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Only a psychopath would damage their own property
tell me you're not a psychopath, /v/
The dude called me a bitch. So I broke the pad and told him his necks next fucking punk
>>343418848
Not even spilt liquid on my keyboard.
I'm careful with my shit, yo.
>>343418848
I bite myself when I get pissed off
that's about it
>>343418848
I'm not, in fact, I take good care of my stuff.
Only literal apes would break their shit intentionally.
>>343419290
that doesn't sound any better
>>343418848
That actually the opposite of what a psychopath would do.
Psychopaths are chill to the point of cold-bloodedness, not some raging neckbeards.
>>343419417
t. pyschopath
>>343418848
I don't even get mad at videogames. Anything else that normally causes anger, sure, and I get angry, but videogames get a pass.
>>343418848
>be super careful with my games
>friend borrows it for a week
>give it back
>open it up after hes left
>PS CD is in two pieces and full of scratches
hes still one of my best bros but fuck me im not lending him a game ever agian
>ten years later im still mad over it
>>343418848
Only manchildren get angry when they lose in games.
>>343419186
I once spilled a whole bucket of water on my pda in 2010. Fortunately, hx4700 is very easy to disassemble and clean, the only damaged part was screen and it was only noticeable under very specific light angle. It still works actually.
>>343419417
I think you're confusing them for sociopaths. Psychopaths tend to be more volatile.
>>343420559
I once spilled a whole bucked of diet coke into my computer.
Immediately ripped the cord, wiped it down and gave it a few days to dry. Still works and I sold it to my roommate a few years later.
>>343420249
I hope you made him pay for it
>>343420738
what are you doing with a bucket of diet coke?
I make fart noises; the volume depends upon my rage level.
That's about as loco as I get.
>>343420249
Reminds me of my friend. Borrows my Gameboy Color and gave it to his idiot cousin who lives in the country without my permission. He inserted Pokemon Gold flipped in the Gameboy and it stuck. Had to use a wrench to pull it out. I'm sure he tried to insert it backward and it didn't work so he used all of his force to push it there.
>>343418848
What if I am
*teleports behidn you*
>>343420738
>bucket of diet coke
>>343421065
Did his cousin need your permission to live in the country?
>>343418848
I'm not a psychopath. I'm a high functioning psychopath.
>>343421305
I meant he gave it to his cousin without my permission. Nice reading skills.
>>343420875
>>343421087
Diet coke tastes better than regular coke
>>343422334
It's alright. I prefer regular coke but at least it's not as bad as diet dr.pepper.
>>343421520
Thanks!
Not a psychopath, but my logitech F510 recently broke.
I really need to repair it, its a pretty good controller.
i've inadvertently damaged controllers from gripping them too tightly, but never intentionally from raging like a sperg.
>>343418848
I don't BREAK my stuff intentionally, but I often leave them lying around.
I'm not very tidy.
>>343422838
What? Tiny horses are not immediately deleted?
>>343421520
>>343422838
Not that anon but you did miss a few commas there and I personally found his remark pretty funny
>>343419343
A bit of blood and bruising is a lot less than 50 fucking quid on a new controller
>>343422334
I cannot adequately describe my disgust.
>>343422448
Holy fuck. Anyone who says there's no difference between Diet Dr. Pepper and regular are fucking insane.
>>343422334
Why a fucking bucket though?
>>343418848
When I was little, yeah I was careless.
But if I met little me in a time paradox, I'd slap the little shit for losing or breaking my coolest shit.
>>343418848
Sorry OP, I'm a apparently a psychopath. I slapped your mom's ass a little too hard.
>>343422838
so was I
>He can't win a single match all day
>throws the console out the window
>try's to justify destroying his own console
>asks to come over to play on mine
>get mad at video game
>put on my cape and pace around the room
>>343423859
Yuropoor detected
>>343424312
???
>>343418848
Of course not. The maximum extent of my anger was gripping the controller slightly tighter and turning off the console to do something else.
>>343423594
I'm not the bronyfag, just saying. Yeah I guess you're right. I missed the commas.
I wrecked my wired X360 controller intentionally to buy the wireless version.
>>343424847
Everything about your existence is wrong.
End yourself.
>>343424847
Fucking autistic entitled child, you could've sold the wired one
>>343425024
Why? I'm not that broke
>>343424936
No u.
A psychopath would break someone else's shit. I'm a maniac.
>>343424312
What did he mean by this?
>>343418848
That's a child's toy.
Children are diagnosed with conduct disorder before psychopathy.
You hear that kids? If you get the CD you need to play your cards right after you turn 18 or a team of two police offecers will become your close and only friends for the rest of your lives.
only a idiot would work as a slave for green pieces of papers just to get items and items over again.
>>343426173
B8 but somebody had to buy your neet machine
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>>343418848
>that thread where some manchild tried to defend the fact that he destroys his controllers in fits of rage
>some fags even tried to defend his argument
>>343418848
I broke an Xbox controller on my head because call of shit hitboxes were garb
The only time I broke something was an original xbox controller when I was like 13 while playing need for speed underground (2 maybe?). The fucking rubberband ai always coming around the corner at like 500 mph overtaking me at last second.
>>343418848
I broke a keyboard once by spilling orange juice on it. Acid etched through a trace. Rerouted it so it worked. Lost use of my scroll lock key but all the other keys still worked. Pretty sure that keyboard is somewhere around here still.
>>343423924
you've obviously never been very thirsty
>>343423027
How in the FUCK do you grip a controller enough to damage it.
>>343418848
Not but my controller is old as fuck and is falling apart.
>Missing a srew
>front thing is loose
I need a new one, the new Xbone ones can't come soon enough
>>343423859
>quid
Fuckin gypsies
>>343427693
For what do you even use scroll lock anyway? It's probably one of the most useless keys in a keyboard.
>>343418848
I have never even attempted to destroy my video game devices or accessories.
When I was little, I would brutalize my NES controller. Throw it against walls, step on it, etc.
In my defense Ninja Turtles was FUCKING BULLSHIT
And the NES controller still works to this day. Nintendo KNEW people would want to break that godamn thing.
>>343418848
>Be me
>Be COD kiddie back when MW2 released
>fall in love with English girl over xbawx live
> her voice made me diamonds
>we would talk everyday and text each other
> she talked dirty to me and we chatted through webcam as well
> she had milky pale skin and massive breasts
>about 15 at this point she is same age
> some guy makes fun of me in a cod game she defended me with her siren song voice
>guy says I just want her gash and I say that's not true
>sexual rage and tension builds up proceed to take off head set and wip off my pants
>furiously masturbate or what we call an angry wank in Scotland
>reach climax cum all over controller and xbawx and tv
> scream and howl as I orgasim
Thank the Lord I was home alone. The neighbors chapped the door but I just ignored them.
I spilled some water on my 3DS games but it was only a few drops nothing serious
now half of those games do not work
Im still confused
>>343429151
there's no excuse for that kind of behavior
>>343418848
The few times I have actually gotten upset or mad when playing a game the worse I did was just, toss the the controller casually to the side and walked off. Never destroyed my own stuffalthough I smashed the windows of an empty house when I was younger for shits with some friends
>>343418848
Worst I've ever done is throw my controller to the ground in frustration. But honestly, what gamer hasn't done at least one point in their lives?
I managed to crack the casing on my PS3 controller like 5 years ago, still works and still feel like an idiot whenever I use it. Also had really bad luck with headsets, but aside from those I've never broken anything vidya related.
>>343427062
I think i know the exact track you're talking about. Always thought that was bullshit.
>>343418848
I used to be a psychopath.
Then I threw a controller at the (nice, soft, carpeted) floor, and it bounced up at the most ridiculous fucking angleIT WAS BULLSHITand rekt my tv.
I am no longer a psychopath.
Just broke my headphone jack inside my laptop.. Haven't even had it for a week..
Besides the bic pen/super glue trick does anyone have any idea as to get it out ?
Tweezers aren't feasible.
>>343426393
Nah consumerism is a disease that needs to be eradicated
You cannot replace real desires of human beings with items
That is why there is so much mental disease in our society
none of our destinies are being fulfilled instead
it is the same
fucking routine
every fucking day like god damn robots to buy shit we do not want or need
>getting mad at video games
How cuck can you be?
>>343433418
Hmm, it spins freely in the jack so you can't drill it out.
How much of the tip is in there?
I think you'll need some tools no matter what.
>get PS2 slim since Ol' Fatful has been less than faithful as of late
>New slim works great, reads discs in an instant
>one day FFXII don't work no more
>check disc
>huge ring shredded right out of disc
And that's the story of how I began playing IZJS. Wasn't even my fault, either.
>>343433727
>he plays on easy
I get angry very easily at everything but it's hard to control myself when I'm alone.
If I'm in public and I get angry I'll seclude myself in a restroom and just try to hold myself back from punching things. I have broken a lot of things and dented a lot more with my fists. I know it's autistic and sad but it's hard not to lose control.
I get angry very easily but I'd never break my controllers or other valuable stuff.
>>343433907
This is why you don't move the console while the disc is spinning.
>>343433727
Nes and Snes games can get you mad
but anything past 2000 is baby tier in difficulty
But
you should stop using CIA memes
Brainwash is strong in you.
>>343418848
I don't feel anything in my dark soul.
>>343433846
Damn yeah it's pretty much completely in there tried getting it out and it slipped just a little further in..
Something like this wouldn't cost that much to be repaired...right ?
>>343433995
what is it thats triggering you anon?
>>343434301
try putting some super glue on the end of a toothpick you cut off with scissors to make it wider. If you can get it to set on the jack it should come right out
>>343420738
I spilled a jug of milk on my PSX it was fucking soaked, left it to dry for a while and worked just as it did before, even still works fine now 10 years or so later
