How the fuck is Kojima almost 53? Does he dabble in the occult?
Gabe is the same age.
>>343140376
Japs don't age and then proceed to age rapidly
Nanomachines son
>>343140505
This. He'll wake up in a couple years and suddenly have aged 30 years in a night. Look at shiggy
>looks fine
>shortly after Iwata dies he does some Super mario maker video
>looks like he aged several decades in the span of a few months
I think a big trick that many older men do is use glasses frames to hide the crows feet. That's why you always see aging metal bands wearing sunglasses indoors.
>>343140376
Parasites son
>>343140376
Most Japs have a healthier diet than the rest of the world. They can't eat cheese or milk because of lactose intolerance and a lot of them have reactions to alcohol.
Autism son
Fuck, he'll be showing his age by the time Death Stranding comes out. Might actually be his last game.
asian don't raisin
nah hes Japanese
>>343140376
Radiation
>>343142524
HOW
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
I'M SCARED
>>343140376
The Japanese have a decent diet, and also meme genetics.
>>343141486
they still are required to get super drunk every day regardless
Japanese don't eat as much red meat and dairy as the rest of the world. It's certainly commonplace there now, but their tastes are still skewed towards rice, vegetables, and fish.
Japs and east asians in general are obsessed over skincare as well. They use dozens of lotions and creams to keep their skin taught and soft. Most of you should know by now that a 4/10 Asian chick can become a 10/10 with a bit of makeup and circle lenses.
>good diet
I thought Japanese food had ungodly amounts of sodium. Worse than fast food.
>>343143206
Red meat and dairy doesnt age you. And japs have ridiculously high sodium and soy content in their typical diet
>>343140376
hes middle aged for a jap
>>343141060
60s are a bitch, it's when you really start losing your hair and your skin gets thinner.
There's a reason celebrities still maintain their looks until their 60s.
>>343141486
>a lot of them have reactions to alcohol
that must be a bitch with them drinking more than slavs
>>343140376
Shaving is not that hard.
>>343143254
>>343143542
It's because they get enough iodine, unlike the rest of the world.
>>343140376
He's a vampire like Araki
>>343140376
White people age faster because they lack melanin
>>343143786
Wait until your 30's. That's when you'll notice your thinning hair and some friends that went bald.
Asians:
Looks: 5
Lifespan: 10
Intelligence: 10
Difficulty: 8
White:
Looks: 7
Lifespan: 7
Intelligence: 6
Difficulty: 5
Blacks:
Looks: 10
Lifespan: 6
Intelligence: 2
Difficulty: 2
Simple race balancing
>>343142524
>implying
If you can't tell, this comparison is horribly rigged. A higher quality picture from the right side would easily demonstrate the telltale signs of aging in the left. His skin is fucked and no amount of makeup, plucked eyebrows, and long hair can undo the damage of time.
Above all else, he is smiling with a wide, teeth-showing grin on the right, where he looks like a young happy man, full of youth. On the left is an effeminate attempt at looking like a child by a grown (wo)man who is losing hope in life.
>>343145404
>Blacks
>Attractive
>>343145404
>Asians:
>Looks: 5
>Lifespan: 10
>Intelligence: 10
>Difficulty: 8
>White:
>Looks: 7
>Lifespan: 7
>Intelligence: 6
>Difficulty: 5
>Blacks:
>Looks: 2
>Lifespan: 2
>Intelligence: 2
>Difficulty: 2
Fixed.
>>343140505
this anon speaks the truth, here the creator of the Jojo series
>>343145736
>>343145880
You guys are seriously underestimating the dicksize metagame going on this expansion
>>343140376
He looks younger than me and I'm 22
>>343143990
a lot of them get "asian flush". (I learned about this from drinking with a Korean friend) Its not dangerous for the most part but they break out in a red rash when they drink. Koreans, Chinese and Japanese are the most susceptible
>>343144294
>>343146097
arakimind
>>343140376
It's their diet. Compared to Americans they eat excessively well. Lots of fish in their diet...and it's been shown that fish is really good for us.
Diet is why they live so damn long and look so young.
>>343146104
BBC is a porn myth you fucking retard.Blowing your mind here. Look up the national averages of dick size. Japan is slightly bigger than America and blacks usually are smaller than whites.
>>343146629
is that different from getting flushed cheeks when drinking?
>>343145638
the right image was when he cared about smash
The left image is when he didnt
>>343140505
but it's females only tho
Why is he always squinting?
welp, for starters he doesn't eat shit and is fat as fuck as mericans
he doesn't eat AIDS infected black dicks like Sweden developers
he eats glorious pork unlike muslims
He drink a lot of beer, the only and healthiest alcoholic beverage in the world
mix all those traits and you found yourself in the road of immortality
>>343143786
>tfw 21 and almost have no hair
>>343140376
Gabe is american
>>343140376
He looked better before the botox.
>>343148576
yes most people get a little red but some asians get something closer to hives
>>343148872
Brilliant minds always think.
Can't wait to learn more about dead stranding
kojima and gabe eat very different things
![1c4b518cca77fc017ec83bb8905748b4-the-most-delicious-looking-food-tweeted-by-hideo-kojima[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zOeMtsQ.jpg "1c4b518cca77fc017ec83bb8905748b4-the-most-delicious-looking-food-tweeted-by-hideo-kojima[1].jpg")
Looks patrician.
>>343146104
Hoaxed
>>343145638
ur rood!
>>343151609
How did the japs figure out how to make the most visually appealing food ever? Never seen an authentic traditional Japanese dish that didn't look absolutely delicious
>>343153248
>Never seen an authentic traditional [Nation] dish that didn't look absolutely delicious
If you stopped being a pathetic weeb for one second you would realize this is true the world over.
Also; enjoy this Miso Nasu. Mm looks so good, not.
>>343153479
I could probably make the most amazing dish in the world look like shit too if I took an up-close blurry picture like that one
>>343153479
>If you stopped being a pathetic weeb
>>343141486
> They can't eat cheese or milk because of lactose intolerance
Lactose intolerance's a white people thing.
>>343153479
Maybe it's just because I've had this before but that looks amazing
>>343140376
he's a gook
>>343153479
>If you stopped being a pathetic weeb
You do realize you're posting on a site founded by a pathetic teenager who wanted to talk about Evangelion on the internet because he had no irl friends, right?
>>343143786
>it's when you really start losing your hair
>60
Man, I've got some bad news for you.
>>343157684
smegma king hasnt been funny in ages
>>343157719
wouldn't know. all I know is that image is funny.
