This is your date for tonight
>>343399551
what's a date
>>343399551
I've already got a date with someone else tonight though.
>>343399812
>>343399551
To be honest at this point i would even date aBoyi'm desperate
>>343400646
I'll fug you
>>343399551
I memorized how to make her masturbate in public
>>343400718
London??
>>343400038
sauce
>>343400963
>not knowing the elf goddess who's single handedly repopulating the elven race
>>343399551
Post the link then nigger
>>343401219
played it a while back but forgot what it was called, just remembered though.
I've been on vacation with the family for 3 weeks. I'm backed up. What game is this?
>>343399551
What's wrong with her face?
>>343401420
You're just like those assholes who ask questions on forums, then go "nvm I figured it out" while NEVER POSTING WHAT IT WAS
WHATS THE SAUCE ASSHOLE
>>343401495
Date Ariane. It's one of the better Western VNs
http://virtualunderworld.net/arianeb/dateariane/
>>343401712
Date Arianne or Arienne. Something like that.
>>343401495
>>343401318
old version
https://www.langangen.com/ariane/datingsimulator/default.htm
remake
https://www.langangen.com/ariane10/dateariane
or the offline version with quicksaves/loads
http://arianeb.com/dateariane/download.htm
>>343401712
>go to exhentai
>search: elf shotacon
>in the first 10 results
wow that was difficult
>nostalgia boner
>>343402161
What's the difference between the two?
>>343402227
everything is uglier in the older version
>>343402227
One looks like shit, the other one is fappable.
>>343399551
Please sit on my face.
>>343402161
>eat steak
>Talk to her
>eat steak
>Talk to her
>eat steak
>"Whoa you are really pigging out! 4/10 date"
Bitch, please.
>>343401712
Vitamin Quest
>>343399812
A fruit
>>343402751
heh
Pretty sure I've already played through every scene, good times.
>>343402898
Played through theaverage but still enjoyablesequel yet?
>>343402951
If you mean the crappy remake, then yes.
>>343399551
Does it have a dick?
I hope it has a dick
I'm so disappointed that you can't have a threesome. What are some games like this where a threesome is possible?
>>343403120
>>343402951
It's called Something in the Air, I think
>>343403343
I thought you could though? I'm pretty sure you can invite a girl you meet back with you and Arianne.
>>343403410
You could but it's only solo with the other girl
>>343399551
Are there any games like Date Ariane? It's actually a pretty comfy game (and gave me a weird boner too).
>>343399551
hello uncanny valley
>>343403120
Like the actual sequelwith the balls to the wall amazingly stupidfunending
>>343403446
>You could but it's only solo with the other girl
Really? I thought Ariane caught you two and ruin the fun. It is a pity you can't have a threesome with the Lingerie girl.
>dating an extremely picky and arbitrary bitch
>>343403509
Oh awesome, thanks.
>>343403549
Just like real life.
>>343402161
>say something funny
>"That is very funny!"
>Kiss her
>Read her a poem
Is this supposed to be cringeworthy?
>>343403926
shut the fuck up
>>343403926
No, it's the shit the typical Chadina likes to see. When you accept normies into your life, you'll understand.
>>343404040
ayyyyyyyyyy
>>343400646
Just be like me and completely stop trying
>>343404040
>404040
>>343403875
In real life I can get a general sense of what a woman wants even if I can't live up to it. This bitch acts like a prude who is put off by your flirting one minute and the next she's masturbating in front of a crowd.
>get her to undress for me at the beach
>go home
>suggest we should wash off the beach sand
>tells me I can follow her into the shower if I like
>do so
>this happens
>>343404013
>>343404040
>Congratulations! I'm impressed! Let's spend the evening together!
Something you'll never hear a woman say to you
>>343404040
That's a sexy series of digits right there
>>343404389
>on a board dedicated to chinese cartoons
>hyuck! you'll never get a girl!
>>343404389
It's a game where you can't even detect body language or social cues or vocal inflections you dip. Emphasis on "it's a game".
>>343404389
I bet you 10 bucks I can get a woman to say that to me.
post the screenshot of when you failed at the strip club and she meets someone else
>play this
>somehow enjoy it
>try similar ''games''
>they all suck
I guess it was fun while it lasted.
>>343400726
wait how ?
>>343407194
Make her horny enough.
>>343400038
>not an ugly faceless old man
>not a handsome highschool boy either
Into the trash.
>Fucked her thrice the first time
I'm the coolest kid on this board
>>343402161
>old version is you looking from the window
THE REST IS JUST A DREAM
>>343404040
>Chadina
It's Stacy you fucking dolt
>>343404852
:(
>>343399551
With all the money that bitch is going to make me spend, ill just pay an escort, and chose the one i like the most, but the best is that she will do what i say.
>spending time with bitches or even try to do something with them
I bet you kiss her too.
That is uncanny as fuck, Do people really fap to this?
>>343408491
Is it common for women to just fuck off with some other guy during dates?
>>343409420
Yes. If the other male can display wealth such as a fancy car, the female will go with him.
>>343402751
How does it taste like?
>>343399551
Elbows too pointy. On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 1.
>>343402209
I bet he also thinks exhentai is a meme site that links to a sadpanda, I woulldn't be suprised if plenty of people have helped him before.
