Modern gaming:
>never ending cut scenes that you can't skip
>shitty voice acting that adds nothing to the experience
>endless amounts of walking in huge open worlds with nothing to fucking do
>same FPS shit over and over and over and over and over
>games look like fucking weaboo anime shit
Where did all go so wrong?
Maddox is the king!
>>343159336
Didn't he piss off all the retards on /pol/ who use cuck as the only insult in their vocabulary?
>>343159406
Maddox is dead, Long Live Dick masterson and the dick show
Dick > Sean > Tim Changz > Asterios >>> Madcocks
>>343159336
Maddox is a cuck that has absolutely no real critical thinking skills.
>>343161809
Changz quit posting power rankings on 4chan and pick me up. I requested you on Uber thirty minutes ago!
>>343160925
Not really, considering people use "fuck", "gay", and "damn" incorrectly all the time, and Maddox himself used "fucking" as an adjective which is incorrect, so he's kinda a hypocrite.
Honestly it felt like Maddox was more triggered then the people he was trying to trigger.
It's literally like saying a persons whole opinion is invalidated because they used a preposition at the end of a sentence.
>>343160925
Yes, and their butthurt was massive that they had their favorite word insulted and called him a cuck because of it.
>>343161914
madoff, yous a bitch
>>343159336
>games look like fucking weaboo anime shit
I wish. Western games females look nothing like waifus.
>>343159336
>used to read Maddox when i was a teenager
>somehow despite growing up to be a worthless dropout, i feel like i have still grown more than maddox has
his gimmick is exactly the same as it was like... 20 years ago. i stopped following his antics after he published his books and updated less than ever
now he's springing into the arena of "comical games-industry criticism, like that's not already an extremely crowded genre, and his gimmick is still "haha im the best get fukt nerds"
also
>70% of the budget is spent on big asd marketing campaigns instead of actual game development
>graphical fidelity is the main aspect which games are judged by
>>343161932
fucking is an adj. tho it's just that cuck isn't that globally versatile yet
>>343162278
Yes but it's classified as "slang"
Of which Maddox cannot grasp the concept of, despite using slang himself
>new DOOM does none of these things
>/v/ hates it
Face it, movie games and generic shooters are what people, including this board, want.
>>343162159
it's been years and i'm amazed at how last of us is considered some kind of "all-time classic" to so many normies, you would think people had never seen a video game in their fucking lives, to think anything in TLOU was "innovative" or original in any way
it had realistic graphics of a slightly higher caliber than uncharted 2, and a hamfisted father/daughter story with the twist being that joel is actually a sociopath and doesn't learn any sort of moral lesson at the end. he just kills a bunch of people to keep him and his daughter surrogate alive, "i guess we really are the last of us," roll credits
>Posting a literal cuckold
>>343162438
Have you been in any Doom threads after release because a majority of people like nuDoom's singleplayer
>>343159336
I haven't experienced this in like the last 10 games I've played and they've generally been released/updated in the last 5 years. Madcox just has shit taste in games like his taste in movies. Seriously what kind of faggot thinks the original Total Recall is bad
you have to prove that you do not have absolute shittaste first otherwise your post holds no meaning OP
what are your favorite games
>>343162756
not op but my top 3 is probably suikoden 2, r&c crack in time, and FFIX
honorable mentions to psychonauts and AC2
>>343162910
>not op
then why are you replying you idiot
>>343161809
Tanaka-san > Dick > Sean Weird Matthew Mcconaughey > Tim Changz > Butt Sanchez > Boisterous Coconuts > The Most Asian Thing I've Ever Heard guy >Madcox > Robin > Their retarded friend they brought on that contributed nothing > Arin the Tinder Spammer Girl
>>343162454
They are surviving in a human flesh eating world, stop being such a pussy
>>343162940
i just wanted to share.
>>343159336
Those sound like most games I played 16 years ago
>>343159336
Maddox is a fucking cuck for reals this time, no wonder he is angry af
>>343162987
regardless your favorite games are absolutely great
>>343163080
Maddox fucked your mom in the ass. Left a sloppy creampie.
>>343162987
You sound incredibly lonely and like you have no one in your life to talk to so you jump into conversations of other people on /v/.
>>343162985
it was a bog-standard zombie survival plot layered over uncharted gameplay, with bare minimum crafting. i don't know who the hell looked at that and thought "this is exactly what we need in the new god of war"
>>343163160
How do you know? Were you there to lick it up?
>>343163128
It makes me angry and feel like a cuck from getting off on girls enjoying sex and smiling while showing themselves off
It is not manly, I should be getting erections from rape and brutal fucking. I'm a fucking faggot
>>343162910
i think your taste is bad but because you're not the op i'm not going to give each game a paragraph of hate
you're getting off easy tonight kiddo you better go play some fucking video games
>gets called a cuck
>makes an entire video about it
Its astounding how powerful modern meme magic is
>>343163171
why the fuck would anyone come to this shitty board if they WEREN'T lonely and pathetic?
>>343163226
I know cause I am your mom. Now stop being rude on the internet and clean your room.
>>343163229
i've been playing Order of Ecclesia on and off for like 4 days straight desu
>go to that cuck video
>has over 9000 dislikes
>>343163273
>why the fuck would anyone come to this shitty board if they WEREN'T lonely and pathetic?
I only fully understand my opinions when I'm arguing/shitflinging on the internet. Typically before attacking/defending games my opinions aren't solidified into coherent thoughts and just exist of feelings of "I like this" or "I hate this" but I only search for reasoning as to why when in conflict.
>>343162121
Youtube killed Maddox. His badass pirate image was ruined the moment you could hear his voice.
Now cuckold describes a man or a woman who enjoys watching their significant other have sex with someone else
Yeah, that's it
>>343163464
i like to keep it simple, myself.
>>343161887
>>343162835
samefag
