Why does his coconut gun fire in spurts?
he didn't spring for the full auto
>>342919591
90's gun control laws, now he could get a fully automatic and walk right into a kremlim nightclub/kong high school.
>tfw you will never play a donkey kong game where diddy brings a gun to school and goes BANANAS
when he shoots ya
uh
its gonna hurt
>>342919591
Say something nigga?
>>342921904Detroit2016.jpg
>>342921904
That seems like it would hurt, if he shoots you that is.
>>342919591
He's the first member of the DK crew HUH
Whats going on in this thread?
C.G.
COCONUT GUN
IF YOU KNOW THE WORDS YOU NEED TO SHOOT YOURSELF
I wish nintendo kept donkey kong's VA for the rest of the games, it was perfect
>>342923991
THIS KONG
IS A FUCKING DISGRACE
>>342924130
YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>342919591
*thin powerful streams
D D D D
DONKEY DONKEY DONKEY DONKEY
>>342919591
HE'S BIGGER
FASTER
AND STRONGER, FOR YOU
He has no style
He has a coconut gun
Th-th-th-th-this kong has a coconut gun
He can fire in spurts
When he needs to
And stretch his arms out to fire his coconut gun
>>342924531
CG...COCONUT GUN!
>>342924272
HUUUWOOOP!
So, what's the deal with the reboot? Is there a new ARG going on? I'm inclined to think so, but I can't be arsed to search mp3 files for hidden messages.
>>342924689
Most people are theorizing that something big is gonna happen on July 7th (7/7) because of the number of the date, and because of what the voice said in the recent Snow Halation rip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9IKa0zL0NU
>>342919591
Refractory period
>>342924952
What about the Super Mario 64 rips? I see they got some hidden images in the thumbnails.
>>342919591They weren't talking about his shotgun...
>>342925235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dldJv9yZEp8listen up dudeCUS HES AFTER YOU
>>342923882
QUICK AND NIMBLE AND QUICK AND NIMBLE AND QUICK AND NIMBLE
>>342926154
it's a glitch youtube has when processing short videos
>>342926318
stop shilling your own videos
>>342923882
Oh nothing.
>>342926435
You can't fool me, GiIvaSunner.
>>342919591
To put as much hurt as possible on the target.
>>342923882
UGGGGGHHHHHH THIIIIICK
AND STRETCH HIS ARMS OUT TO FIRE HIS COCONUT GUN
C'MON CRANKY, TAKE IT TO THE FRIDGE!
>>342923882
>>342926541
>>342928996
When did Tiny Kong hit this massive growth spurt? It's almost unsettling how much she suddenly fills out.
>>342929610
Rumor about her being a different species yadda yadda yadda sexualization something something.
I try not to think about it too much.
