>Hey anon you got a mic?
>put headset on
Yeah, I'm here, sup?
>Yeah I'll just set it up
>Can you guys hear me?
>Cool, let's do this
That's what non autismos usually do
>>343488191
I do but its broken lol
>Use your mic to say no
>dude why is your voice so deep lmao
>>343488442
Ahhh thats too bad, add me on steam and ill talk to u when u get a new one ;)
>>343488521
>says lmao through mic
Dropped.
>hey you got a mic
>yeah one sec
>alright I'm ready
>wow we get it you're a gamer gurl!!!
>not having a john cena soundboard ready for exactly this situation
>>343488362
>>cool, let's do this
unfriended/blocked/reported
>>343488362
and let me guess, you don't say anything else the whole time unless someone asks you a question.
>lmao why do you sound 13 years old?
>>343488702
>>343488702
or they completely change the way they act around you and you accidentally tear the group apart
>>343489007
I know that feel all too well.
>that one guy who plays music
>ask him to turn it off when it's one v one
>lol dude chill out it's just a game man lmao don't be a try hard it's about having fun lol I'm so baked right now
>o-okay
>they realize I'm a man
>all the girls start bullying me and fighting over me, asking about my dick
>accidentally tear the group apart
This is why I don't use a mic
>>343488362
>>Cool, let's do this
>That's what non autismos usually do
:^)
>>343490543
>Then I woke up
>Start crying while hugging my waifu pillow
>that guy who has to say something "quirky" when he hops on the mic
>be grill
>play on TF2 server for about an hour
>don't use my mic the entire time
>someone asks me a question about the game and I answer it
>get instantly booted from the server
>>343491679
kill yourself frogfucker
>>343488191
>girl joins server
>starts singing
>it's actually pretty good
>everyone vote kicks her
EVERY TIME
>>343488521
Every time
>tfw sound like you're in witness protection on the mic
>>343491993
That girl looks like shes seen some shit
>that guy who makes you play with his garbage friend
>that guy who starts team killing if you don't follow his epicly hilarious strats
>>343492176
she chose to be on girlsdoporn it hink
and that really broke her, but it looked like she was enjoying herself so i call bullshit, shes just acting shocked here and trying to play the victim card
>>343491993
I've seen this same post and the same webm together a couple of times months ago
I actually don't have a mic.
Is it possible to look up chat logs on stream even if they unfriended you?
>>343491679
At least he's not a frog poster.
>>343488191
Are there any games that encourage people to be on mics most of the time? I'm tired of reading text, I just want simple oral conversation.
>>343488362
>cool, lets do this
You don't actually say that right?
>>343488191
I don't even play multiplayer games that use voip anymore. I rarely play multiplayer games at all anymore. Maybe Trackmania
>Cool, let's do this
>That's what non autismos usually do
>>>Cool
>That's what non autismos usually do
>let's do this
>>>>CoOohOuhOol
ok
>>343488191
> get on TS
> start talking
> anon, why is your gf on the mic?
This is why I stopped using voice chat. I just say I'm mute to have an excuse not to speak.
>>343496920
>things that never happened
>>343497380
You're right. I was single at the time. They just assumed.
>>343496920
More like
>get on mic
>"Whoa are you a kid?"
>Don't want to have to tell them you're a girl
>actually do and then you can finally get to a decent conversation because some people are decent enough to not dwell on your gender and make it the new focus
Isn't that right, /v/
>get on mic
>can't stop making jokes about sucking my teammates' dicks
>friend gets on mic
>"Hi guys, wanna play video games together?"
>unfriend and block him
>>343488362
Stop watching Ubisoft gameplay demos, your conversation sounds fake.
>tfw nasally voice
I can force it to not sound that way but I've been doing it for so long people who know me will notice
>>343488362
Do you work for Ubisoft marketing?
>playing multiplayer online at all
>get on mic
>Why the fuck is your voice so deep, are you some little kid using a voice changer
>>343489023
Perfect
>>343497979
>get on mic
>some nasally neckbeard won't stop flirting with me and my friends and asking to suck our dicks
>this guy actually thinks he's an anime girl or something
>we all laugh at him and kick him
>>343492176
Looks like her face is melting. One of her eyes is about to drop off her face.
>>343497979
Y-yeah
Th-they w-were jokes, its j-just a pr-prank
Sure do!
>actually caring if someone uses a mic or not
>>343488459
This desu
>tfw uncomfortable about my voice because trans but want to be a team player
>>343494780
Hell divers I suppose?
It's not the most complex game, so the emotes work just fine if your team actually listens to them. But I've found a number of people using mics, moreso than any other game this gen.
>>343491679
>guy that's lagging behind won't shut up
>"MOVE dot e x e"
>he legitimately thinks he's ahead of us
smdh
>haha, anon, why do you sound like Kermit the frog?
>>343498875
>paying for an Alien Swarm mod
>>343498812
iktfWant to play Overwatch together and work on our voices?
>>343498812
Why are there so many troons in video games?
Like you hardly ever see them in real life but on video game message boards there's a million of them.
>>343498902
Say you're Ray Romano
>>343491250
>>343498315
>mfw I'm nasally but deep
>>343488191
>>Hey anon you got a mic?
>it broke a few weeks ago
>realize its been two years...
>realize im poor
>realize my son still loves me but i cant afford a 15$ headset on amazon...
>cant afford to up my rig so i can frakenstein him a system with my ugly case he wants and loves for some reason...........
its hard to live most days.... cant even afford 2.50$ a day to get a functioning buzz/drunk anymore so i mope/goth phase despite my age (28)
>>343488362
>cool, lets do this
cringeworthy
>tfw two or more guys on my teamhave deep voices
>the second they here your voice they either want to
>hit on you
>hate you
feels bad
>>343499053
L O N D O N
>>343498935maybe in another life, anon. I'm still super early on so I don't even have the beginnings of a girl voice.
>>343498983
Because people on the internet fill a niche demographic compared to real life. And where you find lonely, introverted people, you're bound to find some trans people.
>>343498902
>try my absolute hardest for a good Kermit the Frog impression
>mfw I'll never ever sound like based God Kermit
>>343497946
There's a girl in my /v/ group. She's the autistic one and no one sperges out when she's on
>finally decide to do something about my crippling social anxiety and use my mic in csgo
>giving call outs and complimenting teammates
>"dude you sound like a serial killer"
>teammates chuckle
>never use mic again
I understand why they would think that. My voice is so emotionless and robotic.
>anon, I thought you said you were a guy?
>you sound more like a little girl to me...
>>343499220
You should kill them
>>343499025
maybe you should kill your son and then yourself, anon.
>>343499025
>$2.50 a day
I spend probably $200 a week at bars and I don't even go with anyone. I just sit at the bar, eat dinner and kill drinks until I stumble home. It's just nice to get out of my apartment.
>>343499209
john?
>>343499147I won't judge you. I'm far from perfect too. You'll never get better if you don't practice.
>press F2 to laugh
>only use mic when I burp
>>343499209
>/v/ group
Fuck off retard.
>>343491879
>>343494583
detected the "quirky" fags
>>343499127N-no.
>>343499318true, but I've got lots of friends that I voice chat with already. I just don't use a girl voice, which sucks. Sorry!
>>343499276
Ahahaha fagggggggooootttt
>>343499389
>PushToTalk for burping/coughing/sneezing
>intentionally do it as loud as possible
>>343499482
Use your girl voice or you'll never get better, anon. Trust me. It takes a shitload of practice and takes a lot of time. You don't even have to play with me but fucking practice with real people.
>normally have voice disabled
>see tons of shit in the text chat
>enable voice to see what's going on
>dude blaring music
>little kids raging at him
>Nasally teen making fun of kids for being younger than him
>Angry guy shouting at everyone to shut up
>drunk guy laughing at all of it
>disable voice chat
>>343499575
fucking mental cases, gtfo /v/
>>343499632
are you me
>>343499643
Feeling triggered?
>>343499727
yes
>>343499575
I plan to at some point. I have a group of friends that I talk to fairly regularly; I just need to actually figure out how to say "hey I'm going to attempt to sound like a girl, please don't ridicule me" without sounding like a spaz. I talk to myself a lot in a girl-y voice but it needs a lot of work and self-recording to see if it sounds anywhwre near accurate. Not to mention I haven't done vocal exercises. All in due time, anon.
>>343499643
lol
>>343488191
>Yo
>hardly speak anything even with my friends
>"lol i like your voice"
>t-thanks!
>>343499643
>complaining about degeneracy on 4chan
Why don't you just stick to Facebook so you can hang out with all your well-adjusted normal friends?
>>343499220
>my voice is emotionless
Tfw having a naturally sounding monotone voice
>>343499754
Ganbatte, then.
>>343499754
Dont know if just baiting (You)s or not but there's not a single way to say this without coming off as a massive homosexual or a total delusional creep.
>text chat
>everybody has a distinct personality and way of acting without getting too obnoxious
>voice chat
>dead sounding guy
>dead sounding guy
>dead sounding girl
>dead sounding guy
hey anon,got a cam?
>>343496256
That still looks cool, I don't care what girls think
>woah dude you sound depressed, are alright?
>yeah...I'm not alright
>>343499804
>4chan is for psychopaths and the mentally challenged XDDDD
Go back to Tumblr homo.
>>343499307
if you live in chicago, i just need 2.46 for a bottle of country girl peach tea vodka.
>>343488191
>tfw too autistic to even get into text chats
just
kill
me.
>>343499880
If by "delusional creep" you mean transgender, then that's what I'm aiming for. My friends know and seem to be accepting of it; I just have to work up the courage to actually use the voice around them. Not baiting, although I love the (You)s.
>>343488362
>let's do this
LEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYY
>>343499991
>4chan is only for normal people who share my views on society and hobbies
After you go back to facebook, faglord.
>>343488459
/thread
>>343488362
>Cool, let's do this
>>343499991
This, never understood why people think 4chan is just a bunch of no lifers.
>>343500040
Couldn't you just gradually speak a bit higher every time and blame it on the hormones or whatever shit you people take.
I hate being in groups with women.
It's not women themselves. It's how men act differently towards them, and how there's still an inkling of that being expected even when the group itself isn't "Like that"
Sure, the girl is doing nothing wrong, it's the reaction to her that's actually cancerous, but it's easier to get rid of her.or just stop showing up.
>>343499307
how do i get rich like you? are you in Chicago? Have some screening passes for upcoming movies and looking for a drinking pal/kino friend
disposable email in field.
must be okay with baneposting.preferably as a inside joke irl between us, if not at least understand i do it online 24/7....
>>343491679
>hops on the mic
dropped
>>343497979
le irony xD and anime
>>343499962
Fuck yourself attention whore even on anonymous image board you want (You)'s well fuck (You)rself you sad cunt, what do you have to be depressed about ?
>>343500180
Nah. Hormones don't have an effect on the voice for MTFs. And my friends know that. I've told them that I literally just have to manually change my voice, so I can't really lie to them. It's not a big deal, anyways. Just takes some courage.
>>343500176
Because it was. Everyone ended up here for a reason.
>>343488191
>Yeah but I'm not an English native speaker so I'm not really comfortable with talking, I can listen just fine though
>>343500180
>>343500273
i feel like 'trying to sound like a girl' is several steps lower on the weird-o-meter than actually telling people you're physically attempting to change gender.
>>343499025
>2.50$ a day to get a functioning buzz/drunk anymore
how does that work out?
are US alcohol prices fucked? you can get cheapo vodka here for about £10
>>343497946
No, they treat you nicely because you're a girl. Think about it.
>>343500076
JEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIINS
>>343488362
>cool, let's do this
>>343499209
>/v/ group
why i will never go on steam again
too many fucking normies
>>343488362
>Cool, let's do this
>>343488362
>Cool, let's do this
>>343500332
Yeah, that's a good point. But I talk to these guys daily. They're used to my voice. They're not really that used to my physical appearance, since we don't see each other very often. So changing my voice feels like more of a big deal since that's my biggest way of interacting with them.
>>343500216
Parents pay my rent and my job consists of sitting in a motel office watching movies all day. Total time spent actually checking people in might be twenty minutes a day. I have no expenses so I just blow it all on my future alcoholism.
>>343500263
>what do you have to be depressed about ?
retard faggot
half the reason depression is a thing is because it's an irrational emotional imbalance. you don't need "something to be depressed about" for the happy chemicals on your brain to decide to emulate you and be completely useless cocksuckers.not him.
>>343500403
like youre any better of a human, using the word "normie" you fucking cancerous piece of shit
fuck off to /r9k/ or something
>>343499962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aLdsAV_Xc4
i know that feel, wmail me if you need a friend. this video helped me when i was younger and it came out when i was in h.s
anyone dealing with depression and/or living in chicago with a interest in going to see cinema/kino email me plz.
even if you hate vidya/call-of-cthulhu/dnd/80`s/kino/etc email me. im here for you guys, and i really need someone here for me now. even if its just a email every few days.
>>343488362
>Yeah I'll just plug right on
>Whatup y'all?
>Rad, let's crank this up
That's what non fags usually do
>>343500360
Maybe he meant something like a forty or bum wine. But even that I need two forties to get drunk.
>>343500278
It's not 2006 anymore faggot, this place is just reddit/tumblr now.
>>343488362
>cool, lets do this
>>343500509
thats right i am a better human.
you can insult me all you want but you're still normal trash that's in a /v/ steam group
neck yourself
>"hey join our skype chat"
>"alright"
>no one talks aside from the occasional cough or chewing sound
>Hey anon you got a mic?
>Yeah
>proceed to have a normal conversation without acting like an 'ironic anime healslut' or a total sperg
>>343500360
mys shit has been on clearaence or like 203 years because the company flopped a nd a 750ml bottle is like 1600 calories so no one who is a faggot like me buys it at liquerramama/
>>343500506
Did I hurt your feelings you entitled little shitstain? I took a dump last week and it clogged the toilet. If you have nothing to be depressed over then you're just victimizing yourself. GO outside dumb fuck stick your dick in a girl suddenly happy life's not so bad faggot.
>>343500370
I cannot argue thatHow do we make dudepeople stop dicing up their brains whenever girls get on the mic?
>>343496256
I want left guy's pants and middle guy's shirt.
>I just don't see what I would get out of talking to you anymore.
>Hey this guy sounds depressed
>He talks with no emotion
>I bet he thinks about killing himself constantly
The shit people can know from your voice alone
>>343500482
>litrtslly privrlrgrd..........
ok, i wont hate.... but im starting to understand SJW# more lately.....
#suicide
>>343500707
>GO outside dumb fuck stick your dick in a girl suddenly happy life's not so bad faggot.
Yes, I'm sure the happy chemicals in your brain will just magically decide that this is the point where they stop malfunctioning.
Don't talk about medical topics you know nothing about, faggot.
>>343500707
He literally said depression can happen out of nowhere.
Are you autistic?
>>343500726
You can't. Perma/v/irgins will always lose their spaghetti and there's no way to stop it. If they don't regularly interact with people (of either gender) they'll do it poorly when they do end up talking to someone.
>>343497946
>some people are decent enough to not dwell on your gender and make it the new focus
Why the hell do you think you're getting a decent conversation
Protip:It's your gender
>>343488191
>Hey anon you got a mic
>you type that you don't
>you actually have one
> random joins the voice channel
> MAGIC MISSILE MAGIC MISSILE ARRRRRRRGGHHH MAGIC MISSILE AAAAAHHHHHH MAGIC MISSILE MAGIC MISSILE
>>343500707
(You) :)
>>343500651
>ngecongrats.webm
>>343488362
>cool, lets do this
Faggot
>he doesnt spam loud nigra everytime people ask for mic
>>343500726You don't. If they can't socialize with women without sperging out it's their problem to fix, not yours.
>>343500871
Well, I can still laugh and joke with them and trade insults and they will dish them right back
>>343500870
I tend to find mixes of people, perma/v/irgins or otherwise.Actually a majority of the guys I talk to have wives interestingly
>>343488191
Yes I have a mic, im not summer /v/
>>343500791
If it makes you feel better my parents were poor until I was already into my 20s. I got to experience overpaying for a shitty apartment and eating pasta or rice seven days a week for several years.
> friend joins channel
> SCOTLAND
> FOREVEEEEEEEEEEEEER
>>343500912
At least post a link, you lazy faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjkVLE78Cpc
>>343500834
Oh yes the "happy chemicals" you explained it so well huh faggot. You don't know shit you have shit for brains you have shit coming out of your ears and falling onto your dinner plate eat it up shit eater and grow up bitch boy.
>>343500836
Literally oh em gee I am so depressed, like, literally. Oh my god so cringe much autism. I am too fucktarded to function like a regular human being I have to blame my problems on another entity.
>>343500905
Stay mad.
>>343500707
You don't seem like you enjoy your life that much.
>get on mic
>SUUUUH DUUUUDE
>>343500879
>You dont////
>they kick you
*you have received a 7 day ban for too many recent kicks/reports*
>>343498902
I feel you
>join german teamspeak
>something something amerikanisch something kermit
>hahahaha
>>343501085
Saor Alba, brother.
>In a group with mostly autists
>a girl joins
>I can see the end of the world from here
>try desperately to steer the topic off of her as much and as subtly as I possibly can, with only the group's longevity in mind
>she logs off
>it gets even worse, they start directly asking one another about her
>can't contain the autism with all my efforts of changing the subject
>it's all fucking over
>she never comes back
I have rarely been so happy
>>343501147
not even any of those but
Jesus christ, go for a walk, anon
>>343501191
Oh god my cousin actually says this
>>343501064
i cant een afford pata/rice for me or my son most days////// i understand ytour tryng to make me feel better. thanks. im going to bed. im drunk. life is shit. i hate veryone.
>>343501152
Boo hoo you are crawling out of the woodwork crawling down the goddamn walls like a bunch of limp wristed depressed shit eaters, no one was talking to you either bitch boy.
>>343501251
Thanks for the input.
>>343501091
what is greentexting for if not being a lazy faggot?
>>343501245
This dedu
I have no idea why everyone freaks out about a pussy they wont get
![6d556c95c1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LwURPOI.jpg "6d556c95c1[1].jpg")
>Hey anon you got a mic?
>Types, "Yeah give me a sec"
>*horrible loud rusling and electrical interference flood your speakers*
>video related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIuNZAQIoEE
>>343488362
Why are so many people acting like this is the most autistic shit? I don't see the problem
>>343499147
so basically you're saying that trannies are drawn to places where other people with issues gather?
got it.
>hey does anyone have a mic
>hello
>they start a conversation instead of taking about the game
>it's a game with a small community so you can't just ignore them
I just wanted to know if you were going right or left piece of shit
>>343501316
>>343501147
>>343500707
>summer /v/ is real
>>343501316
your parents are going to take your phone away if they find out you're being mean to people on the internet :(
>>343500879
Works every time. Those faggots will never know.
>>343488191
>No
>ok but why
>No
>you should get one
>No
>why not?
>Because no
>Hey anon, do you have a mic?
>Yep.
>Sweet, add us on skype and let's play a few games.
>Proceed playing for half an hour.
>Oh by the way anon, where are you from?
>Russia.
>OI CYKA BLYAD
>RASHI B DAVAI DAVAI
Like a fucking clock, every single time the same reaction. Would be worse if I didn't get a few laughs of it myself.
>>343498096
>10-4 Alpha.
>I'm in transit towards their flank.
>ETA: Yesterday
>*Alpha chuckles* That's what I like to hear!Sorry, not sorry.
/v/ has so many introverts
Yet I still enjoy coming here
Does an extrovert belong on /v/, anons?
>>343501962
I fuck u pussy good mmmm
>>343501996
wow rude
>>343500475
Just do it, anon. I'm trans and I trained my voice just by talking to a group of people online over a couple years. They just thought I had a softer, gentler voice at first, but now I'm a girl to every stranger online.
>>343501448
Autists usually can't recognize a social faux pas, but it's easy enough if you think about it.
>>343488191
>N-no I'm mute
>be 38
>have mic but don't use it because as soon as i criticize anyone for anything on it i get called old
>hey anon you got a mic?
>hop on and join party chat
>fuckers have no sense of flow in conversation, can't converse well or are spaghetti weird
I guess dealing face-to-face with people for many years and public speaking changed me into some extroverted fuck.
>>343501962
I transformed from one to the other over a period in which I spent most of my time here. It was like my chrysalis.
>>343502181
If you're really 38, why would you still care about something trivial as this?
>Ever talking on mic
>Being that guy that the server hates because he keeps sperging about shit
I always act like my mic is broken by playing feedback sounds through stereo mix. Fuck, I wish I could talk but I'm too anxious.
>>343502181
holy shit, look at that piece from the past.
Hahha, how was Hitler like, granny?
>>343501419
I wonder if Tyle browses 4chan
>>343501908
I know someone that talks like that sometimes, it's suffering.
>>343502312
because everyone else gets on the bandwagon and suddenly nothing matters except for me being old. The fact he just bought on an eco round doesn't matter, because i'm old. So let's focus on that.
>team-based game
>usually never using mic but using here because the communication is critical
>no one else is never ever trying to communicate
"Why is your face all red? Are you feeling ill?"
>>343500635
that picture makes me sad
I would use mic if people were forced to be like the bots in flashpoint.
>he is in x area
>he has y rifle
I don't want to hear you whine or your stupid memehorns.
>>343488191
>guy who gets on mic and yells neo-/b/ tier memes and says nigger a lot because it makes him feel cool
>>343502461
>everyone knows what to do with little communication
>>343502537
autism
>>343502513
M A S S I V E T I D D I E S
>>343502547
>he's 25
>Never had any internet friends, only real friends
>basically the same interactions through the game as in real life
>Sometimes shit talk each other through in game chat while we are in Skype to fuck with other players.
>Hearing the screams of my housemates then a second later through skype.
>>343502513
Sauce?
>"hey anon you got a mic?"
>confirm in a shitty slavic accent
>hear "cyka blyat ahaha"
I will forever hate Romania for this.
>be on Arma 3
>Storming objective with alpha squad
>Everyone talks on mic about the objective and orders
>Theyre not kiddies for once
>Finally my hope has been rekindled for mic usage
>>343502754
im 36 actually.......
I don't need a mic to know where I am supposed to be at. Plus I hate my voice.
>>343496256
>only a single person has a mic
>everybody else is communicating with short lines of text
>guy with the mic misses the point of a mic in these situations, takes longer than we do to call something out; then expands his call out into a rant or a bad joke
>friends constantly beg me to join Skype call when we play, says it's so le fun XD
>finally do
>no one ever talks, just awkward silence, maybe someone occasionally coughs or eats something
>tell them all to go fuck themselves, leave and never play with them again
Us gamers, huh?
>>343502451
Sense of humor or knowing how to deal with it is key. It's a bit retarded but it can work to just laugh it off or roll with it in stupid ways.
>just 31
>people calling me old man or grandpa
>two guys I play DS3 with/one does FCs give me shit
>stop playing for a week
>"Hey, it's grandpa. Forgot where the on button the system was?"
>"No, I was doing my taxes and your mother. Heres some hard candy." and toss prism stone
>they yell when an invader is trying to fuck everything up
>they start yelling at me since I'm slowly walking toward them, just coughing into the microphone
>some kid starts beatboxing on his mic
>everyone tells him to shut the fuck up
>I start beatboxing
>people start to rap to the beat
feelsgood
>>343488191
>using a mic in a time where every retard records you
>>343502865
>mfw can type 110+ words per minute
>never get kicked for not having a mic
>unless it's trolls who i muted and are salty that i can't hear them
>usually carry anyway
>stopped slinging spaghetti around 22
>can speak to other people like a normal person, actually feel confident in myself
>somehow go from shyest guy in my social circle to the dude that takes charge and approaches people
>join voice chat, get people laughing and get friend requests
You can overcome shyness or anxiety guys. For me it just took working a shit retail job and some other awkward moments to make me break out of my shell. Feels good.
don't use memes and dont be ironic
bam whoa you're certified to be able to speak
>>343503342
Am 20, exact same thing happened to me working retail. Don't like the job but I appreciate the skills I have acquired.
>that game when your team consists of
>a squeaky voiced 15 year old from the midwest
>a black dude from brooklyn
>a black dude from Atlanta
>a british dude
the most entertaining shit i have ever heard in my life
>>343503342
Personally i never had issues with voice chat, i just talk to them like i would if they were there with me.
>>343503425
This reminds me of that /v/ VS Reddit on Tribes, someone post the screencap.
I need to set up a "text to speech" something for when people ask me if I have a mic.
I don't play vidya to talk, I do that enough at work.
>>343502513
>>343502181
>playing with kids
>>343499025
>My son
>28
>>343499632
>I was the drunk guy
>>343503627
yeah lifes hard. cant even get him the marvle heroes 2.50 $ dlc. i should kill myself im a faliure of a father.
>>343502513
I would accidentally motorboat those titties so hard.
>>343503816
ur bein a big baby
>No
>"Stop lying anon, plug your fucking mic in"
>mfw I actually don't have a mic
>>343503531
my thing is even if i do talk they don't listen/can't aim and likely do worse knowing where the enemy is or will run away from that area
also i'm older than most gamers so i get annoyed when they don't talk with respect, most of the little shits out there when they talk that way i just want to bend them over my knee and smack them on the ass like the little boys they are. Show some fucking respect for your elders.
>>343503820
>>343503820
>motorboat
>on a plane
Anon, you should know how vehicles work by now
I'm 26 years old, I used to be really shy and anxious but I got over it as I grew older. What's really sad though is I have a shitty bitch voice and that keeps me from talking on mic often, but overall I don't care much and it only affects me on videogames.
Vocaroo if anyone wants, rate or hate.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0prwbTlG4Qc
>>343503816
How about you teach him that the only way that he will be happy is to cherish what's already in his possession.
That's how I grew up. I didn't own jack shit until I got a job and started buying things. I was such a happy kid.
>kicked for hate speech
*Speaks in thick Texan accent*
>>343488689
Kek
>play with some guys on Red Dead all the time a few years back
>everyday they ask me if I have bought a mic yet
>>343504116
>tfw Texas accent
>"Hey, guys."
>"OMG HOWDY Y'ALL XD"
>people have issues with talking online
Really? It is not hard just talk m8
>>343504030
he just turned 8....... i cant even pull ugly sjw white trash sluts like >>343503985 anymore...........
>>343504061
>frog poster
>>343504201
Why do you care about sex? You have a kid, put your heart and soul into him and you won't be lonely.
>>343504028
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0prwbTlG4Qc
just a regular white dude voice. your fine. me however.......................................................................................................................*thinks of suicide again*
bye 4 chamz
>>343504201
>...........
Why do you people enjoy doing this?
