battleborn BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FElmjlzdSSM
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU PANDER TO FEMINIST
hope you learned your lesson game devs.... they do not buy games WE DO
>>343401147
>we ar legun
pure cringe
>>343401056
Wow! What a funny video! Great! Awesome!
>>343401236
Literally what these threads are about.
>Hurrr fuck Battleborne, we hope it failed even though we aren't interested in the game anyway
>Fuck everyone that enjoys vidya that isn't muh /v/ approved vidya
>>343401147
>pander EXCLUSIVELY to frminists
overwatch has plenty of token fat girl, token butch girl, token black dude etc
It just has interesting characters as well
>that one guy who disliked the video
Randy please
>>343401335
lol where
>>343401056
What is the point of these threads and why do you keep spamming them to get youtube views OP?
You sir are the cancer shitting up this shitty board.
>>343399730
This thread is Blizzard marketing. Fuck the Internet.
>>343401463
I like the robot and the monkey and the girl with the mech
Everyone else unoriginal
>>343401516
>post yfw you realise you'll never be as much of a loser as Randy Pitchford
>>343401692
Theres literally two others now also
The shilling is intense.
>>343400576
>>343399730
>>343401056
>Battleborn
>BTFO
heh keep telling yourself that overcuck
Best waifu.
Oh are you gonna miscontrue someone else's content and viral on /v/ again crowcuck?
I wish Jeff didn't give you a break and went through with the takedown
It feels good when Randy gets BTFO.
>>343401802
What the fuck? Could have at least made the numbers realistic?
BAD
FUCKING
ASS
>>343402015
Why? You think this is an actual competition or something?
>>343402015
sorry I shilled your game incorrectly
>>343402015
>he doesn't play Battleborn with his dimension X buddies
Check this autist out
is there really a random in-game line that goes "FEMINISM IS AWESOME!"?
when does that trigger?
There's more people in this thread then play the game. Just let the poor thing die.
>>343402159
When he kills a woman character
Actually it fits
>>343402147
>mfw the Dimension x horde enters the game
>>343401147
but overwatch did the same thing, blizzard has confirmed that Zarya is a lesbo
>>343402131
Well as long as you're sorry. I mean, 37 billion? The fuck?
>>343401147
Ho boy another Tortanic, can't wait for l'epic shitposting for years on end.
>>343402214
you must be fucking kidding, it's like the game is apologizing for making the poor sensitive player see a female character dying
>>343401056
>feminism is awesome!
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk
>>343401056
gearbox on suicide watch
>>343402245
Blizzard pandered to everybody, all they are missing is some fox or wolf boy character.
>>343402245
>has confirmed that Zarya is a lesbo
No it's some faggot's headcanon
>>343402304
>it's like the game is apologizing for making the poor sensitive player see a female character dying
Wow, talk about taking things out of context. You have been here way too long.
>We must stop these feminist agendas!
>>343402326
they already have a furry character
>>343402273
Look at the number of peak players famalam
Battleborn is truly the game of the ten million trillion gorillion googolplex graham's eons
>>343402420
Go away Toddy boy, this isn't your game
>>343402326
There is no cute guy character ;_;
>mfw people find out you're gay and get super fucking interested in your love life
Oh well, at least they can't go further down, right?
They even got a new update with a competitive queue!
https://forums.gearboxsoftware.com/t/battleplan-8-6-30-16/1539275
Seems their "official forum" is reddit, so I bet everyone likes it.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Battleborn/comments/4qqtoz/i_like_the_effort_but_its_bad_so_bad_new/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Battleborn/comments/4qnskg/i_dislike_the_new_matchmaking_thoughts_on_new/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Battleborn/comments/4qoei0/change_back_the_ability_to_select_what_game_mode/
JUST
>>343402329
they said it at blizzcon
>>343401056
I think these threads are comfy and I'm glad I get to spend time and laugh with you all.
>>343402486
FUCK
>it's that stupid channel again
stop shilling
>>343401236
well that was unrelated out of the blue. wrong thread laddie?
>>343401516
Roblox is popular among the children.
>>343401056
>that montage of failure
>'I hope they like the game'
O Sides Where Art Thou?
>>343402486
OP you need to relax, your pastas have too much effort put into them.
How does it feel spending so much time talking about a game you don't play?
>>343402202
No way. It's still funny. Hide it if you're bored.
>>343402512
First time I've heard this
The only thing they've said that is one character is supposedly gay, they didn't specify which one
>>343402512
They confirmed there being a homosexual character in the game. They never specified who.
>>343401056
Oh shit, is this the same guy who made the Evolve vid?
>>343401147
>>343401335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH0Ghg0N1xY&t=325
This game seems to get a lot of attention here even though it's dead as fuck
Why?
>>343402420
>Wow, talk about taking things out of context.
literally what other context is there?
>>343401840
Dem frog eyes.
>>343402636
>one
they said that some of the characters are gay
>>343402598
Great.
>>343402441
Hahaha fuck I didnt even notice.
Why do Blizzdrones try and divert attention from how shitty their own babby's first FPS is with threads like these?
>>343402608
>Funny
Spamming the same thread till you get more then 4 replies isn't a form a comedy.
OP is basically throwing shit at a wall and seeing what sticks.
>>343402747
because gameplay is enormous shit
>>343402747
Because it failed miserably and /v/ likes to be with equals.
>>343402743
cringetacular
>>343401056
/v/ is embarrassing. That post wasn't remotely funny
>>343401321
>Not enjoying a good tanking
Is this your first rodeo?
>>343402843
>>343402847
So why fucking talk about it all the time
>there are more people shit posting this game on /v/ than watching it on twitch
>the community of stillborn shit posters is bigger than the active online community on steamI love these threads.
>>343402865
Everyone knows. We try not to draw attention to it lest our world bubbles pop and reality sets in.
>>343401802
OVERWATCH BTFO
>>343402015
God you're fucking stupid
>>343401147
But overwatch is just as bad OH WAIT IT'S BLIZZARD IT'S OK WHEN BLIZZARD DOES IT
Gearbox is a shit company that can't do anything right. The game has some ok design decisions that just get completely overshadowed by an awful as fuck UI and some of the worst voice acting and lines I ever heard, and this is completely standard for Gearbox.
>>343402879
Only game I enjoyed watching fail was Evolve.
And that is because they completely deserved the negative attention they received with all their inflated prices.
This is literally just a meme on a game that isn't doing as well as another.
>>343401802
Overwatch is dead
>>343402956
>Mad alone battleborne fan
like clockwork
>>343402928
Battleborn really brings people together. maybe we should send a thank you card to Randy
>>343402946
>shitposts on /v/ all day
>has the audacity to call someone stupid
Bravo
OP is samefagging so much in this thread.
>>343403031
Meme is not a bad word.
>>343403094
>implying that I play or bought that pile of shit
I'm just disgusted that you guys actually defend overwatch. Literally the new league of legends in terms of pure cancer and community.
>>343403128
>Heeey Sandy i bet u get more emails from 4chan then active players on battleborne loool xDDDD ded gaem
>Screenshot
>>343401056
>>343402743
>feminism is awesome
for what purpose? isn't this supposed to be a fantasy setting? why not just have any patriarchal rule or history just not exist in the first place?
>>343402923
Because it's funny.
>>343403239
S T A Y
A
L
T
>>343403192
This guy gets it.
>Remake threads till it gets enough replies
>Shill for both sides
>Now thread is in auto shilling mode
>>343403163
Wow, I bet you are really successful and social, aren't you? Please tell me your twitter!
>>343402750
The fact that it's coming from a dudebro who is happy he can kill women just as often as men thanks to "equality".
>>343403391
Hey OP, why don't you make a couple more threads?
Remember to change your filenames this time too. ;^)
>>343403254
They are pandering to feminism because it's "cool to like females", but none of the feminists actually play games. The ones who play, don't like feminism.see gamergate
>>343403441
He's like the /v/ reporter, he's from here.He may be in this thread
>tfw I had to delete 4 of my Steam friends who became overwatch apologists
They go on about competitive mode, but when I bring up the fact that the hitboxes are garbage and the servers run on a laughable 20 tick, they get defensive and claim "i-i-it's j-just a casual fun game."
I don't need retards on my friends list.
>>343403470
Never said that. I just said you are a fucking loser.
>>343403568
A loser calling other faggot loser is fucking golden
>>343403545
>He's like the /v/ reporter,
So you mean he spams it on here for views?
>>343403559
>Hey what's up?
>Playing Overwatch
>REEEEEEEEE DELETE THIS FUCK YOU DELETED
>>343401236
>>343402420
>tumblr/reddit will never leave 4chan
>>343401056
>someone was actually autistic enough to willingly spend their free time making this video
>>343403643
Cheers. I'm touring in September.
>>343403559
Is this a joke
>>343403725
On your annual dick riding tour? Say hi to all those cute boys for me!
>>343402429
Who?
>>343402420
Glorious Todd will save us from the PC army, r-right guys?
>>343403715
Yeah, for how dead and unsuccessful Stillborn was, Blizzdrone spend an egregious amount of time pointing out how shit and unsuccessful it is
>>343403709
>He thinks theres a different any more
Oh you naive little lamb. There are no boarders here.
>>343403794
I'm sure you can do it yourself from the front row.
>>343403854
I will enjoy your "performance" I'm sure
>>343401056
are people really glad about a game crashing? did gearbox something terrible in the past? seems like i missed something because i always was thinking that competition is good for the consumer.
>>343401056
Overwatch, fuck off. Both games are shit.
>>343403709
The "we are leegiun" shit is more likely to come from a ledditor that thinks 4chan is like his epic screengrabs than from anyone else
>>343401056
>>343403921
>did gearbox something terrible in the past?
You're either a complete summerfag or a stupid enough shill to even mention that.
>>343403391
Really OP? You are going to make yet another thread?
Are times that hard you need to shill the video this much?
>>343403689
>>343402775
ever seen a frog nigga?
>>343403921
>>343403921
Gearbox is a shit company that regularly scams the people they are working with, see Sega and the Aliens:Colonial Marines fiasco, in order to fund their horrid unfunny games. If they were removed from the market it would actually be a positive thing for the industry
The retard is shilling his video
https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/343400576/#343400576
>>343403391
>>343403890
I don't know if this means you win, but I have no idea how to respond to that "statement".
>>343404102
Are you Swedish by any chance?
>>343403921
Someone post the screencap with someone writing Borderlands epic dialogue.
>>343404102
you're a "faggot"
>>343403559
Holy fuck I can already imagine the conversations that happened.
>You haven't been on Steam recently, what you been up to?
>Playing Overwatch.
>How can you play that shitty game idiot, don't you know about the 20 tickrate and hitboxes?!?!
>Jesus christ dude I'm just playing it for fun
>118 / 33 / 57 / 1
autist OP tries hard
>>343403031
Evolve also had drones and shills defending it.
Battleborn doesn't.
Where is Battleborn's voreophile shill?
>>343404172
Yeah why?
Are Overfags some kind of Sonyggers?
>constantly shitposting in every thread that is not about Overwatch
>cconstantly creating shitpost-threads about Battleborn
>waifuposting non-stop
>flooding this board with the same 5 different threads non-stop
>casually ignoring valid criticism about their game
>smug as fuck
>>343403254
It's a taunt that character says whenever he kills a girl.
>>343404252
>what are conversations
>>343404225
Alrighty
>>343404263
You do realize I literally called you a faggot and you're 100% OK with it? That kinda limits the chances of your nationality. A lot.
>>343403391
Don't worry OP, maybe if you post your video a couple hundred more times, you might get enough views to scrape together a little bit of those sweet sweet youtubebux.
That is of course until someone flags your video for copyright infringement.I did.
>>343403921
>did gearbox something terrible in the past?
Embezzlement from aliens colonial marines.
Duke Nukem forever.
Borderlands 2 and TPS.
Anthony Burch.
>>343401840
Disgusting.
>>343404176
Here m8
>>343404293
Are you mad?
>>343403660
>>343403734
>>343404237
>I play garbage games for fun XD
I bet you all bought goat simulator and every flavor of the week zombie game that has been released as well
>>343403559
I hope you aren't a real human being.
>>343404252
>>343404086
>>343404027
Hey at least OP is changing his posts and filenames slightly now.
He is learning.
>>343402734
>>343404405
The worst part is there is also an awful voice saying those bad lines.
>>343402461
>There is no cute guy character
>He wouldn't do terrible things to Lucio
You straight boy?
>>343404343
Sorry but its 2016 and homosexuals are normal and accepted now so calling me a "faggot" is not really an insult.
>>343401056
Still more than the amount of people that play Planetside 2
Randy deserves it
>watch video of an ok looking character
>her fucking voice and lines
Holy fucking shit Gearbox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYZYs2Nm3q4
>>343404016
no summerfag but 30+ y.o. and no time to follow the daily e-celeb anti-sjw goobergate threads 24/7. if you have the time to lurk all day during sommer, this makes YOU the summerfag, fag.
so what happened, that you cucks allow blizz to milk you dry from every angle but refuse to having competition in the industry?
>>343404405
I am convinced the Anon that made that post found an unused section of dialogue and pasted it, then worked backwards to create the simplified top version from it. It's just too uncanny.
>>343403852
>thinking everyone goes on leddit just because you do
Go back.
>>343404594
Why does every character have the same personality? Quirky, sarcastic and ironic. Every single one.
>>343404594
this isn't even the worst one.
>>343404606
Best post in the thread.
>>343404606
This isn't e-celeb shit, this is awful practices and bad games from a company. This is basic shit you should know as a consumer.
>>343403921
>>343404078
>>343404176
>>343404353
>>343404405
well shit, some anons still know how to communicate and answer questions. thanks, thats the input i needed.
>>343402090
I swear to fucking Christ, can Gearbox go one fucking game without using "badass"?
>>343404343
For one, the guy you replied to and the other guy who replied to you is some other asshole. For two, huge difference between being "100% OK" with something and simply not caring that much.
>>343404606
>anti-sjw goobergate threads
You can't make this shit up.
>>343401056
Battleborn might be alright if it didn't have a godawful artstyle and obnoxious characters. I mean "feminism is awesome", jesus christ that almost made me puke.
>>343404594
simply epic!!
That kind of made me sad. Made me think of all the developers being all excited for their new game to launch because it's so amazing only for it to turn into a blunder.
>>343401463
>what is zenyatta
>what is winston
>what is lucio
>what is d.va
you disgust me
>>343404743
Wrong
These threads are one dude shilling his video.
>>343402734
>>343400576
>>343399730
>>343401056
>he or she
HOLY SHIT WHAT A SHILD LORD! WHAT ABOUT XE?
>>343404293
No, they are just the natural result of letting people from tumblr/reddit in
>>343401321
ikr? feminism is awesome bro!
>>343404883
>implying crowbcat needs to shill here when he has more than 30 million views already
>>343404945
>Le reddit is shit!
When will this meme end?
>>343404871
>Winston
>token black guy
>>343401236
I can't wait until society crumbles, so I can come find people like you and cut your heads off.
>>343404992
So that makes it ok to spam the threads and links though right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY3_Dr6ajEw
Arachnis rofl xD!
>>343405109
Yes.
>>343405037
When you kindly fuck off back to your own site
>>343404516
I guess the original point still stands, you're fucking stupid
>>343405024
Absolute madman.
Thread number 5 and OP is now using clickbait images. The shilling evolves
>>343404594
>DEADLY BOLTS OF WATER
Sounds even more retarded than anything she says.
>>343405176
But I like both. Been here since the famous tortanic incident.
>>343404594
Holy shit that is bad.
>>343405228
we all know you're the one making those threads :^)
>>343404353
didn't know that borderlands is from them
that explains why I couldn't have fun with my 5 dollar purchase other than the robot doing his thing
>>343405320
Stay mad OP.
>>343401056
>that overwatch comparison
so who did rip-off who ?
>>343405132
Even the boss intros are ripped off from Borderlands.
>>343405247
>redditor
>newfag
>phoneposter
Could you just off yourself?
>>343405454
>Newf*g
>Been here for years
???
>>343404594
>Deadly bolts of water
>>343405440
Not like these are incredibly original ideas or anything.
>>343401802
>Overwatch isn't even on the list
wasn't it supposed to be popular?
>>343405440
Dota and LoL would like a word with you.
>>343405454
>the old republic came out 5 years ago
>>343405132
Gearbox really needs to come up with something new.
>>343405440
Most of those comparisons are purely superficial.
They are very different games.
To the the idiots saying that the game failed because they were pandering: No.
Stillborn died because it had ONE good game mode spread out on TWO maps.
And the SP "experience" was trash that you did once to unlock all characters, even that was a hassle.
Add to that the fact that heroes were unbalanced as shit, one of the heroes you had to apparently put significant effort into to unlock a "skill mod" to make him viable.
The loot made it even more unbalanced.
And the art style and UI was a clusterfuck on screen that gave me a headache.
And no, I didn't even buy it, I played maybe 7 hours in the beta and decided I didn't want to spend more time on it.
>>343401056
>ESPORTS
Devs need to stop making games with Esports in mind, because only so many fucking games can be big in esports.
>>343404594
Jesus fucking Christ that looks terrible in every single aspect. No wonder the game bombed harder than a nuke. Overwatch may be a shit game as well, but at least the presentation doesn't make me want to kill myself for having witnessed it.
Yes, yes, well done Gearbox, well done Gearbox.
HOWEVER.
>>343406080
Games made for eSports are actually cancer and are so awfully made. There is a reason CS, Quake and Starcraft were so popular as competitive games is they developed those communities instead of trying to force one.
>>343406583
>>343406080
Blizzard is literally forcing the Esports scene with every game they release, no matter how fucking casual it is.
>Competitive Card game
>Competitive FPS
>'Competitive' MoBa
Why are you all comparing Battleborn to Overwatch
They have nothing in common..
>>343406867
Competitive hearthstone is trash since it's all bad RNG
Competitive Overwatch is going to kill the game since no dedicated servers
Competitive HoTS was always DoA
>>343404406
why should I be mad?
I play good video games with good gameplay
why are you so mad tho?
>>343406964
If you have enough money and die hard fans as Blizzard does, you can literally just force an Esports scene for those games.
If there is a prize pool, people will join that shit.
>>343401056
>FEMINISM IS AWESOME
Serves these cucked game devs right. They should have stuck with Borderlands instead of trying to cash in on a new IP.
>>343407221
>People should stop trying to make new video games and make the same old IP
Fuck off nintendrone. I fucking hate this board sometimes.
>>343401056
someone post this reddit stillborn lmao tbqh
>>343407304
then why are you here doing something you hate?
>>343407380
I wish there was user-id's so I can see how much you've samefagged in here
>>343407538
actually it was my first post lmao tbqh
>feminism is awesome
hahahahaa
>>343407605
ok ;^)
>>343404606
Kill yourself painfully mate. YOU are summer. NOT me.
>>343404516
WHY DON'T YOU ACCEPT SODOMITES, IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR
>>343404690
Because that's what tumblr degenerates want to roleplay as.
TORtanic was funny because of the sheer amount of people defending the game with retarded analogies.
Nobody defends Battleborn. It's just a hugbox of everyone disliking the game. Not much fun.
>>343402245
That's okay because not every character is a openly Social Justice feminist.
>>343402304
more like a knucklehead character being happy that he can blow up women thanks to feminism
Why is the feminism quote always taken out of context? The character is saying that in response because he gets to kill women just like he cna kill men.
>>343401236
He is right though, and he isn't talking about we as "anonymous" but rather we as "customers" which should be pretty fucking basic knowledge.
Feminist whiners don't buy videogames but we do.
>>343401743
I hope you mean the chill bot and not the glorified turret character
>>343401147
>WE DO
WHO CONTROLS THE VIDYA INDUSTRY
WHO KEEPS THE SJW BURRIED UNDER A TREE
WE DO
WE DO
>>343406035
dont forget, both cost money, one gives you all of the characters whitoud grinding and the other dont
>>343405107
ALLAH AKBAR INDEED MY FRIEND! Thanks Allah for this retarded liberal cucks fighting for our muslims rights to exterminate white people, we will kill them and rape their daughters last!
>>343407304
>new is good
No, anon, in the case, they should have stuck with Borderlands.
>>343404416
>>343403559
I bet you have weebshit like Neptunia on your Steam profile, so you definitely shouldn't be allowed to judge others opinions on video games.
Game would have done better if their characters weren't butt ugly
They purposefully make all their characters ugly to not offend anyone. And this is what happens
>>343404508
You some kind of coal burner? You probably want to be bred to Winston too.
>>343408327
What about their wives? Not into milfs?
>>343407221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FElmjlzdSSM
Of course it tanked on PC, you've got about 3 other f2p games that do what Cattleporn tries to do, but better. It was made for console babbies who wanted more BL but also wanted to hop on the moba wagon. I wish they'd show the console populations but they're probably low as well.
>tfw you're one of the few people who actually like this game
Sorry i have such shit taste bros
>mfw mods are finally deleting all the new threads OP is spamming
Finally earning their paychecks.
>>343409346
What paychecks?
post yfw
>FEMINIZM IS AWESOME
ITT: Battleborn players who don't have enough people for a match and Overwatch refugees that got their shit kicked in on Comp mode
>>343409445
>Inb4 shills go HURR DURR YOU DON'T KNOW THE CONTEXT
It's a terrible line even if you know the context. And we all know why it was written.
>>343409445
>>343401056
Honestly if they had half the time they claimed to of spend per character on models and textures as well as not made every attack and ability a blinding lightshow it wouldn't of been that bad
the lel randum writing is overboard as well but that can always be muted/ignored
>>343409346
>jannies doing their jobs
>Rules 2, 3 and 6 are barely enforced, if ever
>>343409283
It's okay anon. We were all plebeians once.
>>343404405
Bravo Burch
FUCKING EAT SHIT AND BURN IN HELL GEARBOX
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>343409445
>>343409674
>2016
>posting shit hair
I laughed harder than I should have
>>343401056
Fun fact: if they had as much PR power as ActiBlizz Battleborn wouldve been the most popular game right now. But they cant dump 20 millions into marketing, so they flop.
>>343410328
They just need to scam Sega again, then.
>>343401056
Posted it to /r/Battleborn, got banned within 2 minutes
>>343405107
>Implying anyone on this board would survive the crumbling of society
>>343405454
>>phoneposter
Wait, how can you tell? Did I miss something?
>>343410328
2K likes to go the cheap route with marketing and just have people shitpost here for some odd reason.
See Battleborn, Borderlands, and Evolve.
>>343406953
Aren't they both team based arena shooters with classes? I don't know much about either
>>343410328
Just no. Losing more than 90% of its player base after a month is not a marketing issue.
They even put their characters in rock band.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyNYsvqaaKw
>>343401840
>>343410808
Dude, its a video game board. Everything gets fucking shitposted here.
But in this case Overwatch usually has at-least 4-5 threads up at a time.
>>343404972
He only says that when he kills a female hero
>>343411105
>They even put their characters in rock band.
Just like Blizzard put their characters in HotS to try and boost interest?
>>343411105
Mushroom Man seems like he'd fit more in Rock Band than in Battleborn, to be perfectly honest.
>>343410846
Battleborn is a clear moba with some shooting mechanics (at least in multiplayer and not for all of the characters): lane structure, mirrored maps, creeps, levels, jungle, abilities with ultimates, shop (sorta), the hero you choose is the hero you play till the end of the match. Battleborn SP is everything what is wrong with Borderlands, except the actual good stuff.
Overwatch is a shooter with some moba mechanics. It has abilities and ultimates and the whole idea of counterpicking and team synergy. Though both counterpicking and teamfighting are less expressed in Overwatch than in a typical MOBA. That's about it.
>>343411165
Don't respond to the retard
>>343410328
LoL barely had any marketing. Battleborn is just bad
