>now
Mega Man
>next
Mega Man
>after that
Mega Man
>megaman
someone on that couch needs to fuck off
>Not liking Megaman
Are you all fags or what?
anime
Megaman 8 is the best Megaman game
Can't Capcom like cancel this block or something.
>that fat guy
jesus, almost one hour in that position.
MEGA MAN IS THE GREATEST FRANCHISE OF ALL TIME AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT YOU CAN JUST GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY FACE8 sucks though, which is odd because 7 is fantastic and &B is pretty cool too
Could be worse i guess
>host too busy talking and sperging to notice the hole he falls through
>You'll never share a room at a GDQ with your bois
JUMP
JUMP
SLIDE
SLIDE
>>343771546
They're boring as fuck to watch run.
>>343771464
>the way that skinny guy is jammed between the runner and lardmaster
someone please pull up an extra chair
how the fuck is that comfortable for anyone
>>343771491
Shiiiiieeet
>/v/ hates megaman now
Did MN9 fuck megaman's image that hard?
http://clips.twitch
.tv/gamesdonequick/DelightfulPorpoiseRiPepperonis
I'm trying to enjoy this but I can't
its gone to shit
>>343771560
They should really have measured the couch before deciding to have four people on it.
Are those bare legs or trousers? I don't want to think he's wearing a skirt
>>343771464
>someone
>have to wake up at 6AM to catch the Wolfenstein and Dishonored speedruns
fuck this might as well not go to sleep
>I'm playing the version that's 3-4 minutes longer for no reason
>falling into pits
Another nice lets play.
>>343771464
i guarantee he'll get up and leave halfway through
>>343771672
Does this look fun to watch?No
>>343771678
>14 year old genderfluid
Where did it all go so wrong
>>343771491
DEAR GOD THAT MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE
kek I feel bad for the fat guy on the right in the blue shirt
That's an uncomfortable position to sit in for an hour
>>343771635
>All those people going with a 3DS
>Event ends with several years' worth of streetpasses for everyone
How do they decide who gets to sit on the couch?
I thought they banned the "I'm gonna kill everyone" Crash 2 gay
BRING BACK HAGANE GUY
>Megaman
>>343771491
IT'S LIT
>>343771760
God, imagine the look on his parent's faces when he said that to them
>>343771759
It does though. Which run are you waiting for anon?
>>343771491
who is this semen demon?
>>343771548
This!
>>343771789
The runners get to pick whoever they want and however many they want.
Like, I can understand being crammed together like that for a short time, but they've gotta sit like sardines for almost an hour like that. Aren't their balls gonna be aching?
By the end of the run, the fat guy will have completely absorbed that skinny kid.
>>343771760
>whaaaaa I dont like slutty cute boys who put out for a hug and a candy bar
Get fucked, fag
>>343771491
MY NECK
MY BACK
LICK MY PUSSY AND MY CRACK
used to sing this in public at completely random moment to embarrass my girlfriend
those were the good days
>>343771614
>pop'n
based
>>343771546
They're all the same, you don't need a fucking block of them.
>>343771293
JUMP! JUMP!
SLIDE! SLIDE!
>stream
time to get comfy
>>343771760
when that shit started being encouraged and single moms became increasingly common
i liked it more when it was called mighty no. 9
>>343771869
Sup cosmo
>>343771809
dat some kazooiegirl?
>>343771614
>anime everywhere
So these are the people who avatarfag and beg for erp...
>>343771614
why wouldn't you unpin that before your run?
Unless you're trying to promote yourself as being similar to little anime girls. Maybe that's his pitch
>>343771827
The past two runs were fun. This is a boring Mega Man game being run by a boring sperg.
>>343771672
Mega Man was never good.
>>343771716
Watch yt videos faggot.
Capcom bout that 8 frames
>>343771614
chicago
hopefully some nigger shoots him
wat
>>343771907
um how the fuck is she supposed to turn the pages?
>>343771967
You ever wonder how many farts get drilled into the couch over the course of this event?
>>343771934
epilepsy?
>>343771953
At least it's not that panty quest Mega Man clone from a few years back.
>>343771869
>>343771635
>the smell
>Mega Man 8
>3
>5
At least Zero and ZX are coming later.
>tfw when you're in a very uncomfy position on the couch but you can't leave for an hour because the run started
>>343771934
Pls explain
>Its a fat slob stealing half the couch for himself episode
Someone needs to politely hint the fatass to move.
>>343772001
MY EYES
>>343771880
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIE GET OUT
>>343771868
Gotta gain mass one way or another
>>343772001
HE'S GONNA EAT HIM
>>343772001
holy shti
>>343771943
Right, without that image how would we have ever known he was an autistic sperglord?
At least he doesn't try to hide it.
>>343772001
>Don't speedrun with me or my son ever again
>>343771491
>wikipedia article changed all "his" to "her", even for things Cosmo did like 10 years ago
lol
>the JAP version
Guaranteed ban. Goodbye.
>Ice wave is cool
Booooooooo
>you guys cool sitting like this for the next hour?
>>343772001
>don't talk me or my mom's husband ever again
>>343772142
>>343771760
It's just a phase.Much like loving linkin park and shadow the hedgehog.
>>343772001
damn that guy in the red shirt is tiny
or the blue guy is huge
red eyes head is the size of blue eyes elbow
>>343771934
Actually genuinely concerned. What the fuck did I just watch?
>>343771841
swimsuits are proof god exists
>>343772201
muh anime
>>343772001
It's the white Köksal Baba
>>343772127if it makes you feel any better she is the only girlfriend i've ever had and she 'broke up' with me by telling me she loved me and then going and fucking her ex the next day and telling it to my face in front of a ton of people the day after
so
Has anyone contacted BLM yet?
remember those two good runs a little bit ago?
those are a rarity these days
enjoy these shitty blocks played by mentally ill faggots
>>343772260
Not everyone grows out of those phases unfortunately
>>343772001
perspective dog
Mega Man and Castlevania blocks are the best.
>>343772302
>>343772285
>>343772001
>tiny man watching runs at incredible hihg speed
>>343772282
Epilipsy attack i think.
>>343772325
Can you shut the fuck up already? Why do you spam every thread with your BLM crap no one cares about?
Do you have autism?
>>343772282
epilepsy
don't worry she's fine and orbited by many betas
>>343772001
>>343772398
This is hot.
>speedruning Megaman
>>343772282
Looks like epilepsy like that other dude said.
>>343771934
>have epilepsy
>play video games
WOW
SMART
>>343772398
good enough
>>343772398
Suits me
SGDQ seems decent so far, but then again they have always been better than the AGDQs. If nothing else, good background noise while I program my degenerate porn game.
JUST GET UP MAN
EVERYONE WILL UNDERSTAND
YOU'RE ON A PATH TO DESTRUCTION, GET OFF IT
>>343772559
Post more
>>343771464
yup
Is there any speedrunner out there that's still runs their game and stayed relevant? It seems like most of the popular ones either became sell-outs or got involved in drama and dropped off the face of the planet.
>>343772062
this lol
>>343772429
listen this needs to happen
so make it happen
has anyone contacted BLM yet?
>>343772187
>that fat guy with attitude pose
>>343772647
kill yourself
>>343772142
Fuck you anon I just choked on my drink reading that
>>343772698
no
contact them
>Lag
End this faggot now
They need to enforce a volume limit on that couch.
>saturn > PS1
SONYGGERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>343772606
calebhart42
>autistic anime-loving tranny thinks Saturn is better than Playstation
what a shocker.
>>343772689
>SuicideDoneQuick
>>343772578
>while I program my degenerate porn game.
Details anon
>>343772647
This.
Tweet at some BLM leaders that white kids are raising money for a good cause that doesn't discriminate based on race.
>>343772001
what the fuck did they do to broman?
remember when the old SGDQ threads used to be full of cuck posting, thank god that meme never took off
>>343772773
what are you hoping for here? just for them to come and protest or a swating thing
>>343772001
>>343772463
>>343772773
fuck off with this 2008 /b/ raid shit
>saturn better than playstation
Alright, someone swat these faggots
>>343772413
>>343772430
>>343772523
Damn, never knew it looked that bad.
Can epilepsy be triggered through audio stimulation as well? I ask because of the way she removed her headset.
>>343772689
>greetings from Germany
>finish drink
Alcohol poisoning here I come
is this dude still speedrunning?
>cuckman
Fitting for a Mega Man title
this guy sounds like a fag and blue fatty is giving me second hand discomfort
>>343772885
It's objectively true.
>I'm hurting him more than he is hurting me
That's what I used to tell myself, too.
Also fix that couch please, this is embarassing to look at and makes me feel uncomfortable for the runner.
>>343772797
>Calling framerate drops lag
Yeah I'm getting pretty triggered.
>>343772813
I was there for that the guy who donated was trolling and Caleb didn't get the money.
>>343771293
GDQ is dead fuck off.
>>343772813
Now watch as the donators refund their donations. I've heard many streamers say they typically wait a month or so to ensure that any donations go through because you'll always have people cancelling last minute just to fuck with you.
>>343772907
Don't do 100%, it's not worth it.
>>343772885
>>343772812
B A N N E D
A
N
N
E
D
>>343772890
she took it off with her few remaining seconds of control so that she didnt get caught in it or anything, she could have choked from the cord or whatever in a bad scenario
>>343772938
Speedrunning his life away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl0xb-_SEIo
Is the poor skinny crushed boy the same one from yesterday's stream with the asian and the fat blue guy?
Because yesterday he was crushing himself as far away from the asian as possible to avoid any leg contact.
>>343772979
they all gay tho
>>343772689
How does anyone do this shit?
It's the week
niggas gotta work
>>343772938
search the archive for big jon. /v/ finally found out he was into fat/feeding fetish shit. not sure if /v/ likes him anymore.
>>343773063
Okay that's what I figured. Shit's scary.
>>343772413
LOL
>>343772606
all the major souls speedrunners are helpful stable adults.
>he died
fucking shut it down
now
>>343773157
what the fuck is a feeding fetish?
>>343772813
Damn, he's starting to look pretty good. I remember him going shirtless and flexing all the time during marathons back when most of his bulk was fat, but now he looks genuinely beefy.
>select all the pictures with bread in them
Not funny, captcha.
blue guy doing the gaben pose
Why does speedrunning attract so much degeneracy?
>>343773289
It's the deep end of the Autism pool.
>zero lives left
Brace for tragedy
wat, there were 4 people at the beginning of the run, were did the skinny guy go?
>>343773289
>>343773256
you don't want to know
>>343771293
>tfw gaming is so filled with males that betas are now becoming females to even out the gender gap
>>343773341
osmosis is a natural process
>>343772890
There is a form of epilipsy that is triggered by audio stimulation. i don't know if that's what she suffers from.
>>343773289
Need to be autistic to keep playing one game forever. Then when they actually do it they feel elitist about it.
how do you speedrun life
>mfw the SpyroSquad and CrashCrew are the purest, non-degenerate speedcliques in all of speedrunning
>>343773354
Like clownfish!
>>343773289
Because speedrunning requires gamers & gamers are mostly autistic to begin with. Now give them something to do repetitively non-stop (in this case speedrunning) and you have basically all the autism in 1 community.
Someone shoop tiny red man to sit on the lap of big blue
>The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
>Glitchless Any%
>3:45:00
>>343773354
>female
I think you mean genderfluids anon
I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
>>343773428
that's because the playstation was for normalfaggots
>>343773423
Kill yourself as soon as you are able.
>>343772159
He is the one doing the changes.
>>343773256
Pro-tip: don't venture any further. Turn back now.
>>343773423
you get aborted
>>343773423
I thought that was that spic TMR for a moment. Sad fucking shame he turned out to be a man child with zero social experience.
>>343773481
not a thing
>>343773347
Made your picture better for you.
>>343773480
>Running a dungeon-based game without glitches
Why
Why is the fat blue shirt guy even on the fucking couch he isn't saying anything
>>343773412
I see, guess I've found something new to research today.
What happens if they lose the run?
>>343773591
Are you blind?
>>343773591
DELETE THIS.
RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
someone donate some cash to tell the blue shirt guy to FUCK OFF. Have some fucking self-awareness you LANDWHALE.
I'm no model and I get panic attacks in public because of my appearance but I would never ever reach critical mass like this guy.
I also would feel way too uncomfortable with this myself so I would leave on my own terms.
>>343773669
They are banned from all future events and publicly outcast from their communities
>>343773354
Life finds a way.
>>343773481
I want tohold handswith Megumin
>>343773669
Depends on how much they lose time. If they lose enough usually the runner ends the game early & they move on to the next game.
>>343773627
He can't move without fataly injuring his neighbour. I'm guessing he's just waiting until the run is over to finally move away.
>>343772797
>>343773003
This game, including your inputs, are tied directly to the frame rate, which was common for older games and some shitty games today even. There is no "frame dropping" it's displaying all the frames, just a lot slower than it should. The game is also not reacting to your inputs as fast as it should, meaning the term "lag" is indeed correct.
A low frame rate in most online games is what is usually the best example of the incorrect use of the term "lag", since the majority of them are not tied to the frame rate and skip the frames instead. This is where the sperging out of the term came from. It's completely correct to use most of the time during this speedrun event since most of the games are tied to the frame rate.
>>343773542
What in the actual fuck.
>>343773684
>>343773685
what its transparent now can use it on any board
>>343773687
I wouldn't have an issue with him if he was contributing to the commentary, but he's literally just occupying space as he is.
>>343773687
u do it lmao :3
>>343773591
>>343773542
Seriously though is BigJon gay or what?
>>343773542
>440 calories a pack and 4-5 packs at night is PERFECT
what
>>343773627
He's not part of their group.
He accidently sat down there because he thought it was the best seat, now it's too awkward to move away.
>>343773738
She doesnt like you anon.
>>343773627
He died 20 minutes ago. Once people start leaving the couch he'll collapse like a stack of pillows.
>>343773669
Thats why blue shirt is there
>>343772890
>>343773412
Probably better than my form of epilepsy.We haven't figured out what causes it. It just happens occasionally.
>>343773829
Thats realy autism
>>343773785
>>343773830
>>343773843
I told you to turn back!
>>343773805
Test it on a dark background before posting it, you utter retard.
>>343773808
He's triggering you fags which makes him the best person on SGDQ. Hopefully he'll fuse to the sofa and remain for every run forever.
>>343773830
probably
blacks have highest rates of gay and obesity so chances are good
>>343773687
Why? they're not gonna announce the donation message if it's rude.
>>343773627
He can't because using his stomach muscles to produce sounds will crush the poor guy in the middle.
The more I look the more I'm mesmorised by fatfags arms
>>343773860
I know. That isn't stopping me though
>tfw i will never be swallowed whole by bigjon
WHO THE HELL DOES HE THINK HE IS
>>343773687
HAHA GET REKT NORMIE US FAT PEOPLE TAKING OVER YOU ONE BY ONE, EAT NORMIES! EAT NORMIES! EAT NORMIES!
>>343773920
I've already seen all this. He's either gay or just really craves the attention his fetish gives.
>>343772890
Epilepsy looks worse than it really is.
It always freaks everyone the fuck out if they've never seen it before.
But then it passes and the person's fine.
It's a fucking meme condition.
>>343773952
fucking bully
You guys are terribly insecure
Who gives a shit if the guy in blue is fat
Fucking children
want to explain how x works?
want to explain how x works?
hey /v/, want to explain how x works?
>>343773920
>Shake is approximately 80oz, 4200 calories
>4200 calories
>>343773746
>>343773859
>>343773873
>>343773992
I'm actually surprised these are pretty good jokes and not just some typical memey /v/ responses
whered the little red goblin man go
>>343773920
>4200 calorie shake
what the FUCK did he mean by this?
someone good with computer please replace blue shirt with this gaben
>>343773882
No way am I an expert on this but is there such a thing as blinking patterns that can contribute to the trigger?
>>343773117
Hes going to go to the emergency room for this shit soon.
Either that or just collapse and die from his own heap of mass.
>>343773256
Oh, you sweet summer child.
>>343773542
>>343773920
mfw he said "it was just a joke! someone was impersonating me haha!"
>>343774224
Does anything even need to be done? He's literally gayben
>>343774050
Lean boys with stuffed bellies are better.
>>343773952
Psuedo-3d
fuck off
>>343774183
Gotta eat big to get big
>>343774090
top kek
>>343773341
Reminds me of that orb game that was popular here for a while.
>>343773149
People who are on vacation perhaps.
Even then I don't feel like doing it on a monday.
>>343771706
SAUCE
>>343774134
Don't worry anon, some of us appreciate your effort
>>343774183
He really wants to get fat.
>>343774302
christ
>>343774383
What the fuck were they doing with their hands in the background?
>speedrunning the worst classic series Megaman game
Why even bother?
>>343772001
that's eggman