Here says that videogames is one of your hobbies.
Am I reading this correctly?
Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
Yes, Playing video games and chilling5times a day.
Yes, you are. I'm a pretty boring individual so that's one of my hobbies.
But, look at the upside: I'm far less likely to be incapacitated from work or taking a medical leave compared to someone who, I don't know, plays a sport regularly. In one of my older jobs I had a boss who played soccer regularly and he used to get his legs injured.
Y-yes sir!! I also l-love Mario and uh...uhhh.. P-pokemon. L-look... I go grab my 3DS for this! I show you my collection...
w-what? Please dont throw me out! Mommy said I had to find a joooob. REEEEEEEE
>>343547871
dont bother to pretend you´re interested in hiring me before never calling back you fucking worthless ass faggot.
if im ever gonna turn into a serial killer im going for you first
>>343547871
Get out of my parent's basement right fucking now.
>>343547871
Yes,perfectly, thank you for reading the script.
Now that we know your eyesight is fine, would you mind telling me why you think "you're" the best applicant for the job?
>>343548382
>>343547871
Because I too like to play games. Hell, since we have so much in common, I'm going to hire you on the spot. Add me on steam? My ID is FurryHiringManager1986, we can RP!
>>343549047
;_;
>>343547871
Yes sir, I engage in online community management as well as digital asset management in my free time, I also thrive in competitive environments online and keep a keen eye on developments within the industry for the purpose of assessing future personal investments.
>>343549047
>implying it´s not the memed wagecuck sacrificing his life to a faceless corporation who´s the real loser
you may handle money now but where is your soul?
>>343549804
>where is your soul?
>>343547871
>put a load of made up shit in my CV to make it look like Im not a boring recluse
>One of said fake hobbies is a passion of the interviewer
>He starts talking in great detail about it and asking your opinion on shit you don't know about
>>343551027
>not at least doing 5 minutes of research on your fake hobbies just to be safe
i can tell you're a real go getter
>>343551205
I did, he'd been doing it every weekend for the last 15 years.
>putting hobbies on your CV
That's asking for awkward intevrviews.
>>343551520
What hobby?
>>343549804
As opposed to what? Sacrificing your life for /v/?
Since you can't speak simple English, I doubt it.
