>Join guild
>guild chat: XD XD ^_^ ^_^ >.>
>guild chat: *roleplaying now*
>anon has left the guild.
>playing MMOs
You're a degenerate anyways, you fit right in, just stay in your "guild".
>join
>whalecum!
>lol don't talk with guildmember2 she is the total bitrch LOL
>insert 4chan memes
>dat boiii
>leave
>Hi Youtube! :DDDDD
>>343290846
Include me in the reddit screencap
I've been waiting for a thread like this.
>go over to friends house to play Smash
>Project M isn't working for him anymore
>agree to play Smash 4 even though I've never played it
>play 8 games
>the entire time he is yelling memes, movie quotes, and telling me to get "shrekt"
>repeating jokes 4-5 times like I didn't hear him
>stares at me like pic related after every match - like exactly like pic related
>after every game he has to look at his phone
>try to tell him to press start to continue
>"HUH WHAT SORRY WHAT WAS THAT?"
>he doesn't even press start, he looks at his stats first by pressing A button about 3-4 times
>he secretly recorded us playing for his youtube channel but only put up the one game out of 8 that he beat me
>ask him why he didn't upload the other ones
>"the audio quality was bad"
>>343290428
Why join a roleplaying guild when you don't role play? They clearly advertise.
Seems like you went full retard.
>>343291394
link vid
>>343290846
i remember playing in doturd2 against someone with a link to a twitch stream as his username
after we stomped them someone on my team asked them "still streaming?"
>>343291394
what the fuck. fuck that guy.
>>343291427
they didn't. Its not a roleplay guild. It's just a regular guild with a bunch ofSkyrim is my favorite elder scrollsfags.the MMO is ESO. the sale was too good to miss. Game is actually pretty fun but I feel like everyone loves skyrim over Morrowind neverless Oblivion.
>>343291538
he didn't record us with a camera. just the gameplay. We had really good matches too.
What's sad is - I've never played Smash 4, and he goes to local tournaments and wins prize money.
Yet I beat him 7 out of 8 times
>>343291394
forgot image.
He pauses the game everytime he gets a kill or if he wins a game and looks at me like this, waiting for my reaction.
I pretty much want to tell him to stop fucking looking at me because its creepy.
he's the guy that will show you the new "meme" on his phone, and then stare at YOU instead of whats on the phone, waiting to see if YOU laugh.
>play cs:go
>squeeker-mc-squeek-squeek starts talking
>support the youngsters playing games because cs:go would have been amazing when I was little. that shit wasn't out when I was their age.
>squeeker proceeds to insult everyone
>Try to calm squeeker down
>This intensifies squeeking.
>Everyone votebans.
>>343290428
>joining guilds
>engaging in prolonged social interaction in video games
>ever
I bet you have 'friends' on steam too
>>343293127
I'I like talking to people anon while I game..
>>343293186
some friendly banter with no obligations is alright I guess
>>343291712
lol what the fuck anon
>>343291605
>he goes to local tournaments and wins prize money.
>Yet I beat him 7 out of 8 times
What the fuck OP, go to some of those tournaments and win some cash.
>people having fun and enjoying themselves
>too autistic to realize this
>quit guild
>make post about it on /v/, trying to disguise what it really is which is a "REEEEEEEEEEEEE" thread
What's it like being the least common denominator?
>>343293876
>least common denominator
embarrassing
>Still in same guild.
>Meet guild leader of new guild first time over discord chat
>Really want to connect with guild mates as I like to establish friendships with who I play with
>"Oh hey anon I can't remember anything."
>uhh... anything? How bad is it guild leader?
>"Like I will listen to the same song for 3 months straight and forget the lyrics next day."
>Oh...Really uncomfortable that guild leader has the memory of a gerbil.
>still in guild to see how it falls apart.
>>343294113
Not as embarrassing as you not understanding what I said.
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>343291712
Why are you friends with that freak?
>play halo 1 at high school (this was many years ago. am now 26)
>Everyone having a blast
>"HEY GUYS WHAT ARE YOU ALL PLAYING?"
>H'halo...
>"OH COOL CAN I PLAY?"
>He's the fat smelly guy who never showers and is really loud
>We try to be friendly and let him play. We all scoot over for fatty mc smell smell
>Fatty proceeds to use puns like when he melees someone he says: "HAHA I THINK HE GOT THE... POINT!"
>We all cringe
>Rest of the time is super uncomfortable.
>>343294215
It's "lowest common denominator" you dumb fuck.
>play any online multiplayer game
>the match goes really bad or amazing
>chat is flooded with "gg"
Just kill me already...
>be 13
>vanilla WoW
>playing rogue, just fucking around
>get invited to some guild
>guild named <Wicked Clown Mafia>
>I'm 13 at the time so I have no idea what the fuck I'm about to get into
>accept
>it's full of juggalos
>I didn't even think juggalos could work a computer, let alone WoW
>I've lived a relatively secluded life in the country up until this point so I have no idea what the fuck juggalos even are
>woop wooping, ebonics and faygo ensue
>"heh, maybe it gets better"
>it doesn't
>leave after a week
>get bombarded with whispers of "ay yo cuz why you leavin da guild" for three or four days
>delete my rogue and re roll to escape
I made a terrible mistake that day.
>>343290428
>join guild
>hi
>hi
>hi
>hi
>join guild
>people constantly have drama in guild chat
>play female character
>log in
>don't say anything
>guild explodes on me
>silently start some solo dungeon
errytime
>playing Helldivers
>join some randoms in a helldive
>in a game where strangers are generally met with a "Roger That!", capespin or a quick "sup" if there's no hordes around
>some dude joins after me
>constantly spamming neko kawaii bullshit like :3 ^_^ and calling everyone dearie
>end up crushing the fucker under a hellpod and leaving
Think that faggot is somewhere around here?
>join MMO guild
>rich in-game
>offer to supply items
>"You haven't been part of us long enough to be of any use, please be patient. :)"
>leave
>>343302680
watlol
>Play old game
>Everyone is lvl 100
>Constant "WOW WE HAVE NOOB, GG!!!!!!!"
>Get vote kicked every match for being lvl 1
>Refund
>>343304893
game?
>>343294178
>Really uncomfortable that guild leader has the memory of a gerbil.
They don't have shit memory. They're just fishing for attention.
>>343305060
why would you admit to something like that?
I'm going to see if he remembers me the next day... He told me this yesterday so am not sure if he's lying or not.
>>343301640
God, this fucking sale has brought in the worst people
>doing some random 8 dif cyborg mission
>just me (20) and a friend who recently picked up the game (15)
>2 level 6's drop in, killing my friend
>one has a constantly open mic
>Anytime him or his pal are downed from their own stupidity, immediately blames us, thinking we cant hear
>proceed to call turrets and robots down on their shit
> "wow wtf man stop"
> "check your mic before you shit talk next time"
>proceed to bayonet both faggots before extracting out
Cunts
>>343296819
Is this bait? The phrases are literally interchangeable. Fuck back off to your remedial classes at high school
