I'M ANGRY
ANGRY ABOUT JIANS
I thought you'd be angry about your broken legs but I guess not
>ANGRY ABOUT JIANS
BETTY BOOM
Why does v have a permanent eye thread up now?
>>343821327
Cycles
>>343821327
>Permanent EYE thread
this should have happened a long time ago
>>343821327
Jian-Moot, sticky this.
People need to play this.
>>343821327
Every steam sale there's a number of posts about EYE for some reason.
>>343821717
no they don't, the game has dank memes but it's fucking trash
>>343821327
/v/ presently has 24/7 New Vegas, VTMB and EYE threads
What a development.
>>343821953
Damocles would say otherwise.
>>343821902
It's good and nobody recommends it to people looking for games, so when it goes on sale and a bunch of new people buy it, they start threads
>>343820496
>yfw
RIMANAH =AHRIMAN
All memes aside, can someone please tell me what the fuck happened in this game? I still have no idea.
>>343822551You killed your wife and got yourself stuck in a Groundhog Day loop trying to revive her with Necrocybermancy.
>>343822551
just execute orders
>>343822551
>>343822551
Nigga u don't understand
>>343822551You gain brouzouf.
>>343822650
But who am *I*? Am I an avatar in Rimanah's never ending nightmare? Did he fucking achieve CHIM or something?
>>343822650
>Necrocybermancy
My new favorite word.
I really hope streum on don't fuck up that warhammer game and get enough money to make a super awesome eye 2
>>343823073
I honestly have no idea. I'm pretty sure Mentor, Huan and Rimanah are just fragments of our twisted psyche. They don't exist, and yet they do within the never-ending cycle of guilt.
I'd continue this train of thought, but I don't want a micro warp storm to erupt from my skull.
>>343823547
I see.
I guess in the end it really is better to justEXECUTE ORDERS
>>343821327
What do you mean brother? We only ever made one thread!
>>343820496
is this game good?
>>343823073
The most popular theory is that you are the player, Rimanah and the Mentor. Maybe Dutch as well? Who the fuck knows.
>>343824093
yes
>>343824093
maybe
>>343824093
It's a quality meme.
>>343824093
maybe
>>343824093
I'm pretty sure a good chunk of people never played this game and are just posting memes.
>>343824093
it's great while also being mediocre
>>343824764
Bitch I'm a Grey Master with a degree in fucking shit up with a power sword.
>>343824093
I don't know
>>343824771
this
Server where?
>>343824093
I like it.
>>343820496
How the fuck do I play this game?
![[click].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GUogAMB.jpg "[click].jpg")
>>343824093
It's one of the shittiest games I've ever played, but also one of the absolute best.
I have no fucking idea. This game just defies reason in every way.
alright my jian brothers wheres the server at
>>343825225
Point at the things shooting at you and shoot them, walk toward the floating gold triangles.
>>343825225
upgrade legs
upgrade strength and accuracy for bear killer
upgrade hacking or psi
in that order
Can't escape the inner cycles of my guilt, must hammer Werewolves!
>>343825225
acquire cyber legs
Bullshit!
What the fuck was his problem?
>>343825482
>enemy explodes into red mist
>Bullshit! Ultra-failed attack.
I have no clue what i'm doing
I know to keep shooting though
>>343825382
It matters not what path you walk. It matters not if you wield the sword, the gun, your mind or your cyber-powers. All paths lead to the Grey Master, the one who is all.
>Using the Excidium for the first time
>>343825547
You were his problem, literally.In reality, the dialogue of other NPCs indicate that you and him are actually very close, almost brothers in fact despite being Culter and Jian. He is, in the dream cycles, likely to just be an outlet for the players self-hatred - who better to tell you how much of a fuckup you are than your best friend?
>>343825640
That's all you need to know.
>>343825640
don't forget those cool cyber powers
>You killed a good and loving daddy!
????
alright fuckers jump on a server
>>343826159
public co-op campaign on cc_noctis
>>343826282
WE GOIN TO MARS BOYS
>>343825547
He's a fucking Jian scumbag, that's his problem.
I swear to god if ever speaks to me like that again, I'll slice his stupid fucking moron face off and wear it as a mask.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECEz3a4GErE
riminah head is done, gonna start the body soon
>>343824093
It's amazing for a game I bought for $2.50
>>343826951
Hello new micspam.
>>343824093
If you don't take it seriously and just cruise through, you'll have the time of your life.
There's plenty of good ideas done terribl, sometimes so badly thay it becomes hilarious.
The weapons handling is probably one of the best I've felt. You have a revolver stronger than an anti material rifle in your hands, and YOU FEEL IT.
>>343827478
I think the starter Anti-Material rifle is actually still better than Bear Killer aside from being unable to wield it with a melee weapon and taking more inventory space. Bigger magazine, scope (useful for taking down Heavy Culters) and at least the hover ships go down with less anti-material rifle shots.
>>343827097
it's comin' along nicely anon
>>343827238
I'm fucking mad I bought it for ten burgerdollars and then a day later the steam sale started and it was $2. And by then I had played too much to get a refund
>>343828573
That's why you never buy stuff at full price on steam, bub.
I just purchased this game
I have no fucking clue what is happening what the fuck are all these names what the fuck was that stat system why the fuck can i get a minigun this early on where the fuck do i go
>>343820496
How did they hit the tone of a weird ass fever dream so well?
>>343820496
so do the dual katanas deal more or less damage the the default sword?
>>343820496
Does anyone have the research lines pic? I want to get the cure to fatal wounds soon. I got quite a few of them trying to get money farming new eden on ghost.
WE DID IT
WE BROKE THE CYCLE IF ONLY FOR A MOMENT
>>343830095
i got you and the whole package
>>343830169
STOP YOU FUCK YOU'RE GONNA MAKE WAVES
Why do you guys ALWAYS have E.Y.E threads when I am with my family playing chivalry?I would buy them EYE but they have macs
>>343829908
it's French devs, so basically lots and lots of cigarettes
>>343830242
Thanks man. All i need (at least from what i remember) now is a synicle corpse, the coagulant, then follow the research path.
I'm pretty close to getting the hammer too.
>>343829742
JUST
EXECUTE
ORDERS
SERVER WHEN?
>>343823073
You'reRimanah reliving your past experiences with E.Y.E. and the Secreta
>>343822082
there is hope
brozoufs for all
>>343831263
BATTLE ROYALE SERVER WHEN
>>343831796
Second, fuck the probable Russian who shitted the gravity in the br server.
>>343821492
>stickying the thread ends the cycle
>stickying the thread increases the jian numbers
>>343822551
JUST EXECUTE ORDERS
JUST
>>343829742
You just do missions, follow the retarded dialog as best as you can. This isn't mass effect or whatever, so you can just choose whatever.
Go where the triangles are on the screen.
Also, hack as many sentries and "special force" drones or whatever as you can.
The fun part is seeing what stupid shit the game throws at you.
Have you followed the path well?Were you attentive during your journey?
>>343828573
>$2
Nigger I bought my copy for $0.99. It was so cheap I gave copies to my friends and made their legs okay.
Best $0.99 item I've ever bought
>nearly 100 posts
>still no 64 player co-op server
what a dissapointment...
>>343825202
rolling for dickface
>>343832645
The fun begins when you hack an army. Sometimes the new recruit would be treated as hostile by your previous hacked soldiers. A shootout of zombie soldiers would break out soon.
>>343832930
max is 32 players mate
>>343821492
>>343832645
>if you pick 2 the conversation just ends and he fucking kills himself by walking into the laser
Oh Tobi.
I love this game.
Jian Shang Di - See God
Culter Dei - Worship God
Culter Dei? more like Culter Gay
>>343834567
>jian shang di
>futuristic cyberpunk weaboos
>>343834851
at least theirheavyarmor looks cool
>>343824093
It's 10 or of 10
>>343835058
>be culter
>have qt synicle gf
>be faggot jian
>metastruemonic waifus
>>343835624
Synicles ARE Metastreum, retard.
My theory is that
PC = Id
Mentor = Ego
Rimanah = Superego
>>343835847
yeah but u only have waifus
>>343835058
Why the hell Rimanah is a Jian with a skull mask?
>>343835058
>>343836043
>best armor isn't in the game
I just pretend the skull guy in that pic is the player character beforeTHIS WEIRD DREAM AGAIN, DEJA VU!consideringyou're supposed to be the waifu killing Commander.
>>343832284
>probable
There is no probability here, as someone that knows him I can assure you he is in fact Russian.
>>343836437
hostfag here is there another russian that im not aware of?
>>343836246
>player was actually a jian double agent the whole time
get out of those passworded coop servers and get on the campaign coop server
Has anyone heard any news from Streumon Studios?
They haven't updated their site since a year ago, and their job page leads to 404.
I fear for our metastreumonic masters.
>>343837338
They're working on a WH 40k tactical fps. Looks pretty cool.
>>343837338
they're working on a warhammer 40k game, and if that sells well they'll do a E.Y.E. prequel game in the style of the SWAT series
>>343837338
They are working on Space Hulk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J46EQKe8GY
>>343837157
Maybe
He's got the rcon password for the BR server from the guy that hosts it and fucks around with the gravity for some reason
dedicated non-fucked BR server never ever
GUYS, MY LEGS ARE OK
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME, I'M GOOD NOW
>>343837196
I would, but I'm paranoid that there's a moth in my room right now
>>343837957
What are you, scared of moths?
Do you need to play the game multiple times to get the full story?
>>343838291
4 times
who wrote this shit
>>343838175
I'm scared of the thin, sickly motherfuckers that aren't fuzzy. We don't have those cutesy farts in Virginia
How's my meme
I saw >>343825253 and needed to do better
>>343838524
Just because she isn't healthy with well padded oppai doesn't mean she won't love you the same way!
>>343838505
>dirty culter getting so assblasted he can't even understand he's being insulted
>>343833229
OC meta
>>343838728
No nigga, you don't understand. I remember two summers ago those fuckers would slam into my window hard enough to mimic the sound of someone punching it.
>>343835897
younailed it desu
>>343838998
They're trying to show you how much they want to be with you!
>>343838641
saved
>>343839443
I found it, it wasn't flying though. It kept making this popping noise and jittering each time. Fucker took the all mighty Three Shoe beating like a champ
>>343839783
I don't really think they're into that masochism thing
Playing with /v/ is just magical
>>343840312
I was surprised by the amount of player who joined the server, to a point where we spawned in stacks.
>>343840312
wat server
>>343840214
I couldn't tell you how many of those things I've killed over the years. One point I had my walls repainted and they had to scrape off some of the gunk of the bodies before they could get to work
>>343840394
>Log in
>See this
>>343840420
From yesterday, the "/v/ no jian" or something like that server
Fuck, everyone's gone now?
>>343841495
i am always here
Are you a good and caring daddy?
>>343842195
No but I can backstab helicopters and turrets just fine.
>>343842619
by the by, as a quick reminder, fuck the heli in the sewer, that was some of the most bullshit encounters in the game
>>343842815
>hide
>hack it
>he cleans everything for me
But then I'm a puppet master
>>343842815
I found those faggots with gatling guns respawning non-stop more annoying.
what server you guys on?
>>343843286
campaign coop
>>343838505
Hold on so you and Huan could have literally mended the relationship between the Jians and the Culters because they were BFFs
Damn. I want a game where you and Huan just go on adventures and have endless banter.
How's the multiplayer? Any fun? The only reason I'd play this dated mess of a game
>>343843987
it's fucking riduculous
>>343820496
DEATHWING
>RELEASE DATE SOON™
DEATHWING
>RELEASE DATE SOON™
DEATHWING
>RELEASE DATE SOON™
DEATHWING
>RELEASE DATE SOON™
DEATHWING
>RELEASE DATE SOON™
>>343823962
>Not posting the superior version
so what genre is this game
fps rpg??
>>343844485
Basically
>>343844107
Ridiculously full?
>>343844429
>29 years
There could be something better there. Don't ask me. Not a creative man. I just follow orders.
>>343844609
mostly ridiculous
Can some explain to me WHAT THE FUCK the story is supposed to be about
>>343844429
>tfw 29 in few weeks
I hope my legs will be ok
>>343846503
get the brouzoufs, get the answers
>>343846503___________________________________________
_____________________________________Brouzouf.___________________
>>343844609
People using Dragon on the streets like it ain't nothing, fuck.
do i need to finish the game before i play online co op with /v/?
>>343847064
no
join you filthy jian
>>343846503
Guilt, belief and getting bruzouf.
>>343847064
no but things will be spoiled. Also it can get hilariously fast with a big group, or super slow when everyone dies and the mission doesnt progress at all and just reboot. Either way, its fun.
so i just started playing about 2 hours? in
my mentor hooked himself up to some cyberbrain and i finished the mission
at what point can i start upgrading my cyber parts?
those things seem to cost a shit ton
>>343834484
They both mean 'blade of God'.
>>343848482
when you get money
get that cloak first
>>343848482
Once you get enough brouzouf.
You're not a proper Culter until you obtain level 10 cyberlegs.
>>343840312
Me on the right.
>>343848558
how and where do i get a cloak?
i've killed a few cloak dudes with lasers?
they were kinda annoying
>>343848663
some dude in the temple with a gear over his head
>>343848663
in the temple, move around and you'll find a seller for various technologies, Psi powers, guns, etc.
i bought doom and eye on sale
after 30 minutes of doom i alt f4'd and got a refund
3 hours into eye and i'm loving it
doom was sooo boring
>>343821545
Agreed
>>343821545
it did, and it was called /cyg/
it won't be back until EYE 2 or cyberpunk 2077 releases
>>343849163
>/cyg/
good times
My legs are fine.
>You gained Brouzof
>>343849047
Thanks for the blog post, do you want us to validate your choice?
Escape the cycles of social approval.
>>343849253
not really
just pissed that i downloaded 50 gigs desu
>>343846857
Triangular gate from nowhere
gg
>>343849163
>EYE 2
Im sorry anon.
They said if they make it, it will be a prequel and be less cyberpunk.
is there pvp
i want to kill jians in one on one combat
>>343849524
Source?
I heard about the prequel thing but not the less cyberpunk part
>>343849549
Yes.
>>343849343
>being mad about downloading data for a few hours
>not being mad about wasting 40-60 bucks on the game itself.
you're stupid, for the wrong reasons.
>>343849549
yes
>>343849614
pls more mp webms
>>343849661
refunded tho
i can't refund the data
>>343833229
>I participated in that thread
what a good thread, too
>>343849804
>mp
I don't have that many.
I'd have to make more, which means play more.
>>343849825
if you copied the data you could just wait for the crack to finish.
also I torrented this game earlier and got to the mentors cyberbrain part. I think im going to restart my character to roll higher stats.
This game is complete shit, but at the same time the amount of options in the conversations is more well made than anything bethesdas pooped out in the past 10 years.
>>343850046
pick all metastreum or whatever it's called and just hit reroll until you get what you want
is eye good? ive heard mixed things about it
>>343850046
meh
i honestly don't even want to play doom now
bored the shit out of me
>>343850363
yes
>>343850363
maybe
>>343850363
sometimes
>>343850363
1.Do you like gaining mad brozoufs?
2.Do you like going at the speed of sound with Cyber Legs?
3.Do you hate filthy Jian scum?
4.Are you ready to make some waves?
If you answered "yes" or "maybe" to any of these questions, you are ready for EYE.
>>343850363
I don't know
>>343850363
yea
Unless you're this guy.
>>343850452
>>343850480
>>343850532
>>343850536
i dont know who to believe
>>343850680
trust nobody not even your self
>>343850680
Just execute orders.
>>343832645
I just did that and felt so bad i restarted the mission.
Lol I killed the server
>>343850680
Believe in Brouzoufs.
>>343850680
could you repeat the question
>>343850782
holy shit
Will we have a server tonight?
What's the source of the "I AM ANGRY, ANGRY ABOUT X" meme?
>>343851059
>>343851059
elven warlords ravaging /tg/ while their spies manipulated the interior organizations
>>343831120
Umaru fans are truly the most cancerous in the world.
I didn't die but power killed me.
>>343839268
Not really.
Allegory of the cave desu.
do you guys want i set up deathmatch server again?
>>343851509
might be cool, even with 2k ping
>>343851269
Why do the humans in this game look fuckin ugly
>>343851509
yes
>>34385165
type
connect 108.29.18.157
in console
>>343851783
orus inbreeding ruined human gene pool
I've increased my level!!!
In an EYE sequel what would you like to see story wise? Other than it notbeing a dream
>>343852398
you wake up from the dream and all those dream brozoufs were never really gained... you must execute orders and gain brozouf
>>343852398
JIAN SUPREMACY
>>343852398
Being able to describe the story in any way would mean they've failed making a proper successor.
>>343852398
Fight, gain Brouzoufs, fight some more
>>343820496
>I'M ANGRY
>ANGRY ABOUT JIANS
>>http://www.somethingawful.com/
>>343852821
Kill yourself.Execute orders.
Look at this retarded fucking Jian.
>>343852887
>Uses a stupid joke from SA
>I tell him to go back to his shithole
>Gets mad at me for telling him to go back to his shithole
Are you actually retarded?
>>343846503
It's not something that can be explained. You either get it after a few playthroughs or you don't.
>>343853142
>weebs can't even fight off someone with a katana and a wakasashimi
lmao
>finally unlock dragon
>get so disoriented after using it its almost useless
also how do i get the triangle gate and other hidden cybermancies
>>343853567
Lets see. There's 3 gate powers and 3 ending. If I had to guess I'd say that you gotta tell Rimanah that the Jians were the ones behind 9/11.
Reminder:Rimanah is the real traitor and Huan is actually a bro.
>>343853742
they were tho
any death match server up?
>>343853742
oh, makes sense
almost got one then, but i accidentally fucked up after the choice at the end and clicked restart mission and it took me right back to the start of mars
im a bit angry to say the least
>Karma is at 0 from killing innocent animals
>Suddenly full again
join the server you jian fucks >>343851912
So glad that years later, /v/ still loves this game.
Good taste.
>>343852398
I like to know what I'm doing
Aside from following orders.
>>343821327
People getting tricked into buying on the steam sale and now have to pretend they like it to fit in with strangers on the internet.
