Shameful vidya thread.
>Am in a pseudo second-life program called IMVU where you can customize your avatar and chat with random people
>get the idea that I can make a really convincing anthropormorphic female lizard as my avatar
>spend a year making this a reality working with devvers and professional 3d modeling designers
>Get custom everything
>Make a really convincing super hot female bartending lizard where all the furries like to hang out.
>Make a public room bar where everyone can come in and roleplay having drinks
>The bar is super popular with over 25k visitors in a single shitty public room.
>I literally erotic roleplay with some patrons every night privately.
>I do this every day for at least 2 hours a day.
>I'm sorry.
Help. I'm having too much fun with it.
and in case you're curious... it looks exactly like this. The color. the face. the clothing. literally everything.
I played through Silent Hill 2 on easy because I thought the puzzles and combat weren't interesting enough.
>>343292013you monster
>>343291161
>breasts
>reptile
>convincing
>hot
None of these go together. None of them.
>>343294548
most avatars on IMVU are really badly built or are the same 3d model pasted with different skins. I went out and spent the time to develop my own look and it really makes me stand out in the crowd. Because of this people instantly recognize me while I don't recognize them.often leads to some embarrassing situations.
but that's what I meant by convincing. Everything on the character looks like it was built to work with the rest of the character.
>>343294740
Take a screenshot then.
I beat resident evil 4 with an action replay code for infinite ammo, it's the only resident evil I've played.
I also beat devil may cry 3 with infinite devil trigger.
I used the 2x4 almost through the entirety of silent hill 2 and then because the combat got so damn tedious I did cheats for infinite ammo too but it's still one of my favorite games.
Advanced Warfare is my favorite cod and I buy and play most of them.
I play tf2 and hats don't bother me.
I once said my favorite game of all time was minecraft.
I haven't beat a single Mario or Zelda title.
I pirate indie games
I haven't beat a single GTA except for V and I own all of them.
I bought cosmetics and pay monthly for ESO still for the crowns and dlc and I really like ESO.
Never finished half life or l4d only a couple of hours each.
From the little that I have played half life I kind of hate it.
I savescum like a motherfucker in every game that I can.
I love edgelord characters, I enjoyed sonic heroes and shadow the hedgehog.
I'm sure there's a lot more but that's all that comes to mind atm.
>>343291161
I want to fuck that lizard
>>343294904
there.
>>343294990
I think you may legitimately suck at video games, holy shit.
>>343295956
fuq
>>343297230I know.
>>343298449
still is reasonably popular but the imvu staff has gotten more and more Nazi with their policies so it definitely has shrunk, but there is still a pretty large community.
I regularly play as a woman in games just to fap and ERP on an adult flash MMO as a gyaru milfIt gets me off harder than anything else
>>343300408
very similar to myIMVU problem.
I bet you actually don't like men in real life like me too.but you don't mind erping with men as a woman.
>>343291052
You've made this thread before I swear and you showed pics of the bar and stuff haven't you? Otherwise there's another guy who does exactly this. Show us some of your regulars, I fucking know you have pictures of them I've seen them before.
>>343300768
Exactly!
>>343301024
Yes I got banned for that. so I'm going to avoid posting too much but this is my shameful vidya secret.
but
Isn't IMVU a kids version of Second Life
>>343302010
not if you are AP.
I spent over 300 on habbo hotel when I was a child and discovered 4chan from raids, I can't believe how long ago that was
>>343302247
you witnessed pool is closed?
holy shit fucking history mang.
>>343302376
I was apart of it a couple of times, those raids felt like a fairly common occurrence. I don't think I was ever around for the one image that floats around but it happened enough that people who legitimately played the game would start joining in and having fun with it
I kinda miss those days honestly, it was cringey as hell but also so fucking laid back.
As a kid, I used to switch off the console when my friend was about to beat me in games like Mario Kart. We still joke about what a shitty brat I was.
I enjoy narrative and for the most part prefer narrative over mechanics, so a lot of the time when I'm playing a narrative driven game, I'll knock the difficulty down all the way in order to have the story play out without being hindered by the gameplay.
I've never played a single Zelda game. I've never played a single Mario or Sonic game to completion and I am of the generation that should have.
>>343303360
I used to do something like this. Would be in a multiplayer cart racer or something and when I knew I would lose I would press start and quickly exit the race.
God I woulda' punched myself back then.
>I buy and play COD every single year, multi and singleplayer
>I sold my gaming pc because I greatly prefer consoles
>I've never played more then 2 hours of a Mario game
>My first console was a PS1 but I can't remember if I ever even beat a single game on it
>However I have so much nostalgia for the damn thing I constantly watch history of and reminisce about it
>I've never beat a GTA without cheats until IV
>I've never beat a Zelda, or Final Fantasy game
>I recently beat Gears for the first time and I loved it.
>I buy every Nintendo console and then barely ever play any of them, only to sell them and buy them again later
>I love my Xbox, Xbox 360 and Xbox One
>I love Playstation so much that I watch the For the Players since 1995 video atleast twice a week.
>I claim to love JRPGs but I've never beat a single one.
>I've played over 1000 hours of Gran Turismo, and atleast 750 hours of Forza, 500 hours of PGRs
>I only play Overwatch characters that I can fap to
>I sometimes fap to the characters of R Racing Evolution
>Sometimes when I jerk off I watch cuckolds help their women suck black dicks
>even worse I sometimes lay on my back and push my ass against the wall so that I can use a vibrator on my asshole and then cum all over my own face
>>343304652
woh.
but you got me on
>I sold my gaming pc because I greatly prefer consoles
what kinda piece of shit pc you runnin mate
>>343304878
It was an i3 with a GTX650ti, 4gb ddr3, and a 128gb ssd
Sold it all through ebay and selling the parts to my father.
I still have my keyboard and mouse under my tv stand because I can't get anyone to buy them.
Deathadder 2014 and a Blackwidow Ultimate that I got for $50 combined during a sale.
I owned almost 200 games on steam but I never finished a single one besides Portal, GTA IV (after playing through on 360 and ps3) and Katawa Shoujo
>>343305231
so why do you not like PC over console?650ti barely enough to run ps3 quality games
Started Dark Souls 3 as an assassin and never changed weapons once
>>343291161
>no drugs
>this place is CLEAN!
>alcohol everywhere
damn furries are truly social rejects
>>343295956
I'd hit that. Not even going to lie.
>>343305531
some legitimately do not. not that shameful.
>>343297118
Well I generally play fps and some action games on the hardest setting, and I've beaten my fair share of games but I do got some huge skeletons as you can see.
I s-swear i-it's not that bad anon, pls no bully
>>343291052
C-can i buy private sessions for like $20-40/hour a few times a week? I wont get too weird or anything, its just that Avengers Earths Mightiest Heroes is my favorite cartoon, and there is the lizard villain group in that, and yeah...
Post kik/email please?
>>343305590
just the design really. But the bar is cool with alcohol + drug roleplay so.. yeah.
Additionally I believe the setting for that location is in Austria which has serious drug problems so it wouldn't surprise me if there were bars that have something like that
>>343305596Everyone does. even the humans.
>>343291052
People still play IMVU?
>>343305415
I was actually able to run things pretty well relatively.
I completely know every single benefit of PC over consoles
But I still gravitate towards consoles. I actually used to play almost just as many pc games as console games back when I was a kid.
I like the simplicity of consoles, I don't care about 60fps unless its shooters or fighting games really. Looks obviously are nice but I don't care about the difference between the looks of a ps4/xbox one games and a pc running at max.
It's not that I don't understand pcs as I have built over ten of them and work as a technician.
i just prefer to play on consoles.
>>343305915
Fucking kek
>>343300408
You mother fucker. I'm pretty sure I know what MMO you're talking aboutI pray you did not pay for a sub
>>343295956
Good transition from 2D to 3D.
You make money with that roleplay stuff?
I love horror games but I have owned sh 1-3 and resident evil 1& 2. I have only beaten resi 2. Again love the first sh games but never got far in any of them. Too scared I guess or something.
The only FF games I have ever finished are 7 and 13. I owned 8 and near end game I progressed too fast and was getting destroyed by enemies in ultimecia castle so I dropped it all together.
>>343291052
>Play MMORPG.
>Roleplay normally but always eventually end up into erotic direction.
>Feel shamed that i can't seem to keep myself in more normal roleplay anymore.
God damn it! I roleplay as normal as i can, but it's almost as i have somekind invisible beacon over my head that lures the erotic pursuers to me.
I cheesed Dante Must Die in DMC1 by savescumming every mission and spamming Untouchables and Devil Stars on Nightmare 3 and Mundus.
I use jetpack and health cheats on San Andreas to get through tedious parts of missions, such as enemy waves or long driving, around my 5th mission attempt out of frustration.
I quit Valkyria Chronicles cause I got sick of the unskippable cutscenes and enemy turns.
I refuse to play Fire Emblem on anything above normal cause I just want to play for the characters.
I play Soul Calibur only to spank it the the create a character mode.
>>343304652
>I only play overwatch characters that I can fap to
well if you share my opinion, you must main widowmaker :^)
>>343306087yes and I'm sorry.
>>343291161
You ripped off that persons character or your the one who made it originally? That pics been around for awhile.
>>343306630
Why not Second Life though?
I like to confess.
I am a casual player.
I do not like games where fun is purely found in the difficulty of the game.
>>343306593
Yes, and Mercy, Pharah.
>>343291161
What's with the bullet necklace?
I played some westernshit last week.
>>343306707
Nope. the creator fully knows about me.
>>343306718
Second life I feel is overly complicate and too expensive for a chatting program. Often times packs of stuff are sold and the shops are difficult to look around. The world is also shoddily built as its just a bunch of billboards everywhere selling some product versus actual areas for people to hang out.
The aspect of walking around is inherently useless and there is no reason to walk around in a chat program. Simply a display of a well-built avatar and good roleplay is all you need and second life divulges into this as well except all the functions of all the complicated shit is still there making it super bulky and unnecessary.
>>343306891
the character calls for it. The excuse is: "Oh it just makes me look more rugged and down to earth I'm not really heavy into guns though."
>>343291052
Holy shit dude that's fucking degenerate and creepy. Hard to believe that faggots like you actually exist and that I actually talk to without ever knowing.
>>343306272
My account probably has about 150 bucks in donations from the bar but no I don't use it to make money.
>>343307084
I hide the shit out of it. It is creepy and it is weird but I just keep it to myself so nobody needs to know.
>>343306995
>Second life I feel is overly complicate
Says the person who learned 3D modeling and shit to complicate the hell out of IMVU.
>shops are difficult to look around
Won't argue with that too much, There is the marketplace you can just get onto with a web browser, but the search isn't the greatest and not all products are up on there.
>its just a bunch of billboards everywhere selling some product versus actual areas
Um, well, that's blatantly false. Try searching for actual sims rather than just sticking to the starter areas.
>there is no reason to walk around in a chat program
Well, yeah there is. It enhances the roleplay with being able to engage with the world, move around in it, and y'know get some animations to go with what you're doing. I wouldn't call it bulky at all, it's pretty intuitive.
>>343291161
>>343295956
Well shit at least this is vidya related.
>>343307202
Holy shit 150 dollars? Teach me your ways. Yeah I ain't spoilering shit. I didn't give a fuck about getting into imvu until right now.
On another note: the original creator knows about you but a lot of work was put into creating this character.
If you had the talent to put her together, why rip another person's idea? Why not make your own look?
>>343307941because she's perfect.
>>343308135
Well that's cool and all but you never thought about being you?
>>343308568
This guy doesn't share this aspect of his life with anyone except the other closet fags here, why the hell would he want to be himself instead of a Navi like all the other avatars?
I once erp'd with a dude in wow after he asked if I would sell my services. I only gave him a blowjob because I didn't want him finding out my female death knight had a cock between her legs but it was so good the nigga gave me a tip for it along with what my original price was. It boosted my ego so much.
>be 6 years old
>grow up in a christian family
>start playing Viewtiful Joe
>get stuck on some boss
>unbelievably angry at one point
>praying to god because i thought he would let me win
>still lose
>have a weird as fuck idea
>LITERALLY praying to fucking satan so he can let me win
>suddenly win
>silent for a couple of minutes
>turn off the console
I don't even
I used a guide through some of AA, mostly during the investigation sections.
>>343309446
>>343308757
No I get that, I am just saying if he could replicate that look to the T then why waste it on a look that's already established, you know? He could have made his own look for his lizard that didn't need to be compared to anyone else.
I mean obviously it's working for him but it's almost like erping with a canon char itself just with a different name.I know, I see people go wild over getting to typefuck canon characters with thier oc's and that shit's cringey as fuck.
>>343302247
You mean you discovered ebaumsworld from the raids. I was actually there and we all gave credit to ebaumsworld because back then rules 1&2 were taken seriously so that little shits like you wouldn't come to 4chan.
>>343308901
That's nothing.I play a femboy escort in SL.
>>343309682
and here we are today
>>343309446
>Praying to God to win a video game
>Praying to Satan
>Ever
I hope you've set your priorities right since then.
>>343291052
I only play old video games because I have a shitty laptop and am poor.
I fapped to that recording of Fuuka and the tickling ''ab band" thing from Persona 3
>>343310109
I only play old video games because Ionly started ''gaming" 2 years ago and have a lot to catch up
Thanks a lot, OP. Now I'm on IMVU trying to make a trap. Fuck you.
>>343310981
>IMVU
>instead of SL
I think that video games are fun.
>I've bought an Xbone 4 tiems and returned it 4 times i just cant coup the fact I soent 100+ dollars along with online fees just to play a console with paperweight probabky wont ever do it again since I said enough is enough
>currently having an issue with blizzard where I bought Overwatch once and refunded and now I blught it again to refund it again but with a manager. They game is so fucking shallow and I fell for the shilling
I just get really bad buyers remorse these 2 being the worst
>>343311770
You idiot modern games are not fun. That's not real fun your having.
>>343310109
So your being forced to play better stuff then. Your really not missing out anon other than nicer grafics and even that has kinda stagnated.
>>343294990
You just sound really fucking underaged.
>>343305896
>>343294990
>ESO
>Enjoyed Shadow the Hedgehog
>Consistently buy AAA games then don't even finish them
>Half the games you finished were cheated and/or savescummed
>ESO
>Pirating the games that are already going to be cheaper
>Buying fucking cosmetics, IN ESO
Anon, you know that scene in the second Pirates of the Caribbean movie where Bootstrap shows Will what happens if you stay too long on Davy Jones' ship?
You haven't just gone off the deep end of 'bad at vidya'.
You have become part of the deep ends' floor.
I am not sure it's even possible for you to get any better, you're just that bad.
>>343309446
>Making a successful deal with the Devil
Well you're either screwed, or you better like fire m8
I never pick powerful dynasties in Crusader Kings 2. If I don't raise my dynasty from a literal who count into an emperor, I feel like I am cheating the game.
Kind of an anti confession, but it still makes me feel dumb when I work for 20 years to get a duchy while my friends start the game as the ruler of France or the Byzantine Empire.
>>343310109
A lot of indie games are good with low-end PCs (especially the ones that go all 'retro' with their graphics)
