America is choking edition
Schedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
Now: Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze (1:35:00) Any%
Next: Metroid Prime (1:23:00) Any%
Later: Catherine (0:35:00) Babel - 1 Player, 2 Controllers
memes
please ban niggers from speedrunning
FUCKING NIGGERS
>being canadian
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Reminder to keep anime posting to the appropriate boards
Got some explaining to do burgerfags
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anime
when will this ride end
SHAFT COMING UP HERE
>Uncle Sam crying salty burger tears
OH CANADA
>tfw the burgers are losing
>>343695262
ANNOUNCER CANT FUCKING READ LMAO
>Let's get a round of applause for moomoo- er- goldfish
KEK LEVELS MAXIMUM
>frame perfect threads
>the city of usa
I was called to work the last 5 hrs. What memes did I miss?
where is YSG
why are all the games shit
What the fuck, America.
It's almost your birthday and you can't even get it up?
Just let Kruncha do the entire run pls
COME ON BLACK
TAKE IT BACK
Assault afros killed the hopes and dreams of 320 million Americans today. Please ban assault afros.
AMERICAN MORE LIKE AMERICANT
What went wrong?
>>343695430
Let's get a round of applause for both the runners!
you losers take this shit way too seriously i gotta say. also weebs kill yourselves
>>343695389
So all of them?
>MooMoo fucking up
I thought SpikeVegeta was bad
A FUCKING LEAF
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CA NA DA
>>343695438
>the continent of america
>getting your dumb nigger to do the hardest world
WHY
>>343695430
LEL
Who hyped for metroid prime?
>>343695487
black people
USA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
>>343695468
AMERICHOKE!
>americucks on suicide watch
DAE read /int/? :DDDDDD
>goldfish swagging on usa even
The absolute madman.
>>343695397
I want her to eat me
fucking nigger
>being an americunt
>being a canadian
>>343695502Ye
NIggerhex fucking up the run for team USA
Michael Goldsmith singe handedly carrying Canada.
POST YFW AMERICANS WILL LOSE AND STILL CLAP
>Full boss ahead
>MooMoo blows it all
Is he there because it was his make a wish dream to ruin a speed run?
How!
How can you lose a level wide lead
>>343695582
t. Trudeau
>Canada finishes with their strongest member
RIP Americucks
KRUNCHA IS THE CREAM OF THE CROP PUT HIM BACK IN THERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWrlAmT4jyA
>>343695548
>>343695329
>Umpteenth for MOOMOO a traitor to the burger crown
fuck i thought blacks only played fighters
>>343695665
hehe, member
LET'S PLAY A GAME, AMERICANS. YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES TO RECLAIM THE LEAD.
aw hell yea
6-6 is one of the coolest stages in the game
NOTHING CAN DESTROY HIS ARROGANCE.
>>343695559
Empire of Dust
AMERICANS LITERALLY HELD BACK BY THEIR GUNS, BIBLES AND OBESITY
>>343695741
>>343695741
America is always in the lead
BETTER GET READY TO SUCK THIS CANADIAN DICK
Why are these retards acting like silhouettes are in some way cool or impressive?
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>>343695813
>held back by dumb choking nigger
fixed
I fucking love David Wise
how did the US fucked up so badly
>>343695807
>having a conversation between multiple threads
I haven't seen choking this hard since Cosmos at the Nintendo World Championship!
>NBA Championships won by Canada: 0
Are Canafucks even trying?
This music is so perfect
I AM CLAPISTANI KING OF KINGS
SEE MY DOMAINS, FOOL, AND DESPAIR
>Nothing else remains, only the sand and rubble
Holy shit this music sounds great
>The only good games are Sparkster, links awakening, castlevania 64/aria of sorrow, freedom planet, super meat boy, silent hill, resident evil 2, dk64, sonic, hexen, deus ex, zelda 2, tetris, daggerfall, fallout, ocarina of time, D2, super merroid, SMRPG
>>343695854
because they can still feel joy
>>343695847
but that's your PM's job
>Everything about this level
god damn why didnt i finish this game?
IF YOU BEAT AMERICA THEY WIN
I have no fucking idea what these commentators are saying
>>343695941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtMSyLdk0Q8
It is.
WE'RE CLAIMING THIS VICTORY REGARDLESS
CANADA HAD TO USE AN AMERICAN TO WIN
>Goldfish
literally god mode
27 seconds behind. MooMoo, you blew it all.
>>343696014
t. texan dick
>>343696048
esports is very confusing
>>343695903
>Other thread just got archived
>Reply anyway so they can see the answer to their question
Is there a problem?
>>343695942
>only 19 speedruns worth watching
oh no
>Implying moomoo can handle this fish
Esports is the worst thing
THE WORST THING
I love plarformer speedruns. There's nothing better than frame perfect smooth platforming.
>>343696050
Damn I really need to play these games. I own them but I've barely touched them
>This one of the most terrifying levels
>Finishes level
>This level, this level is a tough one, very terrifying
>Finishes level
>This next level, it's a doozy alright, very tough, very punishing
>Finishes level
>This level is probably one of the toughest in the game
I don't see why the music is put so low, I don't give a shit about the announcers. This goes for any game.
>>343696091
Who?
>i-it's still a race g-guys
>>343696220
it's a hard game
>3 am
>Barely hear what they are saying
>Cant set volume higher because they might randomly shout and the tech crew still cant balance the sound for shit
moomoo fucked everything up
I don't even feel like watching anymore
>>343695825
>>343695842
>>343695741
TIME IS UP, THIS LOLI'S FATE IS ON YOUR HANDS AMERICANS.
>>343696048
I'd rather they shut the fuck up it's just noise and confusing.
That one chill as fuck DK song and they are TALKING ABOUT SHIT NO ONE CARES ABOUT, we are watching the god damn run.
Let the runners commentate. This shit gets worse every single year.
FISH IS SWIMMING TOO FAST POWERFUL AND AGILE
>3 beers in
>pizza in oven
>comfy as fuck
Even at it's worst SGDQ is comfy
>announcers trying to make goldfish choke
>>343696281
what are headphones
>>343696281
Spend $3 on some headphones faggot
>>343696384
>>343696396
i dont like them
Final stretch, usa2slow.
>>343696360
>drinking beer
Confirmed for never gonna make it.
>>343696281
peasant
>not only did this dumb cock somehow throw away a 2 minute lead
>but he's also going to single handedly put them over estimate
ban he
Post yfw Americans lose and get shot in the streets later that same day
>>343696274
but it' a modern nintendo game
>>343696490
This final boss is pretty tough, could go either way honestly.
>>343696490
cosmo pls
CHOKE ON MY COCK
>>343696490
post moar
>>343696360
So far it's been a lot better than AGDQ '16
>>343696360
>have 48 boxes of candy
>just finished pounding my ass to fruition
>all cleaned up and ready to enjoy
>>343696490
>now this
after the anime faggots finnaly fucked off
>>343696490
Fuck off faggot
>>343696490
STOP
>>343696485
Well then don't complain asshole
This boss took me so long to beat. It looks easy as shit when you're not playing, but the jumping on his head is really precise.
>He's ditching Rambie, watching him burn in the lava!
I fucking hate this announcer
MOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOO GETTING IN EARLY
Post this years memes.
>>343696490
The time of the rope is coming, friend
>>343696640
My brother and I spent weeks on it.
>>343696635
Why are you so rude anon?
FUCK YOU IRENE I CANT UNDERSTAND THESE NIGGERS
this is fucking shit desu
Woah this music is ballin'
>>343696575
Time traveler spotted.
>Moomoo's not far behind!
>in an event where seconds means everything
bitch please!
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CA NA DA
>>343696708
>>343696640
Jesus christ just stop playing video games
BEAT BY A FUCKING LEAF
>>343696705
EAT SHIT AMERIFATS
L E A F
CANADA ON TOP
SUCK IT USA
USA WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
FUCK OFF LEAFS
>america in charge of winning
WE DONT WIN ANYMORE
VOTE TRUMP
SON OF A WHORE
can these faggots stop talking over each other jesus christ
FUCK YOU MOOMOO YOU PIECE OF SHIT
OOOOHHHHHHHHHHH SWAAAAAAGGGGG THE PUNCHES
THE MIRACLE ON ICE
BASED LEAF
Congrats from UK, Canada
Moomoo is no american
USA FUCKING REKT
Fuck you canuck pieces of shit. You ruined our birthday.
get rekt
CANADA WINS
I hope you enjoy your new resident Canada because moomoo is getting fucking deported
>burgers right now
Moomoo isn't American anyways.
>CANADA WINS
We had fun, didnt we USA?
But Canada just knows Winter games
>>343696635
>Goldfish
What a man.
BASED CANADA
BLACK PEOPLE
LYNCH MOOMOO
I hope team USA takes moomoo out back and beats him with a crowbar.
Jesus. Blew an entire boss fight lead. Fucking disgusting. Still probably one of the closest races I've ever seen. 30 seconds over an hour and a half.
>Americucks
OOOOOOOOOO CANADA
OHHHHHHHHHHH CANADA WON
EXECUTE TEAM USA, THEY'VE FAILED THE MOTHER LAND ON HER BIRTHDAY
AMERICA LOSES AGAIN
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
PATHETIC.
AMERICANS OVER THE ESTIMATE
AMERICANS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>USA LUL
Getting beaten by A FUCKING LEAF
SUCK THIS CANADIAN DICK RIGHT NOWWW YOU SUCK IT CLEAN
CANADA USED AN AMERICAN
USA WINS
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
MooMoo literally fucked up so hard. Why is he here?
>less than 30 seconds under estimate
Congrats to the leaf team though
GGWP USA
i wish there was more races
Hows that moonlanding speedrun going Canada?
export MOOMOO
>>343696718
You have a problem, understandable, you also have a way to relieve that problem, yet you choose not to simply because you don't want to. I mean that's fine but you're only making yourself suffer needlessly, get some nice comfy headphones.
>>343696773
I don't know about weeks, but like that guy said those head jumps are surprisingly tough, especially in Time Trials.
>MOOMOO TRIED AND HANGED FOR TREASON
ameribro here
congrats to all the canada friends in this thread
SUCK IT FUCKING AMERIFATBURGERSCHOOLSHOOTING REDNECKS EAT THIS FUCKING CANADIAN COCK
all of this hugging is pretty gay tbqh
GO CANADA
YOU LOST AS LOCALS BURGERS
AND THE GAME IS AMERICAN
ABSOLUTELY SHAMEFUL
>>343696773
bet you haven't even played the game, as usual on /v/
we should have kept niggers as slaves
LOL Burgers got cucked again. Enjoy getting shot down by cops outside!
>If you beat your enemies, they win. - Canadian PM
ANOTHER VICTORY FOR THE US
CAN'T BE STOPPED
>>343696880
>Not having Trump as your candidate
>being a leaf
>>343696852
i ain't even canadian
>>343696837
We just had our own birthday!
>Choking
>Going over time
Is USA as a country finished?
GET FUCKING REKT AMERICUNTS
>>343696852
No, momo threw the whole thing. Watching someone throw a huge lead by fucking up 100 times in a row isn't fun
FUCKING TRIHEX WANNABE PIECE OF SHIT!!
WE'RE GONNA BUILD A WALL AND MAKE SPEEDRUNNERS PAY FOR IT
28 second difference actually pretty close in terms of these races.
MOOMOO FLEEING TO CANADA
What a fun race.
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>even choking canada won because based Goldfish
Is there anything America wins at?
Just joined in, the venue looks a lot better this year.
>>343696926
But they hurt my ears and make hair all messy
BUILD
>canada wins on USA's birthday
GAS THE CANUKS NOW
HOW CAN USA EVEN RECOVER
>>343696964
But I'm white.
CANUCKS BTFO
>Canada wins.
Fine, gg..
This game is intense,and so is the race
the commentary made it
I hope the commentary will be just as good in the other races, but i doubt it
The third world war is over and the fucking canucks won
When is MooMoo's funeral? SEEING AS HE CHOKED TO DEATH.
Very good race, 1:30 and still so close in the end. Gooooood stuff.
>>343696974
>be American
>go to the theatre
>get shot
>go to school
>get shot
>go outside
>get shot
>it's a USA fucks up again episode rerun
>Americans can't even win a race on a childrens game on their birthday
Is there a worse country in the world?
>>343696983
Literally nobody cares about Canada Day except Canadians.
>America is 240 years old
>To show support team USA FUCKS IT UP
jesus christ suicide when?
>>343696939
thanks border-bro
this niggas hair like baka
INCOMING DAMAGE CONTROL
Canadians are used to navigating shitty, desolate, frozen tundras, it wasn't even fair.
>>343696965
BASED CANADA GIVING US THE VICTORY
>>343697042
>July 3rd
USA's birthday
>>343697042
It's July 3rd dumbass
>>343697025
team canada actually had an american on it and would have lost without him
This dude walks by with his twitch channel on the back of his shirt and stops for the cam. baka desu senpai
>>343697043
>>343697059
SOURCE
Why didn't the US have their best runner last on the hard parts
>>343696964
>all these canucks crawling out of the woodwork
Canadians blowing up USAs spot like grenadians
>>343696983
when was that?
>Metroid Prime
>Being run by someone other than Miles
There is a god.
>>343697025
the star of team canada is from america
Does anyone have that canada picture with the sweater-wearing titty monster and completely half-assed coloring?
>>343697038
Unless you have like dumbo ears there will be some that fit comfortably, if hair is a problem then you could at the very least get some decent earbuds.
Be honest burgers, how mad are you?
That was pretty pathetic to be quite honest family.
>MOOMOO ON SUICIDE WATCH
>ON TRIAL FOR TREASON AND CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY
>>343697124
kek
>>343697160
why even let niggers on your team?
its kinda stupid
GGWP(GET GOOD, WHY PLAY) AMERIKEKS
CANADA DRYED !
>>343697087
>Be Leafy
>go to theater
>fuck a dog in the ass
>go to school
>fuck a dog in the ass
>go outside
>let a dog fuck you in the ass
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