>you'll never be Jacob
Cringe thread?
>>343440689
Thank fuck.
>>343440689
why do people make these?
thank god
>>343440689
I hate video games.
i'm completely ok with that
>>343440689
bitch can't even art
>>343440689
Destiny really trash it all.
>>343440896
goddamn tattoos are always fucking stupid even when they aren't instantly dating themselves
>>343440689
> in this littlebig plane
>>343440961
I dont think you fucks realize its a gamer grill who wrote the message to a lucky fella apparently named jacob
>>343440762
>someone does something cutesy or creative
>UGH CRINGE THREAD GUYS?
>>343440805
Autism.
>>343440689
If someone handed me this bullshit I'd never speak to them again.
>>343441240
Oh dude that's incredible. A girl that plays video games is pretty much my dream woman because my entire identity and lifestyle is structured around one activity I happen to engage in.There are people who think like this and it makes me angry.
>>343441240
>lucky fella
>>343440896
I've seen this image so many times but it wasn't until now that I realized the absolute lunacy in tattooing a 360 controller with the words NOW permanently into your skin.
Oh well, atleast my foresight isn't as bad as that dude's.
>>343440689
Hey look, a bunch of garbage mainstream western games. With the exception of DeS, but the Souls fanbase is terminal cancer at this point.
>>343440689
>in this little big planet
>in
TRIGGERED
>>343441458
Don't associate DeS with the rest of the Souls fanbase.
>>343441240
That doesn't change anything.
>>343441387
>>343441435
ITT: jaded virgins
lmao you cant even have fun with video games, how do you expect to have fun with life?
>>343441026
I think the best part of that tattoo isn't just the "IT'S CURRENTLY 2005" aspect, but rather the fact that someone thought it was tattoo-worthy that controllers went from square to rounded over the course of 20 years, and that someone even wanted tattoos of video game controllers in the first place.
Imagine getting a tattoo of your smartphone. (Better yet, imagine getting a tattoo of your first cell phone with the word "THEN" and a tattoo of your current phone with the word "NOW".)
It's not just
>Why the FUCK would you do that?
but also
>Who the FUCK cares?
>>343440689
Are you sure that isn't a dude's handwriting.
>>343440689
>Odds of the person who made this being a Pink/Purple haired tumblr whale is 99 to 1.
>>343441540
That's kind of true, 90% of the obnoxious retards started with Dark Souls and haven't even played Demon's Souls. Which still had the best level design of any FromSoft game, mind you.
>>343441573
saying he's lucky for having a, no doubt, ham beast write him some shit is like saying a person born without the use or their legs is lucky cus they get a cool wheelchair
>>343441240
>lucky fella
>>343441573
Shitting on you and video games is how I have fun.
>>343441319
seek help
>Married for 8 years
>Have 2 kids
>Highlight of the week is when my wife fucks off to her parents with the kids
>>343441319
>someone does something bizarre and cringe-inducing
>BUT IT'S CUTE, FELLOW NERDS
I bet you had a Portal-themed wedding. I bet there was a joke about the wedding cake being a lie.
US GAMERS
>>343441915
i know this feel anon. i could stare at the wall for 12 hours and it would be fine as long as i'm alone
>>343440689
The nigga has a pretty good typeface, can't hate on that
>>343441573
this trolling isn't very good chef.
I'd like to order the pasta instead
>>343442049
>alone
Truth anon, all I want is alone time. I never thought I'd feel this way. Went right from my folks house to an appt with my girl then moved into a house when we had kids.
Alone time is so precious
>>343440689
Bet that bitch is a land whale and doesn't even play games.
>>343441240
Wow, thanks for revealing this arcane knowledge. Nobody would have guessed.
>>343441915
I love being married, but I have to say a day to myself is the most satisfying thing ever.
>>343440689
>Little Big Plane
FUCKING DUMB BITCH YOU FUCKED IT UP
>>343441771
Yeah, DeS even has a better swamp shithole than the rest.
>>343441319
Someone post the picture of the guy who made the Pepe poster to ask someone out to prom
That is also cutesy and creative
>>343441795
But they are lucky. I wish I had a professor X wheelchair.
>>343442363
Yup hoping as the kids get older they become more independent. I almost prefer when they are babies, I can just plop em in my lap and play some games. Now my oldest is 6 and he doesn't go for that shit.
>>343442319
do even know what arcane means?
>>343442651
Do you get jokes?
>>343442479
And it got him laid.
More than you can say about your cool guy non-"cringe" internet persona.
>>343442651
Do you?
I hope I don't need to explain that the usage was sarcastic.
>>343442610
Get that kid a DS and then both of you can chill and play
>>343440689
A bit cringy, but I guess I would still appreciate it
>>343440689
Whether that's a good or bad thing depends entirely on what the girl looks like. I'm betting she's fat.
>>343441573
Why do I have to have fun with life?
>>343442610
Get some fighting games and teach that little shit some respect
>>343442872
>all that matters is her appearance
I'm not one of these "every girl is beautiful" fags but damn
>>343442752
It didn't get him laid, it got him a date to the prom if even that.
Fuck even I got a date to the prom dude, and I even used my cool guy non-"cringe" real life persona to get it.
>>343442651
Are you going to explain what was wrong with the use of that word or do we have to guess at the nature of your mental disability?
>>343440689
I wish I was a normalfag so I could find this shit endearing. This is why I'm alone
>>343442812
>>343442939
I tired but he's not really into video games. He wants to play legos and board games. Or go out and play catch. I'm trying to encourage that behavior as well because I think it's healthier for him then sitting inside and playing vidya all day.
>>343440689
shit taste bitch, you can do better, jacob
So /v/, if a someone did this to you, what would you do realistically? Seriously speaking/
>>343443312
>T-Thanks
>>343443139
>Love videogames
>Son doesn't like vidya
Are children destined to dislike what you love?
>>343443139
You're right to encourage it.
And the fact that he wants to go outside even after being exposed to video games as an infant probably means you did something right as a parent. There's no sense in ruining that by trying to turn him into one of us.
>>343443312
Be amazed that she actually knows a TES game besides Skyrim and a Souls game besides Dark.
>>343440689
>little big planefor you
>>343443312
I would wonder why when my powerlevel is not a secret to anyone
>>343443094
date to prome means you get laid 99% of the time though
>>343443312
If my girlfriend did it? I would pretend to love it, obviously. But I would have to think of some reason that she can't post it on Facebook.
>>343443139
Isn't it, like, too soon to get him into video games?
I remember that by then I didn't give much of a shit about it until I got my own GameBoy.
>>343443375
Maybe he'll grow into it. Right now i'm researching how to throw a baseball right so I can teach him and he doesn't end up throwing like a fag. I played hockey growing up so I got no clue with baseball shit
>>343443438
Yeah, I would much rather go out with him then have him sit in front of the TV. He loves camping and archery as well. trying to encourage all this shit
>>343443312
>haha y-you too
>>343443505
>>343442007
this post is some low hanging fruit humor but it tickled me something fierce for some reason.
>>343443312
depends on how attractive and how crazy the girl was and whether or not i actually liked her. if everything checked out, i suppose id be flattered and happy that someone would exert effort to make something for me
>>343443312
Assume it's a prank setup, look for the youtube camera
>>343443312
A friend of mine knew I played vidya and during a Christmas party, she gave me a Skyrim mug that she got made from those custom mug shops. She didn't know my taste in gaming but since Skyrim was popular at the time, she assumed I played it and loved it too. Never played Skyrim but I thought it was nice of her.
Still drinking from that mug to this day.
>>343443312
Ask them what the fuck is wrong with them seeing how I hate every game in that image but Demon's Souls.
>>343443581
What world do you live in?
>>343443139
I guess that's a good thing. Like the other anon said, no reason to make him into one of us.
>>343443643
He's probably fine. My father brought home a NES with Super Mario and some mickey mouse game when I was 3. That was all it took to begin the landslide that is now my life.
>>343442479
Here, famalamadingdong. I can't believe memories of my father holding me as a child were removed to make room for filing away this image. Fuck you, brain.
>>343443312
here is exactly what would happen
>*receives note*
>*reeds it thouroughly*
>*squint eyes to show my visible frustration*
>*side eye that bitch*
>*crumple the paper in one hand while not moving my head but keeping my side eyes fixated*
>"Fuck off you dumb whore. You misspelled Little Big Planet"
>*laugh as she cries and runs out of the room*
>*put on my sunglasses like a boss*
>>343440689
Thank god. Looks like she's fucked in the head. Also probably 13.
>>343444128
The normal world. What world do you live in?
"Unfortonuantely" not the anime world I'm guessing?
>>343443928
why didn't anything come out of it anon
>>343440689
>little big plane
for you...
>>343444241
Get secondhand embarrassment.
Hahahaha! Us gamers, huh?
>>343444367
I've been to prom, and so have all my other friends.
Alot of those friends are actually attractive and probably successful now, and literally none of us got laid after prom. I didn't expect to get laid either because that's not a thing that just happens
Where are you getting your information? Yourself?
>>343444218
"do i look cuckable"4529367-reddit.jpg
>>343443139
You're doing miles better than my own and most other dads then.
uhm..
....
*clears throat*
THIS CAKE IS MOIST AND DELICIOUS!
...
>>343441240
Show me a pic of the gamer gurl and I'll judge whether or not he's lucky
>>343444664
personal experience, parents told me thats when they first did it, and other confirmations from colleagues
>>343444743
HAHA *combs back hair*
I was born in the wrong generation
>>343444218
>It would meme a lot
Tehehehe.
>>343444743
ARROW IN THE KNEE!
>>343444241
These ironic cringe posts actually make me cringe.
>>343444743
But anon! There's something important you must know!
*smirks*
The cake... is................... A LIE!!! XDD
*pulls out 3DS*
>normal person response
Oh thats nice, thank you!
>/v/ response
LE THIS IS LE CRINGE DID YOU LE THINK I WOULD LE LIKE THIS LOL XD demon souls is good though
>>343440689
My name is Jacob.
>>343444241
I know this is a "nothing personnel" post, but it still gets me.
>>343440689
>tfw my ex made a little jar for me and filled it with pieces of paper that had the things she loved about me written on them
>tfw I read the one that says "you're the best thing that has ever happened to me."it hurts. ; _ ;
>>343445728
Why is she an ex?
>>343445928
she cheated on me
>>343444370
she became mybest friend
>>343446140
then obviously she was lying
>>343445728
>ex
What happened, anon?
>>343446157
Gay
>>343444664
I didn't go to prom because I didn't have a girlfriend at the time and wasn't about to go and ask some random chick to waste her most memorable night of youth on a first date with some guy who might not end up liking her.
But everyone having sex for the first time after prom just because "muh prom" seemed like too much of a made-up movie cliché to be real. If a chick bangs you on some special occasion like prom or Valentine's day, it's not because the special occasion made her do it; it's because she would have banged you earlier but she deliberately waited.
>>343445928
>Why is she an ex?
We lived 400 miles apart, I couldn't see her very often and we started fighting. After a couple of months of fighting on and off she decided to break up with me. And now she's moved on.I still love her with all of my heart and it hurts every day ; _ ;
>>343440689
Now I remember making origami animals to the girl I loved
Good times
>>343446140
>"best thing that ever happened to me"
>cucked
>>343446195
>reverse image search returns wiki article called beauty.
right you are google, right you are.
>>343440689
It was okay until the end.
>My name is also Jacob
>My brother also browses /v/
>Probably thinks i'm gay now
>>343446257
People fuck after prom because of the after party and everyone is underage(usually) and drunk. It doesnt happen like in the movies where the couple is alone and shit.
>>343442651
Do you?
>>343446403
Go fuck him to prove you're not gay.
>>343440689
>>343444218
>a normalfag got a date using a crude poster plastered with a character from a gay furry porn comic
I can't wait till the nukes fly
>>343446195
>What happened, anon?
A lot of stupid mistakes and stupid fights. No cheating or anything that dramatic.
I think I just became too much stress for her. She was 18 and I was 25. She's in her school's honor's college and is a chemical engineering major and is trying to graduate a year early so I was probably just too much stress for her on top of all of that.
I don't know though, she never gave me an answer in the end and I've already tortured myself enough looking for an answer I'll never find.
>>343446345
This happens all the time. People say and mean this kind of thing, and then, because they are depressive and need constant validation, make shit decisions and betray the trust of people who care about them. Soldier on, previous anon. Make your future so big that your past means nothing.
Fuck this thread, I'm dumping some Cirno. Anyone's welcome to join me.
>>343440689
that's pretty cute
>>343446140
>>343446185
>>343446345
She didn't cheat on me. That guy is just meme'ing really hard.
>>343446345
>>343446698
i hope you realize by now im not OP
>>343443312
I still have notes that a 'lolrandum' freshman girl I dated senior year for a month wrote to me during lunch.
She was obsessed with homestruck and invader zim. It was worth it to get with a younger girl before I turned 18 at least.
This reminds me how much I hate console games, and mainstream games like Elders Scrolls, Fallout, and Mass Effect.
>>343446698
>they are depressive and need constant validation, make shit decisions and betray the trust of people who care about them. Soldier on, previous anon. Make your future so big that your past means nothing.
Again, this isn't what happened. She didn't cheat on me.
That wasn't me who said she cheated.
I wish she had though, at least then I could have hated her. I've been cheated on and it was a lot easier than this.
It's so much harder when you can't hate them.
>>343440689
But I am Jacob
>>343446490
>all but one are western shoot the man games
that's the real cringe
>>343446636
>porn
Boy's Club is pure!
>>343447207
That's cute. I want that.
>>343440689
I'm willing to say that the person who wrote this doesn't know what half those are and just strung them together because they're a "quirky and creative" tumblrina. Why anyone would go to such lengths for someone who is clearly on their level or below is beyond me.
Demon's Souls does throw me off though as not many casuals would know it. In all likelyhood she overheard him talking about it and added it in.
There is also the chance that it's just fake.
>>343448367
>Demon's Souls does throw me off though as not many casuals would know it.
Really? I think it's just as normie as a lot of the other games up there.
What DOES surprise me though is Fable.
>>343442165
Honestly yeah. That's some nice fucking handwriting.
>>343441176
CRASHING THIS LITTLEBIG PLANE
>>343448483
Fable used to be pretty popular. Demon's Souls, is pretty unknown as mostly casuals just know about Dark Souls and tend not to go digging.
>>343446660
I don't wanna go into my story, but don't wait for things to get better, because they never do. Just learn to live with the hurt and play more vidya.
pic unrelated
>>343441319
>cutesy and creative
>creative
>just using brand names and corporate design
The fact of the matter is this bitch wants Jacob's attention and, like all women, will deign to deceive him into thinking she's interesting by suddenly saying all these words or names that she believes has value or meaning to him.
This is a CLASSIC "I like whatever he likes" moment.
If you want Creative, look fucking elsewhere far from video games is my advice. Try a real art.
>>343444241
>>343444459
>>343445301
>>343445541
come one, i thought it was pretty funny, made me laugh
t. not him
>>343443312
Is she fat?
>>343443312
Politely and Gracefully accept it, making sure to keep it myself.
I'd then explain that the real way dating works is not that you become boyfriend/girlfriend immediately but I'd be willing to take her out and see where it goes from there.
Straight into the trash, but I'd give her one shot.
>>343443312
It would be a joke. I am universally hated by all for some reason.
>>343449365
>I don't wanna go into my story, but don't wait for things to get better, because they never do. Just learn to live with the hurt and play more vidya.
I've actually been reading more and exercising to distract myself.
The only vidya I've been playing lately is Smash 4 since I have some friends who like it and I like going to tournaments.
I'll probably play Dangan Ronpa 1 & 2 soon though since they were on sale, and so I can completely torture myself since those were two of her favorite games.
>>343440689
man i'd probably fuck this girl anyway because i have very few standards
Redditors fucking disgust me.
>bake shitty cake
>put logo of shitty video game franchise on it
>HEY GUYS MY GF BAKED ME THIS CAKE PRETTY COOL HUH
>>343443312
>if shes alright fuck it and then ditch
>if shes hot then proceed to dick down for the foreseeable future.
>If hot and not crazy then chain it down. Thats what any non neckbeard would do.
>>343450269
>for some reason.
I'm sure there's a lot of reasons.
>>343443312
Sorry, I don't play garbage games.
>>343450798
Probably. I don't fucking know what I did though.
>>343450517
/v/ goers are even worse
>go to video games board
>post off-topic twitter or tertiary shit they know is against the rules but anything that riles up /v/ is free (you)s
>"what did they mean by this"
>>343443312
Say "fuck off cunt"
>>343452448
>hide threads you don't like
There. Problem solved.
>>343441240
Or it's a gay couple.
>>343440689
What's Little BIG Plane?
>>343444367
Un-for-toh-nu-ahnt-leh
>ITT /v/irgins assblasted that they'll never have a woman in their life that likes the vidya
Just embrace it anons, women are a drain on your life anyway. Love lasts for one month and then it's suffering after that. Don't be jealous of Jacob, he'll be cucked by some nigger eventually
>>343440689
thank fuck for that
>>343454628
>>he'll be cucked by some nigger eventually
>>Next panel of that comic is a gigantic nigger wishing it would suck even more
>>343440689
>grouping Demon's Souls with that trash
>>343444218
Damn she thicc
>>343453083
the thing little big guy crashes
>>343455173
>le obscure shitty version of DaS is a great rpg
kys dumb weeb
>>343450623
wew lad
>>343444241
correct it in red pen and hand it back :^)
>>343441573
this
What is wrong with you autists
>>343455096
I wish my intentions when posting that image were so deep, thanks for the kek
>>343441573
I don't expect to have fun again, I just expect to drag everyone else down into misery out of spite. Really, it's the only thing still keeping me around is the fact that everyone hates and pities my presence so much, like a horrific and live cautionary tale or something.
>>343443139
I know this post is two hours back but man how adorable anon! You're fucking rad.
>ywn have an autistic gf to abuse
