You're right hand comes off?
>>343628314
Te avoy a matar
>>343628314
best jacket
>>343628458
>some prick steals it
>>343628431
No thanks, BRO
>>343628314
"adas ass is fat and she looks like she could suck the foreskin back out of a circumcised dick"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wgqf2qkLxk
>>343628314
Leon homo confirmed?
>>343628736
I don't know, but that's not a very appealing thing for a girl to say.
![600px-RE4leonGhost[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ASjDxNS.jpg "600px-RE4leonGhost[1].jpg")
>hasta luego
What did he mean by this?
>leon turning down bowl-isticks
>>343628736
Yeah man nothing turns me on more than the thought of ejaculating semen into a hot cervix.
>>343628836
Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle is still Dewey even with big tits.
>>343628975
>sees the depiction of a sexy girl
>starts thinking about a young boy
hmmmm
>>343629053
It's the ears, I suppose.
>>343628314
I'm not gay but I would let Leon fuck me silly Tbh.
>>343628458
So I guess that's what they meant by "Red" 9 XD
>>343629082
Little rough don't you think?
Writhe in my cage of torment, my friend.
>>343628709
Only emptyhero posts emptyhero. Neck yourself.
>>343629448
>Neck yourself.
kiss myself lovingly on the neck?
>>343629528
get intimate with a noose
A little rough, don't you think?
>>343629601
why would i put my dick in a noose when i'm already well hung?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEGJwR5tH7k
>>343628458
Shame that some villager steals it after the first chapter.
>>343628709
Why is he more serious in this video? I don't really like his others, because I just don't find em funny, but this isn't bad.
>>343628314
Why does he look so bad in RE6? Something looks off with his face but I don't know what exactly.
LET'S ALL GO OUT FOR SOME FROSTY CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKES
>>343629983
he got manlier
>Beat game
>New game plus is possible
>Fucking ruin it by adding a bunch of INSTA WIN weapons that ruin the game
yes, I know I could just NOT use the PRL, but then I feel like a fucking idiot for not using everything at my dispisal to win.
>>343629847
the better the game is the more likely he is to fuck up and lose his lisp
>>343628975
Dewey is pretty cool. He's smart and witty and kind of a wild card in the family. He and Hal are best characters in the show.
>>343629728
>won't fall for this old trick
>>343630112
the PRL isn't really for playing it's for grinding. sell all of your other weapons and use it to stock up on ammo for your next playthrough. then you can challenge yourself with weird loadouts without having to worry about supplies.
>>343630314
Love the kid, wouldn't put my dick in him, though.
>>343628314
>You're
>>343630454
Fuck that self imposed challenge bullshit then.
I want games with new game plus that let me keep my items and keep going but without handing me super OP bullshit.
Dark Souls did it right.
>>343630087
It's just DMC4 Dante really.
>>343628314
youre small time
>>343630087
I miss bishi Leon.
>>343628736
I'd probably get really turned on if a girl said that to me.
>>343630547
>>343631508
But they always tell you 'No way fag."
>>343629728
Little rough don'tcha think?
>mfw my right hand comes on
Press F to pay respects to Mike.
F
>>343633061
Very nice
>>343633229
>you'll never have drinks with Mike
Why live
>>343628812
>>343628962
If the thought of procreative sex doesn't turn you on more than anything else, you do not technically qualify as a living organism.
In the part where Leon removes the zombieness inside Ashley, the body scan thing shows her body's got no titties
I believe we need to ponder upon this.
>>343634831
Yeah, knocking up some slag during casual sex is really exciting, you stupid shit.
>>343633869
>>343633229
>it's mike haggar
>>343634901
>girl you almost died for to save her life
>president's daughter
>cute as fuck
>tiddies
>some slag
eww
>>343635013
Sure dude, paying alimony sounds hot as fuck. No wonder why you're never getting laid.
>>343635107
>You have an impregnation fantasy? Have you even considered alimony payments?!?
No John, you are the autism.
armpits
>>343635489
No man, you're so autistic you're making me sound autistic for arguing with you. You're like a black hole of neurotypicality. Getting some random whore pregnant is about as appealing as sitting here arguing with you.
>>343635534warm milk
>>343635107
>>343635668
>implying money and marriage laws matter when fucking zombies are around
>implying ashley's a random whore
no anon you're the autist
>>343635107
Do you mean child support? Alimony is for divorced marriage partners, right?
>>343635668
Holy fuck dude, settle down.
>>343628314
Leon really is the best protagonist. It's great seeing him go from a cop in over his head to a wise-cracking badass that purges castles and an entire island by himself.
>>343628431
UMPALA STELLO
