>Friend's birthday
>Get her an Ouya
>Her boyfriend says she already has one and I should probably keep it
So I'm stuck with this thing now. Is it good for anything?
>>342901342
Well deserved cuck.
>>342901524
What the heck?
>>342901524
Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again!
>>342901342
maybe you could put it in your cuckshed
>>342901637
How about your dick in my ass, faggot
>>342901342
Hold on.
Im sensing multiple meme levels here. Is boyfriend sensing his impending cuckoldry and stopping you from giving a gift to his girlfriend? Why would OP buy a girl an OUYA? Why would OP buy an ouya at all?
who even has an OUYA?
>>342901731
I hear Brenden Fraser funded most of their kickstarter
>>342901342
It might be good for emulation. I think it even has a few PS2 ports (like The Bard's Tale). I'm also pretty sure it has netflix but I think it's just the mobile version so everything looks like shit.
The controller looks great when you put it in the garbage.
>>342901342
buy a VR device to add to your failed tech collection
>>342901342
I don't believe any part of your story
>>342901342
>supposed friend
>doesn't know if she even had an Ouya to begin with
Even worse is if someone gave me this shit I'd drop the relationship.
You're a horrible friend and even more a terrible being of existence.
Gas yourself.
OP clearly isn't being cucked, he bought the girl an Ouya so he must not care that much about her. They're just friends who happen to be of the opposite sex, the other guy isn't stealing a girl he had a romantic interest in.
>>342901972
>The controller looks great when you put it in the garbage
kek
>>342901342
>her boyfriend
Lmao
>>342901342
She probably doesnt want it and told her BF to make something up.
>>342901731
>Why would OP buy a girl an OUYA?
Because she's probably a close friend and, despite what 4chan has told you, not every anon here wants to get into the pants of every woman they've ever known in their entire life.
>>342901524
Don't you ever come near me, my wife, and her boyfriend ever again.
I didn't even know you could still buy Ouyas
how much did it cost you, OP? Surely you didn't spend more than $20 on a gift for a friend, right?
>>342901342
>Got friend ouya for bday
>Now I'm stuck with it
If it's a detriment to you, why get it for your friend? Are you that bad of a friend or are you actually, and not ironically, autistic?
>>342902571
Laughed harder than I should have at that pic.
>>342902849
> Not every guy wants to get into the pants of every girl in their life.
Oh, c'mon anon. You can at least try when lying on the internet.
>>342901342
literal cuck
>>342901342
It's cute but it's not for actually playing games.
Inb4she actually bought an Ouya
>>342901342
>friend's birthday
>get her an ouya
>her boyfriend
>her
>boyfriend
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here
>>342902849
But why?
I legitimately don't see a point
>>342903343
>cuck
stop using words you don't know the definition of, kiddo
What a nice boyfriend, stopping a guy from giving her a shit gift
She probably doesnt even have one
>buying women things when youre not even their bf
cuck
>>342902849
I'd understand if it was something sentimental but who gives a friend 100$ vidya
Video games
He probably thought an ouya was sexual
>>342902849
C U C K
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C
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door stop.
>>342901342
why the fuck would you get somebody an ouya for their birthday?
its like you don't even value your friendship, good thing her boyfriend stopped you from looking like a total douche
jesus christ kys OP
>>342903931
>not getting presents for your friends on their birthdays
Dumb cuck poster
>>342902849
The problem is not him getting her a gift, its him giving her an OUYA.
Why would you do something like that? I mean if he just wanted to give someone a failed console he could have at least gotten her a Wii-U.
>>342902849
>not every anon here wants to get into the pants of every woman they've ever known in their entire life.
then what's the point of knowing them?
>>342903228
He's right though. I have a few friends that are girls that I have no desire to fuck. We've been that way for years. I've known them longer than I have my wife honestly, a good friendship means more than sex or a relationship anon. Sex is meaningless, only pleasurable. Companionship like that lasts a lifetime. That said, I'm sure if I were to offer they would let me though. The worst me and a couple of them have done is like a drunk bj with one and I went down on the other one until she finished and got a handjob. Like I said, drunk tho.
If I were the boyfriend, I'd be a little suspicious of the "guy friend" that's buying my girlfriend a $100 present.
>buying things for women who you aren't trying to fuck
>buying an OUYA
>>342901731
I have an Ouya. I also have regrets.
>>342905392
Which one is worse?
>>342905541
Buying an OUYA
>>342904076
i'm a guy and my guy friend buys me $100 vidya all the time. some people are just nice. other times they're prime boypussy totally in love.
>>342904974
Yeah invalidated it with the last part
>>342902849
I see you enjoy hobbies of intellectual quality, what a gentlemen.
>>342904413
>getting your friend an ouya
>having a friend that already has an ouya
>points out your friend is a girl has a boyfriend for no reason
>asks /v/ if the ouya is good
OP is either a complete moron or is trying to bait. I don't know how anyone can expect anything but cuckposters shitting up this thread.
>>342901342
>buying OUYA
Do you hate your friend?
>>342901342
10/10 please meme again
>>342902849
My friend use to do this experiment with his super hot wife (somewhat of popular guy in the community), he'd get a friend alone in a room with her, and she'd ask the person straight up if they wanted to fuck. Learned really quick that pretty much everyone he knew was a complete shitter.
try it /v/, you'd be surprised how many of your friends would stab you in the back without much thought.
>>342906951
And then they probably ended up fucking at a later time. friends are shitters. Not the wife
Holy shit, who actually thinks to themself "you know what, this person is my friend. I'm going to get them something nice for their birthday. Let me buy them a fucking Ouya"
Jesus Christ, you could have just given her the $100 you paid for the piece of shit and it would have been a better gift.
>>342906951
This is fake
>>342907136
Nah, known these people since early childhood.
tried it on me, but I'm suspicious of all women.
>>342901637
>>342901524
What the hell?
You fucked up your grammar there but i fixed it for you
>>342901731
>>342901704
>>342901524
It's not cuckoldry if she isn't on her boyfriend.
This is just sad, you know, like all our lives.
An Ouya is something you give to someone you hate. Why would you buy one?
>>342907246
Not fake, just depressing.
>OP Got cucked out along with an OUYA
I legit feel sad for you. this is too depresing
>>342907685
Wtf is wrong with them
>>342901342
>Ouya
some friend you are
>>342907940
Sometimes you want to know if you can trust someone.
or maybe decade long marijuana induced paranoia, your guess is about as good as mine.
