what the fuck
http://mojang.com/2016/06/the-minecraft-movie-has-a-release-date/
they made a five nights at freddy's movie too
given a choice would you watch fnaf or this movie
wew
Angry Birds got a movie, why are you surprised?
viraling
>>342971945
Is there anything sharp within reach?
>>342971945
FNAF because it has an actual story.
>>342972002
Angry Birds wasactually pretty good
>>342971796
>it's a thirty hour movie of a retarded 13-year old autistically placing blocks to build a giant replica of his head gear
>>342971945
FNAF, while it's live action and the director only has a mediocre kid's horror film to his name, the animitronics are all being made by Creature Workshop. In the day and age of cheap CGI to go with full practical effects is something I admire.
>>342972108
Minecraft has their story mode by Telltales ...
>that fake ass coffee stain
>>342971945
FNAF has potential for a good movie, tho.
And with Minecraft I have no clue, but I'm confident it'll be not completely shit because based Mac is directing it.
>>342972317
What's fake about it? How can you tell if it's a real coffee stain or not?
>Would you rather watch a movie about a game that was created to be virtual legos and has no real story or a movie based on a game based concept that was never turned into a movie surprisingly being nightmarish Chuck E Cheeze animatronics been given motion.
FNAF had a pretty decent background plot, the issue is that jump scares got real fucking tiring after the first game.
>>342971945
FNAF seems like a concept that would have a movie in the first place, then the game after it. It's got an actual story and is an interesting concept for a horror movie.
Minecraft is based around placing blocks. There's nothing there to expand upon and that's why the Telltale game is fucking retarded, because they just shoehorned in characters and a plotline based AROUND Minecraft. It could've just as well taken place in any other fantasy world.
>>342972425
It's not the fact that it is a literal fake coffee stain it's just that it's a lame cliche to show they they are hard working writers.
>>342972118
fuck off shill
Reminder the Emoji movie is coming
>>342971796
Hey asshole, put your coffee cup somewhere else.
Fucking animals.
Reminder that a Tetris movie is being made.
TETRIS
>>342971796
>Directed by this man
>>342972913
Somehow Happy Madison Productions got hold of the movie rights to Candy Land and Tonka but both are in development hell and probably will die eventually.
>>342971796
What do you mean "what the fuck?" There is nothing remotely surprising about this.
>>342972897
They obviously did it for the "artistic" effect
>hurr look at me im a writer i work so hard i put my coffee on this paper
>>342972951
at least the humor will be decent
>>342972509
>Minecraft story mode featured the farlands
I thought that was pretty cool if nothing else.
>>342973000
Well both of those have potential for a kids movie though.
But Tetris? Tetris has literally zero material to make a movie off unless it's about guys that play Tetris. It was also going to be a live action movie, so it wasn't going to be a Pixar tier movie of a piece that didn't fit anywhere or something like that.
>>342972252
>skull
>>342972734
It actually was pretty good why don't you settle down, I'm pretty sure it's not even in theaters anymore
I'd rather watch minecraft because it's directed by Rob McElhenney from always sunny, so it has potential
>>342973256
>filename
underrated
>>342973282
>He played Minecraft Story Mode
>>342972673
HOLY SHIT THIS
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO KNEW THIS
>>342971945
FNAF has interesting lore if you look hard enough, you could make a movie out of it.
I don't know what the fuck a Minecraft movie would be about.
>>342973442
No I just watched a fatass screeching Canadian manchild's video in it.
>>342973939link?
>>342973939
samesies
>>342973939
young people leave
and white parents
So what? Movies are shit tier entertainment. Anyone can shit one out about anything these days.
>>342974082
>>342973939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzcX5PQSS4g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsv9Vh6lGHc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JhKgs-rkvQ
>he played this shit on at least 3 separate occasions
why
>>342974225
Really? Then why aren't you a millionaire movie producer anon?
>>342974456
He said anyone can shit one out. Not that anyone can shit one out that makes money. Even major studios haven't completely figured that out yet
>>342971796
>The Minecraft Movie
>directed by FuturisticHub
>>342972296
Shut the fuck up, I'll murder your whole family you twat.
>>342974501
That has always been the case, anyone with a camera can make one, but he says "these days" like it that wss something new
>The gang mines for diamonds
>>342974728
>Starring Spongebob and Patrick
>movies
What a shit form of entertainment, even TV shows are better.
>>342974967
you JUST KNOW there's gonna be one of those montages with epic music playing when they start mining for diamonds
>>342972118
okay /pol/
>>342971796
>Warcraft movie
>Assassin's Creed movie
>Five Nights at Freddy's movie
>Minecraft movie
This is the dawn of vidyakino.
>>342975769
This
Movies haven't been good as a form of entertainment in well over a decade now.
>>342975769
>1.Open gif
>2.Click and drag the image to the center of your screen
>3.If you got a smile, go install Minecraft and play, you champ!
>4.If you got a surprised face,you're gonna die right as you drift to sleep tonight
Feeling crafty?
>may 2019.
>as in almost exactly 3 YEARS.
i would say that's the most retarded idea ever, but last month a movie about a 6 year old mobile game was released too.
The trainwreck is gonna be SO. GLORIOUS.
>>342971945
FNAF actually has the potential to tell an interesting story.
Meanwhile a minecraft film is going to just be awful no matter what./
>>342977542
>Movie industry spends decades flooding the game market with terrible movie games
>The games industry is getting back at them by flooding the movie market with terrible game movies
That ice cold revenge is sweet.
>>342974625
...more?
>>342972425
It's a full circle.
>>342978824
Look up Karakai Jouzu no Takagi-san.
>>342971796
Won't be worse than this.
And it's going to print money.
>>342971796
The Angry Birds Movie's commercial success proved to Hollywood that people will go see movie adaptations of games that have literally no plot because they're popular. Get ready for a slew of shitty cell phone game movies.
>>342979749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5mLjKI968g
>>342971796
>2019
Will it even be relevant anymore by then?
