>2016
>Not owning the GameEgg
OKAMA GAMESPHERE
S P H E R I C A L
>>343190879
the fuck is this
>>343191394
Quality Chinese product
>>343190879
>it will fall and roll away
>>343190879
Ok I actually want this.
>>343191420
nice
>>343190879
What does the game egg do?
>>343191541
It dougs.
>>343190879
I WATCHED BLACK MIRROR YOU CHINK SHIT YOU ARE NOT GONNA MAKE MY AI SELF LIVE THROUGH THAT HELL
>$699 US Dollars
But you can build a car for that kind of shekles
>>343191584
Funny thing is an anon actually bought that doug,game and the manual reveals the function of douging
fucking eggfags
baby masterrace here
>>343190879
Is it better than OUYA?
>>343190879
I wonder what it smells like? haha
>>343190879
8TFLOPS GPU, WHERE ARE YOU WHEN SONY AND XBOX GET KEKED BY CHINESE CONSOLE.
>>343191729
What doug it do ? ? ?
is it an android box?
>>343190879
>>343190879
reminds me of R&C, they wanted to have Ratchet playing a PS2 in cutscenes, but there was some kind of rule against having the ps2 in-game, it was considered product placement and sony said no, so they added the "Insomniac Game Pyramid" instead
Cock goes where?
>>343190879
>girl passes out drunk
>you let her sleep on the couch
>in the morning she comes to
>you gesture towards your EggsBox Console
>"before you leave, you must play every game. Every one. "
>>343190879
http://www.ibtimes.com/chinas-fuze-tomahawk-f1-game-console-pretty-much-ps4-xbox-one-ripoff-2366887
china's on a real media blitz, huh? getting their fingers into every single last pie
>>343191584
What's doug?
>>343192123
It's 8 GPU modules actually.
>>343192251
Jump and something else
ITS SPHERICAL! S P H E R I C A L
>>343192545
>>343190879
How do you keep it from falling.
does it cook eggs inside the egg container?
IT HAS 8 GPUS
EVERY COMPANY BTFO
>>343192837
there's probably a simple weight in the bottom, like an inflatable clownpuncher or something
> the Fuze Tomahawk F1 is described as having a poor build with materials that feel plastic-y.
Just like a ps4 then?
>>343191683
Isn't it Yuan? So it'd be more like 100 dollar.
>>343190879
Thats a kiddy device m8. The OUYE its where mature gamers play on.
>>343192914
>Fuze Tomahawk F1
Fucking toplel did Jeremy Clarkson name it?
>>343192379
no, it's an egg
>>343193062
Do chinks have no shame?
>still console gaming
eggfags will never understand
Mac master race!
>>343193264
Is that a rhetorical question?
>>343193264
No idea what you mean, I'd play that
>check specs
>tech magazine
>only mentions HDD
yeah, nice specs bro, its just a box with a HDD it seems.
>>343193062
Does it have a spider nest inside?
>>343193062
Does it have no game like it's model?
>>343190879
>4 ding CPU
>8 dong GPU
>2G xeng
Whoa...
Ignoring the blatant ripoffs, why would any chink think is a good idea? Would it only play pirated games or legit PS4/Xbone games? Because why would I pay for something that'll end up as paperweight because of not having compatible games?
>>343193062
PolyStation 4?
>>343193695
It's probably another cheap Android console, think Ouya.
>>343193573
No but the Wii U does
>>343191129
>>343191068
Came here to post this
>>343192902
How do you get a clownpuncher inside tiny game egg?
>>343190879
That's a nice looking egg.
>>343194158
>having a picture of a pedophile on your HDD
Degenerate.
this sounds like some kind of gimmick console peter molyneaux would create
>>343193823
jesus christ nature is terrifying
>>343191449
I want this to be a thing just for the stories it would make.
>>343193264
They believe in that "imitation is the best form of flattery" bullshit
>>343192640
Kek
but has it been marinated in piss and buried for months before sale?
>>343194258
Pedophile? What?
He has a wife and two kats
What came first? The Chinese or the egg?
Test
>>343194448
>it's not pedophilia if they're not human
Try telling that to the judge
>>343190879
what games does it have
>>343190879
>>343192640
Why are you doing this?
>>343194558
hmm WebM for retards still trims part of the video arbitrarily.
It's a chinese OUYA.
Runs android, ARM processor, costs about $140
http://www.72byte.com/product/modanhezi
>>343193770
Ah, that would make more sense.
>>343192640
>>343194564
Don't diss on Eggdaddy u fuck. He's the only reasonable person yt.
>>343194158
DRY BABY
>>343194835
*on yt
>>343194448
>Married a ten years old chinese boy
>Not pedophile
>>343192640
nice
>>343194884
DUMB DAMAGE
>>343192640
>>343194990
MARFLE-POP
>>343194990
DAN
The egg I use while playing vidya is slightly different.
>>343194931
>Ten year old Chinese boy
My sides, Shame on you Anon! Shes Korean!
>>343190879
>>343195174
looks like a buttplug
>>343195023
NO VOTE
>>343195062
SQUAD UP
>>343193823
>Wii U is close to my bed
Send help
>>343195270
You're pretty astute, anon.
>>343195274
SQUAD UP SQUAD UP
Dan is a miracle of the universe.
>>343190879
The controller seems nice
>>343195270
>>343195351
>>343193823
>the Wii U was actually just a ploy to sneak spiders into peoples houses
looks cool t b honest
Is their in-house engine Gamebryo?
>>343195396
Dan's the man
And I got even more respect for him after watching his big brother performances
>>343192674
Not much how about you
>>343193870
>>343191068
so i guess this a joke for only memers who are 20 years old and younger? I guess you watched this show on disney or something?
>>343190879
I bet they patented the hell out of the egg shape too, so they can sue anyone else who tries to use it.
it's like, they can steal everything right down to the android core that runs the damn things, but if there is one slightly original concept involved, better lock that shit down so america doesn't steal it.
>>343195708
I've only seen the gifs, but I can imagine.
>>343195887
>so i guess this a joke for only memers who are 20 years old and younger?
I think so, I'm 26 and have no fucking idea what this show was. Just from production values alone it appears to have aired during my younger brothers childhood.
>>343195887
>>343196048
>Chinese
>even acknowledging the existence of patents
>>343196106
They do, but only for their own. It is much easier for Chinese to sue, than it is for others to sue the Chinese.
>>343195887
Well I'm 22 and I used to watch that show all the time.
>>343192640
I dont get it
>>343196106
They do, they are also strict with copyright.
The catch? They only care if it's Chinese company ripping off Chinese company.
Foreign companies get 0 regard.
>>343196274
got it, it's an underage thing
>>343195887
>>343196079
I'm 21 and I know people who are 25 and get the joke, Its from Drake and Josh and it aired between 2004 - 2007 on Nickelodeon
>>343196409
>2004-2007
Oh alright, I was 14-17, I wouldn't have watched Nickelodeon at that age.
>>343190879
Looks like something Dr. Eggman would make
>>343195887
I've never watched drake and josh and I still get it. You're just trying to act superior or something but in reality you are missing out on a joke and blaming it on your intellectual superiority.
>>343195887
Says the 12 year old
>>343195887
>not watching golden age South Park
fucking newfag
kys
>>343196613
>Console used in plan to get hedgehog.
>>343196496
20 here. Pretty much anybody whos a college student or under 25 now are most likely to get the joke.
>>343196613
>white, with blue-green glowingIT'SNO USE.
>>343196376
>22
>underage
>>343195887
I'm 27 and I remember watching Drake & Josh in high school. It wasn't great but it was enjoyable and had it's moments.
>>343196314
>Being this new
>>343198552
got the billboard?
>>343198552
that was on /b/, right?
>>343195887
>>343195887
I'll give (You) this one
>>343198885
Stop trying to upset me.
>>343199365
>Blue board
I know know /b/ isnt one but maybe the screen cap taker used that color scheme instead. Besides, what other board would have a thread like that?
>inb4 /v/
>>343196376
>22
>underage
>not having a good job and graduated college by 21
Check out this underage faggot
