Let's play some Pokémon.
First response chooses game.
Crystal
>>343840013
Okay, let me download the rom real quick.
Pick the female player character.
Cyndaquil
Pick Chikorita and name him Basil.
>>343839943
Play Diamond. No, not just any gen 4. Diamond.
Patience yall, I'm getting there. 1, 4, 6, 8, or 9 picks gender.
>>343840370
This reminds me.
Have we ever gotten an official statement from the mods about whether or not Pokemon game discussion is still allowed on /v/? I mean, I assume it is judging by the fact that the recent threads haven't seemed to be getting deleted.
Have furret as your main pokemon as soon as possible.
>>343840472
MAN
>>343840472
Grill
>>343840626
gay
Set the time at 4:20
>>343840626
Name time! 1, 3, 5, 7, or 0 picks name.
>>343840816
DICKS
>>343840816
Niglett
>>343840816
Little Boi
>>343840816
mahboi
>>343840870
So, what Pokémon will DICKS pick?
1, 3, or 5 decides.
>>343840472
This is problematic
>>343841148
Totodile
>>343841148
Cyndaquil
>>343841148
C H I C O R I T A
>>343841148
TOTODILE
>>343841148
I don't know this game's starters.
Cyndaquil
>>343841148
Cyndaquil
>>343841148
Totodile
>>343841148
Chicorita
>>343841148
chikorita that you drop as soon as you catch another mon
>>343841148
>>343841148
>>343841148
wow such meme powewr
>>343841148
Cyndaquil
>>343841148
water bitch
>>343841148
Totodile
If dubs OP switches to Emerald and smashes with Mudkip.
>>343841297
ROLLINGGGGGGG FOR CHICORITA
>>343841148
Totodile
>>343841425
NOOOOOOOO
>>343841425
FUCK
Restart op
>>343841425
What will our new shitmon's name be?
>>343841617
fuckleaf
>>343841617
Hey retard, you forgot to give conditions for a win.
Name it Emerson.
>>343841617
420blazeit
>>343841617
CHIKOBITCH
>>343841617
fugboi
>>343841682
Maybe there was no condition, did you think of that, you retard?
>>343841769
Well did you think of this, retard?
*unzips dick*
>>343841662
I forgot to ask for a number since I'm retarded, so Fuckleaf it is. I'll check back what Pokémon to catch once I get Pokeballs.
>>343841617
tentacleporn
>>343841903
I truly am retarded. How could I forget something so critical? What will best rival's name be?
>>343842291
moot
>>343842291
???
>>343842314
Second this
>>343842291
PUSSY
>>343842314
Once again, first come first serve, so moot it is. What Pokémon will we catch first?
Moot
>>343842291
???
>>343842501
mareep
>>343842501
shiny pidgey
>>343842501
rattata
>>343842587
You can't get Mareep in Crystal unfortunately. 1, 3, 5, or 8 decides our first feral slave.
>>343842773
pidgey
>>343842773
Zubat
>>343842773
rattata
>>343842773
Spinarak on the next route
>>343842773
>you can't get mareep in crystal
wtf gamefreak
fine then woop--
>>343842863
nigga you dun fucked up
>>343842863
Welp. What do we name this second shitmon? 4, 6, or 7 decides.
>>343843015
balls
>>343842863
Who votes Youngster Joey run?
>>343843015
Parappa
>>343843015
fugboi
>>343843015
BIDOOF
>>343843146
Now that we have a Pokémon caught, I'd like to introduce a new rule.
Trips can release Pokémon.
Any other Pokémon you'd like to see be caught before the first Gym Leader? I'll do a move by move decision for Gym Leaders, but I
>>343843389
but I don't think you all want to see that for every single battle. 9 or 0 decides one other Pokémon before Gym 1.
>>343843389
I thought /v/ doesn't have gets anymore?
>>343843389
Catch another ratatta
>>343843389
SPINARAK
>>343839943
>>343840013
>mfw when 1st post is pinball
you had one job
>>343843508
Compromise
/v/ picks every other move
>>343843508
No more pokes, go fight Falkner
>>343843389
Ledyba
>>343843606
Reroll
>>343843508
Unown
>>343843864
I SAID FIGHT FALKNER
>>343843389
WE SPROUT TOWER BOYS.
>>343844191
Lolno.
What kind of protagonist doesn't have 3 Mon by the first gym?
Hoothoot
>>343841148
Pikachu
Zubat
>>343844329
Gastly then?
>>343841148
Toto
>>343844329
Here we are! Falkner's first Pokémon out is Pidgey. We have Bidoof leading for some fucking reason. What's the first move?
>>343844402
One named dicks.
2v2 PIGDEY+PIDGEOTOOvFUCKLEAF+BIDOOF
>>343844834
Tackle
>>343844329
I think Ghastlys are here, catch one senpai.
>>343840534
Yes. /vp/ is officially a containment board for Pokemon GENERALS. Regular Pokemon threads technically can go on either board.
>>343844980
Rip Pokémon General
>>343844905
I spammed Tackle until Pidgey fainted. Do we switch out? 1, 2, 4, 6, 8, or 0 decides.
>>343845124
No. Keep up the pressure!
>>343845124
sacrifice chikorita for bidoofs gain
>>343845124
Nah
>>343845254
I'mma go with you since the other winrar was retarded. Bidoof stays in and is now officially higher level then Fuckleaf!
>>343840534
/vp/ was created in response to a tidal wave of furshit/waifu threads that accompanied HG/SS. Actual game discussion threads have never been banned just because a pokemon board exists
>>343845438
my /v/ plays Fire Emblem 7 kicked in OP but regardless, pidgeotto is going to fuck shit up
>>343845438
I used Tackle, which got a critical. Next move is decided by 6,7, 8, 9, 0, or 2. Move choice is Quick Attack or Tackle.
>>343845642
>Quick Attack
>>343845642
If he's faster than you then quick attack although he just might heal instead
>>343845642
USE TAIL WHIP
>>343845768
He used Gust which got the critical on us. 1, 4, 6, 7, or 0 decides what we do next. We can either switch, use a potion, or attack again like a fuckin idiot.
>>343845975
Switch
>>343845975
quick attack!
>>343845975
A switch
>>343845975
Another Quick Attack. Going to kill it based on the bars.
>>343846147
What now? 7, 8, 9, 0, 1, or 3 decides.
>>343845975
Quick attack
>>343846147
you fucker, we could've totally wrecked his shit
>>343846358
Use debuff move
>>343846358
RUN
>>343846381
Lol was late on that not fucking retarded
Use a tackle
>>343846523
There's no running from a trainer battle!
>>343846523
IT DIDN'T FUCKING WORK OH SHIT
>>343846642
tackle
>>343846358
Tackle or some shit since grass is fucked against it
>>343846681
Oh no. 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, or 8 decides next move.
>>343846814
tackle again
>>343846814
Tackle
>>343846864
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
8, 9, 0, 6, 7, 1, 2, or 3 decides.
>>343846814
Tackle'll finish it off, but flex and use razor leaf
>>343846994
Quick Attack Doof
>>343846994
Use BIDOOF and QA his shit up
>>343846994
USE BIDOOF
QUICK ATTACk
>>343847043
HE FUCKIN DID IT
>>343846994
Quick attack
>>343847165
Praise the lord above
>>343847246
It was fate.
>>343847165
New badge in hand, do we take the egg? If yes, I'll speed up and run around until it hatches. 1, 2, 3, 6, 8, 9, or 0 decides.
>>343847387
take it
>>343840534
Of course it is. There is no global rule 15 for pokemon. Retards delude themselves into thinking that pokemon as a whole isn't allowed on /v/. Threads are almost always deleted only because someone starts posting furshit, not because it's not allowed.
>>343847387
Fuck yeah take that shit and actually train that shit when it hatches
>>343847387
DO IT
>>343847440
What do we name it? 1, 2, 5, 6, or 0 decides.
>>343847165
fucking nice
>>343847693
WEED MAN
>>343847693
fugboi
>>343847693
TinyMiracl
>>343847876
TinyMiracl in hand, where do we go first? Ruins of Alph or the next route? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, and 9 decide.
>>343848106
ruins of alph
>>343848181
Guess we'll go fuck up some Unown to level up TinyMiracl. 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, or 0 decides what level we stop grinding up at. Nothing above 17.
>>343848342
At least get them all to 12
>>343848342
fuck you, level 18
>>343848342
14
Turn on the radio and listen to them tunes while we're at it.
>>343848342
Release fuckleaf or use it as an HM whore for cut
>>343848703
>releasing your starter
Bruh.....
make a twitch stream nigger faggot
>>343849039
no thanks
Twitch streams are cancer 2bh
Moved on to the route since it was more beneficial to grind here then at Ruins of Alph. I'm going to continue to grind here until TinyMiracl is at 12 or 13 like the others are now. He's already at Lv. 9
REMOVE
CHIKORITA
I like this thread. Usually when you post a thread that has its own board or general it's a lot better. Maybe the dedicated community is just shit
>>343849115
We Union Cave now bois
TinyMiracl is now at level 12, Bidoof 13, and Fuckleaf 14. Any Pokémon we should catch here? 1, 2, 5, 7, 8, or 0 decide if we should catch a new Pokémon here and if so, what it will be.
>>343849680
Geodude
Did you not wanna catch a Wooper at the earlier route?
>>343849680
do not catch
>>343848859
>not releasing your starter
>leveling your starter past 20
Fucking master pleb.
>>343849828
That's decided then. I'll try to fly through this cave as fast as I can.
>>343849680
Rock snake thing, whatever its name is. I somehow forgot despite it being one of those unforgettable ones
>>343849885
Does this post not count? It ended in 7. >>343849827
>>343850068
Sorry, didn't see it.
But now that we're out here, are there any Pokémon here that I should catch? Once we reach 5 Pokémon, I have a surprise. 1, 2, 4, 5, and 7 decide.
>>343850224
catch a spearow
>>343850224
Is the surprise releasing a Pokemon. If it is I vote off Fuckleaf.
>>343850224
get spearow
>>343850347
You got me. Instead of rolling, I'll be taking votes for 5 minutes to see who gets the boot.
>>343850224
Geodude
>>343850412
I'll get one if I can fucking find one. I've been getting nothing but Rattatas and Zubats.
>>343850442
FUCK FUCKLEAF
>>343850543
At the current time in the game, Spearow doesn't show up according to Bulbapedia, so I'll be getting the next roll. Next person to respond chooses if we get a Pokémon and what it'll be.
>>343850705
ekans
>>343850739
>also doesn't appear
just get geodude
>>343850827
What do we name her?
>>343851000
FutaIsGay
>>343851000
Trips, in honor of your trips
>>343851000
La Piedra
>>343851000
Rockpussy
>>343851052
>>343851157
Damn, both of these are great. Unfortunately, I saw FutaIsGay first, so that's what I named her.
I'm going to take down the well while also grinding her up.
>>343851281
Should we forget something for Poison Powder? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, or 0 decides.
>>343851483
forget growl
>>343851545
Done. Wasn't significant enough to take a screenshot.
>>343851626
Now that we scared off Team Rocket, should we go back and catch something in the well, face Moot, or tackle the gym? 1, 2, 3, 6, 7, 9, or 0 decides.
>>343851874
Moot first, gym later
>>343851970
On it.
>>343851874
Go get a Wooper from the route before the cave
>>343851874
Go catch a spinirak
>>343852021
Stomped Moot with the new powerhouse FutaIsGay. Seriously, this bitch murders! Now on to the gym. And to the people begging for new Pokémon, I'll do it after the gym in the forest and route after.
>>343852292
Now facing: Yotsuba as a trap!
>>343852590
Do we switch or attack? 1, 3, 5, 6, 8, or 9 decides.
>>343852683
Growl.
>>343852683
Switch to futaisgay
>>343852683
Metronome dat ho
>>343852828
TinyMiracl used Sweet Scent, wasting a turn since it's a fucking Metapod.
>>343852925
Next response that isn't Growl or Charm tells next move.
>>343853115
More metronome
>>343853197
Changed to FutaIsGay and used Rock Smash to hurry things up. OHKO'd Metapod, but that's no surprise. Do we switch back out or keep FutaIsGay in?
>>343853371
Stay in
>>343853371
Rock Throw, not smash, but you get the idea.
>>343853524
OHKO'd Kakuna, and FutaIsGay learned Magnitude. Do we still stay in?
>>343853681
Yeah
>>343853681
Keep going
>>343853754
>>343853806
OHKO'd once again, and the battle's over. To the forest!
>>343853921
Got Cut. What Pokémon should I catch? 1, 2, 4, 5, 7, or 9 decides.
>>343854251
There are no Spiniraks here. And you need to calm it with the Spiniraks nigga. Seems like you got a spider fetish or some shit.
>>343854170
Nothing
>>343854410
>>343854410
Get a venonat then
>>343854170
Venonat
>>343854743
Went ahead and got one even though you didn't land because I didn't want to wait. What do we name it? 1, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, or 0 chooses. Sad that the thread's dying out.
>>343854964MarbleBurr
>>343854964
Yes
>>343854964
Call him fuzzdick
>>343855121
With the addition of MarbleBurr, we now have 5 Pokémon. And like I promised earlier, it's time to release a Pokémon. What will it be? You have 5 minutes to vote.
>>343855336
Release fuckleaf and train the shit out of that venonat
>>343855336
Remove bidoof
>>343855336
Marbleburr needs to go
>>343855534
>>343841903
>Chikorita
Officially done with this thread.
Good job fucking up OP.
>>343855658
BITCH YOU BEHIND TF
You gonna be doing this tomorrow anon? I'd love to keep up
>>343855336
MarbleBurr
>>343855336
tinymiracl
>>343855336
Bidoof
>>343855336
http://www.strawpoll.me/10668824
use this
Wow. It looks like MarbleBurr is leaving.
One for Fuckleaf, one for Bidoof, one for TinyMiracl, and two for Marbleburr. Sorry bud, we barely new ye.
>>343855806
Yes actually! I think I'll be doing it again at 4 PM Eastern, so if you wanna see it, look out for it around that time.
>>343856012
For some reason I thought strawpoll was blocked. Sorry.
>>343840013
my fuckin man
Since Fuckleaf is the only one who can learn Cut, we need to get rid of a move. What will we get rid of? 1, 4, 7, 8, or 0 decides.
>>343856414
tackle
>>343856414
poisonpowder
>>343856414
Tackle
>>343856414
Tackle
>>343856414
Poisonpowder
>>343856414
Tackle obviously
>>343856414
Tackle
>>343856414
reflect
I just got rid of Tackle since that was the general consensus.
>>343856646
On the other side, DICKS contemplates if he should catch another Pokémon to fill the MarbleBurr sized hole in his heart. 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 9 decide if/what.
>>343856936
Scyther
>>343856936
don't catch anything else
>>343856936
Get Abra, trade for Machop
>>343856936
The One you can trade to machop
>>343856936machamp
>>343857071
On the way to the city, Fuckleaf evolved!
>>343857328
hooray
it's grew
>>343857041
Guess he has to get scyther then
What do we do now? 1, 3, 6, 7, 8, 9, or 0 decides.
>>343857475
I didn't get Scyther because it's not available on that route.
>>343857657
the obviousrelease ALL your pokemon
>>343857753
You madman!
>>343857753
Any other suggestions that don't relate to releasing Pokémon?
