Why aren't there any good touhou games?
They are all made by a drunkard
>>343659745Touhouvania 1/2 and touhou puppet dance performance is fun
>>343660146
found the proud secondary
>>343659745
>1465841456324.jpgW.jpg
>>343660278
found the proud secondary
>>343659745
*clears throat*
>>343660429
kys desu
>>343660527
Nice secondary talk dude.
>>343659745
but touhou is hentai..
>>343660624
5is good.
>>343659745
The real question is, will we ever have a good Touhou thread again?
>>343662004
Yesterday's thread was nice.
>>343662004
Define good
>>343659745
Sir-no
Rai-sen
Ray-moo
2-wii
Kah-sen
Reh-me-lia
Flan-dreh
>>343662117
It was shit, it's just that all the shitposters left later in the thread and it just turned into an ok but dead thread.
>>343662207
You're not there.
>>343662380
>You're not there
I don't think we know eachother anon
>>343662380
It was fine, your impossibly high standards bullshit.
But there are!
>>343662646
I'm sorry I'm just mad and I'm taking it out on you.
>>343662846
Or your standards are too low.
>>343663030
What would you consider a good thread?
What kind of discussion do you expect from it?
>>343663030
As long as people talk about the games I consider it a good thread. Yesterday's thread had some gameplay discussion, therefore I consider it a good thread. I'm sorry people aren't bowing at Marisa's feet and sucking her cock with every post they make, but you can go to /jp/ for that.
>>343659745
dumb haguya poster
>>343659745
Because they tend to be schmups.
>>343664545
Fuck off Chlomaki your game sucks shit too
>>343664638
Ara ara anon, your saltier than the sea.
>>343665124
meme tier fetish
>>343665206
Not even a footfag
>>343663346
Not this.
>>343664421
>>343664545
>>343664638
>>343664829
>>343665124
>>343665206
>>343665280
>>343665438
Nor this>>343665438
>>343665438
Here's your fucking Marisa. There, this is a certified """"""""""""good"""""""""""" thread now, fuck the hell off already.
>>343665660
This is not a good thread.
>>343659745
But the only good thing about Touhou is the gameplay. Everything else sucks.
>>343665438
Do I need to remind you that you are on /v/?
This shit is pretty standard and has been that way for years.
You are just gonna have to deal with it until we get a new game. Or you can go the gameplay thread on /jp/ and get used to 1 reply every 5 hours, while the 3D idolshit generals clog up the first pages.
Keep in mind that youand Iare not helping by metaposting like this.
Honestly these thread can be fun as long as you don't take them so seriously, even I wish it had more non-bait manga discussion and such, but that doesn't stop me from enjoying some random 2hu related stuff.
>>343665932
>Touhou's music
>sucks
>>343665970
>stop complaining this has always been like this and will always be
>ALWAYS STOP TRYING TO CHANGE THINGS FOR THE BETTER JUST STOP ALREADY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Not him but you're part of the problem.
>>343665970
Maybe I'm just jaded, but all I see are attempts at discussing the games getting shot down by shitposters. /v/ was a decent place to discuss the games for a while, but it's really fallen into a rut recently, thanks in part to the awful, awful Touhou fanbase.
I mean seriously if I wanted to listen to idiots spout on about shitty tired memes and fanon bullshit I would go to Reddit.
>ZUN doesnt knows if Aya has wings or Momiji was dog ears
What did he mean by this?
>>343666142
>>Touhou music
Oh yeah forgot about that, it's pretty good too. Everything else is still awful though including the shitty artstyle and cancerous fanbase.
>>343666142
>>343666181
You can't change people anon
Some day you'll understand
>>343666190
Either
>The question was poorly phrased, either by the person asking or the translator
or
>He doesn't want to answer, either because he doesn't have an answer or he doesn't want to discourage fan works from making their own interpretations of his characters.
>>343666449
>he doesn't want to discourage fan works from making their own interpretations of his characters.
Which is stupid because he loves doing that shit.
>>343666391
This. The only winning move is not to play.
>>343666181
It would certainly help if people that are visiting Touhou threads actually liked Touhou.
>>343666258
I would say the setting is really interesting as well.
The character are hit or miss for some, as well, but I appreciate how they aren't generic moe shit.
And the sprite work tends to be incredibly solid, and the character designs themselves are actually incredibly solid, despite them not being drawn well.
Really Touhou has a lot of good things going on.
>>343666598
ZUN has never told people to stop viewing characters a certain way. If a popular fan view contradicts what his vision of the character is, that will become apparent eventually through his works, but he never goes out of his way to debunk things like that, as far as I'm aware (aside from a few major things like the Lily Black thing).
>>343666923
I don't really like japanese culture that much so the setting doesn't interest me.
>>343666181
You are just an intolerant bitch.
Memes and gameplay discussion can coexist
I bet you are the one on the gameplay threads on /jp/ that gets triggered by every reaction pic
>>343667109
>he goes to jp
neck yourself
>>343667192
Hello MaZe
>>343659745
DDC was pretty good gameplay wise. most of the characters were slightly bland and ZUN's synth guitar left much h to be desired.
>>343667316
>most of the characters were slightly bland
>watch a video of people commenting over a Lunatic replay of GFW, talking about the game mechanics and game tips and whatnot
>"The Ice Area doesn't mean anything"
Fucking retards.
threadly reminder
>>343667478
You're a minority if you think a significant amount of people care about any character besides Seija and Shinmyoumaru.
>>343667642
Says you the demo was fucking fantastic.
>>343667647
>secondaries don't attach themselves to a character
>therefore this character sucks
What fucked-up logic.
>>343667647
I really liked the first 3 stage bosses
>>343667647
I don't give a shit what most people like, it's usually memetic characters like clownpiece or koishi.
But calling them "bland designs" is just flat out wrong outside maybe Yatsuhashi.
Why after all these years,is IN still the best Touhou game
>>343667230
I'm not him but what's this meme that if you say something you are this random nobody that no one else knows except for some niche community on the internet?
>>343667981
idk maze.
>>343667920
>this is what secondaries actually believe
>>343668042
Please tell me who this MaZe is.
>>343667853
Whats wrong with the Prism sisters 2.0?
>>343668238
(You)
>>343667192
Not him,but sometimes I just wanna talk about Touhou and get the thing I want to say off my chest without starting a thread.
/jp/ is an almost ideal place to do that,if it weren't for the fact that you get a reply after 2 days.
>>343668297
>>343668301
I don't go to /jp/ so I legitimately don't know.
>Thread was almost on track again, could have been good.
>Shitters come back
Why do I keep investing myself in these threads? I just get burned every time.
>>343668241
Nothing.
Their theme was really cool.
>>343668415
Daily reminder that they are the same people and you are just overreacting
>>343668415
Better make soku thread.
>>343668415
It because of shitters like
>>343667192
>>343667478
>>343668140
>>343668297
>>343668301
>>343668652
with their shitty overused reaction pics and stock-comments devoid intellect or interest
In short, underages.
>>343667316
What are you on about? Saggy waggy was adorable and had the best theme the whole game
>>343668140
He says this while posting an Eosd portrait that game is the biggest secondary bait todate
>>343668707
t. "that" OP
>>343668539
I'd play a music game featuring the music instrument tsukumogami and the prismriver sisters.
>>343668757
>had the best theme the whole game
Let's no go that far anon
>>343668707
I wonder if this is Summer, or if I'm just getting too old for this place.
>>343668797
>t.
This meme was never funny.
Reminder that PCB is the easiest Touhou game.Except for maybe LLS, I haven't played that one in a while.
>>343668797
Not even, but thanks for proving me right again
>>343668757
>>343667807
>>343667853
No, I'm saying most of them have nothing you can care about. Sekibanki has no relationship with any other character, Raiko is one of the more inconsequential extras plot wise and the three other non-instrument tsukumogamis have more stuff going for them than her, that is without talking about Yatsuhashi or Benben whose point being there was just a side effect of the mallet. Kagerou and Waggy are more victims from the protags enraging then having any real importance, moreso than in other games. They really feel like they were kind of just there.
>>343667872
He didn't say anything on designs, Kagerou's is nice.
>>343668985
>PCB
>easiest
That's not IN or TD.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10657439
>>343668985
That's not MoF anon.
It takes the least amount of time to master compared to the other games.Also Youmu is a bitch.
>>343668985
I can 1cc LLS, but not PCB.
>>343669190
Nice meme.
>>343669139
DDC was supposed to be a "back to the roots" kind of game, that's why ZUN put the story on a second plane and focused on the gameplay and everything else.
Also
>Wanting story
>From a bunch of dialog lines
Read the manga
>>343669417
I'm just saying that even without story Seija and Shinmyoumaru have reasons to stand out, the others didn't even when compared to bosses of the same stage in other games.
>>343669417
>implying the games don't have good stories too
>>343669573
Play the PC-98 games
Is there a way to make a boss's health infinite in a cheat engine like SpoilerAL? I'm getting tired of spellcards in practice restarting over and over again.
>>343669384
That's because you don't have to master much of it. Stages 1 and 2 can be bombed through, and the rest only require dodging about half of the stages.
>>343669384
>MoF
>easiest anything
leling every lmao
do i pronounce it as toohoo?
>>343670008
toe hoe
>>343669968
Kanakp pls go the rest of your game is easy
>>343669687
Not only was story inferior to HM,but the entire game was also inferior.
>>343668985
LoLK is the easiest game using Sanae (if you can survive the first half of the game you can bomb the rest) and the hardest game using Marisa.
>>343670136
>>343670198
Sanae's bomb being Op is a fucking meme
Reisen is where is at.
>>343669786
>Stages 1 and 2
>bombing
>ever
What are you,casual?
Nobody fucking bombs in Stage fucking 2,not even in SA.
>>343670145
Nice contrarian opinion, /b/ro. I also think Soku is the best Touhou game and that Touhou as a whole has pretty shit music. Also Marisa is best girl.
*Covers in fear*
Is SA being hard just a meme?
>>343670398
Its widely agree upon,that ULiL was a shit game.
>>343670398
Touhou music is best.
>>343670679
>>>/soku/
Last (You) you're getting from me, shitposter.
>>343670621
In my opinion it was the hardest one till LoLK
>>343662004
Try create a thread by yourself
>>343669384
>That's not MoF
I don't know why, but it took me some days to beat it on Hard
>Also Youmu is a bitch
Now you're wrong
>>343670847
>Now you're wrong
No he's not.
Who was in the wrong here?
>>343670847
I can't imagine how the people that like Youmu are.
I know one irl but he only likes her because she has that shitty bowl cut and he doesn't know anything about the game at all
>>343670775
Nigga I don't even like soku,fighting games are shit in general,but ULiL was a special case of shit
>>343671094
Does that surprise you? Most people who are Xfags of characters in the first Windows era (this includes Marisa) tend to be secondaries to the core.
>>343671014
Buddhists
>>343671321
No. I'm a Yuyukofag myself and I got into touhou by playing EoSD and PCB.
Being a faggot for x girl or liking memes doesn't turn you into a secondary.
>>343669771
Mai and Yuki are more interesting than the instruments, Rika more than Waggy, Elly more than Kagerou and Louise more than Sekibanki. All extras trump Raiko.
>>343671558
>Being a faggot for x girl doesn't turn you into a secondary
Yes it does, but only if it's someone I don't like.
>>343671558
I said "most" and "tend".
>>343671697
Fair enough
>>343671667
Nice bit of /v/ logic
>>343668985
Are you playing in Normal aren't you?
WHICH GAME SHOULD I PLAY
>>343671818No.
>>343671579
cool contrarian opinion
>>343671847
Great fairy wars
>>343671321
Weird. I see no waifufags here, and I see no real game discussion.
What an odd coincidence.
>>343671847
STORY OF EASTERN WONDERLAND
>>343672039
Touhou is more than a bunch of games
>>343671321
Marisa is the best.
>>343672039
I prefer not to have waifufags and probably no game discussion than to do have waifufags and be guaranteed no game discussion.
>>343671818
What's wrong with Normal?
I thought playing on Easy invalidated your opinion.
>>343671847
All of them (except 1&2)
>>343672261
Haven't you heard? If you can't NMNB Lunatic with the Ultra patch, your opinion doesn't matter anymore.
>>343672357
>skipping 2
>>343671946
Just saying even being from PC-98 those characters have more going for them than that part of DDC cast. And I did say most, I wouldn't deny Waggy is more interesting than Rumia or Sekibanki better than Meira, but I don't feel they're good enough.
Tengu genocide when?
>>343672196
>Touhou is more than a bunch of games
I don't see any discussion about Touhou at all. Just mindless, surface level pseudo-discussion. People making baseless statements, and nothing more.
>>343672251
>B-but waifufags
kek, spiteful to the point where you don't care about the thread quality, just that a certain group isn't here.
>>343672539
>wings
DELETE THIS
>>343672448
Ok, just skip the first one.
>>343672261
Anon is most likely just fucking around (shitposting) or he is just wearing his favorite fedora.
Normal is ok
>>343672484
That's your opinion dude
>>343671847
If you are starting, with EoSD obviously
>>343672261
Because it's more normal looking IN and TD the easiest on Normal
>>343671818
Well, you are right, it only took me hours to beat on Hard, even EoSD and IN gave me more troubles
>>343667642
>Reimu as a princess
das kawai
>>343672437
Is that so?
>>343662869
I want Kirby to defeat Reimu and she bitch about it.
>>343672575
Awesome reading comprehension, my man.
>>343672575
>People making baseless statements
Focused types> Homing types > Wide shot types > Gimmick types
>>343672659
Yeah, I know, sorry.
>>343672781
I dunno, I mean at least that could lead to some real discussion.
>>343672781
Aslo:
originals > danmaku fangames > action fangames = strategy fangames > puzzle fangames > platformer fangames > puzzle fangames
>>343673179
>danmaku fangames that high
>>343672539
>still no ayaxmami doujin
>>343673292
Of course not, who's going to molest Kosuzu if they are too busy with that?
The maingames may get you bore fast if you don't like bullet hells. Even now PoFV and Soku have tools to let you play fone with people outside your country
Fangames have prove to be good for almost any kind of game people want. And even rare are the cases where said fangames have great netplay to gather people into them
>>343673179
In addition
Cave danmaku = Touhou danmaku > danmaku made by other devs > other shooters >Gradious-type shooters > western shooters Space Invaders/Galaxian clones
>>343673179
>danmaku fangames
This reminds me, there was some gif of someone fighting against Suika in one of these, what game is it?
>>343673380she comes in just in time for climax
>>343673397
Moreover:
comfy non-ero doujins > official manga > yuri doujins > het doujins > het rape doujins
>ZUN doesn't even know if Aya has wings
>>343673397
>Cave danmaku = Touhou danmaku
Opinion discarded.
>>343673450
You sure it wasn't a gif of StB?
>>343673560
I'm not. It was Suika growing bigger, going off screen and then returning to crash the unsuspecting player.
>>343673560
Quality posters > waifuposters >memeposters > trolls > pepeposters > opinion discarder "posters"
>>343674029
>waifuposters that high
Anyone else > You and your kind
>>343674029
Quality posters > waifuposters >memeposters > trolls > pepeposters > opinion discarder "posters" >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metaposters
>>343668707
>>343662869
the hell is this
>>343674171
Quality posters > waifuposters >memeposters > trolls > pepeposters > opinion discarder "posters" >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metaposters > metametaposters
>>343673845
It's DS
6, 7, 8 are good, rest is shit
>>343674434
You are shit.
>>343674434
t. secondary
>>343674293
Taiko
When is it coming back?
>>343674318
>DS
fuck
>usually only play reimu because I suck
>Decide to try marisa in DDC
I'm so fast holy shit
>>343673179
>puzzle fangames > platformer fangames > puzzle fangames
Nice
sky arena is pretty fun for an evening
Who's the Bedman of 2hu
>>343674745
Welcome to best girl.
>>343674745
Marisa is sanic in almost every game, feels awesome.
>>343674998
Welp. Thread's over, everyone.
>>343674884
I thought you offed yourself when Soku died, faggot.
>>343674884
Doremy Sweet
>>343675082
Why, what happened?
>>343675082
thread will be ok since she's dead
>>343675082
Please, it was over before it began.
>>343675082
He's right. Refer to my post right here:
>>343672781
>>343674884
you just wanted this to be posted didn't you
>>343674318
thank you
This is why Suika is so great
>>343674998
>>343675026
>no range
nah, I like to dodge, not aiming
>>343675195
Maybe she wouldn't have come to a thief's end if she didn't go about stealing everything in sight.
>>343675240
No, it had its chance. It could have been great, actually.
Not anymore. Let's just go play videogames while the Marisafags trample all over what's left of this thread.
>>343675394
>no range
first time playing marisa and it's so satisfying to get into their face for that DPS and then flying back to safety super fast
>>343674745
Try MarisaB in SA.
Not only you go fast,but you get 5 shottypes.
FIVE
I
V
E
SHOTTYPES
You can't make this shit up.
>>343675536
Thank god.
The only thing worse than Marisaposters are people who bitch about them. Maybe now we can have a good thread.
>>343675645
Except you barely use them.
>>343675536
What videogames?
>>343675684
>Marisafag territory
>"Maybe now we can have a good thread."
>>343675885
I just want to interject here to say thatI'm always here.
>>343675724
Speak for yourself,all the Shottypes are useful for the bosses.
Although I agree,on the stages you mostly use the widespread shot and be done with it.
>>343662004
When you stop having the same threads everyday with the same people.
>>343676131
Perfect, now we know why Touhou threads have been major trash for a long time now.
>>343675082
Why it's just getting started.
>>343676398
It's because faggots like you can't stop complaining about the quality of the threads, marisafags or LoLK
>>343676483
>furryshit
>>343676398
Please, anon, I've probably been here longer than you.
>kaguya has five last spells
How the fuck do I unlock them? I need to clear every stage with time bonus or what?
>>343676547
No it's fox Marisa.
>>343676685
>Kaguya doesn't let you continue
>>343676685
Two ways:
1) Clear the last spell that's before it (so to get to the 2nd last spell, you need to clear the 1st last spell and so on)
2) Have enough time left to see them all when you get hit and fail them
>>343676547
it's a pokemon
>>343676879
Can you please post more non-lewd pics?
I only save the cute/non-lewd ones.
>>343677278
What's the difference?
>>343677416
it's slightly more justifiable :^)
>>343677645
No it's not.
Pokemon is worse than normal furryshit
Videogames?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCEv9zJT0Co
>>343677297
Nah i dont want to spam the thread.
>>343677772
mogeko castle was a pretty bad game but the girls were cute
>>343677737
Byakuren is a thief!
>>343677737
Aki.
Don't mind me, just posting best girl.
>>343677887
that's not from mogeko castle you secondary shit
>>343678003
only thing i recognize the art style from so same thing
>>343677737
Byakuren is cute
>>343677949
>>343677958
Whoops, wrong picture.
>>343667579
You sure you didnt misunderstood something there anon?
>>343678359
What do you mean?
So does Aya has wings?
>>343677720
sure thing, my dude
>>343678217
But anon, Burning Bird is a best.
>>343677884
That's understandable,I usually only post a lot of Marisa when the thread is autosaging or has reached bump limit.
>>343678201
>>343677297
It's not even a picture of Marisa. It's a picture of the unnamed fox youkai disguising herself as Marisa.
>>343678826
Reimu and Marisa are pretty good friends.
Why does it have to be Marisa?
There are better girls.Only 2 though
>>343678489
Maybe he meant it didnt mean anything for score.
I dont remember context but the guy who said that I am sure was the guy who submitted the replay, so either he slipped up or there was a misunderstanding. I refuse to believe someone who played the game for so long doesnt know the game well.
>>343678687
She's pretty good, but she's not "best". But you know,
>opinions
Will the extra content of GoS PS4 come to the pc version? I really wish it would, but I really doubt it.
>>343678979
The best kind.
>>343678979
It's too bad the entire thing is skin-deep to Reimu (according to ZUN), since Reimu doesn't "truly" get attached to people.You will never marry a sociopathic miko with a drinking problem.
>>343678826
Haven't read the manga so I assumed it was just Marisa with fox ears,my bad.
>>343679221
>since Reimu doesn't "truly" get attached to people.
[citation needed]
>>343679256
>Haven't read the manga
Marisafags, everyone.
>>343679310
Three Fairies manga.
>>343679532
I want to 1cc almost all the games before I start reading them.I'd like to have a general idea of who the characters are,otherwise I feel like I would get lost.
Touhou needs more genderswap doujins.
>>343662354
I thought it was Cheer-no
>>343679256
A tanuki took Marisa's form in the fairies manga. The fox youkai taking Marisa's form is from Wild and Horned Hermit.
>>343679961
>uuuh it's in there somewhere i swear!!
Nice one, secondary. Show me the source for your claims or fuck off.