>joining the Dark Brotherhood
>playing tes
>not joining every possible faction
>Joining any faction and not being a lone dragonborn hobo who steals pastries and cabbages at any chance he/she could get.
>>343168996
What would be the exact opposite of this?
Fighters Guild? Companions?
>>343169183
Brotherhood of Steal
>wearing a fedora and much more tipping it has become the epitome of retardation.
>>343169176I would always break into people houses and steal their ingredients and cook with it and leave it on the bed or nightstand before leaving. I was a good thief.
>>343169269
Would you call yourself somehwat of an adrenaline junkie? Did you put everything meticulously back in order? Did you feel like you owned the place?
>>343169529Please dont compare me to him I was thinking I was more like The Wet Bandits.
>>343168996
When i played Skyrim, i killed the orphanage lady just to get rid of the quest
>Went to Sleep
>Wake up in cabin
>"Bla bla bla, you stole a kill, bla bla bla, night mother"
>"You wont get out until you kill someone"
>HulkingOrcBerserker.gif
>Kill the bitch
>"Well done."
As shitty as recent TES games are in RPG terms, i liked this little part, also
>Quest: Destroy the Dark Brotherhood!
>mfw
>>343170281
That also reminds me, i was all the way in Markarth when i slept how the fuck did she drag a 2,00 m tall 145 kg green slab of muscle all the way to that fuckin' cabin?