Here's your controller bro.
>>343217438
But that isn't my controller, bro.
>>343218513
Not anymore.MMMWAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
>>343218513
Is this?
>replacing broken 360
>buying one off an acquaintence
>oh and here's my favorite controller
>custom thumbsticks
>stupid little button on the bottom, probably for cheating
>horrible, green paint job
>"thanks for buying it off me anon, I'm switching to PC master race"
>>343218876
where do i subscribe to your blog
>>343218876
DON'T DO THIS
>>343219015
You're right, I shouldn't talk about a shitty controller in a thread about shitty controllers.
>>343218798
As a matter of fact, yes. Thank you.
>>343217438
Is that the controller the vet with 1 arm uses?
>>343219085
yeah, that was absolutely the point of your post
anyway, i really want to know where i can subscribe
>>343219067
Who actually holds it that way? I mean, why would you even?
>>343219239
>asukafag
>>343219340
it's just one of my smug images
none of the girls in evangelion are worth obsessing over
>>343217438
Thanks Anon usually I keep it lodged in my gaping asshole but it must have fallen out.
Remember this meme?
>>343219264
i do. it's so I don't have to stop moving my character and can use all buttons. it's only difficult at first because those muscles aren't worked enough. you just gotta use it for a day or two and you can become champ like me
>>343220167
I just bought one. Comes to my door in 2 days!
>>343219264
You have to do this to run in dark souls.
>>343220632
i'm so sorry
>>343219067
Thats not even proper claw technique
>>343220812
Well supposedly part of the issue is it takes a while to get used to if you're used to a normal style controller. But the last time I seriously used a controller was with a DS2 in 2006, so I'm good. I have no idea what I'm going to use it for, though. I barely even play games.
>>343221280
My friend has one
the issue is that it's made out of the cheapest plastic you can buy, it feels like it's going to break
>>343221395
But has it broken?
>>343221489
not yet
Here you go bro
>>343221583
>press button
>it stays pressed and sticks to your finger
>>343221560
Then there is still hope for me yet!
>>343220167
>Its a controller
>THIS IS YOUR FAULT
>USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
I laugh every time I think about it.
>>343221583
Still better than Wiimote and Utablet.
>>343221395
I own one and it feels leagues better than Dualshock controllers.
>>343218798
I would unironically use the fuck out of that
>>343217438
thats the kind of shit you would spend 200$ for sending to Scuf or one of those other tryhard cunts before the xbox elite controller came out
heres your controller. we're playingwild guns
>>343221880
Not really
here, take this one
>>343221583
This is a school sculpture, you can tell by the scrimshaw look of the Pause lettering and the way it catches the light.
>>343222074
Do you have anything a little bigger?
>>343220807
I use my index to press the action buttons while using ze thumb on the right stick. AND YET, I do not hold the controller that way.
>>343220167
I have one of those, it's really nice because I can use it like a mouse and keyboard from my bed, I keep it on my nightstand and use it every time I go to sleep.
>>343221926
I agree with this guy, controller is well balanced with good heft too it.
Got it from a gamestop where I have a friend working so I can always return it if it does end up breaking.
can someone post a spider?
>>343221690
that would only be a half press
"here you go brah, got it from a guy in canada"
>>343222401
Plus it looks like shit that's usually a giveaway
>>343222497
here you go
>>343222710
A what? As soon as you press the button down, it's a press. That's why it's called a press you retard, you can't have a half press.
>>343222617
>ze
kys
>>343219264
it's a placebo grip for mlg-wannabe autists
>>343219469
Kaworu is bestboy
>>343221395
>it feels like it's going to break
Actually, the xbox 360 controller feels like it was made to be dropped/thrown across the room by a toddler
The steam controller isn't built like the 360, but it's not meant to be used by kids who don't take care of their electronics. I think valve picked the right parts for their target market.
Even still, you would literally have to be a toddler having a fit to break the controller, or just clumsily dropping it on the floor while standing up and holding it above your head.
>>343222180
No, take this one.
>>343222946
Not sure about the DS1, but I know the DS2 and DS3 had face buttons that were pressure sensitive. You could have full control of the throttle in Gran Turismo by being really fiddly with your thumb over the X button.
![gencontroller[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yJwFZN3.jpg "gencontroller[1].jpg")
>worst first-party controller
>>343223029
Alright, alright.
Teh.
>>343222938
Best controller ever
>>343222497
here you go bro
>>343223216
Any controller that does not have 2 analog sticks is worst controller.
>>343221926
Not saying much considering all 3 Dualshocks I got with my PS4 have broken and they didn't get really strenuous use.
>asymmetrical sticks
No!
>>343223302
if you have baby hands. the normal pro controller is better
>>343223530
That is weird. My DS3 has served me for 3 years no problem.MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE I AM GENTLE WITH IT.
>>343223530
>with my PS4
Well there is your issue. DS3s > DS4s.
>>343223629
I'm talking DS4. I've literally never had a controller break on my before, even my gamecube and ps2 controller still work perfectly to this day despite getting way more use.
DS4s were cheaply made as fuck.
>>343222497
check over here
>>>/y/
>>343221583
Thanks Tyler btw i talked to the guy in pokemon 1000 times like you said and mew didn't appear
>>343223370
Child, leave
>his mouse doesn't have boost power
>>343223629
>GENTLE
>not throwing it to ground to show him who's boss
>not filling him up with cheeto dust to make him look like the dirty slut that he is
>Not lending it to your nigger neighbour for 10 bucks a week
ISHYGDDT
![n-control-avenger-rig-for-xbox-360-controllers-gets-an-upgrade_1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/65huJI0.jpg "n-control-avenger-rig-for-xbox-360-controllers-gets-an-upgrade_1[1].jpg")
Here's your controller bro.
>>343220807
This.
![Super-Famicom-Controller[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/E38kzZh.jpg "Super-Famicom-Controller[1].jpg")
>>343223370
Are you out of your mind?
Here's your controller, bro.I perfected it for you.
>>343222617
>>343219264
>>343219067
I'm insulted none of you know the fromsoft grip.
>>343222946
Metal Gear Solid 2 was very half-press based.
For example, you half press to aim, full press to fire
>>343223812
kek
>>343224016
LEWD
>>343223190
This controller is so fucking retarded. Why the fuck would you make a 64 bit console and fuck it up with this retarded thing?(besides the bad marketing)
>>343222946
alright """"""henry""""""
>>343224286
replace the d-pad with a Xbone d-pad, slap a ZL button on and you have the best controller ever
>>343224286
That actually looks like a good controller
>>343224045Son Im 38 I wwebsite as on the internet when you were a sperm in your daddys balls and before it was the internet, thanks for the welcome to message wurd up.
here's your controller bro
Here bro
![dsc00876[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6Wtp8Z7.jpg "dsc00876[1].jpg")
Here's your controller, honey.
>>343222946
nice try henry
I got a second controller now so we can do co-op
Got this sucker on sale bro.
The joystick is kind of clonky, and the triggers kind of click, but it works dude
>>343219264
>>343223036
I hold it that way but I never gave a fuck about MLG, I just like being able to look around and press buttons at the same time. It's so annoying to only do one or the other.It's a good thing PC uses KB+M
>>343224016
>him
>not gently caressing her
>not earning her trust
>not sharing glorious moments of victory with your controller waifu
>not thanking her for being a loyal and reliable input device
>not slowly wiping her down with a lightly damp microfiber cloth
>not carefully placing her in her designated storage receptacle
>not having her give you subtle force feedback nudges of love in return
>>343224560
Well I mean we're talking about the company that had already almost died like a dozen times by then from making bad decisions like ripping off Ralph Baer, making E.T., and the 5200.
Atari is probably the worst run company that was ever a major console manufacturer.
>>343220807
Have you tried having normal hands?
![depositphotos_11487409-Leftover-pizza-crust-heel[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Js5ibxn.jpg "depositphotos_11487409-Leftover-pizza-crust-heel[1].jpg")
>vidya sleepover
>Thanks for the pizza bro, where do i throw these away?
Here's your bowling ball bro
>>343225061
Honey on crust master race
>>343225020
>one dual finger claw at the end of your wrist
>normal hands
Why yes, I do have normal hands.
Hey man, want to spend the night?
>>343225061
>b-but the crust is the best part
Get fucked hydrated cunts, you need fuckloads of water to wash that shit down.
>>343221280
you'll see for yourself.
>>343224881
>Madcatz
>N64
Satan please no, anything but that!
>>343225213
>water
that shit practically dissolves after a swig of coke
>>343225061
>these fucking people exist
![ps3proto[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WcbnCAi.jpg "ps3proto[1].jpg")
Here's your boomerang, mate.
>>343225213
Shitter detected, i bet you eat your steak well done with catsup too.
>>343219067
I was playing Ocarnia of Time on 3ds earlier. If you want to backjump, while in "aiming over the shoulder with your slingshot view" you need to do this.
Hey bro, can you switch over to the steering wheel this round so we can get Mikey in on three-player
>>343225303
I had one of these once. Threw it away a week later.it came back
>>343225195
I suck at drawing, So sue me.
You know what i mean.
>>343225312
The only soup I eat is from the Olive Garden.
>>343225478
That looks like vomit, famalam
:^)
>>343225412
can we not
>tfw love the dualshock 4 controller but the battery life is absolute garbage
Have they announced a new model yet?
>>343219264
manlets with cute tiny hands
>>343225559
Don't talk shit about the Toscana
>>343225610
I recently played Goldeneye with a friend over a couple of beers. Holy shit, I've almost forgot how shit this controller really is.
>didn't touch a controller since 2000
>had an occassion recently, couldn't get used to it and played badly
>play all games on a keyboard
>even dark souls
I don't understand controllers.
could a dildo be a controller?
>>343225837
How the fuck do you go for nearly 2 decades without touching a video game controller?
>>343225837
how do you play racing games?
>>343225982
no, but it can have one
>>343225020
>have to stop to turn the camera
no thank you
>>343225061
In my mouth you faggot gimme that
>>343225243
Here, take this to ease the pain.
Seriously, these were great.
>>343224881
had one of these, used it on my mario 64 speedruns. my A button eventually gaveout and the stick shit the bed p quick too
>>343226018
I don't, who even plays racing games
>>343226012
PC
>>343220812
sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our controllers, especially since they're such good size and all.
![sddefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jmlwOu6.jpg "sddefault[1].jpg")
Gamecube can into master race.
>>343218513
You calling me a thief, motherfucker? This is the one you lent me, bro! Get the fuck out of my mom's house!
>>343226145
I saw someone at a local smash tournament with one of these. I wanted to rabbit punch him and steal it.
>>343222735
if thats functional you could have probably sold those for at $100 markup on etsy to hipsters when the Wii was still popular amongst normies.
>>343226107
>who even plays racing games
What are you gay?
>>343226082
These were literally the best N64 controllers, period. Objectively best. Shame the too of the stick liked to break off.
>>343222938
Anyone now where I can get a wii-u controller that doubles up as a wii classic controller pro? I have a geoteck one that's sort of broken but they don't manufacture them any more. It's nice to have a pro controller that works with the wii but doesn't need to be attached to a wiimote.
>>343223530
My DS3 controller has survived the abuse I put it through. Then again I only got my PS3 in like, 2012, you probably had yours longer.
>>343226107
Dude my dad's in his 70's and he's touched more vidya controllers than you in that time, didn't you ever hang out with any friends or try out demos at stores?
>>343226306
I'm talking about the DS4, so no I've barely had them for a year and I've already gone through 3 of the fucking things. They're so shittily made it's honestly impressive.
>>343226189
Are you black?
>>343226018
Not him, but with a joystick. How else?
>>343221984
I would too, except everything looks like it projects a good quarter of an inch above the height it was designed for.
Here ist thy controller, dear brother.
>>343225020
But then you can't move the camera around. The claw grip lets you do that.
>>343226442
no, because I wanted to break it over his head after I'd grabbed it
>>343226417
Oh. No comment on that then, I heard a lot of complaints about them around launch though.
>hey bro I gotta brb to the bathroom
>will you finish this level for me?
>>343226527
The shittiest thing is that because of the touchscreen there are no third party options whatsoever when even a madcatz piece of trash would be better than them.
>>343226289
doesnt exist. theres one, but it doesnt work and is trash
>>343226417
I've had my DS4 since launch with no issues.
Unlike my cheap ass xbone controller I got to play shit on my PC. What a chincy piece of shit. Got a wired 360 controller after and it's not let me down yet.
here is your grorious controrrer nii san
>>343224881
Ultimate showdown time, Anons.
We all encountered both of these steaming piles of shit back in the day.
Which was worse?
>>343226749
I still haven't seen any explanation for how anyone is supposed to use this thing.
>>343226687
Like I say, my geoteck one does it but is no longer being made/sold unfortunately.
It's weird that Nintendo didn't make the official ones wok like that. They're bloody expensive enough to have good features.
>>343220167
>trackpad
What the fuck were they thinking?
Fucking Madkatz
>>343226729
>wired 360 controller
Fuck yeah, I've had this baby for 5 or 6 years now with no issues and it works perfectly with every emulator I've used.
>>343225796
Shits pretty easy to make too
>>343226830
you stab yourself and manipulate it with your intestines
>>343226830
only the edgiest lords are able to utilize the full potential of that controller
>>343226814
I had this one
It's actually kind of similar to the dualshock and xbox controllers for modern consoles, but it didn't feel right playing the games with this thing back then
>>343226830
You put it near your mouth and play it like a flute.
>>343226276
>Shame the too of the stick liked to break off.
To be fair that was a problem with N64 controllers in general
Fucking Mario Party
This will be your method of input, Commander.
>>343222401
Damn you're right
I thought it was real for a moment
>>343226948
Yeah I've one for PC stuff for years now, never had a single problem with it.
D-Pad could be better sure but it's good enough
>>343227030
>>343227101
>>343227138
>>343226749
I think you're supposed to hold it something like this. With your right hand on the first stick and dpad, the your left hand on the buttons that are towards the hilt. The hilt of the blade will always be pointing away from you, so it's like you're pointing the sword towards your chest, ready to commit seppuku.
>>343227276
Yeah the d-pad does suck, at this point I've pretty much just stuck with using the sticks entirely.
>>343227209
>No pedals
>Only one stick
I can't pilot like this, what are you, some sort of freebirth scum?
>>343227331
>proper sudoku form
>eyes are slanted too
10/10
>>343218513
>mum, anon swore!
>>343227429
Eh it's good enough for everything I've emulated. Gets a little touchy in menus for some games but otherwise the only game I had to do some wonky keybinds on was putting Down+Right on RB for Shine Sparks in Super Metroid, default controls worked fine in Zero Mission and Fusion though.
>>343227438
You will find these adequate.
>>343227438
The two throttles are the rudder petals, anon, and the throttle is controlled by moving the mouse up and down while pressing a mouse button. Left button for engine 1, right for 2.
>>343227509
>being a grass
No wonder you didn't get invited to Ben's for the micro machines turbo tournament
>>343223812
We Tylers are gay, not con men.
>>343226189
or you could gee I dunno buy one you fucking degenerate.
>>343227726
but stealing is more fun
>>343225396
>mfw playing winston with this
>>343224807
best controller ever made
>>343217438
Thanks bro but I brought my own.
>>343227861
That looks like a track ball, but it's actually roll on deodorant for those extended basement gaming sessions.
>>343227861
whoa, it has a scope
>>343227861
What is the purpose of the circle with the cross in it? I would assume zapper aiming reticule, but the giant black Sorry piece is stuck between it and where you would look.
>>343224331
damn, that actually looks ergonomic as fuck.
Here you go son, im glad you took some time away from those videogames to throw a few balls with your old man.
I know im not getting younger and someday we will both look back and be glad we took a couple minutes to spend some time together
>>343226749
NOW I'M MOTIVATED
>>343228354
No probs pops. Catch.
>>343227138
shut up tommy
>>343222946
>Mfw he doesn't know about half-presses.
>>343222074
i wish i could use this for stuff other than pokken. it is a neat little controller.
>>343225815
>plug in a second controller
>you can suddenly control the character properly with one in each hand
I don't even know what the fuck they were thinking.
>>343222946
Whatever you say, """"""""""Henry"""""""""""
>>343226918
I would have preferred a trackball
>>343226749
JAPAN ONLY MAKES THE GREATEST CONTROLLERS FROM PLASTIC FOLDED OVER TEN MILLION TIMES.
>>343225796
That doesn't look like Chicken & Gnocchi.
>>343224331
I just want to point out, if you have a game, and that game requires you to hold the controller in a super-fucked up way, you done fucked up as a game designer.
Here, you can use this, bro.
>>343226034
>>343226504
LOCK ON, FAGTS. HAVE YOUR HEARD OF IT
>>343228886
>if you have to hold the controller in a way I'm not comfortable with you fucked up as a game designer
Damn dude, could you be any more entitled?
>>343228983
>"you're the controller bro!"
Here you go bro
>>343228765
Honestly I've been so stuck in my ways that I never order anything else but the zuppa toscana at olive garden, so I don't know what their chicken & gnocchi is like.
>>343225020
So I can move the camera while I run.
>>343219340
>.gif
>tfw this design wasn't used for the wiiu controller
>>343230282
>ABXY are all lowercase
I see Nintendo knows their audience well.
>>343230282
>instead they gave us a half tablet half PSP abomination
for what purpose
>>343230469
memes aside it was because it plugged into the wiimote which already had an a/b button
speaking of which, a controller like the wiimote/nunchuck that doesn't have motion controllers but separates so you can rest your arms would be max comfy
>>343225213
fuck you i bet you eat your pizza just plain cheese
Anyone have that screencap of the inept guy who didn't know how to use pedals?
>>343230789
This?
>>343231336
2 smol
>>343231336
That's it, thanks.
>>343221583
GREEN AND PURPLE
>>343226481
>mooom, the controller summoned an ancient evil again!
>>343219085
But you posted about how PC master race is for fags when you were the console peasant buying dirty hand me downs, not bad controllers.
>>343231565
Grabbed it from a shit meme site. Ya get what you get.
>>343224816
D.va simulator 2016
>>343220807
What? Just use your thumb to press any combo of the 4 buttons at once.
>>343228532
>>343224616
>>343224879
>>343228682
Can you memelords fuck off back to plebbit?
>>343220167
It's a pretty good controller
>>343229142
I could ant-man or thumbelina using this.
>>343226034
>>343226504
>>343229839
>They don't use their chin to control the camera while sprinting
>>343233398
HOLY SHIT I'M NOT ALONE
>>343223813
Grandpa, die.
>>343220807
Run or Run Away.
Running away requires some creative thinking by shifting through menus and moving/running/looking around at the same time.
>>343224331
jej
>>343228354
>implying my dad likes football
![snapshot_07.50_[2015.12.24_00.37.53].png](https://i.imgur.com/ecJHucw.jpg "snapshot_07.50_[2015.12.24_00.37.53].png")
>>343223370
reported
>"Here's your controller, Onii-chan ~!"
>>343222180
>>343223190
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
>>343227816
for $150, it damn well better be.
>>343223190
>>343222180
>DIAL HASH ONE NINE NINE TWO IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO MOVE FORWARD
>IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO ATTACK, PRESS TWO AND WAIT
>>343229054
>running while locked on
lol
>>343224807
>>343227816
>>343235815
I'm so sorry.
http://youtu.be/6Gzj0f9SrBs
>>343220167
>Here's your controller gran
someone post the jellybeans!
>>343224796
That looks pretty cool desu, yet I would miss some weight.
>These things are going for like $100 now
>No cheap Chinese knock-offs on the market
I just wanna use my Gameboy Player with a decent D-pad dammit.
>>343227861
literally this
>>343237031
is that peanut butter?
>>343237332
>not just using a GBA as the controller
>>343226749
Wasn't this thing made for Onimusha 3's release?
>>343237031
As soon as you stop putting peanut butter on your hand, sure. Fucking degenerate.
>>343218876
He's still better than you, that much is certain.
>>343237031
no not that one. the stupid little faggot furry with jellybean paws!
Just got one of these in the mail, and instant buyer's remorse. Who the fuck thought you could replace a joystick with a trackpad?
i really like my controller
>>343224807
why did you censor the d-pad?
>>343237705
You have to get used to it and tinker with the settings
>>343237705
To make it more like a mouse pad, I guess?
>>343237959
Too lewd. This is a Christian board.
>>343219264
>Who actually holds it that way? I mean, why would you even?
/v/ proves yet again that its full of casualfags
