Listen up ya gits!
I be playin Dawn O war for the first time.
What i be waiting for?
what are you doing posting about it on /v/
go play it
A good time.
green iz best
A great game.
Have fun OP.
>>343035318
Well dat jus goes wivout sayin'!
>that mini finishing moves in between squads
oohhh boy
is there any ORK Campaign missions?
should i get the dlcs?
>>343035510
>all this Ork scum
>>343035889
HUMIE GAT OUT OF MAH BOARD
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
>>343035756
Winter Assault is the other one with a solid plot. The other standalone DLCs have a Risk styled story more where you fight to take parts of a map.
>>343035889
humie plz go
>>343035993
>>343036136
You mad, greenskins?
Kill yourselves for the Emperor.
>>343036173
>Worshipping a warp-storm shitting corpse
>Not based Tzeentch
>>343036173
>worshipin da emprah
>in da millennium of our Gork n Mork 40k
ur a git
>>343036331
Great, now these heretical faggots are in this thread. Fuck this place. This thread needs to be purged immediately.
>>343036475
Purging the thread is all part of my lord's plans.
Your corpse emperor has played into it like a fool for his whole existence.
>>343035756
Winter Assault but it's Orks and Chaos together so it's not as cool
>>343035756
Yes.
I recommend Dark Crusade.
Necrons and Tau are a blast to play as.
>YEAR OF THE CHAOS BLOOD GOD KHORNE 40,000
>NOT WORSHIPING KHORNE AND PROVIDING SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
>NOT SHEDDING THE BLOOD OF A THOUSAND STAR SYSTEMS FOR HIM
>NOT BEING MAD
>ALL
>THE
>TIME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
So i was thinking....
Orks value fighting and strength above all else, right? Then why won't they recognize the emperor as da biggest warboss? or just any Stonk non ork who had proven his worth?
>>343035147
>Remindee that DoW 3 will be an absolute disgrace for Gorgutz and his boyz due to looking like extreme plastic shit
What a buncha grots.
>>343036893
Calm down friend and sit on my dick.
>>343036942
>Then why won't they recognize the emperor as da biggest warboss?
They do, but they know he's for the humies. They've got Gork and Mork
>>343036942
orks hate non orks
>>343036942
Cuz da git neva yell'd enuff.
Orkz need da yellin' and dakka.
Dat dere emprah wuz too shiny n' not WAAAAAAAAAUGH'n enuff.
>>343036893
Had absolutely enough of you and your paraplegic anger issue god
Give the other 3 some screentime yeah?
>>343037039
AS LONG AS THIS ENDS IN SNUFF
>>343036945
I've never played DoW for the graphics so if its fun I don't give a shit.
>>343037221
would you? ~
>>343037239
Sure why not, can I invite my buddy too?
He's from out of town.
You can hit him all you want, he'll never break.
>>343037221
gotta love the big papa
so who are the c ucks of 40k?
>Imperial guards
>>343037450
Either Eldar or Tau
>>343037450
Eldar.
There whole way of life is taken from them and they have to be 2gud4u faggots and live in constant fear of their afterlife.
>>343037298
dem nurgle tits
>>343037221
Nurgle always seemed the best to me.
I mean, sure having every disease in the universe at once and basically becoming a suit of armor with a bunch of loose organs inside sucks.
But nigga you immortal, impervious to poisons and disease, can take tons of abuse, have a bunch of friends, probably don't feel much pain anymore, and your god is just gettin comfy makin' some stew.
You're gonna wanna try Battlefleet Gothic Armada and Space Marine next
HAHA TIME FOR DEAD OLD MEMES
>>343037940
holy shit man
>>343037940
So what happened to her?
>Brutally mained, raped, and burned not necessarily in that order by Khorne Marines
>Figuratively or Literally mind-fucked by Tzeentch
>STD's until she was literal slime by Nurgle
>God knows what by Slaanesh.
>>343038084
T
Had land raider squad of Guardsmen take turns on her and in the end put a laspistol round in her head
t. Rape of an Eldar.
>>343038084
As a result of all the chaos gods fucking with her for such a long time and never being able to release all that warp juice she became one with the warp.
She ascended beyond anything else and is now a part of the fabric of the universe.
Cultist-chan is officially love.
Cultist-chan is officially life
>>343037657
>>343037447
Papa Nurgle is the most chill Chaos god.
The other three are wretched to follow.
>got put on a team with a tryhard
>he got pissy because all I did was auto build orks from all my buildings and set rally points at the enemy bases
it is a good feel
>tfw dawn of war 3 only has three races
>>343038437
DON'T REMIND ME!
It's fucking bullshit Relic is doing this
>No guardsmen
>No Crons
>No Nids
>No blueberries
>Not even fucking Chaos in the base game
I just want my Land raider army fistfucking heresy and Xenos alike in the glorious DoW 2 graphic engine.
>>343037940
I miss her
>>343038084
Wait when have Khornate marines EVER had time to rape whe all they think about is slicing open throats, drinking blood and ripping out skulls to pin on their obnoxious armor spikes?
>>343038406
Sounds like a pretty good waaagh to me
>>343038637
are you kidding? its the third game and they are still doing that.
what a shame, or is it gonna all be dlc afterwards?
>>343038406
Das' pretty Orky straategieez ta use boss. What team was dat hrot playin' anyway?
>>343039024
All dlc. The fucking Nips at Sega are milking it harder than EA, especially with Chaos. This is the third motherfucking entry in the series. Shouldn't all fans prior have knowledge and expectations for factions that should be in the base game? Why do they keep doing this shit for normies!
>>343039112MUH MUHREEN
as expected
>>343039238
Honestly i was hoping to have some dark eldar and sisters of battle action on a modern engine, instead of having to play modded Soulstorm.
None of the big vision warhammer games go far enough, they all ways seem luke warm at best.
Call me when the imperial guard is in the game and I can send 100's of foot soldiers to charge and kill a single Gorkanaut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeCfod1XT7E
>>343036945
Have we even seen orks yet?
>>343038437
>No chaos
fucking relic and their boner for eldar
>>343039920
>Honor as blood ravens
heh
>>343040010
Nom and I really don't want to considering Eldar and Space Marine models already look and play like shit
>Chaptermaster wearing Terminator suit doing backflips and balerina jumps into squads of eldar troops
>"want to capture a Moba feeling"
JUST
I don't wanna even imagine what they do to fuck up Gorgutz.
I just want to build sick ass forts and parade my army around the map purging xenos
why does relic keep going for the esports/tryhard no fun community?
>>343040503
I'm really pissed with Relic and want to verbally lash out at them in a confrence but to be honest can you really blame them? Look at their publishers. Bunh of fucking eastern nips that have NO clu about the grim darkness of 40k. All they care about is shareholders and dogshit moba popularity with Normies.
What's goin' on in this thread?
