators btfo
Is this guy our guy?
hahaha windows 10 speedrun, gets me every time XD
Is Maral announcing right now? She's the hottest brown chick I've ever seen
>>343844582
Have you guys contacted BLM yet?
>>343845224
very
this is the new twitch chat
>>343845264
that run is pretty fun though
>>343845264
>>343845264
i was thinking this block would be shit im hype for him to come back now
>>343845264
kinda like him. hes not a overly nerdy awkward cunt.
MAN HUGS
He ruined everything!
>>343845230
>>343845253
>>343845224
>>343845182
>>343845161
Come on guys that W10 pop up was rather accidental and unexpected.
>>343845224
I'm at sgdq
as soon as his feed cut out there was a bloodcurtling scream and blood sprayed from where he was sitting, people are freaking out. the feed of the audience right now is in a different room.
>reddit in the OP
fuck OFF
report this thread
>>343845338
/v/ is way worse than twitch chat. Twitch chat knows they're trash, /v/ isn't so self-reflective.
oh god this faggot is coming back for wolfenstein
only turbo autists care about the rules, this guy showed up, ran his game the way he wanted, and took no prisoners. that was the most entertaining run so far
>>343844582
what happen
>has save states
>not for both endings
YOU FUCKING RETARD
The donators sure got a bad end for their donations.
He was funny and reasonably charismatic, but jesus christ that guy obviously did not give a single fuck. He's going to get banned 100%
dishonored is one of the only legitimately interesting runs of the event
I hope you bitches like SPEEDTECH
>>343845421
stop posting your twitter
>>343845264
as long he doesn't fuck up the skips like he did during AGDQ
>>343845421
DELETE THIS
>>343845421
please stop
>>343845264
Is he going to play on easy again like a fag?
>>343845421
please fuck off
>>343845425
Bitch what /v/ have you been using.
Reminder this kid exists in the speedruning community
https://twitter.com/Nosraef
>>343845289
>>343845303
>hating reddit just to fit in on "edgy and controversial" 4chan
>>343845264
he won't be running it because he will be banned
>>343845309
reminds me of the twilight princess run that had a donation incentive for file names and minutes into the run is a trick where you load a different save or some shit and all the names are wiped
>>343845421
Reminder to report this shit or it won't go away
i miss the bioshock run, how was it?
>>343845215
We need more FUN is what's up.
This ultra "professionalism" is forcing every runner into being either a PCbore or a social retard, dulls most chance of entertaining runner personality.
>>343845421
Is this guy just ironically dumb?
>>343845421
reported your twitter account btw
>>343845443
meme loadscummed with a modded Bioshock and staged Windows 10 and gave the wrong ending to the donators
all in all 10/10 speedrun
>>343845425
It's the same shit but readable, with pictures.
/v/: twitch chat, twitter posts and reddit links
>crashes the event with no survivors
>gets away with it because they need him to run wolfenstein
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>343845490
>>343845515
>>343845516
>>343845523
report and ignore homies
>>343845607
first fun run of the event
>>343845421
delete this then delete yourself
>>343845490
>>343845515
>>343845516
>>343845523
Stop responding to it you fuckwits
>messes up speedrun
>loads a save
kek strike 1
>makes pedo jokes on stream
cuck strike 2
>Gets the wrong bioshock ending, other guy chimes in "just load a save"
>People donated for nothing, donation incentives pointless, rip $3,000
>walks off
KEK
The Spyro run was cool.
>>343844582
>Linking to reddit
>Calling the old thread the "Old 4chan thread"
When's DOOM 2016?
>Bioshock
>Dishonored
>Wolfenstein New Order
This block is fucking awesome.
>>343845421
Oh my God, you are unironically one of the most socially fucked people I have had the misfortune to experience, and I work with fucking Alzheimer's patients.
>>343845607
It was decent, probably the best run in the marathon so far.
It's upscaled to 1080p. No need to call me a faggot.
>>343845421
how does it feel being a living meme
>>343845526
>When people use Half Genie Hero as an example of good Kickstarter games when talking about Mighty No. 9, I cringe a little bit
yep checks out
>>343845607
Made the turbo autists mad whilst being fun to watch
solid 8/10
>>343845586
why exactly do you reddit posters not like this?
>This announcer
Usually I can tolerate most American broads' voices but this is something else
>>343844582
>You will never be able to cost your company 50000 dollars
>My fry cooker costs 25k
>>343845264
I love how much of a fuck he didn't give and his dry humor
>What were they testing?
>How long you could lie down
Was so unexpected it's the first joke to make me laugh.
>>343845646
what about animee
>>343845421
Stop posting your own tweets you fucking idiot
>>343845607
Fucking hilarious.
>>343845706
It's not as good without the sound of the crowd
>>343845663
Don't forget that after all of this he will be back for another run.
I think it is great that donaters got BTFO.
>>343845689
next AGDQ or SGDQ 2017 the latest
Why doesn't speed running on PC having this rule?: You can't save unless the game autosaves for you, you have to beat it in one go
From 1 to 10, how banned is this nigga?
>>343845537
quick, you have to go back so you can post your memes!
>>343845832
-10
>>343845694
why do all of you get butthurt mad about this?
>>343845832
Isn't he running Dishonored too?
>>343845832
He has to speedrun wolfenstien in a hour so
0%
why don't you webm makers have a /wsg/ thread to link to here
>>343845607
Windows 10 + SJWs and Jews BTFOed + Memes + Pedos = 10/10 run
>>343845607
probably the least sleep-inducing run of the day
>save files
>not loading a file with the bad ending
what in the fuck
you cant ignore donations lol
I wonder if this guy screwed around during bioshock knowing they can't do anything seeing they need him for the wolfenstein run.
>>343845832
GET THAT ASS BANNED tier
>>343845882
Wolfenstein
>>343845882
Nope, he's running Wolfenstein: The New Order right after Dishonored.
>>343845330
pics/twitter/insta for fuck's sake
>>343845815
It does. Rules are broken for events because shit has to fit into time blocks regardless of what happens.
>>343845165
What happened I missed it
>>343845832
1.
He's the best speedrun thus far.
Shitposting: The Speedrun.
10/10 will watch his Wolfenstein stream.
>>343845689
Come on, honey! You're a Manilow! You don't need to whore yourself out like this!
>>343845693
>system shock: bad edition
>thief: bad edition
>RTCW: bad edition
modern "gamers", folks
>casually spoils one of the central twist of the bioshock infinite
>>343845832Windows 10
>>343845791
i've fapped multiple times to this anime
>>343845815
Because that would be dumb.
Reloading a save still sets you back progress and loses you time. It's not a magical no penalty button.
What happened to this large negro?
>>343845943
>>343845953
Wolfenstein is just Dishonored with Nazis
This runner looks like the Hunchback of Notre Dame
>>343845625
why would twitter care about this?
>being this butthurt mad
>people literally caring about the rules after GDQ sucked all the fun out of the event with their strict rules
>dude does a run without giving any fucks, gives the tech crew a heart attack, fucks with the staff, and delivers an entertaining run
>autists cry about the rules and how he should be banned for ignoring the donations
Can't wait for Wolfenstein
>fun
>>343845934
>you cant ignore donations
wanna bet?
>>343845934
bit weird how he doesn't have a bad ending save but yeah
DONATORS COMPLETELY BTFO
I hope you're ready for the most fun game of the event
>>343845264
>Wolfenstein
Oh yes
>>343845997
HERE WE FUCKING GO
Reminder zeldafag speed runners are the most cancerous of speed runners. The 4sword run could of been under 10 minutes if they used a level select glitch. Instead we had to sit through an over 2 hour any% "speed run" because zeldafag "muh masturpeece".
SpikeVegeta: Are you nervous about your next run?
Blood_Thunder: No, I've done this before.
>backup saves and miss keying reloads in the run
It hurt to watch.
>>343845960
Runner loaded save with wrong ending.
>Starting from a previous save
MY GOD.
>>343845815
Because that would put restrictions.
Speedrunners come from their own dedicated communities, GDQ runs ripoff sick of they got restricted and couldn't use some of the tricks they have.
No existing save would be nice, but it's a marathon so it makes sense they want to at least make sure they'll be able to finish if they REALLY fuck up.
>>343846017
go suck his cock then. you're already doing it here.
>not even a minute in
>already pulling off some crazy shit
HOLY SHIT A GOOD SPEEDRUN IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
"we're just gonna load a save"
>>343845960
Ignored donator incentive like an absolute madman.
This guy sounds like a real life muppet
Dishonored is like a perfect speedrun game, it's all about freedom of movement and having options.
BLINK SIMULATOR
>wearing a Canada shirt on July 4th
GET FUCKED AMERIKEKS
hope the runner for dishonored isn't an autist
PC Speedrunners don't give a FUCK about the rules.
Based PC speedrunners.
>BS2: Eleanor
>BSI: Elizabeth
>DH: Emily
Whats with Bethesda and the letter E?
>>343846148
How do orcs know what a menu is?
>>343846125
yeah dishonored has some crazy shit in it
Dishonored was such a great game
>tfw a run is fun so people on the couch/running relax too much and fuck up, inevitably triggering hundreds of people who are not within walking distance of a ball pit safe zone
>>343846213
so it isn't a game
>>343845194
whats goin on in this webm
Dishonored is turbo boring to watch.
Unless this runner is a god entertainer this is gonna be shit.
>>343845976
It allows in too many dirty possibilities, especially for loading past hidden saves with stuff you didn't collect for example that anyone trying to verify the run may not notice
I missed the Bioshock run. Is it true the guy everyone liked is playing Wolfenstein after Dishonored?
Also what'd he do/say?
>>343845607
bretty gud/10
>>343846321
an sjw getting triggered
>12 mins of actual gameplay
Great game
>>343846325
The run has some neat stuff in it tho.
Too bad its not the NLG or 100% runs, those are really great
Is that what happens when the pc master race speed runs?
>it's an unskippable cutscenes episode
>>343845421
You literally are the reason why no one respects black people.
>>343846325
That bit where he broke his legs to skip a fight was pretty cool
>People complain about the bioshock run because it was on easy
>dishonored is 3 times worse with the clipping and teleporting
>>343846342
Used a piss bottle mid game
>>343846394
That would be good if the run was 13 minutes long.
>>343846321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j556MWGVVqI
>>343846394
holy shit this game is awful
>>343846329
>loading past hidden saves with stuff you didn't collect for example that anyone trying to verify the run may not notice
You can do the same on consoles in theory. Lots of console games have multiple save slots. And it's obviously cheating.
>>343846321
bbc
MUPPET
MUPPET VOICE
holy shit kill me pls
what games to do it more effielty
>>343846342
he was funny and had a fun run so the rule no fun allowed autists are crying
do they still read donations during the fucking stream? i have this shit muted cause of that bullshit they have been doing more of that stuff
>12 minutes of gameplay
Are you fucking serious? Why even run this shit.
>>343846272
my favorite part is all the runners shitting on modern games and their cutscenes/voice acting/plot that just exist to waste time.
>>343846259
They are the Orcs, they eat with spoons and forks, they love to eat their pork.
>>343846526
for the memes of course
this game was on the steam sale, glad i picked it up
>>343845997
thanks for ruining big jon for me /v/
thanks a fucking lot
who's next
clint stevens? zfg? werster? iateyourpie?
>Game has a large volume of unskippable cutscenes
>Let's do out of bounds glitches to make it more exciting!
>>343846249
Bioshock is 2k
>>343846342
When he got to the room of little sisters he kept spamming crouch and saying "gimme the cunnie" in a cookie monster voice for like 2 minutes
I just started watching. How dead is the spectator area?
>>343845537
don't you got some ebin maymays to spam, brosky?
>>343846578
What's wrong with Big Nog?
>>343846498
speaking of fun runs, anybody see caveman's run of Rapid Angel?
>>343846342
He made not okay jokes, loaded a save and fucked up the donation incentive.
AMA
>>343846618
jesus christ, wolfenstein is 2 hours?
>>343846578
clint is already shit.
he got big and immediately switched off zelda to stream meme games
>>343846618
i heard the flinstone's runner threw his controller at the announcer and called him a fucking faggot
>>343846618
lmfao wish i had seen that
>>343846662
it was boring
>>343846701
CUTSCENES
shit they've optimized the run so much it might actually be bad
a glitchless run with no cutscenes would probably be pretty entertaining
>>343844582
>this guys hunch
>>343845997
He's a big guy, too big 4 GDQ
>>343846687
nice cosmo teeth you got there
>>343846745
This is what I was thinking
>>343846720
>I told you to shut the fuck up you fucking faggot
That part was out of line
>Stealth "Games"
>12 minutes of actual gameplay
>In a 35 to 40 minute run
Why couldn't we get a real stealth game like pic related, fuck this movie "speedrun".
>>343846737
What? I mean sure the game itself looked like shit but the actual commentary was pretty good.
>runner sarcastically says "i'm bad at video games"
>>343846474
Because old consoles have limited save slots you can't hide the fact that you have a save on there that you didn't create during the run. Stuff like quickload in PC makes that far harder to discern.
>>343846720
What
>>343846709
he's still fun to watch though
>>343846817
styx speedrun is just climbing for 20 minutes
>>343846745
Agreed if they do this game again it has to be glitchless
>12 minutes of gameplay
>24 minutes of cutscenes
>everything hinges around the game being completely broken at high framerate
imagine speedrunning this game
12 mins of gameplay and 30 mins of unskippable cutscenes over and over every day
>>343846817
>unironically shilling shitx master of shit
Haava I need some vodka, pc gamers don't give a fuck
vodka, give me vodka, BLood_Thunder is banned never ever
Vodka, pour me vodka, speedrunning is autstic as fuck
>>343846578
>iateyourpie
dewd
*exhales through mouth*
*plays mario maker*
dewd
*shills his shitty streaming tips website*
dewd
*goes to church*
*obtains marketing degree*
dewd
*exhales through mouth*
*uses ironic superior xD humor to get away with his sellout personality*
haha i'm selling out but it's just a joke guys, get it? i'm acknowleding i'm a sellout (PLEASE SUBSCRIBE AND DONATE) therefore it's just a joke so just laugh along with me, but for real, subscribe and donate.
*plays mario maker*
dewd
![GYUmqBAS[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YfXCubh.jpg "GYUmqBAS[1].jpg")
>>343846853
>yfw runner actually is bad at video games
How the hell is he doing that elevator jump? It looks like he's just leaning against the wall and jumping.
>>343846657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl0xb-_SEIo
You asked
>literally cheating
>>343846891
too much memery for me, but suit yourself
>>343845421
Don't listen to these faggots and keep posting your tweets. It's some good ass shit so far.
>can't tell right from left
>>343846657
Fuck sake, here we go.
The ending thing sucks for the donors, but the alternative was starting over from scratch and going way over time and fucking over the rest of the schedule, so it was the right call.
>>343845956
Yeah, in the end these runs' priorities are sticking close to the scheduled time frames and being fun to watch, not about following the rules and qualifying for WRs. That's why runners tend to avoid strategies that have huge penalties for failure, for example.
Worst sound effect ever!
>>343846909
I've not looked it up (Going to now).
>20 minutes
Still more gameplay than this shit.
>>343846951
>shill
Your watching a charity event entirely built around shilling, fuck off faggot.
stop saying oot
Cheater.
>>343846998
is he still into this shit
>>343846958
now where have I seen this before....
>mitch = Bioshock Runner
>guys on couch = /v/
>woman = donators
>>343846998
>>343846775
Did he accidentally eat a watermelon seed and have it grow in his belly?
>>343846959
People like this really need nosejobs
>tfw they blaze past the Boyle sisters in this route
WHY CANT THEY RUN NONLETHAL ROUTE FOR ONCE? I WANT LEWD BOYLE SISTERS
Man, even the speedruns for Dishonored™ are great!
Speaking of which, have you pre-ordered Dishonored™ 2 yet, fellow users of /v/?
>>343846998
so like this is a sexual thing right?
>>343847068
The blink sound effect?
Wait you can buy double jump before the first mission?
>>343847125
Fucking kek
>>343847148
I think they need noosejobs.
>>343846998
but y tho
>>343846775
>>343846998
How the hell does this even happen though? Fat distribution doesn't work like that, right? Shouldn't his hips/legs be much larger?
What is with the pcfats and actually unironically cheating?
Aaaaaaaaaaand the run in on boring mode.
70% cutscenes
29% blinking
1% stabing 7 or 8 guys throughout the game
>>343846891
Yeah nah, he's a faggot and his stream is literally just a big dick sucking fest between him and his chat.
It was okay when he was playing OOT but now he just plays meme games.
>>343846976
dishonored has really REALLY bad collision detection on walls
like noticeably bad even if you aren't trying to intentionally break it
