Years of service thread!
Do not apply if you have under 5, cockbags.
>>343720002
>years of servicing the steam dick
>>343720002
>intentionally leaving VAC ban in pic
kys
>>343720772
this dick needs some touchin, come here
>>343721413
fuck you bro you dont know my past!
>G-GUYS PLEASE, ASK ME ABOUT MY VAC BAN!! UGUU~
I will not.
>>343720002
>3.5k days
Isn't that enough time for a cheater to repent?
What's the ban for?
>Tfw no vac bans
>>343721670
I was but a wee lad when it happened. Scared me for life
>>343721558
Shut up 1 years of service newfriend
Who /Free copy of Portal/ here?
You are probably autistic if you actually care about steam years of service
>>343720002
well memed
Same day HL2 came out.
>>343720002
How come there are 10 years old Steam accounts for sale for pennies? How come there are brazilians with 10 years old accounts with only dota 2 in their library?
>>343720002
wow you think after 3439 days they would remove the VAC notice from your profile. a couple years without a ban should be enough for a clean slate.
>>343722963
Any account made before 2006 would be 10 years old. They arnt rare at all
>>343722761
Steam truly was piece of shit back then.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/kawaiianimeshoujo
add me up losers
Where does the time go.
Funny thing is this isn't my first Steam account, but I couldn't find my previous account info so I had to create a new one.
>>343720002
mah nigga
>tfw never got VAC banned because I was too stupid to use hacks back then
>VAC banned
You have no room to talk.
>>343722761
Pretty much why I got steam.
ayyy
>>343723429
no, it shouldn't, you cheating fucks.
>3439 days since last homicide
wow you think after 3439 days they would remove the homicide from your criminal record. a couple years without murdering should be enough for a clean slate.
You're a retarded nigger, and probably 15, go the fuck to sleep.
>>343724167
>cheating in a video game is just as bad as murder
This is a new low, even for you, /v/. Do you read what you're posting sometimes?
Mine just turned 7
I haven't seen anyone with higher years of service than 10 having Steam level higher than 30 (myself included)
Why is that? Are we just too old to care about Steam level bullshit?
>>343724042
Are you me, becuase that happened to me too.
>>343720002
9, it'll be 10 soon enough.
Got Steam to play the Orange Box.
I have fond memories of vanilla TF2.
Can't wait for July 5th.
Used to have an account from 2004.
>be me 12-13y/o
>friend comes over with with his parents for supper
>let's play cs, he says
>I've got something to show you, he says
>1337h4xf0rCS16.co.il
>Join random de_dust2
>lel lel lel look, we owning the shit out of everyone
>2 hours later get steam account banned
That friend went on glitching and hacking every game he could. You're a good man Vitaly.
>>343720002
Congrats fag on killing the concept of physical copies that last until they break instead of until the publisher decides they don't want you playing anymore.
>>343724491
kys
>>343724769
Can you name a single steam game forcibly removed from everyone's library due to a publisher?
>>343724491
literal meme. never cared for achievements/leveling that i got nothing out of.
This thread is so pointless. There's nothing to talk about, op just wants to show off his friends years and vac ban
>>343724042
Happened to me, too. I have 5 years on my current account, but I bought the orange box on release and have no fucking idea what my old account details were.
>>343724997
Not that guy, but when steam servers are shut down, you wont be able to play any of the games you bought. Wont happen any time soon but at least with physical you dont have that worry
>>343725279
Discs rot. Drives do too. Anyway you'd back up a physical copy is the same for digital
Now name an example
>>343725429
>Discs rot. Drives do too.
Fucking this.
Getting so fucking tired of retards thinking that physical discs last forever.
>>343725279
the day valve goes bankrupt is the day the world ends
>>343725279
>Implying I'm going to be alive when Steam's servers shut down
>Implying I can't play my shit offline
Why would steam shutting down mean their software doesn't boot anymore? Start in offline mode, enjoy playing all the games you did before.
>>343725429
Most discs have a lifespan of around 100 years
>>343725429
>Disc Rot
Discs will out live all of us before that happens.
>>343725863
And will probably be obsolete within the next 15-20 years.
>>343726040
Just enough time to transfer the data!
I remember back in the day I tried to get into steam in order to play counter strike, but shit was too confusing for young me so I just quit.
I don't need to post a pic because i have a 4 digit steamid
meaning i was one of the first 9999 people to register for steam
fuck with me
>>343726040
Right. But i will still be able to play the games on them. Meanwhile its all up to valve wether you get to play your games or not
6 almost 7 years now. No vac bans because I'm not a degenerate.
>>343726194
And your argument is terrible when it relies on an incredibly far-fetched what if scenario.
Guess why
>>343725863
>Most discs have a lifespan of around 100 years
optical discs have a lifespan of about 25 years, and that's pressed ones
>>343726416
Overseas soldier? Prison?
>>343724042
I made a new account because of Vac ban
>>343726514
This has to be false. Literally none of my cds have any issues with them from the 80s.
>>343726706
you don't own cds from the 80s
>>343726515
Probably prison.
Even soldiers get access to internet now and then.
>>343725863
>>343726514
>>343726706
>>343726787
it's actually a lot shorter than that, blank optical discs have a life span of 5 years and recorded ones have a lifespan of 2-3 years
it's only the manufacturers that say that they have a life span of roughly 25-30 years
things that ruin optical discs:
>oxidation or corrosion of reflective layer
>physical damage to disc surfaces or edges
>galvanic reaction between layers and coatings
>chemical reactions with contaminants
>ultra-violet light damage
>breaking down of disc materials, e.g. de-bonding of adhesives between layers
>>343727284
we're talking about pressed discs, not burned ones. that's why my post, that you referenced, says pressed.
stfu.
>>343723657
>>343722761
people bitched and whine about "single player games having to be always-online" with Assasin's Creed 2 and recently with Xbox One but the first and the most egregious push of this shit from publisher was really launch of Half-Life 2.
Shit literally didn't worked for days.
>>343727492
>but the first and the most egregious push of this shit from publisher was really launch of Half-Life 2.
>Shit literally didn't worked for days.
worked fine day one for me
>>343727492
Well people bitched and whine about HL 2 and Steam back then too. So I don't really see your point here.
>>343724769
youre welcome!
>>343727406
keep dancing around the issue my friend
>tfw valve will die in your lifetime
>none of you will get that time or money back
>nintendo will literally outlive the master racists
![38dfe47afe[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/8PZ4vHa.png "38dfe47afe[1].png")
i played like an hour of cs and i didnt actually start using steam until a long time later
DOWN WITH VALVE VIVA LA VALVEALUTION
>>343728196
>That feel when valve makes millions and millions of dollars from hosting other developer's games
>That feel when as long as people are making video games valve literally can't die
Its a complex kind of feel
>>343729424
lmao us oldfags amirite
>>343727284
>5 years
Gee, all my PS1 games must be rotter than hell.
>>343727284
cucking breaks cds down, thats a fact.
>>343729424
>>343729852
Salty underageb&
gg op
>>343730723
you just don't get it bro you're like 35
>>343723429
>wow you think after 3439 days they would remove the VAC notice from your profile
why the fuck would you think that
it's clearly told to you that VAC bans will be on your profile for life
don't cheat you fucking faggot
>>343724378
fuck off loser, with your strawman arguments
>>343725279
why do you faggots post this bullshit in every steam thread over and over again, even though it's already been said this is won't happen
not to mention the fact that you can launch all of your games that aren't steamworks game from the folder
>>343726787
well damn didn't know you would know what anon does or doesn't have in his possession better than he does!
5 year babby
>>343720002
11 years and now I'm throwing my physical game boxes in the trash. I paused over things like System Shock 1 and 2, but screw them. They're on Steam now anyway.
>>343722516
Fuck yea, nigga.
>Be me
>12 years old
>just downloaded steam
>constantly searching "free games" and shit because I was a retard who didnt know torrenting existed
>One day, I get directed to the steam website
>FREE PORTAL
>I hit that download button so fast I broke my mouse
>Play that shit HARD
Anyway, Ive got 6 years of service, senpai.
>>343724167
>cheating is as bad as murder
I actually laughed out loud.
What kind of faggot do you have to be to get VAC banned?
>>343725514
They last decades.
>>343739232
fuck you son havent you ever been curious?!?
>>343739334
Not curious enough to cheat
>>343725279
I wont give a damn in 40 years when they do shut down
>>343720002
What if I have exactly 5?
>7 years
I don't even remember why I got Steam
>>343739634
You've earned your club jacket with 5 young blood.
>tfw every summer sale I get the urge to craft badges for levels
I don't know why. I wish I had friends who would just give me their cards.
>>343720002
Got you beat on all counts, FAGGOT.
Got steam the Christmas that the HL2 Black box with CS and I think garrys mod included in it. Anyone remember it? Was a long shaped box for some reason. I think around 2006?
>>343739795
rip
>>343739634
congrats heres your jacket
>>343739334
sounds like your curiosity has landed some dicks in your arse
It will be 3 this November.It's funny because I browsed /v/ way way way before I even heard steam was a thing
>>343740657
be gone rat
>>343740704
>You have to own an account for a website I use for more then 5 years for me to accept you.
>>343740796
6 years. I only got it to play gmod at first.
Add me please
http://steamcommunity.com/id/lavenderr
got steam after playing Counter Strike: Source at a gaming cafe in 8th grade.
