ALRIGHT, MOTHERFUCKER. I'm gonna kill your ass unless you can beat any game of your choosing without dying once (dying has to be possible in that game though, so no Epic Yarn bullshit).
What is your choice?
>>342995063
jedi fucking knight jedi fucking outcast, beat that game billion times
>>342995063
Dark Souls: Prepare to Die Edition
Silver Surfer
Dark Souls 2
Diablo 3 hardcore seasonal campaign.
Not today faggot
>>342995063
>implying a dog can beat me in CQC, you don't even have thumbs you stupid nigger dog
Anyway I choose liberal crime squad. I'll just chill in a safe house and have all my lackeys write newspapers.
CoD WaW on veteran
>>342995063
The World Ends with You.
Including the secret final boss at the top at pork tower, nobody beats my Joshua dodge game.
Zelda ocarina of time
Bloodborne
Dark souls 3
Am i good, gundog?
MMX
Wind Waker.
>>342995063
Stalker
I'm gonna go with Wario Land 4, I'd be apprehensive if it had to be Hard or Insane mode, but since you didn't specify a difficulty level I'm fairly confident I can do a deathless run on normal.
Super Mario World
I've done that before.
>posting games with potential instakills in them
You guys are either ballsy or just stupid.
>>342996382
Dead once you hit seath
>>342997123
kek
>>342996696
This so simple
Final Fantasy VII.
I should really replay it again.
>Hotline Miami
I got all A ranks in this crap. I am ready for a no death run
Return to Castle Wolfenstein
Spent way too much time playing that
>>342997203
What? You literally have to die to him to progress
>>342997370
I know, I was agreeing with you.
Crash Bandicoot.
>>342997370
You there's a skip right? You can just off the lift on the way to his first boss room.
>>342995063
touhou
Okami, if you told me that game literally does not have a game over screen, I would believe you.
>>342997370
My sweet summer child...
>>342997485
I'm not sure glitching is okay with gun dog
I beat Robobot's Meta Nightmare Returns without dying today.
skyrim
>>342995063
Alien colonial marine
>>342995063
any of the fable games
>>342997485
I heard this glitch makes the crystal not break. Anyone confirm?
>>342995063
Was going to say dynasty warriors but I don't think its possible. Shit. Also I dont think you can die in any of the hd gta games
>hl2
>Open console, enable god mode
gg ez
>>342995063
Metal Gear Rising
>>342998243
I think that falls under the "impossible" rule.
Kind of a gray area though.
>>342997953
It's a speedrunner strat (all bosses), so it doesn't break the game if that's what you mean.
>>342998243
Its almost like you want to get shot in the head by the diamond dog dallas
>>342998574
Ah okay.
Arkham City
>>342998843
Any of em really
Pikmin. Fucking piece of cake to beat without death.
Easy. Diablo 3 RoS.
You have to TRY to die in that game on the normal difficulty setting.
>>342998149
Depends on what you consider dying.
The dog said dying, not game over so I think if you die in GTA, you lose.
Contra Hard Corps
>>342998945
Yeah this is probably true, especially if you've played through it before.
fable 3
Pokemon
Grind city, motherfucker
>>342998945
Wait a minute, don't you just get warped back to the ship and the day ends when your hp drops to zero? I think technically that would mean this game doesn't fit the dog's criteria.
>>342995063
fable 3
>>342999178
You can't die in pokemon, you merely black out and return to a pokemon center.
![minesweeper-classic-5560-1264177802[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/4kKCmkl.png "minesweeper-classic-5560-1264177802[1].png")
Minesweeper.
I got this.
>>342995063
Front Mission 3
>>342999010
I just meant they are incredibly easy compared to 3, vice, and san Andreas. I can't think of a single mission in either 4 or 5 that I struggled with.
>>342995063
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
I think I'm fairly safe.
>>342999085
Even if you haven't, it's not that hard to keep Olimar from dying. Even in Pikmin 3 it's easy.
Pikmin 2 on the other hand...
>>342996745
> CQC
Look, it's obvious that you're a fan of MGS, but don't bring your hoobly-doobly bullshit into lying to people on the internet.
Lets get real for a second; You probably never work out, and no muscle definition, have the reflexes of a blobfish from always playing vidya, and actually think that CQC is a combat style adapted by real life people and not made up by Kojima.
Don't worry though anon, appropriating a bunch of combat styles and calling them "CQC" is a common mistake for shitposters like you.
Take it easy bro, and try working out and studying once in a while.
>>342999257
>>342999156
>>342997851
Why fable? Are these games really easy or something?
>>342995063
Any mainline Monster Hunter since Freedom Unite.
Planescape: Torment
>>342995063
Undertale
any 3D zelda lol, not much of a tough challenge doggo
>>342999317
Rip anon ;_;
bg not ez
>>342999378
fable 1 started out easy, and it progressively got even easier as the series went on
Banjo Kazooie.
>>342999505
Can you even die in 2 and 3?
I thought you just got knocked out and scarred.
>>342995063
Skyrim. Least favorite TES besides Arena, but it's ez
>>342999378
Yes I think there's even achievements for getting through em without dying or getting knocked out and they are fairly common. I remember at least dying once in the first one but never again in 2 or 3
>Gladius
>KOTOR 1/2
>Alpha Protocol
I could go on. There's a lot of games that once you've figured them out you can just not die, no matter what.
>>342999353
Funny, I had more problems with the HD ones just because Euphoria and the utility physics engine fucked me over too many times.
>>342999317
Fuck it let's go right now.
Hello Kitty's Island Adventure on princess mode
>>342999639
I think after a couple times and losing experience maybe??
>>342995063
The secret of monkey island. Dying is possible
>>342999772
I always do the corners first.
>>342999639
its a fail state the same as dying, so it doesnt matter what you call it
>>342999772
Top right.
>>342999880
>>342999770
I think 4 was def more difficult than 5 desu. 5 really wanted you to get through everything first time and watch their movie gta
>>342995063
TTYD
>>342995063
just give me the sweet release of death
New vegas.
Easy choice.
Persona 3 a close second.
>>342999940
>>342999887
>>342995063
>choose wrpg or jrpg that doesnt have random rng death spells(ff games love to do that shit)
>grind for hours upon hours until there is no chance a story mode non optional enemy can even hurt you
Ez
>>343000057
Guy wiping sweat off with a rag.jpg
>>343000057
do the corners you nigger
>>343000015
5 even gives you an option to auto-complete some missions if you fail enough. But yeah, I enjoyed 4 alot more since they used Euphoria pretty freely.
I fucking hate it that you can't fall over drunk in 5.
>>342995063
Super Metroid
Easy
Splatoon
>>343000290
>>342995063
RE4
>>342995063
MGS1
>tfw turned casual after not playing games frequently and gun dog would be justified in killing me
>>343000319
Hahaha you sure as shit can in rdr
>>342997287
I got the plat and
>most everything after police station
Fuck that.
>>342995063
Mega Man 2
I was going to say Rayman 2, but then I remembered the slide levels.
I guess I'll go with Ocarina of Time.
>>343000461
Same. Release me gun dog
>>342995063
Freelancer.
I've played through the campaign so many times I could do it blindfolded.
>>342999373
Cringe
>mgs3
gg 2ez you're move gun fag
>>342997569
this. when i beat the game, i had no deaths on score screen
>>342995063
Any Fable game.
>>343000353
How is it going anon
>>343000353
wait do you lose if the time hits 999
>>342995063
>Castlevania DOS
Soma is overpowered as fuck there is no way I can lose.
>>343000834
You don't "die", which was the criteria
>>342999373
>look this up
>not a copy pasta
oh boy...
Mario 64, I don't have to 100% it so I think I'm good.
Kingdom Hearts 2 obviously.
On anything other than Lvl 1 Crit the game is a joke.
>>343000525
Ha ha, I know but they overdid it in RDR.
I don't want to pass out, I want to be cut off and stumble across the poker tables just to be shot to death.
>>343000698
Saying "cringe" is cringy.
Grow up, man child.
>>343000925
> Something invalidates an opinion
> HURRR ITS A SHITPOST NOT COPY PASTA!
True Autism: Crimes of 4Chan
>>343001062
I was hoping for a drunk duel where I went to draw and ended up throwing my gun. Or doing the cup scene from tombstone
Jak and Daxter. I'm kind of a master, second game I ever owned after all.
>>343001082
Saying man-child is man-childish.
Become more regular heathen.
>>343001082
>>343001192
you're either reddit baby or master shit poster
>>343000834
SOMEONE GIVE ME SOME FUCKING MUSIC, THIS IS LIFE OR DEATH
>CIV V
>select Difficulty level 1
dumb gun-dog poster
>>343001317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsdawgd0azk
CLEAR
THE
CORNERS
>>343001378
>>343001317
http://youtu.be/6tZ_uwDlmPY
>>343001378
cringe
>>343001435
ARE CORNERS GUARANTEED TO BE SAFE OR SOMETHING?
>>343001463
>>343001498
Why even reply to it?
Running out of ideas lads.
>>343001317
http://youtu.be/JI7cIYcnTRU
Sengoku Basara
get fucked dog
>>343001538
> announcing report.
Have fun.
>>343001569
I enjoy poking retards
>>343001538
Reported for announcing report
>>343001569
i dunno, why not
>>343001717
Reported for announcing to report an announcement of a report.
>>342995063
Portal or Mirror's Edge
Portal is easier, and if this were a real situation I would probably choose that.
But I used to speedrun ME without dying once and honestly I need to play it again.
>>343001542
No.
>>343001569
IS IT A GOOD IDEA TO MICROWAVE THIS?!
Hi! I'm Jory Caron; and this is: Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This?!
Today, we're going to microwave OP's stupid fucking post! Will it microwave? Let's find out!
Here at Jory Caron Enterprises, safety is our #1 concern. That's why we have this aluminium shield on our door, to protect our nuts.
Because NOBODY likes roasted nuts.
I'm going to go ahead and pop this in the microwave for about 2 minutes, because that's how long OP's status took me to realise how much of a fucking autist he is.
(Microwaves OP's opinion)
WOAH! Just as I thought! OP's opinion burns amazingly!
I guess it's true what they say about shit; it really DOES light on fire!
I'm Jory Caron, and this has been: Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This?!
Are we allowed to use glitches?
>>343001797
I would report you but I'm masturbating.
>>343001542
THEY ARE ONLY PLACES ON THE MINEFIELD THAT WILL ROYALLY FUCK YOUR ASS. MIGHT AS WELL GET OVER WITH IT AND
CLEAR
THE
CORNERS
Portal wouldn't be too hard, as long as I'm careful
>>343001602
>not marking the mines
>World of Warcraft level 67 monk tank
Shit well I guess I'll only die if the healer is shit.
>>343002008
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK WHY DID I LISTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>>343001542
Fable 1
>>343002036
Someone needs to put that beast down
>>342995063
I did this with Wind Waker on my first play through. I wasn't even trying that game is just ridiculously easy
>>342995063
Okami, double fuck you because it stars a canine
>>343002089
>Beating WoW
I don't think you can beat an MMO.
>>343002112
>>343001885
I told you, nigga. I fucking told you.
OOT, EZ
dragengard 3
>>343002112
RIP anon
Ultimate doom
On ITYTD.
>>343002112
>>342996901
really that's the way the game is meant to be played
>>342995063
V:tmb
>>342995063
Max Payne 2, so fucking easy.
>>342995063
Assuming that dying mean you lose a life and not "Game Over" I'll have to go with Mario Tennis for the GBC.
The NPCs can't handle my drop shots.
>>343002112
YOU DID A GREAT SERVICE TO HOMELAND
REST
IN
PIECES
>>342995063
MARIO KART WII
I DECIDE MY DESTINY
>>343002719
The dog will allow it, but only if you get 1st place in all 4 tracks of special cup on 150cc mirror.
>>342995063
Fable: TLC
Fallout 3, NV and 4
Dragons dogma: DA
>>343002813
Thanks dawg that just made it easier.
>>343002861
>nv
>get raped by cazadors
>>343002980
Feelin' lucky, punk?
>>343003036
The cazador ai is pretty easy to fuck with, sit on a rock and snipe them and watch them glitch out.
>enter thread expecting a bunch of people smartly discussing what the easiest/safest game would be
>it's just a bunch of dipshits flexing their epeen about how they can play video games (Who gives a shit, you retards?)
>>343003234
By definition it's an e-peen contest, it's not interesting if you pick some easy-ass game. In your opinion, what would be the safest game?
>>343003234
It's fucking /v/, your expectations were too high. Not saying i don't want it to be more intelligent like you said but it just won't.
>>343002112
>clicking a square without hints
>after you use up the free click
>still had a shit ton of hints to work with
Fuck, you could have won, too. There wasn't any part of that board that would require guessing.
>>343003036
on easy it should be pretty peezy. I don't think you have to get near a deathclaw once to finish the game
>>343003346
>>343003452
Well since the Dog did not mention anything about other players, I think a Co-op game would be good since your partner could just clear everything out and die all he wants without anyone getting executed. Mix that with something easy and with some kind of new game plus so your character is very powerful. Maybe RE6?
I'm assuming you have to play on the hardest difficulty.
>>343003631
Like I said I shouldn't have listened to that guy, I was progressing just fine.
>>343003234
none-a dis matters
>>343003685
Addendum: Better idea is L4D1 with all of your buddies having god mode on and infinite ammo on.
Memelands 2
Gaige, BFF spec, always running Sweetheart modIf I can party it, 4 of em
Prince of persia
FFX
You have to be a retard to die at any time in the story, not optional shit
Prince of Persia2008
>>343006097
I don't know, man. Yunalesca and Seymour before her are pretty much the definitions of casual filter.
If you don't prepare or know their gimmicks, they can easily wipe you.
>>342995063
Far Cry 4
I'll sit around like a pussy for 15 minutes and win.
>>342995063
>BioShock
>on easy
:^)
>literally a dick sizing contest about how badass you are at vidya
>>343008679
it's just for fun
>>342995063
>smt IV
Shit
>>342995063
Devil May Cry 4. You didn't specify the difficulty, but I'll do it on Son of Sparda just so you have the smallest chance.
>>343002112
You're fucking dead, kiddo.
What are your last words, anon?
>>343009404
>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK WHY DID I LISTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>>342995063
mass effect on insanity or whatever the highest difficulty is again
>>343002112
restorinio in pizzerinio amigo
>>343008679
>one of the most fun threads appears again
>ho boy, it sure is summery in here
dumb jaded fuck, kys
EA UFC 2
>>342995063
Crypt of the Necrodancer
Get that fucking gun out of my face
>>342995063
Kingdom Hearts IIFinal Mix, Critical Mode
>>342995063
super hexagon
Super Mario World
Banjo-Kazooie
Probably all Pokemon games
>>342996696
Suddenly, lag.
Any of the ps1 spyro games
