My mom broke her arm recently. Why is this related to /v/? Her only escape from the ugly life with my father is Animal Crossing: New Leaf. She has logged 2500 hours in this game and since she broke her arm she can't play anymore. I see her depressed and not being able to distract herself from her mostly immobile state.
I was wondering if any of you guys had any idea of how I could mod her 3DS XL so that she can play it with her right hand. She can't hold the 3DS with her left hand at all. Thanks.
To make a little bit of a topic to talk about, do any of you moms love a certain game?
>>343530763
>having a mom
what are you, gay?
>>343530763
you're a weirdo.
>>343530763
If she owns a Wii get Animal Crossing, she only needs the Wii remote for that.
You can definitely play animal crossing with one hand
She can put it on her lap and play it with the stylus only.
>>343531084
She can't, she had to either move with the circle pad (very slowly) or she can press the buttons. If it was like the DS version she could move with the stylus and it would be easier but...
Set it down on a table and play with one hand, it's fucking animal crossing
No wonder your dad probably gets so angry, your mom is stupid as fuck
>>343531624
She can't sit at the table. Her arm has to stay immobile in a perpendular fashion so she's confided to a couch with an arm rest 24/7 except for bathroom breaks obviously.
Also nice projecting.
>>343532043
Then get her a fucking tray you moron
Or play it for her as she tells you what to do
Fuck, there are a gland thousand better ways to go about this than modding a ds you nugget
>>343532043
Have you heard about trays? Even a fucking wood plank would do.
>>343530763
>logging hours
>in animal crossing
are you Anon "the fucking retarded" Anonson by any chance?
>>343530763
Someone post the story
Use the fact that she can't rely on this bland escapism any longer as the catalyzer of change in her life.
Well she COULD try playing:Bionic Commando
It's a joke, we like to have fun around here.
some of my earliest memories are watching my mom (who looked like joan jett at the time) beat wizards and warriors 2 ironsword. i'm old. kill me.
>>343532507
Pretty much this.
Tell her to leave your father and improve her life.
>>343532632
>broken arm
>can't even go to the bathroom alone
WELL time to leave my husband!!
>>343533276
>1x broken arm
>can't go to the bathroom alone
sounds like a lack of trying aniki.
>>343530763
Maybe if she worked on improving her relationship instead of playing shitty 3DS games made for 12 year olds, she wouldn't feel such an urge to feed her escapism
>>343533276
If you would live alone and have a broken arm you would get a butler for free, at least in my country.
>>343533627
It's not an ordinary broken arm, it's her upper arm and she broke it around the nerve so she couldn't get surgery without risking losing mobility. She has to stay immobile so that it heals well and she has a huge cast that she can't just walk around with without someone holding it. It's a pretty sad sight. She cries a lot because she's so useless right now. That's why I wanted to try to find a good way for her to play her game.
>>343533784
What cool country is that?
Nintendrones
>>343533956
Europe, let's just leave it to that.
Won't go into details because I don't want to be recognized.
Frida Kahlo first took up painting after becoming involved in an accident that left her bed-ridden in a full-body cast for three months. This is how she made something of herrself. Your mom cries because she can't play Animal Crossing for a month
>>343530763
Have sex with her to pass the time
>>343530763
emulate GC/Wii Animal Crossing
play with right side of keyboard
/v/ obviously isn't the place to ask this since everyone's a retard
>>343530763
Just get her a pc, connect it to a tv and let her do whyever the fuck she wants with mouse only
>>343534390
Frida Kaglo was also a who married a fat ugly dude who constantly cheated on her
>>343534390
>why isn't your mom Frida Kahlo at age 56
>>343530763
Your dad broke her arm? Why don't you kill your dad? Why don't you kill yourself? Why don't you kill?
What does her cast look like? When I broke mine I was able to still play games that were not too action orientated like turn based games or even animal crossing.
>>343534197
Man, I live in europe too and here if you break your arm you'd have to pray to the gods for our free healthcare not to take your other functional arm as well.
>>343534390
This, and wasn't there that musician who was blind or deaf in the old classical era and he made some sick ass tunes.
>>343530763
I already see that pasta somewhere, you wont fool me Anon!
Your mom is obviously depressed and frustrated. Be a good son and give her the dick
>>343530763
My mom loves Pou and Candy Crush
>>343530763
My mom loves Animal crossing, she's still playing the GC one and Wild World.
>>343535339
This. Did your dad break her arm, anon?
Okay let's cut the shit.
D-don't c-c-cry..!
>marries a violent man
>it's not her fault! society taught her to hate herself!
this is what feminism has done to people
>>343530763
>>343530763
Nice blog post m8.
>>343534197
>won't go into details because I don't want to be recognized.
lmao autism
>>343535828
fug
I played through Pokemon Red with one hand, I have a very large hands so I can reach over all the buttons of a Game Boy with just my thumb.
Try some of that shit, if she has a big hand, anyway be a good boy and be sure to give him the dick.
>>343530763
Kill your father, and accept that you will get prison time for it.
It might be extreme, but it is the only right thing to do
>>343535810
Nah, she fell because she wasn't careful.
>>343535764
I hadn't thought about putting some games on her iPad, thanks anon!
>>343535828
I wonder what his reaction was when he found out that the in-game mom sent him all those presents
>>343530763
Jack her off.
Jesus Christ /v/ I knew you were full of edgy teenagers but this is pushing it
OP just wants to help his mom, I'm sure in ways other than helping her play animal crossing as well
>>343535828
>she passed away a year ago
It's probably been like 10 years ;_; I wonder how that guy is doing.
>>343534197
>better not say what country I'm from or someone might figure out who I am
>>343536814
Yeah, what were people thinking suggesting video games to OP after he asks help from a video game board...
And I rarely use triple ellipsis, think about that for a while.
>>343537034
It's a small world. Fuck off my case.
>>343536828
Well he's probably depressed over Happy Home Designer.
>>343532043
there's a lot of ways around that, but maybe you just don't care about her that much.
My mum keeps playing candy crush and other mindless games like that when she's bored
Should I get her a handheld that plays games that she may like?
Is aninmal crossing easy to grasp etc?
Suggest some games and all
>>343537720
>Is aninmal crossing easy to grasp etc?
Kinda, but it's basically just busy work and chores, moms do that their entire life anyway.
Just get Tetris or something, it's as simple as it gets and women love Tetris.
>>343537606
Or maybe... MAYBE I'm asking for ideas because I care. Just a wild guess tho.
turn 360 and walk out on her shes done
>>343537250
It's too late! The minute you revealed you were from Europe I recognized you for who you were... HANS SPRUNGFELD!
>>343537874
Thing about her is she doesn't even bother if it looks mildly complex
She's been playing that same fucking candy crush shit for like 400 levels or something so I guess she doesn't mind some dumb repetitive games
Is there some simple game that'll make her sharper or something?
>>343535828
DELETE THIS
>>343530763
Well the 3DS has that touch screen, would a really long stylus/rod work? The kind that morbidly obese people sometimes use to operate keyboards or something?
You might need to describe your mom's range of potential motion better here.
>>343538367
I'll make a drawing in a moment.
>>343534390
i hate that ugly cunt so much. Every fucking spanish class we HAD to talk about this dumb whore.
>>343538198
Scheisse! I've been found out!
>>343539703
Fuck you, you're not me.
Whatever happened to being anonymous?
>>343540056
Anonymous means without a name, not without a country.
>>343540213
If they know WHERE you are, they know WHO you are.
If you post your fucking address ofc they can fish out your name.
>>343540056
You know that the janny knows who you are right?He knows where you're posting from and he can see allll of your shitposts.
>>343540405
Tracing someone based on IP is highly inaccurate, not to mention if you're going through proxy.
>>343536669
>she fell
This really sounds like an abuse unless you actually saw the fall.
>>343540587
I saw the fall, it was kind of hilarious until she couldn't get up kek.
Also here's a drawing of the position she needs to maintain at all times, basically her arm needs to be propped perpendicular to her body. Since my drawing skills are shit, I included some tits.
>>343540806
ur mum has nice tits anon
>>343540806
Those are nice tits, do you still dream about suckling on them like you did when you were a babby?
>>343540992
>implying I don't still do it
>>343540806
(You)
>>343540056
>You're not me!
Ooooh, we're about to get to see anon battle his Shadow!
>>343540806
Couldn't she just work the 3DS in her lap with her right hand? It'd be awkward, sure, but it should be doable especially if it's games like AC she plays, nothing with reaction time.
>>343541768
Just read the post where this was addressed, sorry.
Fire Emblem is pretty casual nowadays and I know you can play that with one hand, would she be interested in that?
Would you fuck a mom?
>>343535623
...Beethoven. He was deaf.
>I feel sorry for women who willingly seek out violent men
That's like sympathizing with hoboes who play in traffic
>>343530763
tell her to play it like a laptop with one hand at a table or something.
>>343540386
Most addresses use more than just "United States"
>>343542451
Reminder that she'd date a violent buck before she'd let you touch her, beta.
Women don't respect your emotional bullshit you creepy fucks.\
They respect power.
>>343530763
My mom never liked games but weirdly when she saw me play Animal Crossing on GC she expressed how she wanted to play it. She saw one of the cat townies and was like "OOH can I play as the kitty??" Never got around to it though.
r8 me mum
>>343542623
poor little white boi
>>343542325
He turned deaf later on in his life though, he wasn't always deaf. But still, using his experience from composing and making music when he had functional hearing, he continued to compose masterpieces even when he turned deaf.
>>343530763
>HATE DAD
nice blog faggot.
>>343542981
B-but anon, this is a blue board!!!
>>343542623
>they probably actually got married
i really am doing it wrong
Tell her to kill herself OP
>>343542623
Bitch tried to steal his shoe. I hope someone reported her.
Aw, I wish my mom was into games too. It was my dad who introduced me to it. I showed her a lot of games but she never seemed to get it sadly.
She had her arm broken a few months ago too, it was not pretty. Hope yours will be better soon.
Also I play a lot of acnl theses days so I feel her ; maybe try to emulate the opus from GC for her ?
>>343531362
Yeah, stylus movement on WW was great. I think they plan to add it to New Leaf eventually though.
>>343532043
Why don't you sit there next to her and play it with her? You hold one side of the DS and she the other, then you both can make out. I'm sure she needs the extra attention if your toe-san is being a meanie.
>>343535828
>>343535828
>he doesn't realize that that's his in-game mom
>>343543631
>/v/ will one day become a NSFW board.
I'm okay with this.
>>343536717
>>343543819
is this realLOL?
>>343537250
Dude, the only way you could be found in a European country just from living there is if you were one of the few people who was actually born in Andorra instead of just being a tax dodger.
Judging from how guarded you are though, you're probably Swiss.
How do I get mommy gf?
>>343544014
Yeah your "mom" in the game sends you little notes on holidays and such, usually with some bells or something.
>>343540806
Pokemon.
Also has loads of cutesy animals in, and is primarily turn-based (with touch-screen menus for battles).
>>343543198
The first thing you need to realize is that men and women are not the same.
Talk to women as if they are children, but not your own children.
>>343544137
>step 1. Call your mum
>step 2. Tell her you want to suck on her knockers again
>step 3. Jam it in
>how do I help my mom deal with reality through escapism
how about you get rid of the problem instead like a real man would
>>343544137
>he thinks having a second mom nagging you is a good idea.
You a cute beta nigga.
>>343544472
I'm surprised nobody from /k/ has ever done one of these photos in full S.T.A.L.K.E.R. mode with gas mask and a nugget or something.
>>343535828
Too bad the mom was probably some heifer with rolls of fat, looked ugly as sin, and probably stunk like ass. Draw it up as some cute skinny blonde and you think it's cute. Propaganda piece.
Also, those letters weren't even from his real mom lmao that's the game generating spam.
>>343544642
/k/'s not too fond of women
Sounds like your mom likes getting handled. Women respect that. Women love that fear.
Shame you never got your daddy's strong genes.
>>343544472
>that trigger discipline
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I wonder which villager will have left when I go back to it after my current ~8 month hiatus.
>>343545076
Whatever, he's crushing that pussy while you are crying over trigger discipline.
>>343545023
what the fuck is that gif?
>>343538264
I'm addicted to puzzle and dragons on 3ds. You do everything with the stylus
>>343545023
Post more like this.
>>343535828
its pretty funny that overwhelming majority of gamers treat in-game mother figures way better than they do their irl moms, even though their irl moms haven't done anything wrong except birth them
>>343530763
>even though their irl moms haven't done anything wrong except birth them
>>343530763
>broken arm
>being completely handicap
Fuck you and your mother
>>343543071
That makes it even more relevant to OP's mom.
OP, your mom needs other expressive hobbies. Like painting.
>>343544472
Weird, my female friends and myself actually prefers men who respect us and talk to us like we are their equals.
I guess there is something wrong with us... but something tells me this men get laid way more than you
>>343546787
these*
>>343546787
>>343546907
My wife is like that 99% of the time, but when my dick is in her nothing gets her wetter than a lot of rough house.
I feel really bad most of the time I do it but she clenches really hard on me when I strike. Then I'm always saying sorry afterwards but she keeps saying she loved it.
I'm far from a dominant person so I never feel comfortable when I do it but it makes her happy.
>>343535606
hello Romania
when will you join the rest of the civilized world?
>>343546341
>>343533883
Read the fucking thread fug
>>343547264
Fantasms and fetishes are another story. People get sometimes wild while intercourse, some have more weird fetishes than others, but most of them would hate to act/see their partner act like that out of the bed. And it seems like a lot of people don't get that.
I'm sure your wife would not like to be hit by you in her everyday life. She can fufill her desires with you in bed because she trusts you, she knows you respect her truly and you wouldn't take advantage of her. Most women work that way.
I like some rough sex myself from times to times, but I would never have it with some guy who treats me like a child.
>>343548432
Oh yah I totally get that. She wouldn't take shit from anybody treating her like crap any other time of day. Its always just so jarring though when it happens. She even got upset that I was only slapping her instead of a closed fist but I can't bring myself to do that no matter how much she begs.
>>343530763
Become a man and beat your father into submission.
>>343544795
nice bait! here's a (you) for trying so hard.
>>343545132
I fuck my girlfriend too but that doesn't mean I can't display proper fucking trigger discipline holy shit.
>>343545023
So what's the story behind this gif?
>>343549349
Yeah, it must be hard... I don't think I could bring myself to hit my bf even if he asked me to. I hope you're enjoying the sex too, and she's not forcing you into anyting
>>343549964
Oh it's still great. It's not that often that it happens and I do it for her sake. Now all I need to do is figure outhow to ask her for a threesomewith another guyof even me just watching
OP just get your mum an ipad or something.
>>343550449
Apple products, the gift of choice among cuckolds
>>343550449
Good thing then.
Haha well good luck with that ! I'd say if you know each other for a long time now just go for it, even if she says no she may reconsider it later.
I personnally hate it when people gives me "hints" about things like that, heh.
>>343535828
the best part about this is that it was originally a shitty ironic /v/ copypasta that has been eaten and shitted through the internet thousand times over, and newfags wont recognize it of course
weve come full circle
>>343551239
Hate people being coy and beating around the bush or hate the idea?
>>343530763
My mom has ACNL and she love it too, she must hast something like 3k hour on it.
Is there any kind of title like AC on the 3DS ? The 3DS isnt her first portable, she had a 3DSlite and XL and owned more than 50 games on it but she always tells me that there is no game on the 3DS.
She likes Laytons, puzzle games, adventure/pointnclick, match 3/4.
>>343535828
My mom plays ACNL, this is too depressing for me
