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How does Adam Jensen wash his hair? I mean, the dude has metal
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How does Adam Jensen wash his hair? I mean, the dude has metal hands with open joints in them.
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>>342883719

Combs?
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>>342883719
He has augmented hair
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>>342883719
Why wouldn't his arms and hands be water-proof?
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>>342883719
>He lost his arms, legs, lungs and heart.
>Yep, we also need to give him permanent sunglasses.
Asshole doctors.
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He just squirts out the shampoo onto the wet hair and spreads it through with the finger tips while massaging the scalp.
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https://youtu.be/I5acI46z9Y4?t=2m31s

here you go
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>>342885024
I'm saying they'd break, I'm asking how does he do it without ripping his hair out accidentally all the time. Look at the glass, it's cracked because he keeps gripping it too hard.
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>>342883719
he doesn't
it never comes up in game, but Jensen smells like SHIT
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>>342885172
I always figured that's because he didn't know how to use his augs properly yet
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>>342885103
It is really convenient though.
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>>342885172
It's cracked because he's furious he got turned into a robocop
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>>342885426
He never asked for that
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>>342885172
Wonder if he ripped his dick skin off while attempting masturbation.
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>>342885368
But wouldn't his hair get caught in the moving parts and shit?
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>>342883719
>>342885172
>>342885287


>>342885157
skip to like 2:30 to see him showering
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How does toon link get dressed? his head is bigger than the hole for the head in his shirts
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>>342883719
he shower like normal people because IT'S 2029.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5acI46z9Y4&t=2m30s
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>>342885605
Now you mention it, I realize he would have a better time sliding in his shirt leg first...
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>>342885574
His hairs are the least of his worries
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>>342886270
What's that ?
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>>342887054
Deus XXX: A Porn Parody
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By this time they discovered that shampoo is actually bad for your hair and he lets his natural oils flourish.
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>>342885103
Maybe he asked for them.
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>>342885103
Most of his augs were unnecessary. Sunglasses are the least of his problems.
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>>342887625
Show me more!
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>>342889291
"I never asked tor this. Unless the glasses, they look so rad on me !"
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>>342885487
ye or knifed it
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>>342890346
>iron tits
>censor with steam anyway
What the fuck?
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>>342890556
Iron nipples are too lewd.
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IT'S THE YEAR OF 2XXX
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Yesh, prob with bodywash.
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>>342885487
Does he even still have his dick?
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>>342890970
They removed it on purpose so they can sell the larger sized augmented cock to him later.
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>>342883719
If Adams 2070's military grade top of the line augmentations aren't waterproof and he literally malfunctions and becomes a quadrapalegic if he comes into contact with water i don't know what. but it is detroit, so ya never know.

Also, do you seriously believe detroit "people" wash themselves?
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>>342891198
To be fair, they try to, but with Detroit water.
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>>342891406
Flint water is that bad stuff
Detroit water is ok
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Isn't Jensen Sarif property?

How does he just leave and join Interpol?
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>>342890970
No, he gets scanned in the dlc and you can see on the screen he just has a bunch of metal in his pelvis and no fleshy parts
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>>342891135
Could have sworn i saw an interview where they said he has a dick but augmented balls as a form of birth control
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>>342892828
>AAAAADAM, good to see you. We were all sooo worried about you. How are you feeling?
>Jensen flexes his hand before decking Sarrif
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>>342893235
>only punching the guy who told doctors to chop off your dick
If I were Jensen I would chop Sarif up with my new arm blades
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His Swimming skill is Master.
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>>342891198
I'm not saying the arms would stop working, I'm wondering how he does it without ripping his hair out considering all the moving parts
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>>342885157
>they changed sarif's voice actor
what a shame
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>>342893890
maybe that's why he keeps breaking his mirrors. You could probably pre-program the robo-hands to execute a specific hair style/shaving routine to get the exact same look perfectly every time. Adam doesn't seem the type to be able to do that but he probably downloaded it from the internet, some fag just happened to upload the same hairstyle he had Pre-Op or he gave them a photo and they made it
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you don't think it can still have open joints and not be waterproof?
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>>342889291
He never asked for those.
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>>342883719
>How does Adam Jensen wash his hair?
Dude! Did you even listen to what he said?

It's a time of great INNOVATION!
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>>342890970

He fucks a chick in one of the comics.
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>>342890970
Does he even have an ass? Is it a big metal one?
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>>342899598
is it shiny?
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His cock is augmented to vibrate and ejaculate hot chocolate.
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>>342885487
>not getting the pocket pussy aug
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>>342899691
Can it be fucked?
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