He may move slow, he can't jump high...
But this kong's
OneFUCKof a guy
didn't buy this because it was expensive because of that expansion pak shit. my cousin had it and his mom was super religous and he'd shit himself every time I watched the intro which I liked to do every time I played it
good times
HELL
grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells, aw yeah!
quick and nimble and quick and nimble and quick and nimble
>>343374850
when she needs to be, she can float through the air, and climb up trees!
he's the gun member
of the coconut crew
>>343374195
What exactly about a terrible song set to silly cartoon apes could possibly upset a super religious mom?
>>343375315
They say HELL
>>343375315ONE HELL OF A GUY
C
G
he has no moves
he cannot chase
this fat fuck can only grab in place
IF YOU KNOW THE WORDS YOUSHOULD SHOOT YOURSELF
CG
COCONUT GUN
>>343375471
>>343375418
>people consider hell a curse word
That's fucking retarded
>>343375418
>>343375471
Oh right, d*mn. I always forget that "h*ll" is a profamity in America.
>>343375882
>logic in super-religious soccer moms
Never.
>>343373897
But his coconut gun
Can fire in spurts
What happened in the last few hours to start all the ahitposting I missed it
>>343376427
*Pineapple Bazooka
can fire is spurts
>>343375174
fire in spurts
K K K
KU KLUX KLAN
HE'S QUICK AND NIMBLE
AND QUICK AND NIMBLE
AND QUICK AND NIMBLE
>>343375315
he says "ALL NIGGERS WILL DIE"
>>343373897
What was the game with all the monkeys and their fruit guns? I've been trying to remember which Donkey Kong game it was for months, but I just can't.
Please send help.
>>343378280
Ass Gorilla Nation
>>343378280iT FiREs iN SPUrTS
>>343379032
>>343378660
I hate you guys.Donkey Kong 64, right?
>>343378280
LA Noire
DK
DONKEY DONKEY DONKEY DONKEY
THIS CRAZY KONGHAS AN INFLATABLE COCONUT GUN
SOULJA BOY TELL 'EM
>>343378280
Lanky Kong X for the Dreamcast
_____HE
What kind of pose is this /v/?
>>343379693
The pose of a fucking disgrace.
>>343379693
monkey kong 69 for the atari 360
>>343379785
With afUnNy FAcE